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RomanceRe: Why Do I Love Being Alone by Autobot05: 10:50pm On Jan 09, 2023
Solofresh2:
One thing I have always liked about myself is my loneliness .Yes I may try socializing online but I hardly socialize in real life.I only feel comfortable socializing with my family and very tight friends.I hardly keep friends though.I still love being alone and meditating to myself than socializing.Some people do try to enter me grin but I do cut them off.If you try to play me I will know and may still play along to crucify you grin.I used to think maybe because I was being feed until I started working and making money and nothing changed
I enjoy my loneliness a lot and I want to know if there are are also people who do same
You're not alone .. it's perfectly normal
And we are alike
It feels cool to be wired differently tbh
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl Between 25-30yrs To Settle Down With by Autobot05: 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
Come and marry me
As much as I love your Harley Quinn cosplay on your dp since I'm a joker fan

I no want ... I rather go back to drugs than marry you tongue
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
When I mentioned "Asian " I didn't involved only China .I involved the whole continent.


So the P. M of Canada, is useless, not prominent /trans gender because he has an ass / knew how the World is going crazy about it abi?



But impress more than 90 % of you likes.



Then why date the beautiful Women in any part of Nigeria you went to ?..abi no ugly woman there with good character?.

I won't lie or pretending. Appearance attracts me to person be it male or female.


Now you experienced that keep it to yourself .They be rude to you if you are Neymar, Justin Trudeau or Co.

[qoute]Thank God you agreed that most Nigerian women are lazy example Sweetplum here on NL who prefers begging than working
Apart from laziness many Nigerian Men are ugly, yesterday on this thread some testified it
https://www.nairaland.com/7514994/nigerian-men-women-sexually-frustrated/3#119833148. And Nah you know for the bolded. Maybe she may have begged you for you to know

Yeah you're tall for a woman.. @5.10 as you claim

Yeah, and short average height for a Man.
Now tell me how many Men in Nigeria can stand @5 ft 9.
Ok I dunno about the whole Asian thingy ..but I repeat NO SANE MAN IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS BUTT.. I'm a guy take it or leave it

I dont care who the PM of Canada is

Dont use the word ugly .. I dont like ugly girls either
I prefer average looking , not ugly not too pretty ... they're usually humble and if you're good-looking they think you're doing them a favour by dating them ( I noticed this ) and will do everything to keep you

Since You mentioned neymar meaning you know a bit about football ... you should know how much we make jest of sterling and hazard because of their butt lmao

Those were my teenage years .. I barely knew much about women. I think I was more attracted to their beauty then . But now I know better than that

I told you I know how a woman brain works romantically... looks first
I'm not rich but I'm not also in shortage of women , infact I once had a girl that collects money from her bf and give me ( that's why I keep pitying SIMPS )

Lol I do know there are many average looking people in Nigeria ( dont want to use the word ugly ) . I'm well aware of that
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl Between 25-30yrs To Settle Down With by Autobot05: 10:24pm On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum .. get married maybe you can stop begging
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 10:01pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
maybe you are talking about the ancient ones. And when I said "Asian men " I'm not talking about Chinese Men alone. We have Mongolia, Israel ,Turkic,Lebanon ., Korea, Thailand, Sri Lanka e. t. c. Same goes for the divk size , whereas I have seen Asians that are hung.



Same as Men. OR are you blind to see the comments from Men here on NL? including those dealing with prostitute for a nightstand.


Go ask bobrisky.
And as some of the Men who are into gym. No stressing google is ur friend . Or haven't you heard about the male version of Kim Kardashian?


Why won't that be their main selling point
when you have already shot yourself.



Yes, they need that like I have said it .Men also go in for appearance.
Ask 100 % of Men, especially African Men their ideal type and hear 70/80 % talking about butt /breast.



Yes, he will. If her butt / lower body are bigger, wider than the upper body, she will definitely have expansion. Alicia Keys, jlo, Rihanna, don't just have bigger butt in a sec /the moment they took in their first breathe.


like I said "90 % of Nigeria Men are lacking in those features I stated above earlier "..
They have no choice, but to settle down for that.

You see even you too knew the truth by asking the @bolded.



They have no choice + laziness. The reason why most of them go for anything with Money.




Guy, I am too tall for a Woman.
I am standing @the average[ shortest height ]height for a Man @ 5ft 10.
Ancient?? lmao madam I mean young Chinese
I only mentioned those I have closely associated with

Those one's are useless men .. when I say men I mean people like Elon, mark, and other prominent men not transgender men or half men. Bobrisky himself doesnt know if he's a man or a woman , he's a confused attention seeking slowpoke


Well unfortunately y'all selling point doesnt impress me


Dont generalize men .. I'm more drawn to character than looks ( I'm sure I'm not alone on this one ) .. I have dated beautiful women from different parts of Nigeria and I know there's nothing there. Infact most pretty girls are rude especially the wretched ones

Thank God you agreed that most Nigerian women are lazy example Sweetplum here on NL who prefers begging than working

Yeah you're tall for a woman.. @5.10 as you claim
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by Autobot05: 9:54pm On Jan 09, 2023
cutesharon:
But I thought it was always stated not to be pokenosing into partner's phone abi na only women it applies to ��.

Wetin the poster dey find before jamming the miss you message...abeg make una no fight me oo..I just wan know
Whenever I resume this dating and relationship stuff ... she will have my password and I'd love to have hers ( if she has no skeleton to hide she shouldn't feel offended

I can only speak for myself.. I can't speak for other men

Women cheat a lot through their phones . I have it witnessed on countless occasions
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 6:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
Is true, I see them on street even without stats. Asian men that are said to be smaller in height have hope in the place of Nigerian Men.




Both. Physical appearance is the first thing we see before drawing closer to a person to know his/er upstairs. So both to me, I am very superficial.



Again only flat ass men said this. Cuz we have men that have attractive rare/really care about it.
It's not true ... I've associated closely with Asian men ( Chinese mostly) and most Nigerian men towered them in height

Ok . I understand how a woman thinks in romantic aspect ( the appearance part )

No sane man will do such thing .. only women think of butt ,boobs etc because it's their main selling point
I have a female friend that prays for a bigger butt ( such prayers makes zero sense to me and I'm sure it will make no sense to God too lmao )

If what you said is true .. why are most Nigerian women married to men tgat are below average in looks ??
For most Nigerian girls it's mostly about money and I blame bubu and sapa

Btw you still didn't mention your height since you said you are taller than most Nigerian men
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
Ur opinions.

I said what I said. You can take that as a lie because I see you lack the features.

Redflag 1.
I am taller than most Nigerian Men.
Redflag 2.
95% of Nigerian Men are flat ass. Africa as a whole can't produce 30 % of men with nice ass/if it does it may probably be from the Arabians [North Side of the Continent ]. https://www.nairaland.com/7394998/mens-butt-thread/7#119493688 can't you see this thread is made up of White.
Redflag 3.

Only 10 % of Nigerian Men can make up with this
I'm ok with my facial features and my hair too wink . I always get compliments from women both old and young ( that's why I know ) . Infact I'm ok with myself and NOBODY can make me feel bad.

What's your height ma ?
I dont believe such trashy stats ... how did they come with such stats? They checked every Nigerian man height ?

2 : is it about physical appearance ? Or the mentality upstairs?? This is why most Nigerian women become evening newspapers ( being too choosy and daydreaming about some foreign celebrities like teenage girls )

3 : stop the butt thing lmao ... only women worry about the size of their butt . We men dont give a damn about that
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
Yes, they do!
Are you mad because you lack those features?
or should I add money?

ease yourself with this https://www.nairaland.com/7394998/mens-butt-thread/7#119493688.
I know you're lying
And No I'm not ... I'm not ugly
Women has never been my problem wink
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 3:37pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
Come darling, I won't break your heart.
I don't need your money, just be tall, handsome with high bridge /pointy nose, chisel jaw /thick thighs and butt. Have sense of humor.
Be more logical than emotional.


are those too much?
Does your father or brothers possess these features??
RomanceRe: Elderly Men Are More Romantic Than The So Called Young Men by Autobot05: 3:10pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
When I mean elderly men, I mean men in their 60s and above. These set of men are the most romantic men on earth. They are the best. No wonder Regina Daniels choose Ned nwoko over Somadina.

Even though it seems like child molestation when they try to make advances but then, they are so caring, they will give you listening ears, they will pet you and carry you like a pot made of clay, they will send you enough money regularly.

But you see our young men, they are so rude, arrogant, broke, wicked and evil. They don't know how to take good care of their girlfriend but they want to experience true love. Mtchhheeewwww.

Recently a guy sent me 7k to take myself out. E gba mi, 7k? Edakun is it for garri or what? 7k can't even buy my body cream or perfume and he's telling me to take myself out with 7k. I just told him I'm not interested, I don't need his money.
Instead for the shameless broke guy to give himself some standard by saying don't worry dear, I can't collect the money back... The broke guy still went ahead to send me his account details for refund. Trust me, I sent him back his money then block him.

Low standard unromantic broke young men everywhere. Shior.
So giving money is what you describe as romantic ... chai this is the handwork of sapa and poverty
You begged a guy for money ... is he your father ? Is relationship a job ??

Keep embarrassing your parents sad
RomanceRe: Elderly Men Are More Romantic Than The So Called Young Men by Autobot05: 3:05pm On Jan 09, 2023
They can be romantic all they want ... but they can't be active like we young ones wink
Just say you went into sugar daddy because of poverty
Hoe
RomanceRe: How Much Dating Allowance Do You Give Your Girlfriend? by Autobot05: 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2023
iPrincess:
Giving your woman dating allowance is something most guys should do more often.

It's not easy been a girl and honestly maintaining the standards you like as a guy takes a lot of effort, resources and time.

While it is not implicitly a requirement for dating, it's something you should do without even being asked to do it.

So, if you have not been doing it, oga try and be giving your girl something at the end of the month.

Make she de look fine and sexy for you.


If you do give your girl dating allowance, how much do you do per month?
The way una see this girlfriend as job ehn ... na guys I dey pity sha cheesy
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Supports Her Fiance As He Opens An Auto Shop by Autobot05: 2:38pm On Jan 09, 2023
Hubby?? Anyway Tears loading cheesy
FamilyRe: What My Wife Did Yesterday That Made Me Realize She's Special by Autobot05: 1:49pm On Jan 09, 2023
Nikeruka:
You are very very discerning
I will allow any association between my wife and such lady
Evil communication corrupts good manners ... if you like allow if you like no allow ... wont be my prob
FamilyRe: What My Wife Did Yesterday That Made Me Realize She's Special by Autobot05: 8:46am On Jan 09, 2023
Bullsh*t grin
I even thought I was coming to read something important

Your wife should stop associating with such people as she might be influenced subconsciously

The false drama she created was unnecessary...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 5:53am On Jan 09, 2023
[quote author=MightySparrow post=119852490][/quote]Potter is Good coach for midtable teams only ...
Chelsea is (or was ) a big club. Potter simply can't do the job
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking Me To Invest #5million In Her b4 Or after Marriage by Autobot05: 10:47pm On Jan 08, 2023
Sweetplum:
Have I seen you before?
Swerve!
My brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking Me To Invest #5million In Her b4 Or after Marriage by Autobot05: 10:38pm On Jan 08, 2023
Sweetplum:
All your life on nairaland it's to attack innocent girls like a cow.

Na jeje I dey my dey. If you wan bark, go to your family house n bark
Honey why did you run from your own thread cheesy
Lmao
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In My Shoes by Autobot05: 10:14pm On Jan 08, 2023
Not a bad idea but It could still end in tears ... think and rethink
God help us all
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by Autobot05: 9:01pm On Jan 08, 2023
MRAKPORS:
Detective how?
Find more information
Watch her movements etc
RomanceRe: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by Autobot05: 8:58pm On Jan 08, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Listen fellow men!

If she ignores your inbox message twice, don't write her again. There's a difference between being persistent and being foolish. And don't insult her for ignoring you. That's what makes you a man.

Many times, she didn't ignore you really. Rather, she just didn't find you attractive enough. Many times, the more you persist, the lesser she values you. If you really value yourself, you won't let any woman take you for a ride.

There are many ladies on social media who aren't mature enough. Once you "toast" them, they will keep the text for the appointed time when they can always use it to insult you. So, keep it simple and direct. Say hello to her. If she ignores you, you may just go a little further. And if she continues to ignore you, japa.

How I wish men are listening!!

Now, after all said and done, go and Chase money instead of chasing women. When you live comfortably, women will find you.

This I have seen.
A man in his right senses should know this without being told
Kudos for reminding them especially the SIMPle men
But oboy this this your username cheesy
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by Autobot05: 8:56pm On Jan 08, 2023
Tbh it's not bad if she misses an old schoolmate or old friend ... but since women are not to be trusted you have every right to suspect her

Go full detective mode cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2023
MightySparrow:
I understand my man


For 47 minutes no shots at all. This is a disaster.
Potter cannot handle big clubs like Chelsea.
Na shame bro ... in less than 5 days
Both at the bridge and Etihad omo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 6:40pm On Jan 08, 2023
MightySparrow:
#BringbackTuchel
If you were tuchel... would you come back ?
They fired him shamefully and wrongfully too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 6:38pm On Jan 08, 2023
1 club forcefully raped you twice in less than 5 days ... both at your stadium and their stadium

This is VAWLENCE mehn wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 6:23pm On Jan 08, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
Chelsea 2 0 Mancity
How market na ...
Nor break your TV o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Autobot05: 5:45pm On Jan 08, 2023
I dont think I will hear up Chelsea today cheesy
I remembered how they disturbed us when they won the UCL
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking Me To Invest #5million In Her b4 Or after Marriage by Autobot05: 5:05pm On Jan 08, 2023
mascot345:
I don't know why most Nigerian girls are into money like this. She is in final year pharmacy. We have dated for 2 years now... I told her I want to marry her this year.. Maybe October or November... She told me I can't fund her dreams.. She told me she wan own Pharmacy store before or after marriage...

When I inquired from my friend who is a pharmacist how much it will cost to own one. He said it will cost nothing less than #5million.

My friends have told me to forget everything about her.

I managed to save #1million last year though after so much expenses o. I showed the girl... The babe told me that my savings is too small for us to think about marriage this year.

My salary na 400k monthly... The babe still said that is won't be enough for us that things are expensive.

All my friends have asked to run o
... But my ex girlfriend said I should save and establish my wife to be.

This is where I became so confused...

Though.... I told her .. I am not interested in marrying her or dating her again. I no do again o. #5million Dream is a big dream.....
Tell her to find someone that can fund her dreams
Why show a woman your savings in the first place ?? If she was in your position will she show you ?? This is what happens to men that use money to impress women ... I think it's her parents duty to establish her before you marry her or she can establish herself ( I wont advice you to help her so much if she wants to establish herself when you are mot yet married cause it will end in premium tears) its not your duty

I no no where una dey go see these criminals sef

Run for your life bro ..God just exposed her and she made such comment before you married her


Big dreams ain't bad ... just that you must be ready to work for it .. ask the finest entrepreneurs on this planet

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