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Pelumi444:
I've been with my girlfriend for sometime now and during sex she claims I don't know how to romance and that i put my dick in the wrong place even if my penis is in her vagina. I've tried so much but the sex is getting boring every time.

What do I do, I'll love if someone can help me on a thread on how to go about romancing my girlfriend. I'll appreciate it, thanks

The solution: stop fornication
Jesus loves you

Sweetplum:
For some moment, you must think you are chatting with your mate. Do you know how unfortunate you are that you can create a smooth conversation with a lady?
Your romance life is in coma

You had to bring in your age into this lmao
I dont date potential criminals in the first place

Na thief dey ask " gimme the money " the way you're insinuating here

Lady my foot

Thinkam:
Just saw a rape victim at federal hospital birnin kebbi, this person was brutally beaten and still taken advantaged of, just makes me wonder .

I mean obviously after the initially refusal and all , when the raper has held his or her victim down .

You know when the raper is inside of the rape victim, and already doing the raping .

Why is the victim still struggling , I mean that action alone is distracting the rapist, which will mean the rape would take longer, than it has to .

And that could also cause more bodily harm to the victim and possibly death .

I think organizations should preach surrender when people get raped, I mean this person is probably gonna be disfigured for life, and the raper got away, and might probably rape again..

A very funny question lmao ... I think most rapists first attack physically to intimidate their victim

The struggling is natural... it's the body's fight or flee response that does the fighting I guess
It naturally activates when humans panic or feel threatened

Sweetplum:
I never begged you or anyone. Now if you don't stop lying, you are going to get me angry. Stop NOW!

How do I believe you after this topic and your previous comments on this thread ?? You've never begged anyone?? Very hard to believe ...

You're going to get me angry
You're going to make me cry

Btw feel free to cry honey ... let the tears flow like the biblical river Nile

My advice : stop begging and get a job . Everyone ( regardless of gender ) will respect you that way.

Sweetplum:
You can't state I begged from u. I m a working class lady. I m out if your trolls

Begging isn't a job ... dont count yourself as a working class lady

Sweetplum:
I see u really v autism plus cognitive disorders

I doubt that you're a psychologist to detect such ... nah you'll rather spend time begging than study psychology

Sweetplum:
Son of a h0e, your type go just turn to bolo (mumu) as you see me

Ask for the damn address girl ...

Sweetplum:
I dey laugh. What ll you do?

Just ask for my address ...And I'll give you
Then you come and find out yourself hoe

Sweetplum:
You be beggar naa. I fit dey feed u

With the money you begged sorry nah

Sweetplum:
Knew ur mom na parasite. U na wetin?
Leach!

Lol illiterate.. read it slowly

My mom has a job

I wrote it like that incase you have autism and have a hard time comprehending simple things

Sweetplum:
To slap you dey hungry me

I can give you my address ... the next time your teacher asks you to write about a horrible day you'll never forget ... you wont run short of words to write
Trust me

Sweetplum:
You must be so foo lish to twist my post. If you can't post where u begged you or begged any man here, get away before I become very angry with you. You won't imagine your description

I feel bad for engaging a pro beggar like you

Sweetplum:
You should sharap son if a wh0re.

Sharrap bitch ... even my aging mom doesnt beg
She runs her own business a d doesnt go around begging and opening her legs like you
If you trigger me ... I'll turn your afternoon to a nightmare you parasitic hoe

Sweetplum:
Why are you all not comprehending?
State where I begged or asked.

Asked ?? Is the person your parent??

Sweetplum:
Have I begged you for money?
I saw be nice to women without looking for sex

Sharrap hoe !!!
While I dont support men that help girls and ask for sex ... I dont pity the girls too neither do I blame the men

Sweetplum:
Did I ask you djr N1?
If not, keep quiet, read and be nice to women without asking for sex.

I dont fornicate .. I have many female friends that beg just like you . I used to help when I can but I noticed that women are greedy and ungrateful that's why I stopped
Stop begging and get a job so you stop being exploited

Some hoes like you even beg with entitlement mentality then you expect men not to sleep with you ??

Sweetplum:
When I m in need, I ask friends for money. I m more safe if I ask from ladies.
Men that I know are more financially stable yet they don't give except you are sleeping with them

Chai ... after begging you come here to make noise a d form independent lady here ... see how you're even bold to say it kai

Sweetplum:

When a man gives a woman money without asking for sex, he's seen as a hero.
God loves a cheerful giver. When you give, you v down a seed of blessing.
Especially those that are dating. Don't ask her for sex in return for money or gifts you give her. If you need sex, go to brothel if you are unmarried.
I actually appreciate men who give me gifts without expecting anything in return from me. I v prayed for them and they are seeing the results.
Asking a girl to open her pant cos you feel you v given her money or helpful to her is an height of wickedness. Such a man is like a loan shark! Girls are to be pampered like eggs. We are very harmless.
Guys, give females money as if you are giving your relations. The economy of Nigeria and developing countries has automatically put a lot of ladies at disadvantage in earning or working like men.
So....be nice.
Give and don't look back when you give to a female.


Lastly,
I know some boys here that are wicked ll misquote me. No p.
Hope say you dey give girls in your family money?
You sha no go wan off their pants too?

You're embarrassing yourself .... stop begging and get a job ... there is no dignity in begging

Sweetplum:
Only thing money hasn't bought us life. Money can buy love. Who dey love these days?

Sapa mentality

Unfortunately he might not be interested in hoes or evening newspapers like you

Na lack of ambition cause this one sha ...

When e go choke you .. the man will be where he is and you 2ill be the one to suffer it

Be ambitious in life ... establish yourself fully before thinking of marriages
You can feed yourself and the wife today... and might not be able to do so tomorrow

I've seen men whose wives left them when things went sour

Life na dice ... e dey turn use your head

brightmorningst:
.mehn, you right na poverty dey make dem tink lyk dat,me sef don see shege small but I never for once got dat evil thought

Na woman na ... na them dey like to chop where them no work ... if her parents thpught of this she won't be here typing that crappy bullsh*t

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
That is what I have been doing since I have been born but they keep on coming to me worried me on their problems. Do you know what a parasite is

Same bro ... lol I know
That's why you should avoid them .. it's hard but try
GOD will give us the grace to because e no easy tbh

An evening newspaper is trying to teach others how to become an evening newspaper

The same way bubu promised to make 1 naira equivalent to 1 dollar at the end of his tenure

Lies tell me lies baby tell me how you hate me - juice world

Sheistoopretty:
May u sleep and never wake up if u refuse to post the pictures so we can judge

This will be my last reply to u till u post the picture

How many last reply will you give hoe ??
You can't even keep to your words ... I blame Buhari and poverty for your comment sha ... e be like say sapa don damage some part of your brain permanently that's why you believe in money rituals

If your parents reasoned like you then you wont be here typing this crap in the first place ... them for use you do the ritual

Have a nice day hoe

Sheistoopretty:
U see my point? It was same thing ur mom was doing in the olden days, just that there was no cameras to record it

Go and ask ur mom who ur "true dad" is

You keep going in circles . I and my dad look alike

Our mothers were not like you girls of these days
They were not greedy
There was no hookup then

You dont have a point hoe ... I'm 1000% sure you're just a very bitter evening newspaper ... if only your dad used a condom or if he choosed to sleep that night ...I wont be here replying a retired hookup girl like you

Sheistoopretty:
Ofcourse yes, countless sperms came together to form one and then birth a BASTARD like u

I won't reply u again till I see the picture of u, ur miserable mother and the miserable man they pinned ur pregnancy on, so to ascertain if they truly gave birth to u

Stop trying too hard to prove your illiteracy
That crap you wrote up there isn't possible.. Google it

If your parents trained you properly you wont abuse another person's parent or maybe they trained you but you choosed to become an untrained hoe

Na your type dey enter boys dm dey beg for 5h or 1k then open your stinking legs and give them as reward

Sheistoopretty:
Ofcourse yes, countless sperms came together to form one and then birth a BASTARD like u

I won't reply u again till I see the picture of u, ur miserable mother and the miserable man they pinned ur pregnancy on, so to ascertain if they truly gave birth to u

Stop trying too hard to prove your illiteracy
That crap you wrote up there isn't possible.. Google it

If your parents trained you properly you wont abuse another person's parent or maybe they trained you but you choosed to become an untrained hoe

Na your type dey enter boys dm dey beg for 5h or 1k then open your stinking legs and give them as reward

Sheistoopretty:
Are u sure u really look like ur dad? post it pictures and his let's judge

Shameless boy from a multiple sperm better ask ur mom who ur dad truly is... That's if she will remember from the countless d**ks she had rode in the past

If you paid attention in biology class you'll remember that it takes only one single sperm cell to Make a baby

Stop proving that fact that your parents wasted a whole lot of money in the process of sending you to school

cedaxa:
did u just assume my gender, now thats offensive

You just proved that I'm right
Be offended if you like