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Celebrities / Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by autchies(m): 10:17am On Feb 12, 2021
Osidazz19:



Marrying a girl is better than molesting boys like your prophet did before he was hanged for pedophalia.

All the Popes have been proven to be pedophiles also. There are more child molesters in the Christianity than all other religions combined.
I wonder where they learn this act of sleeping with small boys came from. May be they learn it from Jesus. Go figure.
Muhammad was a rapist and pedophilie.
Imams a child molesters and also gay. They believe in rituals
Politics / Re: Arewa Security Marshalls: Northern Youths To Float New Security Outfit by autchies(m): 10:12am On Feb 12, 2021
All other tribes in nigeria thier brain has been conditioned not to query the north, except the igbos

No tribe has suggested of millitary invasion or talk about the constitutional backing shit, they always talk about, if it were to be done by the southeast.
We have all been fooled for so long
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Northern Group Leaders Over Plans To Issue Quit Notice by autchies(m): 10:50am On Feb 06, 2021
Lagoon0:

Why tag Sunday igboho oduduwa agitator? When and where did he agitate for oduduwa rep. All this Igbo blog has started again. They want to use Yoruba as their shield. But Fulani government won't dare try nonsense ! We remain the pillar of this country.

Let them give quit notice if Nigeria will not end within 7 days

Pillar of backward nation called NiggaArea
Crime / Re: Fatai Aborode Killed As Suspected Herdsmen Attack Oyo Farmland by autchies(m): 1:16pm On Dec 14, 2020
Whenever the igbos try to confront the evil herdsmen and thier sponsor, you yourubas are so quick to tarnish such effort



quote author=AsiwajuNdigbo post=96999554]

They dont have to die for not activating oduduwa republic. There is no crime in that.

Focus on the criminal that is using terrorism to kill southerners. Focus on that and demonize the criminal fulani, not the victim.


Your response is shameful and is condemned. [/quote]

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Crime / Re: Fatai Aborode Killed As Suspected Herdsmen Attack Oyo Farmland by autchies(m): 4:39pm On Dec 12, 2020
Yes we are happy because you dont want to let go of your beloved one Nigeria for an oduduwa nation, were you can defend your land and live like a human.

Smelly toto.
Herdsmen follow you forever until you realize that oduduwa us the best option.
Animal


bamite:
YOU CAN ALL NOW SEE HOW IPOB IS JUBILATING OVER THIS NEWS. THAT SHOWS THE BIGOTRY AND HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS. CHILDREN OF PERDITION AND INFAMY.




Modified: To all the swines quoting me saying rubbish, all I have to tell you is what you wish others shall befall you ten times over. Bunch of street urchins











cc: Imhotep

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Misinterpreted By a Lady Your Trying To Help? by autchies(m): 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2020
You upset, because you have an agenda to Bleep her pussy. If you have no agenda that question wont disturb you
Politics / Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki's ADC Collapses At His Swearing-in Ceremony For 2nd Term by autchies(m): 3:36pm On Nov 12, 2020
The governor was not aware about that incident, otherwise he would have stop and given orders for him to be rushed to the hospital.
Quick recovery to him
Politics / Re: Yorubas In Kwara, Kogi Demand Merger With South-West by autchies(m): 2:09pm On Sep 27, 2020
We have 9 l igbo speaking ocal govt in delta state, 5 in rivers state and 4 in Benue.
Just likely what you are experiencing in Nigeria


quote author=Onlinesmart post=94357350]Yes you're right but all we are saying is that your tiny 5 states should form bia-fraud and leave Delta, rivers, Benue out of your madness. Cape Verde Island would be bigger than your bia-fraud. [/quote]
Celebrities / Re: None Of My Ex-lovers Have Replaced Me – Teebillz Boasts by autchies(m): 8:32pm On Sep 25, 2020
Wizkid has been eating the pkomo secretly.

He should just go and sit down


quote author=CallMeDrino post=94292398]

https://igberetvnews.com/1365887/none-ex-lovers-replaced-teebillz-boasts/[/quote]
Crime / Re: Two Lynched For Armed Robbery In Calabar (graphics Photos) by autchies(m): 1:20pm On Sep 22, 2020
If Nigeria was good they wont steal, if there was social welfare, they wont steal.
Your pussy rejoices when other womens children are burnt alive.
You got a very smelly pussy, a very irritating one for that matter.
Hope and I pray they burn your children, the ones you born from that god forsaken cunt you carry all about.
Were the sun does not reach.
I spit on your pussy.
You are happy seeing young people die.


TheRealProphet:
Two young boys lost their life because of their laziness and fuulish mentality.

Their charm couldn't save them, non their locally made gun sad

600 yrs of suffering to all thieves and cultists....

I dey always happy when ppl dey beat thieves, d tin dey always give me joy cheesy smiley
Politics / Re: South-East Governors And Their Families (Pictures) by autchies(m): 12:36pm On Sep 16, 2020
Sonnobax15:
cool.

nice photos...

meanwhile,where are the photos of those chanting and agitating for the birth of Biafra



now tell me,if you were a governor in the south east, would you want a group of confused miscreants fighting for a baseless course to
impoverish you and your family ?

Weather you like it or not, the poor will live, biafra means hope for the poor, it means equity and not enjoying, while millions goes to bed with empty stomach as being practiced in nigeria today
If you are rich or poor, it still leads us to the same destination called death .
No amount of AC like that of ajimobi can make you comfortable in the grave.
Only God is wise

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Culture / Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by autchies(m): 11:28am On Sep 05, 2020
MrOjay1:







Such as , Taylor, William's, George and
Silva and
i have always thought it was the yorubas(the ones living in Lagos) that first came in contact with the Europeans.

And the Europeans also lived long in YorubaLand(Lagos) before permeating other regions.

They stayed long enough in Lagos to establish the first mission school(Badagry and CMS)...so why weren't their surnames influenced?
Politics / Re: Police Arrest 67 IPOB Members, Native Doctor For Unlawful Assembly by autchies(m): 7:05pm On Aug 12, 2020
Kestolove:
Terrorist...kill Dem all

Smelling toto.
Will you live forever.
Evil people.
They cant kill them, they will be realeased
Business / Re: How Anambra Shoe Manufacturing Market Is Fast Growing (Photos) by autchies(m): 7:45am On Aug 02, 2020
Rossikki:
All the more reason why the Biafra idea is STUPID.

Who will be the primary market of this expansion in Anambra State?

NIGERIANS.

Africa's biggest market, and the world's 6th largest consumer market.

Secessionists imagine that they will be able to sell these wares to the world, and don't need the Nigerian market. But they are seriously deluded. Countries are putting up protectionist barriers to build their own local industries. Others like China, have comparative advantage in manufacturing, and will leverage that to start price wars if need be, lowering them to stave off any competition.

Many buying countries would simply prefer the familiarity of Italian or even China made products, and would shun new, unproven stuff from some little African country.

Bottom line: For these Eastern industries to thrive, and take off to the next level, THEY NEED THE NIGERIAN MARKET.

Secession kills that immediately.

Nigeria is projected to become the world's THIRD most populous nation after China and India by 2050.

That is MARKET on a world class scale which Igbo manufacturers can have FIRST ACCESS TO BEFORE ALL-COMERS, if they play their cards right, and remain in the federation.

That FIRST ACCESS to the Nigerian market is already happening slowly, as groups like INNOSON and others get government supply contracts. INNOSON even supplies the Nigerian Airforce with equipment now.

As we approach 2050, the Igbos could become the richest ethnicity in all Africa, and among the richest on earth, if they remain...Nigerians.

A word is enough for the wise.

Mumu nigeria market kill you.
How many people in that zoo buys locally made goods.all you buy is foreign things.
Zoo animal.
Is the govt serious to make sure foreign goods are not allowed in the zoo, then I will accept that

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Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: Emirs, Chiefs Consulted When Money Was Kept Overseas - Al-Mustapha by autchies(m): 1:00pm On Jun 11, 2020
Trying to paint him as a saint
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Invade Southern Kaduna, Kill Women, Children (Graphic Photos) by autchies(m): 3:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
God will ask of these lives from you lot holding to one Nigeria
Politics / Re: Rotimi Jolayemi's Poem About Lai Mohammed That Got Him Arrested (Listen) by autchies(m): 4:47pm On May 27, 2020
I am igbo, but this journalist has got balks of steel, he us very courageous. He is not happy with this evil govt.
He will be rewarded in due course.
I love youruba.
The akewi is going to give lai sleepless nite.
Family / Re: Wife Trying To Ruin My Career Within A Few Months Of Arriving Abroad by autchies(m): 10:32pm On May 23, 2020
LinLinGentle:
Disclaimer: I AM NOT A SAINT AND MY WIFE IS NOT THE DEVIL. I HAVE JUST BEEN UNFORTUNATE TO BECOME A VICTIM OF MATRIARCHY WHICH MANY MEN SUFFER ABROAD...

I have been hustling abroad for a few years while wifey was working in Nigeria and living with children. Marriage has always been turbulent and we even almost got divorced after I travelled out. We somehow worked on our issues with the help of pastors, family and friends, and after a few years of ''roughing'' it abroad to pave way for them, I finally succeeded and my family arrived a few months ago.

I used to be hot tempered, but I have had enough time to gain insight into my inadequacies and reflect on them. I am now significantly calmer due to the determination to make my marriage better and as per ''abroad levels''. My wife on the other hand is fully taking advantage of me and the environment we find ourselves in. First thing she did on getting here was to cut of my entire family. She said she doesn't want to have anything to do with any of them anymore. She has also not been too keen to kickstart her career, as all she does is endless picture taking and editing for social media hyping. I know this might be due to the initial ''euphoria'' phase cos she is coming abroad to a big house, big car and having no limits on most things we used to manage back in Nigeria, and she thinks things are bread and butter. You would never think for a second that she is a married woman if you check her profiles on social media!

She has become even more toxic person than she ever was in Naija. Now very bossy, never backs down, always the attacker, ever ready for a fight, lazier, always on social media, communicates with me as little as possible, embarrasses me in the neighbourhood with the constant noises from our house, and finally her threats have now tripled! Madam is now so fierce that I have become the house chicken. Just within a few months of being here o! She tells me that she will show me for all the ''gra gra'' I used to do back in Nigeria. Friends advised me against bringing this woman here but I no wan hear word as per responsible family man wey I dey claim to be.

The popular threat is usually ''I will end your career''. I wasn't taking this too seriously initially, but she then started following through with the threats by constant calls to the police and other services, making spooky and baseless career ending accusations and allegations against me.

I have never been the one to first lay my hands on her, but I have spilled drinks on her before when she attacked me. My wife now gets very physical without having any element of self control, fear or restraint after the simplest argument and sometimes, she damages things out of anger. She does this so often and never hesitates to dare me to do my worst.

I discovered that she has signed up on dating sites and when I even caught her chatting about sex to a particular guy in our area, she said that it was all my fault. She did not apologise for this. She even referred to it one time after an argument that if I am convulsing like this over just a sex chat, she's waiting to see what I'd do when I see a man on top of her.

My productivity at work has declined significantly and I am now on the verge of depression. Neighbours called the police on us one time after a lot of noise from out house. She accused me of domestic violence. The police had to separate us and I was stuck at home for an extended period and could not go to work due to this. I am now being investigated for domestic violence, which is a serious crime as madam wants it and I have had to report the situation to my company! The whole thing is so messy that I am scared that I have not seen the worst yet.

I am so afraid of losing it all and returning to Nigeria broke cos I spent my last card and even racked credit card debt to bring them here hoping to pay off gradually. I still have a few years to get my citizenship and if I lose my job now, that is the end for all of us!

For now, I don't know what is going to happen to us, as this woman is so determined to cause great and irreparable damage that could ruin our lives, just to get back at me and she is being cheered on by her family and friends.

THE SITUATION IS SO MESSED UP!

UPDATE:

Divorce has now been filed. I also recently got lucky as I was able to secure a restraining order when she messed up again and hit me daring me to do my worst. I called the police and made a proper case and she was arrested. She has been banned from the house for a month. The police advised me to talk to my lawyer and extend indefinitely if I want to. I hope to get this done ASAP. The law here does not only protect women but also protects innocent men. All you need is patience and wisdom. Thank you all for your ideas. Still several hurdles to cross but I am on the winning side for now.
Chai village prople at work. Give me her name so I can work on it.
I dont like seeing my fellow man humiliated
Romance / Re: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by autchies(m): 6:16am On May 12, 2020
galaxy2020:
Blame the girls not the so called old men. Most girls do it out of want for money. Old men can't go for old women because most old women can't really function again, if you know what i mean? I rather say, younger but matured women should be a better alternative.
Am young but I will tell you old and matured ladies are sweet, they are great turn on for me.
I can keep having sex with them all day long.
They are very lovely when you see them express sexual satisfaction.
Young girls are Drama queen, it makes my dick fall easily because of drama.
I will always go for older women, they are clean and are worried that they are getting old, so they will always want to prove that they are still young and active

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Pets / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bird? by autchies(m): 12:41am On May 10, 2020
Pepper soup loading
Politics / Re: Military: If Shekau Surrenders, We Will Accept Him by autchies(m): 5:28am On Apr 25, 2020
Good for the lovers of one nigerua, they have really perfected in getting the opinion of the citizens, now the military is bold to say they will accept him if he surrenders
But they want to kill Nnamdi Kanu.
Only God is wise

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by autchies(m): 5:23am On Apr 25, 2020
This topic was really dragged ,it got ten pages,
You are the one wrecking that marriage,you will get tired.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: The Dream I Had About Abba Kyari And My Last Contact With Him by autchies(m): 11:24am On Apr 24, 2020
We are not ruling out that all men we die ABBA kayari was pure evil and greedy
Health / Re: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by autchies(m): 4:38pm On Mar 28, 2020
Franzinni:
Naija no go kee person ... Kai

You are the problem of nigeria youth, you did not read the caption, just to comment
Which school did you attend
Business / Re: Nigeria Slashes Crude Selling Prices To Woo Buyers by autchies(m): 2:13pm On Mar 24, 2020
saajus:
O ga o. We are not really an oil economy. PWC report says Nigeria officially receives an average of $25Billion remittances annually. Another $15Billion may be going on unofficially. Past 3 yrs, we average $22Billion annually from oil. So, are we truly an oil economy. The research was conducted by Andrew Nevin, a PWC top guy. The research chart shows the lower the oil price, the increase in remittances. The problem is that 90% of those $40Billion remittances from Nigerians in the diaspora go to the South because Northerners don't travel abroad. That's why the poverty rate in the South is 20% compare to 80% in the North. It is not because our Governors are better than their Northern counterparts. They are all corrupt and useless.
With this scenario, the low oil price will only put more pressure on the hardworking 17million Nigerians in the diaspora. You rarely see a family in the South that doesn't have a representative abroad. So you guys in the diaspora, brave up for our calls. Most of u guys are compassionate cos if u think of how u make money you won't send shinshi to anybody at home. u no go allow us to die na.
On the other hand, this will have a direct maximum impact on the North who only sustain on the national cake.

You will enjoy one nigeria

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Business / Re: Mass Sack, Investment Cuts Loom As Price Rout Shatters Oil Industry by autchies(m): 1:44pm On Mar 13, 2020
Intellect and skill will be crucial, not almajiri oil lovers will stand this heat.
Oil will be obsolete, the only reason for ine nizooria.
Technology and fear of God will preserve others
Celebrities / Re: Gloria Doyle: My Sister Eloped With My Husband To USA - Gospel Singer by autchies(m): 8:46am On Mar 03, 2020
Osidazz19:



Marrying a girl is better than molesting boys like your prophet did before he was hanged for pedophalia.

All the Popes have been proven to be pedophiles also. There are more child molesters in the Christianity than all other religions combined.
I wonder where they learn this act of sleeping with small boys came from. May be they learn it from Jesus. Go figure.

If you talk ill of jesus we dont go buzzard, but when one insult mad mohhamed, you all go ballistic.
When there will be no hajj for crazy Mohammed this year because jesus has brought Corona virus.
Therefore mad mohhamed will be rolling in his forgotten grave.
Evil generation that fears death.
Islam was a modified name of the vagabond called Ishmael the son of bond woman
Politics / Re: Benue/Ebonyi: Residents Flee Benue Community Over Border Crisis by autchies(m): 8:42am On Mar 03, 2020
WorWorBoy:
Back to sender in Jesus name Amen.

But you love nigeria, why are you reacting to that prayer.
Hypocrisy kills.
Ok may your life be like America.
I think there would be smiles all over your face
Evil generation
Politics / Re: David Jemibewon: When I Remember Biafra War Killings, I’m Still Pained by autchies(m): 8:41am On Mar 03, 2020
Paretomaster1:


See dis mumunatu.... Goan call your elders....

Corona virus , evil generation are panicking
Politics / Re: David Jemibewon: When I Remember Biafra War Killings, I’m Still Pained by autchies(m): 4:41pm On Feb 29, 2020
Paretomaster1:


If you r not mad, since your forefathers start imagining Nigeria being islamized, why have t it been islamize till date?

You people r just too greedy, before the War, you virtually control and occupy almost every govt institutions, even in the North, but your greed and desire to dominate others pushed you to that tribal coup, now u ve completely lose out, and u crying upandan...

You guys are done for, when u r tired, u will recall your brothers from the Govt posts they held, and u will pack your things n go bacK to the East, but alas, u cant survive without the Zoo...

God is great corona virus will kill u .
God will shake the world if u think you people are more than God.
Mortal beings that is prone fo death
Politics / Re: David Jemibewon: When I Remember Biafra War Killings, I’m Still Pained by autchies(m): 4:36pm On Feb 29, 2020
Destroyerofyeeb:
The greediness of that flatheaded ass-kisser Nnamdi azikiwe that removed secession clause from the constitution which Awolowo rejected is coming back to bite his people in the ass now that they want to seccede. Awolowo warned these fools grin. It's funny how they like to point fingers at others rather than take responsibility for destroying Nigeria through their short sightedness and foolishness. In their small mind they thought by destroying the regional government they would control everybody not knowing the north was just looking at them while they were busy kissing fulani ass upandan and marginalizing yoruba people. Yoruba people have always warned about what would happen in the future but dumb hot-blooded easterners will never listen until they begin to perish

Okay agreed but those that justified starving little innocent children to the tune of 2 million.
Well enjoy hour zoo.
Inbigbo land azikiwe is not respected he is seen as a northern man.
Politics / Re: David Jemibewon: When I Remember Biafra War Killings, I’m Still Pained by autchies(m): 4:31pm On Feb 29, 2020
Paretomaster1:


You must b a f**l... The country would have been better off now if your forefathers self-centeredness haven't pushed them to that tribal, and unholy coup.

It was the same vague and imaginary suspicion of Islamisation that Pushed Nzeogwu, that your cohorts are still mutting....

Keep rejoicing......your cup will be full soon..

Enjoy your zoo am glad there is Corona in the zoo.
So you can love the zoo the way u wsnt

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