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MrCork: ..u people ther in Nigeria cannot afford chicks like that in Nigeria so u shud be grateful to us Londoners...u can only fantasy (no offense)

My Nigga
You ain't a londoner
You can't even write correct english

bakandow11: my first xperience out of naija starts frm muritala....i was lucky to b flyn emir8 to uae. Got a direct employnment frm nigeria...security guard though for a grad of mechanical wngineering unilorin for dat matter....neva enta local flight b4, d info was dat inside plain A.C baad so i don alrdy wear cloth like union bro i dey sweat like xmas goat for murtala dat dat pple were like i carry cocain for body....to eat inside plain anoda whaala ...menu was like machaskala cuseins heeey!!! notin like bread and beans am in deep shit, luckily enuf i sat wit a traveler dat wman i no fit 4get cum dey put me tru small small....on top all d whaala see for naija Dubai airport na eyes dem jst check and i enter....got to dubai on dis scotching hot sun of 45°c i was like am in trouble. thank God now am learning hindi arabic and bangladesh little by little. Am thinking of 4frwd CANADA or USA insha Allah after my contract bt i wan enroll for a project management class soon. God bless naija, we will see soon cox i pray to mke it big soon enough no place like home.....LAWS TOO MUCH HERE u can even bribe police man.

Dubai na muslim country..
If you look their girl nyash, dem go cut your head

silversonuc: plz wia is dis ur stat cming from, credible source or adonbilivit

I live there

I hate Nigerians..
Ask me why ?


They are so foolish & disgusting .

90% of American girls are fat.
They eat popeye,wendy,Mcdonald,subway,chesse & all those stuffs that will make you fat yet Nigerian guys will kill themselves to get them..


Some people need to grow up

Share yours.

I got to the U.S in winter..
I took Qatar airways, so i had transits in Qatar & Germany.
I wore a jeans & a short sleeved t-shirt, but i wasn't feeling cold, when i got to Philadelphia Airport i almost died. I was freezing,the snow kept pouring & everyone was wearing 3 sweaters & hoodies. They were looking at me as if i'm a magician because i wore only t-shirt.

I almost died of cold..



My second experience was picking bottles at party.
I got to a party with my home guy, Alcohols were served & after the party my guys were packing the chairs to make sure everything is in place.
I was busy picking & keeping the bottles in the room, when they found out what i was doing they fell down on the ground & were laughing so hard at me.
They told me that after using the content of the bottle they will trash the bottle into the waste bin.


My first 6 months in America was annoying, white people kept asking me if we have cars in Nigeria.
I for kill them


When i go to the store to purchase items, people won't understand what i was saying so i have to write what i want on a piece of paper

I was going San Diego California to Sacramento i was shouting at the driver that i have reached my destination.
People were laughing so hard at me.
I never knew you have to pull the cord on your window in order to stop the bus.


A bird came into our house, my mother had to call the police to remove the bird.
Bird wey i go chop.


I always see antelopes,deers,rabbits & all these bush meats wey we dey chop for Naija, they will roam freely.
I wanted to kill one antelope but my brother told me i will spend 3 years in prison for killing even a fish..


The 1st day i saw a cat obituary i almost fainted.

Ezeibe: my palace is in heaven...... Where there will be no more sorrows, nor crying, where i will meet jesus sitted on the right hand of GOD, Where i will meet my dad & mum, and i will say to them thank u for showing me the way to salvation,...... Hope to see u all in my palace in heaven. JESUS IS COMING SOON. ARE U PREPARED? HEAVEN IS THAT UTIMATE PALACE!!!☼

Fake pastor.
This is not religious section.

You don smoke weed again

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I love pucci more than food

Hello Kitty-kat

MissMeiya: For your mind. You know how many Nigerian guys try that toasting thing abroad and get slapped or accused of harassment? Guys are not very bold outside of Nigeria. That's why pickup lines get used in bars, when they can draw on liquid courage, or find a girl who's been drinking.

Once, in Nigeria, a guy actually grabbed my hand as I walked past him on the street, and I was so shocked, I couldn't speak. My cousin had to pull me away.

Do you live in Nigeria

MissMeiya: For your mind. You know how many Nigerian guys try that toasting thing abroad and get slapped or accused of harassment? Guys are not very bold outside of Nigeria. That's why pickup lines get used in bars, when they can draw on liquid courage, or find a girl who's been drinking.

Once, in Nigeria, a guy actually grabbed my hand as I walked past him on the street, and I was so shocked, I couldn't speak. My cousin had to pull me away.

Do you live in Nigeria

If you use these pick up lines in America, You will be prepared to take 300 girls home that day..

Them dey fall for guys any how.

Chicharito joins Real Madrid on one year loan deal

pinkshell: Hehehe! Way too early Ooo, oga atmmachine.

I hate people mentioning everyone that wish to have their attention & comment

[quote author=KingsleyTMTTM][/quote]If i recieve any mention from you again Devil will fork your mama

pinkshell: I don't understand y am getting a mention frm a post I ddnt even open?

Don't mind the fool

3

Fork engagement ring !!!

When my father married my mother he didn't gave her an engagement sh*t.
Love is what matters not buying a $40,000 engagement like kanye west.

MrCork: ..ok.bro am not sure if yor pregnant but did i sleep wit yor wife? ...do i no u?...u angry?

Your post annoys me
No offense, bro

some secrets about ladies that guys dont know is that:

1. ladies operate the same way prostitutes operates.

A - they always demand money claiming they gave you sex that they offer their body to you. Meanwhile all they did was lie down like dried firewood screaming ''harder! Harder!''

B - most ladies have multiple boyfriends. Prostitutes have multiple customers. And these ladies will never let you know about this. Some of these boyfrieds are sex them more often than you who claim to be their real boyfriend. My God! Please fear ladies and their wiles. Deceit is their second name.

Disadvantage.

With this animalistic behaviour of most ladies, they normally dont use their senses.

Prostitutes in hotels makes sure you use condoms no matter what. But ladies will tell you they prefer ''skin to skin'' banging.
The increase of STis by these ''walka walka'' ladies is something that men need to worry about

It is because
The worldly chairs used in night clubs are also used in the church.
The same worldly money used in carrying ashawo is used as offerings & tithes
The same speakers used in night clubs to play music are used in churches


Are you happy now ??

2Face ft Rkelly - Flex

MrCork:

My nigga..
I'm sorry to say this.

YOU'RE A FOOL

I'm new on nairaland..
Please, how can i view & comment on a topic. ??

Arsenal will win leicester

Please, can you tell me what is real about girls..
Fake hair,fake eyes,fake lips,fake face,fake butt, fake b*reast





Guys have been catfished,scammed,duped & defrauded..
God will judge them

The way our girls bleach themselves you will date your Ex-girlfriend over again not know she was the one you dated earlier..


#Talking from experience

Them girls will put on fake hair (weavon), paint their face with mary k, Put fake eye lashes, rub lipstick, apply eye pencil, put fake eye liner, wear bra to pad up their flat b*reast, wear fake butt, Wear high heel to increase their height..


We guys have been assaulted,deflowered, abused,defrauded & catfished by Millions of girls..

Girls are fake

SMD_ : Shaking My Dicckk

MrsChima: you needs to move to a different town if you are not having fun. Real talk

maybe change your friends?

LOL.
Baybeh.. Pennsylvania is a state for poor people like me.

Do you want me to move to California or New York which is meant for rich people, I can't afford to pay the rent.
If you're willing to pay the rent for me i will move to anywhere you want even to Ireland