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CelebritiesRe: Portable Advises Youths To Do Money Rituals; Gifts Homeless Woman, Kid Dollars by Autobot05: 10:42am On Jan 06, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Oh, was that what ur wretched mother was doing before she mistakenly took-in and gave birth to a BASTARD like u? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Wow, I'm not like that oo dear, okay grin grin grin grin
You just showed how childish you are by insulting my mum .. I'm not pissed because my mum was fully married
Neither am I a bastard because i know my dad so well .. no need for DNA because we look so much alike

Take your poverty stricken mentality elsewhere and do your rituals
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To See Me After Ghosting Her For A Month by Autobot05: 9:40am On Jan 06, 2023
cedaxa:
dey blive him story? D guy na simp.
Stop crying please cheesy I'm 80% sure you're a woman
CelebritiesRe: Portable Advises Youths To Do Money Rituals; Gifts Homeless Woman, Kid Dollars by Autobot05: 9:37am On Jan 06, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
He's right grin grin grin


It is better to be a ritualist, having billions in your account and living a fulfilled life than being a frustrated, poor, miserable and Never-do-well Redpiller on Nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
If your father followed this your advice you wint be chasing small boys and opening your legs for money wink
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Always Like This? by Autobot05: 8:45am On Jan 06, 2023
Xavie:
grin grin grin how did the chat go?? Share proof o
Anyhow she like make she react cheesy e no concern me ... I just dodged her emotional manipulation
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To See Me After Ghosting Her For A Month by Autobot05: 8:44am On Jan 06, 2023
EbenezerTriumph:
I decided to end the relationship last year by ghosting her cos I didn't want any pressure this year.
I have lots of goals to achieve this year and having a girlfriend would slow down my financial progress.
She has been so clingy in the relationship, obsessed and emotionally manipulative and always get so mad if i don't call her frequently at night despite an intensed communication during the day.

To be frank I usually spend more than 1k daily on airtime daily, worst of it all we're in a no sex relationship as she says I should wait till marriage.

Despite my efforts in maintaining communication, she still complains and tells me she isn't impressed with my efforts in communication, she started getting angry and snubs my chats. Also she has been so obsessed with marriage for a 25 year old girl like her, she keeps uploading engagements and rings on her status and tells me boldly that she wants to settle down before ember month this year.

Two weeks to the Christmas I ghosted her, she called and never heard from me again, sent all sorts of messages that she has moved on but I never responded.

During Christmas.she stopped calling and on the 31st of December she sent a breakup text but still got no response from me. On the 2nd of this year she called umpteen times but I didn't answer, I gave her the massive silent treatment for 4 weeks.

Now just today she called again using her colleague's number, i finally picked up and she told me bluntly she wants to see me this evening by 7pm and it's urgent. I asked her what's wrong and why she wants to see me and she said I should just come and let's find a place and see that it's urgent.
I'm confused and scared though but honestly I don't want the relationship anymore, got goals and target this year.
Oboy you deserve 1 cold malt abeg
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Check...♥♥ by Autobot05: 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2023
chaunceyharmon:
Here I got my new girlfriend.
Is this an achievement??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) - Full Time by Autobot05: 10:32pm On Jan 05, 2023
ekhai:
CHELSEA SHOULD SUE BARCELONA FOR FRAUDULENT SALE OF AUBAMEYANG.
No striker ever progressed so much @ Chelsea after Drogba
Werner was balling in Germany
Lukaku was balling in Italy ( he's balling there again after they returned him )
Auba was balling in Spain too

No blame Barcelona abeg
RomanceRe: Women And Stinginess by Autobot05(op): 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2023
Jennyclay:
Mtcheeeww
NL hoe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) - Full Time by Autobot05: 10:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
I hereby declare VAWLENCE

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) - Full Time by Autobot05: 10:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
membranus:
Two Nigerians in today's match now, Chukwuemeka and Akanji. Nigeria is certainly great.
how many of them dey play for Nigeria huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) - Full Time by Autobot05: 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2023
Simeony007:
As long as you keep De Bruyne quiet Halland go just dey play, dey play ooo dey play
That boy is overrated abeg
RomanceRe: Looks Like Hookup Really Pays Ladies More Than Hardwork. by Autobot05: 10:06pm On Jan 05, 2023
imagrg:
I've just observed that most ladies are only enterprising in the area of hookup than in any other gainful activity.
Recently, I encountered my ex-student who told me that after graduating from the university, she had been jobless but funny enough, I confirmed that she has more than N3m in her account. She told me it was part of the gifts she gets daily from admirers and that I should add to it if I really cared about her. This really put me off.

It's like she has a micro-finance bank between her legs oh!

Men are really SIMPs sha oh!
In the end... it ends in tears
RomanceRe: Women And Stinginess by Autobot05(op): 9:53pm On Jan 05, 2023
Blakjewelry:
Like seriously o, back then the female friends I had knows how to give and pamper but nowadays all the present babes know how to tight hand.
Women of today are too greedy ... they want everything but have and offer nothing

Our mothers were not like this
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Always Like This? by Autobot05: 9:48pm On Jan 05, 2023
EmiDon11:
thanks bro
Check the time of the msgs you'll notice say na now now
That's how to treat them bro cool dont be too available cool
Chelsea-man city

RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Always Like This? by Autobot05: 9:42pm On Jan 05, 2023
EmiDon11:
I dont know why girls behave sarcastic sometimes.
If i stop giving my girl attention, she will be asking me who is that girl that is always carrying my attention.
Why do i stop giving her attention, i dont love her, this and that.
But when i start giving her all her needs like money, gifts, she will say that shen know that i want sex.
Imagine i gave her a gift this afternoon, all she could say is i am not in the mood .
I asked FOR WHAT?
She answerd FOR SEX.
I was like WTF?
I just stood up and left her.
Since then, she has been calling my line since.
Guys any experience?
Lol you're being played ... reduce the attention you give women ( if she leaves believe me its her loss not yours )
SportsRe: 21 Cameroon U-17 Players Fail Age Test That Eto'o Ordered For by Autobot05: 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2023
[quote author=VeryWickedSimp post=119750106]Eto'o himself would have failed his own test.[/quote

You knew what I wanted to say man cool
RomanceRe: Our NL Feminist Needs Your Help And Advice by Autobot05: 9:26pm On Jan 05, 2023
PellsKodak:
our NL gender Candidlady needs your help and advice
Pls advice her
Wiseone28
Zonefree
Shalommy begoniaa Siofra Sheistoopretty Persephone1 Pocohantas Blessedmercy8 Sweetplum virginprincess
Help a soul today undecided undecided
Sweetvie Samantha123
She's prolly capping.. or she does light drugs
She's an attention seeker too
If she strong make she come make I give her better drugs like meth , coke ,colos etc make we see who go land for yabaleft .


check my siggy tho
RomanceRe: Women And Stinginess by Autobot05(op): 9:15pm On Jan 05, 2023
Enny2013:
Send ur account number to dat one first,make we confirm.
Let her send u d 2k first nau.
I got no beef with that one ... I even promised to take her out by Easter if everything is fine ( hopefully it will be ) because she's quite well behaved compared to other ladies I know. she doesn't really ask for stuff like that ... but the other one omo I've known her since 2017 and I've celebrated 6 birthdays since I knew her yet na only 500 naira glo card she don gimme ( in 2020 )
I have always been the one giving her ( I dont sleep with her tho) . I see her as a sis and friend but she see me as an ATM which I decided to stop this year because it's like I'm paying for the friendship

Why una dey like that na ??
TravelRe: Which Country Can 1.5 Million Travel To by Autobot05: 9:02pm On Jan 05, 2023
Why you won jp na cheesy
RomanceRe: Play:if A Bird And A Fish Are Lovers,where Would They Build Their House ?? by Autobot05: 9:00pm On Jan 05, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Who!... lives in a pineapple under the sea? grin grin

For the question though, I was thinking birdie would be like Sandy from bikini bottom.
Lol cheesy you dey inclined grin
RomanceWomen And Stinginess by Autobot05(op): 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2023
Women always claim that men are stingy and selfish
When its actually hard to see a generous woman... men have always been the givers

So I decided to catch fun on WhatsApp today
Screenshots below

Guys ... make una dey use una head o

RomanceRe: Why Are Most Libras Always Handsome And Beautiful by Autobot05: 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2023
Solofresh2:
And when did I say being good looking is restricted to zodiac undecided
Educate yourself instead
Deep down ... you know what I meant

I might not have chosen the right words to Express it but you do understand and that's all I needed

Adieu
RomanceRe: My Ex-boyfriends Keep Coming Back by Autobot05: 2:04pm On Jan 05, 2023
Afonjacrusder:
@op

This is 2023. I am sure you are now an evening Newspaper by now.
This form of vawlence is beyond illegal cheesy
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Men Don't Deserve Respect. by Autobot05: 2:01pm On Jan 05, 2023
Chaos14:
I doubt it has thought him anything
Let him continue then ... he will face another worse experience
RomanceRe: Play:if A Bird And A Fish Are Lovers,where Would They Build Their House ?? by Autobot05: 1:57pm On Jan 05, 2023
Bikini Bottom cheesy cool
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Men Don't Deserve Respect. by Autobot05: 1:53pm On Jan 05, 2023
Chaos14:
As a bro you suppose slap sense for him head make it reset. more sapa to his wallet
Sometimes experience is the best teacher sir cheesy
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Men Don't Deserve Respect. by Autobot05: 1:51pm On Jan 05, 2023
jimmychang:
I said what I said and I am a man.A certain situation happened to my friend recently.My friend loved his girlfriend so much that she has access to his bank apps lol.When I heard I just knew it won't end well.This guy was so busy one day and he passed out.Meanwhile he had some money left in his bank account.He planned on using the money to offset some debts and buy some goods.

His girlfriend went behind his back withdraw half and use it to purchase wig for Christmas grin grin.This is just hilarious.My problem is the way he handled it,instead he should call his thief of a girlfriend and tell her to return his money,the nigga was complaining and whining like a bitch.If the guy wasn't my bro I for use slap comot him teeth.

The guy was even saying that was small change and bla bla bla bla but sapa hold am for the next two weeks lol.When did we men become this weak? What the Bleep is going on?

Pussy niggas.
I've seen worse ... but I love the way it ALWAYS ended in tears
RomanceRe: “I Have Everything, Yet No Man, Pls Ask Me Out?” – Beautiful Lady Laments Of Her by Autobot05: 1:47pm On Jan 05, 2023
In the end ... they never feel fulfilled if they dont have a man ....

Bye
RomanceRe: Am I Being Unlucky Or I'm At Fault by Autobot05: 1:44pm On Jan 05, 2023
adaperry25:
gifts are meant to be a surprise not when the person is aware.

The 1st lady bought me gifts I was not aware of.
Ignore the hoe bro
Never settle for less
RomanceRe: What Are The Songs You Can't Get Enough Of? by Autobot05: 1:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
sageb:
Tupac shakur was the best Rapper in the 90s.
B.I.G comes second
I can't argue lol wasn't alive then tho
So many wisdom in his words unlike today rappers that rap about robbery , guns , money and drugs
RomanceRe: If A Lady Brings This To The Table Won’t You Eat It ?(pic) by Autobot05: 1:34pm On Jan 05, 2023
kyber:
Don’t ever talk about what girls bring to the table again mention me and I’ll swear for you.

They will bring this but you will still eat it hypocrites
Accuracy = 100%
RomanceRe: Has He Been Scammed By This Thing Called Love? by Autobot05: 1:08pm On Jan 05, 2023
odysey:
I see, Oya direct me to a thread, book or site for the real redpill thanks
lol there's a redpill thread here on NL
Just filter the good info from the bad .. goodluck
Btw I was like you last two years until that thread opened my eyes
Happy new year

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