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RomanceRe: “if There Are 100 Women In Nigeria Today, 98 Have Done Abortions” – Phyna by Autobot05: 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2023
bdon123:
Story.... foetus is not killing.
Excuses ... its killing because it has life
RomanceRe: . by Autobot05: 2:38am On Jan 13, 2023
If I ever father a child ... I'd secretly take his/her blood and run a DNA test codedly ...

This is my vow
RomanceRe: “if There Are 100 Women In Nigeria Today, 98 Have Done Abortions” – Phyna by Autobot05: 2:30am On Jan 13, 2023
bdon123:
Very true.....theres nothing wrong in aborting an unwanted pregnancy.The only problem is wen u keep redoing it .For me anyday,anytime even if na my own sister ... don't bring an unwanted child,abort am if d papa no ready marry u .
Abortion = killing sir
RomanceRe: “if There Are 100 Women In Nigeria Today, 98 Have Done Abortions” – Phyna by Autobot05: 2:29am On Jan 13, 2023
bdon123:
Very true.....theres nothing wrong in aborting an unwanted pregnancy.The only problem is wen u keep redoing it .For me anyday,anytime even if na my own sister ... don't bring an unwanted child,abort am if d papa no ready marry u .
Abortion = killing sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by Autobot05: 2:08am On Jan 13, 2023
Mkelv0106:
João Felix lol, Chelsea spend close to €20m to get him for 5mnths, with that red card, it's €20m for 4 months .
Atletico Madrid and Simone right now
Comrade this is business... the same way they scammed real Madrid with hazard cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by Autobot05: 1:59am On Jan 13, 2023
Pells:
Up Chelsea
Felix to score hattrick
Fk Assnal
Fk gaychester utd
Fk loserpool
We the best team in England grin
Good morning
Kindly Delete this crap ... all the teams you mentioned are way above Chelsea on the table.

LFCforever
PhonesRe: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by Autobot05: 9:32pm On Jan 12, 2023
I noticed its because of pickpockets here in lag tho ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by Autobot05: 9:30pm On Jan 12, 2023
Great100000:
Joao Felix is the best player in the World....

Argue with your Keyboard tongue tongue tongue tongue
So what were you saying again ?? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by Autobot05: 9:13pm On Jan 12, 2023
ZombieTERROR:
have you heard of Thiago Silva before
He was on the pitch when Brighton hammered your 2 keepers in 1 match cheesy grin
RomanceRe: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by Autobot05: 9:10pm On Jan 12, 2023
Na wa o
Some of una suppose dey chill for kirikiri sha

SWEETPLUM is this you again?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Make Sure You Get A Wife Before Leaving University Ooo by Autobot05: 9:01pm On Jan 12, 2023
The ones in the schools are worse
Dont say what you dont know
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Serve Me The Hottest Breakfast Of My Life by Autobot05: 8:48pm On Jan 12, 2023
I tasted breakfast on the 29 Oct 2021 ... comrade since then I no go again till now .... not sure I'll go again sha grin . I dontt normally like girls so much but even if I see the one I like , if I remember that breakfast I go just jp cheesy

Btw Come to jesus ... he doesnt serve BREAKFAST
RomanceRe: Shaming Of Women Over Leaked Sex Videos Or Nudes. by Autobot05: 12:17pm On Jan 11, 2023
aisha1314:
Why are women always shamed so many if their sex tape or nudes which were made or taken without their consent are leaked onto the internet?

I ask this because I feel such shame and embarrassment is quite unnecessary since they aren't the only people having sex; it's something natural that everyone does!

And also, is there any way for a person that this happens to to get justice here in Nigeria?
This generation of women are shameless including the OP huh
Respect yourself and Delete this nonsense ma
RomanceRe: . by Autobot05: 7:37am On Jan 11, 2023
Write to them ... it could be an error if you're sure you dont have multiple acc.
Goodluck with that

But sir una boys ( Nigerian policemen) Nor dey try o ...
PhonesRe: Iphone 13 Or Iphone 11 Pro Max by Autobot05: 4:51pm On Jan 10, 2023
Omoedeki:
Only one camera is working in the 11 pro max and 12 pro max. This I know because I have handed them personally
You make wonderful jokes bro
All those camera work together ... do research before conducting silly experiments cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Stereotypes For Girls Born After 1993 by Autobot05: 3:50pm On Jan 10, 2023
Sweetplum:
No. I m not etat you can describe. I m wonderfully and fearfully made.
A rare beauty too good for an he-goat like you
Awnnnnn ....wale adenuga presents : this is super storyyyyyyyyyyyy cheesy

A fearfully made beggar ?? cheesy that asked me to marry her cheesy grin
RomanceRe: What Type Of Whatsapp Is She Using?(pictures)) by Autobot05: 3:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
Wahala for who dey do boyfriend and girlfriend cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Stereotypes For Girls Born After 1993 by Autobot05: 3:31pm On Jan 10, 2023
[quote author=narite post=119900595]1. They can’t cook


From time immemorial, women have been exclusively associated with cooking. “The place of a woman is in the kitchen” is a popular saying that describes the perceived primary duty of a woman. Apparently, girls born after 1993 have broken the barrier and refused to follow societal standards in that regard. They can’t cook and they don’t want to cook, simple… at least that’s what many are saying.


2. They love fast foods


This is not surprising since they can’t cook. Name one girl that doesn’t love Burgers, chicken &chips, Dominos pizza, shawarma and cold stone, etc. Check am na.

3. Love to take selfies


Uh… excuse me, that’s a general girl problem. But people are saying girls born after 1993 are grandmistresses of taking selfies. So we’re not arguing with that.

4. They charge their phones… a lot


We all know that feeling when our phones suddenly switch off in the middle of an important assignment because the battery is dead. Yeah, it’s not a good feeling at all. Well, guess girls born after 1993 have taken their obsession about charging their phones a bit over the top. Check every charging spot in any location these girls are, their phones are always charging there. That’s what some people are saying, anyway.



5. They twerk a lot


The origin of twerking can be traced to Côte d’Ivoire in West Africa, where a similar style of dance, known as the Mapouka dance came from. The dance has existed for centuries emphazising the movement of the buttocks. However, the dance is now known as twerking which has become popular in modern times. Twerking is now a sexy female dance meant to showcase the flexibility of the bum bum. It’s a major turn-on for men that women use to seduce them. Girls born after 1993 twerk not just to show they can dance, but to show they’re sexy.

6. They openly love sex


Sex is a hush hush matter. Everybody is doing it but most, especially girls, don’t want to talk about it… until you jam girls born after 1993. They love sex and own up to it with their full chests. No time to check time. If you don’t like it, go hug a transformer.

7. They’re bisexual


Being gay is no longer a hidden issue nowadays. We already said girls born after 1993 love sex. Who’s to say they don’t swing both ways? Don’t ask me. Ask those stereotyping them.

8. They lie


They say girls born after 1993 can lie for the world. Their lies are so potent they can cause World War III. Wo, what’s my own? Everyone lies if you ask me.


9. They wake up


Uh… someone should please tell me what that means? So they shouldn’t wake up again? They should die in their sleep. Hian! Is there something I’m missing here because I don’t understand? Maybe what stereotypes are saying is the only achievement girls born after 1993 have daily is to wake up from sleep, ouch!

10. They do poppers


Poppers are a liquid drug that can give an instant high when inhaled. They are also called amyl nitrate, butyl nitrite, and liquid gold. The “highness” is usually quick and sudden. They are dizziness, warm sensations, an increased heart rate, and headaches. Girls born after 1993 belong to the “woke” generation. So, it’s not surprising they’re popping too.

Finally…

Stereotypes are basically saying that girls born after 1993 are useless. If you have a sister born after 1993, I do hope you don’t shoot someone for being an idiot. Every generation has its own bad sides. It doesn’t mean they should continuously be judged by them. So when next you want to point at any girl, remember four fingers are pointing right back at you. T for thanks.[

The lies part = 100% accuracy
ALL women lie

[b]SWEETPLUM
do you fall into this category??
RomanceRe: Virginity Is Not A Female by Autobot05: 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
Thank God I'm still clean... cool
RomanceRe: Why Every Man Must Marry A Virgin by Autobot05: 2:48pm On Jan 10, 2023
All I see here is vawlence mehn cheesy

Well marrying a virgin doesnt mean she cant cheat ...
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 2:39pm On Jan 10, 2023
Jeon:
We have Men with butt /they do care.
Yes, I'm obsessed with butt /thick thighs, those things freak me.




Then extend your touring over ugly girls, since you're not in for looks


I can't laugh.
I said "I would've follow any monkey if my standards are low for physical appearance/lazy".

I remember you said " Nigerian girls will date monkeys if money is involved shows that you too know well 90 %Nigerian men are lacking in the physical packages ".


And what's your business?
Moreover the Man in the Guinness World Record, with the title of the World largest hung is a White.

So I also don't get why Black men hype their penis, when we have many Men from different Race with pretty dick. wink.



You don't know where you stand, be deceiving.
But you said "Men don't go in for a look"?


People wants me, but I declined because none have my standards for a Man. The reason why I'm working hard to extend my status in able to catch my dream man /a handsome Simp
I laugh. Do you think all Women want men? / Everything is Marriage [I pity Nigerians whe never drop this mentality ].
Why are you gender always crying "When a Woman makes money she need no man"?.
You're not a man ... talk for your gender
I already said you're obsessed that's why you think that way

I'll ignore you on that one


I know what I said ... the fact that Nigerian women are flocking around someone like portable should tell you wink

Once again ... I insist that your percentage rating is untrue

Lmao what's my business ... it's either you watch porn or you have slept with many of them to know that ...it has to be one of this ( no insults )

Lmao I dont care .. satisfying a woman has nothing to do with d*ck size. They're silly stuff men do to get larger organs . So you went to Googletthe world largest hung ?? Fr ?? grin . You seem obsessed with men generally ( I'm not surprised tho )

I can only speak for myself ... I cant speak of other men . Men have different taste

You claim not to care about men but you're obsessed about dick size ... stop thinking like a teenage girl ma'am. Good luck with your hard work to get a foreign man .. I hope you match their beauty standards there

Talking about standards .. are you up to a standard pretty lady ?? I know every woman likes to think she's beautiful grin even the ugliest

You dont care about men and marriage but you're looking for a handsome simp ?? Sorry but most good looking men are cocky. No wonder they call y'all " fish brain " cheesy. Age will humble you in the long run.

Most men dont care about marriage anymore . Check out MGTOW cheesy... even rich women want husbands... y'all dont feel complete without a man
Ask cuppy that was used and dumped in Nigeria upon her whole ( father's) money and is now funding a poor white guy to build an auto shop cheesy grin grin grin
I know it will end in tears

I watched sth on Twitter last night ... I'll postage link here later

There are more women than men in this planet so watch as we become a scarce commodity ... Isaiah 4:1 is slowly fulfilling itself

The bible = 100% accuracy
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by Autobot05: 2:21pm On Jan 10, 2023
enonche85:
Are you really serious about this?...A married woman telling another guy that she misses him?.
If it's TRUE friendship... I find no fault there
Just that women of this days are so loose
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy ₦40k iPhone 7 by Autobot05: 9:09am On Jan 10, 2023
RomolaJ:
A friend wants to sell an Iphone 7 to me for 40k
He got it around december,I'm still skeptical about buying the fone because i think its already old
But then i need the fone
Pls what advice can u give me regarding iphone 7??
Go to a store and buy your phone in peace to avoid problem

Why not buy 7 is not longer supported tho so consider 8 or X upwards

Btw this should be in the phone or tech market section na
RomanceRe: I Fall In Love Before I Realized Her Past Life, Now Am Confused by Autobot05: 9:03am On Jan 10, 2023
Snowx:
I fall in love with her because of some attributes I saw in her..she's not endowed as some will perceived that was the reason.

I met her in church..I started observing her and noticed shes Humble and posseses some qualities of wife material..

I got close to her and we started talking, we hanged out. And talked and share most of Our likes and dislike etc.

But what shocked me most was her past life, she was raped when she was about to enter convent but that wasnt my issue. after the incident she got admission in the University in her first year she got pregnant and that affected her academics seriously coz she carried the pregnancy and bore the child.

As she was narrating her ordeal to me she said she doesn't know what actually was wrong coz before she could know it again she met the same guy and got pregnant again.. she told me she really acted stupidly this time..she terminated it in the 8th weeks.

She said she was telling me this coz she discovered that i was in love with her..that if after I finally settled down with her without letting me know her past life she won't be happy coz I saw perfection in her instead of imperfections that she won't be happy in the marriage if we later settle down..

her last date was 3yrs ago but they didn't end up due to tribe and religion which the girl family doesn't support, she told the guy about her child but didn't tell him about the abortion.

From my observation this girl posses some good qualities of a wife material..but I don't really know if she was just a victim of circumstances that pushed her to got pregnant two times..she wrote her final exams 3years ago but due to that incident that happened in her first year she wasn't able to defend her project.

Pls I need your advice as I have not been able to think right is getting to couple of months I have been on this thought.
I repeat the church is a terrible place to look for a wife ... you'll only get retired hookup girls and the finest pretenders . After they ruin their lives they'll now throw their bumshots and wig and buy scarf and start forming Mary amaka.

As you take fall in naso make you take fall out sir
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 8:54am On Jan 10, 2023
Jeon:
Butt development will take place, argue or not .




You still go for looks,and superficial things , stop deceiving yourself..






Not like me, unless those lazy /ladies that lack standards. And yes meaning the Men are monkeys right? cool
Why did you blew up when I stated those things for the beginning? mind you : I didn't involved money in the first place.


But you made this.


And many of their Men tower over 5ft 9.


indeed love is blind the reason why you can see ugly people are good in characters.



If I really cared about lonely and marriage I would've been dating since teen to avoid the loneliness. Lolz, your bolded is making sense because Nigerian men hardly pass 5 ft 9.And it really shows you know the truth, but pretending.
Just say you're obsessed about butt lol grin

No I don't go for looks anymore because I feel like I've seen it all

Take it or leave it ... Nigerian women are mostly after money ( including you )

Lol I dont argue without facts... Google it

Wait you previously mentioned that Asians are hung ?? How did you know if you didn't date them or ..... cheesy

It's simply a lie

Love is blind wont still make me date an ugly girl tho grin


Lol it's either nobody wants you or you're disadvantaged agewise and you've accepted your fate grin we all know every woman's dream ( especially Nigerian women ) is to get married . wink
RomanceRe: I Feel Sorry For Some Women Getting To Their Mid Thirties Still Single. by Autobot05: 7:35am On Jan 10, 2023
toujurs:
Guys do tolerate sh*t. Obviously 40 year old men.
0

I pity simps .. I saw this on Twitter last night
I have this female acquaintance ( I wont call her my friend cause I refuse to have shameless people as friends ) her boyfriend does everything for her .. her dad is unemployed
When I say everything I mean everything from allowance to cloth down to making her hair ..( let's just say her boyfriend is training an orphan )
While her boyfriend is at work .. she's hoeing around
She comes to my lodge and stays till 11 PM
Why would a sane woman stay at a guys lodge ( we are 4 all together ) till 11 PM ??

I pity her boyfriend because if I won chop her I for don Chop her since
Fortunately for her SIMPle boyfriend ... i dont fornicate

I usually pity SIMPS tbh
RomanceRe: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by Autobot05: 7:12am On Jan 10, 2023
Iloveu778:
I'm more of an introvert, am always indoor most times I don't socialise much.

So over the years I discovered I don't really know how to talk to ladies at all, Infact I got scared when I see beautiful ladies for no reason.
So I decided to start socializing and start asking girls out.
The first one I asked out today, Just look me from down to top and hissed.
Am average looking though.
I felt bad smh, I just want to ask those who has been in the game for long how it is ?
Is that how girls behave ?
Most women this days are rude ... especially the young ones . I feel no pity for them when I hear they're unmarried

Btw dont take it personally...she is a foolish girl

Just Be confident , have a good sense of humor and slightly flirty next time ( works for me )

I see no reason to ask a Nigerian girl out because e just be like say wahala sit down you come go dey find am by yourself, most of them are hungry and frustrated

And the best dating tip is to be friends first even tho it's a waste of time sometimes

SWEETPLUM I suspect you here
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 6:54am On Jan 10, 2023
Sweetplum:
Stop mentioning my name
Until you stop begging and get a proper job
NO tongue
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl Between 25-30yrs To Settle Down With by Autobot05: 6:52am On Jan 10, 2023
Sweetplum:
Go n n lashy ur mommy naa. Werey boy
Shey na you won test who wey impotent and who no dey impotent na ?? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl Between 25-30yrs To Settle Down With by Autobot05: 11:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
Eh yah. Dunno you are impotent naa. Sorry.
Remember how I made you run from your former begging thread ??
Dont start here again
I'm not impotent .. you can bring your mom and your sisters to come and confirm tongue
RomanceRe: Love Is A Dream by Autobot05: 11:36pm On Jan 09, 2023
Jeon:
No wonder Men in gym focus on the top body /ending with chicken legs.. If no sane man care about his butt the all those athletics sportmen especially football /hockey won't give a damn about the lower body training.


You can't stand by your words, you're still in for the physical appearance.
Why not go for the people with good characters since average / excellent girls exhibit rude manners? .

Ugly people are the one likely to be humble /and will thank God ,for sending a good looking person to save their offspring[s]/ do anything to keep a person[ including behaving in a good manners ].





OK, if you like ugly and have money you are still ugly to me and I will tell you straight up. Cause I can't pretend because of my bully nature.



I no dy hide ! Many people ugly for this country. We can't stand next to Ethiopia or Somali in terms of average or excellent.

Now that's not my point..
This is my point
Nigerian Men [90%] can't tower over 5ft 9 not to talk about 10.
Lower body training is for the tendons and the legs generally not the butt lmao

That's what I do now .. btw not everybody is the same..being good looking and well mannered isn't impossible.. I dont do relationships anymore btw

I didn't say I like ugly girls ... pay attention grin average looking girls. If I see a good looking and well mannered girl i dont think its bad to give it a shot wink
Plus there are rude ugly girls too. Many women are rude this days example SWEETPLUM


That your percentage is very very very untrue.

Well as far as I know Nigerian girls will open her legs for a monkey if the monkey has money wink

Stop saying it like it's only Nigerians Tom ( current spiderman ) , arrdee are Englishmen yet they're just about 5.7. Infact Tom's girlfriend zendaya is 5.10

True love will conquer all imperfections.

If you want very tall men go to some European countries take your chances ( Frenchmen usually have good height so go to France) so you dont end up so lonely and unmarried in Nigeria since you're very bothered about the height thingy

Goodluck with that tho wink

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