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amakadihot87:
.........lol......have u seen amakadihot personally

If I tell her she wouldn't believe.

These niggie was making sense before he ended his piece childishly..... The advice of those ladies do help in some cases,, ladies should just try to be matured enough to know when and when not to apply some advises.

Number 2.....
Same with Amakadihot87.

BiafranBushBoy:
10 mins for sex? Not possible...

Like who has sex for 10mins? Do you know how much you are Leaving on the table by having sex for 10mins?

Damn too long.

Really?

Uyiii:
Trump: hallo mallam, do you know what I meant with the word 'nigeria is a shït-hole country'?

buhari: kaii yowaa, you means niziria is za ekwanomic hole of za kwantinent and em, niziria is shitting za rest kwantries with ekwanomic stability.
ma fifful in niziria and oza kwantries thinks we wia insulted, but I know zat insult is fa za past administrations.

Trump: wow, always knew you won't disappoint me, now write 'nigeria is a shït-hole country'.

buhari: YOWAA.

HAHAHAHAH.... For the first time in a very long time I get to laugh out my jaw on a post...

＃THECHEFCHI＃.... Could this be the major reason he is hanging onto her?

Eastern time and was visited by a pro-Buhari group which stormed the Blair House, the official guest house of the U.S. president, with placards in support of his government’s fight against corruption and Buhari’s re-election bid.




The money that was supposed to be invested in our economy was used to buy those people for support...Issaorit.




Leader of the solidarity group, Wale Adewoye, said: “We are here to support the president. When we came, we were over 150 people but because of the cold and people needed to go back to work, people left.
“We realised that there was a lot of damage done to the county and when Buhari came to power, he tried at least to stop corruption in Nigeria, he is still working on it, it is not easy.
“So we just felt that we should support him in our little way, to encourage the government and let them know that we are behind him to support him.”






Some even came just to confirm if that's truly Buhari or is he a walking dead...IKE GWUU

mhisbliss:
I dont get freaked out over big cassava so speak for yourself

Ok.

nairavsdollars:
This froggie eyed woman who superintendend the grave looting of our economy under Jonathan is eyeing something in 2019, probably under PDP. Once you see them talking like parrots or write one jaundiced book, just know something is cooking

ArmedRobber:
Madam ngozi u re a fool. It is easier to mention ur political foes names like oshomole,aregbesola,ameachi but very hard to reveal to the name of the powerful aide that lock you out.
Who believes the gibberish you re writing self.

Ponmo lips madam. Aunty ngothief iwealoot

She might be a froggie eyed woman, a supritendent of looters, a parrot, a fool, buh without an iota of doubt she is far more competent than those that are currently in power,, if she was in that seat, Nigeria wouldn't have plunged into recession...

Akoko777:
yes

Prove it.

Shitty excuse.... It's quite unfortunate though, buh if she truly loves you, she would rate her happiness(You) over some silly family belief/tradition.

mhisbliss:
Large brain
Self confidence
Good looks
Most importantly a hardworker with a handsome bank account, call me a golddigger but money is a necessity in marriage

Large cassava was omitted,, let's be honest and specific.

7..Destiny killers.
These ones are mostly sent from your enemies at the village, endowed with irresistible beauty and curves enough to drive you back to the village for palmwine tapping.

Akoko777:
Team number 6

Really?

You are desperately in need of a soul mate?.... Disturb God about it and fate will drive you to that special someone....

Thank me later.

amakadihot87:
.......it depends on your own standard of indecency.........some regard women dressed in trousers as being indecent.............so what exactly do you refer as that

Tagging a lady wearing trouser as indecent is immaturity/ignorance.

Congrats

Jamie90:
Before we fall in love, we must first be sexually attracted to our partners.

Before we decide to woo a lady, we must had already fuccked her a our skewed mind.

This is the raw truth

Without sexual attraction, love isn't complete.

Argue with your hypocritical ancestors

Yea, I'm gonna argue with my hypocritical ancestors and they are gonna strike me down if I loose you free of this ginormous lie and fallacy you just put up here.....

You apparently know nought of what the word "LOVE" entails, if you do, you would know that a girl's happiness comes first before sex if you truly love her,, if she wants to abstain till you put a ring on her finger, LOVE IS PATIENT.

Hah,, the other day it was an actress, today it's skales,, whoever you ask today about his/her relationship status will also give a sex-related answer,, it's currently NO RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT SEX.

amakadihot87:
One can have good qualities and still slay...
....i know gals who can cook,wash and keep their environs clean.....yet they have good tatoos all over,its just a matter of preference........personally i love good and chicky looks............icant start dressing in rags or stop drinking because i wanna get married........its a matter of what keeps one happy.... ........moreover marriage isnt everything........ .. babes pls be real to yourselves

Marriage isn't everything but being responsible is,, being real responsibly should be the go to word,, we are tryna build ourselves as leaders of this country someday and how do we get there with indecency and haggardness?

Ifakiland:
I'll marry whoever the fork is real with me, if u smoke, we smoke togeda, if u drink, we drink togeda....

if una die una die together and leave innocent kids to the mercy of our bad society.....NDO

Ifakiland:
Was it tight?
Did it take up to 3/4 attempts before entering?
Was lube or large amount of saliva needed before it entered?
Did she cry when it entered?
Was she only able to do one rounds??
Was she shaking and unable to walk properly after?

These are the other signs of sexing a true virgin...if Atleast 3 of these never happened...well what can I say??

Disvirginer

Getting tired of your partner or any other thing you are into at some point in time is very normal in life,, concerning relationships, it is expected you find those things your partner does or can do that always turns you on or make you happy and keep them evergreen...

Na to find clay mould pesin with these characteristics..

It's quite apparent your approach was totally off,, either the way you dressed or your height or any physical looks and as well your manner of approach, like your accent or the construction of your English if at all you used it,, something about you wasn't enticing to her at all....


In otherwords, she should have at least replied with "hi", that goes a long way to tell you how terrible the mentality of some black shoddies is.

Broh, you went too far in starting the journey buh to be honest, as you dan already start am, you never go half, the shoddie is a pure gold-digger, continue the ride you already started and deal her some real blow.

ALU MEE..

Your mother-inlaw

The virginity help me wey be the future husband,,so leave am for us...