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TravelRe: Which Country Can One Travel To With N2.5 Million? by austinelex: 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2020
eaddyboy:
Sweden, Norway, New Zealand or Netherland - they even allow tourist to work in some companies in Amsterdam.
bro can a single guy get most of this countries visa with no tie to his country
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Near Death Experience While Working As A Mason by austinelex: 6:27pm On Aug 04, 2020
U just started construction work I starts mine when I was just 12 to 13 yrs old i did just for survival was not an easy work though,it gave me permanent pain at my back
PoliticsRe: Real Reasons Nigerians Are Barred From Jobs In Dubai by austinelex: 7:45pm On Jul 25, 2020
Hello pls did UAE government also ban Nigerians from applying for tourist visa or is It rumour
EventsRe: Slay Queen Buried In A Manhood-Shaped Coffin In Ghana by austinelex: 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2020
May be she died in active service
SportsRe: Ikpeba Wants Saka To Play For Super Eagles by austinelex: 7:08pm On Jul 08, 2020
OnyeObodo:
Mtcheew.... This boy will be a capital fool to yield to such advances from the most useless country in the whole world.

Saka I don't know if you are reading this or will read this. If you will read this son... Listen to this advice from a surviving soul in this animal kingdom called Nigeria;

"Never you in your life switch allegiance to come and play for this hopeless country of derelicts and corrupt souls. Nigeria is a very terrible country that hates her citizens and suppresses the common man till death. Please swear allegiance to England and play for them. Even if you didnt succeed, your children will be forever respected and adored as the children of a legend who played for the lions.

Please secure your future playing for England. If you play for Nigeria, they will never appreciate you and you will not get rewarded for your sacrifices. Do not allow your talent to be used by the useless Politicians in Nigeria who are evil, devilish and demonic."

Its only in Nigeria that dead soldiers are forgotten immediately they die like animals. Even their wives must sleep with a high ranking official or accountant to get the allowances due to their husband.

Make this mistake and be sad for life!
pure fact no ague
CrimeRe: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by austinelex: 7:19pm On Jul 06, 2020
shogsman:
I've had the opportunity or misfortune to see firsthand how American prison system works having worked in one before and here are the difference.
In the nigerian system you get a bed and share everything with your roommates,but if you have money the sky is your limit,you could make the guards your errand boys and they'd get you everything you need including,I still chat and play pubg with someone in one of the prisons in this Nigeria.
You could get high on whatever you want on a daily basis,you could get a special room for yourself with much more space all you have to do is to grease the right palm.

In the American prison system, the only good thing your money can buy you is devices like torchlight, radio,puzzles from the commissary.
If you have steady income you can get drugs from fellow inmates too.
Bribing guards is almost useless as they can't do anything for you,you don't get any special treatment, you share a 4 by 4 cell with strangers just like everyone else,if you're new then you can't enroll in the PI for sometime so you're stuck with your normal jail routines.
Brace up for racism, cos in there you follow your kind
As a newbie you're at risk of getting stabbed during any gang altercation cos you're an easy target,you'll experience rape especially if you're a fine boy like hushpuppi, don't drop your soap,and if you drop it just leave it there.
This guys should brace up cos their crime was targeted at the country so the guards will try to make their life a living hell and trust me they'll succeed cos they're mostly white and almost half of them are racists.
Once inmates starts learning about who he is,he should get ready for constant jumping cos this mofos are gonna be really pissed at him,unfortunately there aiint gon be many Nigerians there to roll with but eventually he'll get acclimatized with black Americans, I said eventually because even black American inmates are sometimes racists towards Africans.
Lastly this particular prison is very very dangerous.
pls tell us more
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje Apologizes To Awka, Arondizuogu Indigenes by austinelex: 11:46am On May 31, 2020
U guys better accept his apology because he is not a preacher of love ,he is war ,he is fight ,he is the liquid metal,he is the indaboski pehosee
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth On Repatriation Flight From UAE by austinelex: 6:51pm On May 06, 2020
The child no ready to get the bad luck wey dey naija

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PropertiesRe: What Could Be The Cause Of Recent Fire Outbreaks? by austinelex: 2:28pm On Apr 17, 2020
When corona invade Nigeria without the gods permission
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by austinelex: 11:31am On Apr 03, 2020
Hello pple in the house pls wat app can one best download Nigerian movies
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by austinelex: 12:57pm On Apr 02, 2020
Adetayoade1:
Quite confused here I don’t know of any university_1 program
I mean to say university 1 program
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by austinelex: 12:09pm On Apr 02, 2020
Adetayoade1:
Yes
pls is there anything like university_1 program at the university of Manitoba
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by austinelex: 11:14am On Apr 02, 2020
Hello house pls help a brother can one get an admission to the university of Manitoba with out paying any tuition fee till he get to Canada pls ur response we go a long way
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by austinelex: 8:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
Frankrobbn1:
Submit your application and hope for the best. The process might turn out to favour you even if the visa officers at the Canadian embassy are strict when scrutinizing Nigerian applications. In the end, pray for grace.

It will end in praises.
thanks bro
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by austinelex: 11:10am On Apr 01, 2020
Hello my people in the house pls I hope Canada is not strict In issuing student visa like the USA because I would be going for my biometric on May(when this corona issue is over)
Music/RadioRe: Mafa Mafa: Davido & His Crew Release Legwork Dance Steps For His New Song by austinelex: 3:51pm On Mar 24, 2020
This dance step is too childish
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by austinelex: 2:45pm On Feb 11, 2020
All I see are agents of Marine kingdom
TravelRe: My Seaside Picnic In Roslagen, Sweden (photos, Video) by austinelex: 6:08pm On Feb 05, 2020
CollinsWeGlobe:
Bros, stop asking about mine focus on yours. Visit the official website of your dream country.

PS: Abroad no easy again like those days
OK thank u
TravelRe: My Seaside Picnic In Roslagen, Sweden (photos, Video) by austinelex: 3:35pm On Feb 05, 2020
CollinsWeGlobe:
Schengen countries are: Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, and Switzerland. You can move here with the visa.
brod pls wat kind of Visa and documents did u use when u wanted to travel
TravelRe: My Seaside Picnic In Roslagen, Sweden (photos, Video) by austinelex: 7:34am On Feb 04, 2020
CollinsWeGlobe:
I believe with your Schengen visa grin

My document is different.
but bros using a schengen visa we immigration not be a problem also wat kind of documents are u using
TravelRe: My Seaside Picnic In Roslagen, Sweden (photos, Video) by austinelex: 2:02pm On Feb 03, 2020
AnanseK:
One man picnic .Eya! He must be really lonely
Helloo bros can someone use a Greece visa and enter Sweden help people in the house
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Dr. JS Yusuf Anoints Pant/Bra With A Print Of His Face To Attract Men by austinelex: 10:17pm On Jan 30, 2020
Funny pastor
TravelRe: Relocating To Bahamas by austinelex: 10:09pm On Jan 30, 2020
Nasty40:
Please I need clarification on a work visa that I applied for through an agent.
I applied for a work visa in bahamas through an agent January last year.
It's more than a year now and the man keeps telling me that the Visa is not yet out but that it has been approved. Please I want to know if this is how it takes time to process.
He actually said it's a 2 year work permit Visa.
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bro all I we say is have patience it may come out mine was a year plus before it came out I nearly give up self before my agent finally called and said the visa has already been approved just keep on praying bro
CrimeRe: Married Woman In Jos Porn Video Commits Suicide by austinelex: 6:39pm On Jan 30, 2020
No video nothing at all and u say make we believe u
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by austinelex: 5:07pm On Jan 19, 2020
5inchdick:
like 5inches?
when erect or not
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by austinelex: 4:49pm On Jan 19, 2020
And most gals in Nigeria believe coming to a guy House chopping tins for free with out paying their dues
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by austinelex: 4:28pm On Jan 19, 2020
Aadiana:
Small dick
how many inches pls
CrimeRe: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by austinelex: 11:41am On Jan 12, 2020
Some gals just dey possess sha
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Poses In Her Hometown In Abba, Anambra State by austinelex: 11:05pm On Dec 29, 2019
IgboSomalia:
Go and look for it yourself. I won't spoon-fed you.
I resemble ur pikin wey u wan sponefeed
RomanceRe: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by austinelex: 3:54pm On Dec 29, 2019
She just stated are reason for the breakup that u love sex but at the same time she might just be testing u to know if u truly love her
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Poses In Her Hometown In Abba, Anambra State by austinelex: 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2019
IgboSomalia:
Slave to no one but when the Northerners asked you to go back to your Igboland, Igbo Professors were speaking hausa language to beg northerners.
why u know show us the video wey igbo professors to beg northerners
Travel AdsRe: Flight Fare by austinelex: 12:25am On Dec 07, 2019
herakles:
go to the embassy that issued you the visa
it was issued from London

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