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bdon123:Excuses ... its killing because it has life |
If I ever father a child ... I'd secretly take his/her blood and run a DNA test codedly ... This is my vow |
bdon123:Abortion = killing sir |
bdon123:Abortion = killing sir |
Mkelv0106:Comrade this is business... the same way they scammed real Madrid with hazard ![]() |
Pells:Good morning Kindly Delete this crap ... all the teams you mentioned are way above Chelsea on the table. LFCforever |
I noticed its because of pickpockets here in lag tho ... |
Great100000:So what were you saying again ?? ![]() |
ZombieTERROR:He was on the pitch when Brighton hammered your 2 keepers in 1 match ![]() |
Na wa o Some of una suppose dey chill for kirikiri sha SWEETPLUM is this you again?? ![]() |
The ones in the schools are worse Dont say what you dont know |
I tasted breakfast on the 29 Oct 2021 ... comrade since then I no go again till now .... not sure I'll go again sha . I dontt normally like girls so much but even if I see the one I like , if I remember that breakfast I go just jp Btw Come to jesus ... he doesnt serve BREAKFAST |
aisha1314:This generation of women are shameless including the OP ![]() Respect yourself and Delete this nonsense ma |
Write to them ... it could be an error if you're sure you dont have multiple acc. Goodluck with that But sir una boys ( Nigerian policemen) Nor dey try o ... |
Omoedeki:You make wonderful jokes bro All those camera work together ... do research before conducting silly experiments ![]() |
Sweetplum:Awnnnnn ....wale adenuga presents : this is super storyyyyyyyyyyyy ![]() A fearfully made beggar ?? that asked me to marry her ![]() |
Wahala for who dey do boyfriend and girlfriend ![]() |
[quote author=narite post=119900595]1. They can’t cook From time immemorial, women have been exclusively associated with cooking. “The place of a woman is in the kitchen” is a popular saying that describes the perceived primary duty of a woman. Apparently, girls born after 1993 have broken the barrier and refused to follow societal standards in that regard. They can’t cook and they don’t want to cook, simple… at least that’s what many are saying. 2. They love fast foods This is not surprising since they can’t cook. Name one girl that doesn’t love Burgers, chicken &chips, Dominos pizza, shawarma and cold stone, etc. Check am na. 3. Love to take selfies Uh… excuse me, that’s a general girl problem. But people are saying girls born after 1993 are grandmistresses of taking selfies. So we’re not arguing with that. 4. They charge their phones… a lot We all know that feeling when our phones suddenly switch off in the middle of an important assignment because the battery is dead. Yeah, it’s not a good feeling at all. Well, guess girls born after 1993 have taken their obsession about charging their phones a bit over the top. Check every charging spot in any location these girls are, their phones are always charging there. That’s what some people are saying, anyway. 5. They twerk a lot The origin of twerking can be traced to Côte d’Ivoire in West Africa, where a similar style of dance, known as the Mapouka dance came from. The dance has existed for centuries emphazising the movement of the buttocks. However, the dance is now known as twerking which has become popular in modern times. Twerking is now a sexy female dance meant to showcase the flexibility of the bum bum. It’s a major turn-on for men that women use to seduce them. Girls born after 1993 twerk not just to show they can dance, but to show they’re sexy. 6. They openly love sex Sex is a hush hush matter. Everybody is doing it but most, especially girls, don’t want to talk about it… until you jam girls born after 1993. They love sex and own up to it with their full chests. No time to check time. If you don’t like it, go hug a transformer. 7. They’re bisexual Being gay is no longer a hidden issue nowadays. We already said girls born after 1993 love sex. Who’s to say they don’t swing both ways? Don’t ask me. Ask those stereotyping them. 8. They lie They say girls born after 1993 can lie for the world. Their lies are so potent they can cause World War III. Wo, what’s my own? Everyone lies if you ask me. 9. They wake up Uh… someone should please tell me what that means? So they shouldn’t wake up again? They should die in their sleep. Hian! Is there something I’m missing here because I don’t understand? Maybe what stereotypes are saying is the only achievement girls born after 1993 have daily is to wake up from sleep, ouch! 10. They do poppers Poppers are a liquid drug that can give an instant high when inhaled. They are also called amyl nitrate, butyl nitrite, and liquid gold. The “highness” is usually quick and sudden. They are dizziness, warm sensations, an increased heart rate, and headaches. Girls born after 1993 belong to the “woke” generation. So, it’s not surprising they’re popping too. Finally… Stereotypes are basically saying that girls born after 1993 are useless. If you have a sister born after 1993, I do hope you don’t shoot someone for being an idiot. Every generation has its own bad sides. It doesn’t mean they should continuously be judged by them. So when next you want to point at any girl, remember four fingers are pointing right back at you. T for thanks.[ The lies part = 100% accuracy ALL women lie [b]SWEETPLUM do you fall into this category?? |
Thank God I'm still clean... ![]() |
All I see here is vawlence mehn ![]() Well marrying a virgin doesnt mean she cant cheat ... |
Jeon:You're not a man ... talk for your gender I already said you're obsessed that's why you think that way I'll ignore you on that one I know what I said ... the fact that Nigerian women are flocking around someone like portable should tell you ![]() Once again ... I insist that your percentage rating is untrue Lmao what's my business ... it's either you watch porn or you have slept with many of them to know that ...it has to be one of this ( no insults ) Lmao I dont care .. satisfying a woman has nothing to do with d*ck size. They're silly stuff men do to get larger organs . So you went to Googletthe world largest hung ?? Fr ?? . You seem obsessed with men generally ( I'm not surprised tho ) I can only speak for myself ... I cant speak of other men . Men have different taste You claim not to care about men but you're obsessed about dick size ... stop thinking like a teenage girl ma'am. Good luck with your hard work to get a foreign man .. I hope you match their beauty standards there Talking about standards .. are you up to a standard pretty lady ?? I know every woman likes to think she's beautiful even the ugliest You dont care about men and marriage but you're looking for a handsome simp ?? Sorry but most good looking men are cocky. No wonder they call y'all " fish brain " . Age will humble you in the long run. Most men dont care about marriage anymore . Check out MGTOW ... even rich women want husbands... y'all dont feel complete without a man Ask cuppy that was used and dumped in Nigeria upon her whole ( father's) money and is now funding a poor white guy to build an auto shop I know it will end in tears I watched sth on Twitter last night ... I'll postage link here later There are more women than men in this planet so watch as we become a scarce commodity ... Isaiah 4:1 is slowly fulfilling itself The bible = 100% accuracy |
enonche85:If it's TRUE friendship... I find no fault there Just that women of this days are so loose |
RomolaJ:Go to a store and buy your phone in peace to avoid problem Why not buy 7 is not longer supported tho so consider 8 or X upwards Btw this should be in the phone or tech market section na |
Snowx:I repeat the church is a terrible place to look for a wife ... you'll only get retired hookup girls and the finest pretenders . After they ruin their lives they'll now throw their bumshots and wig and buy scarf and start forming Mary amaka. As you take fall in naso make you take fall out sir |
Jeon:Just say you're obsessed about butt lol ![]() No I don't go for looks anymore because I feel like I've seen it all Take it or leave it ... Nigerian women are mostly after money ( including you ) Lol I dont argue without facts... Google it Wait you previously mentioned that Asians are hung ?? How did you know if you didn't date them or ..... ![]() It's simply a lie Love is blind wont still make me date an ugly girl tho ![]() Lol it's either nobody wants you or you're disadvantaged agewise and you've accepted your fate we all know every woman's dream ( especially Nigerian women ) is to get married . ![]() |
toujurs:0 I pity simps .. I saw this on Twitter last night I have this female acquaintance ( I wont call her my friend cause I refuse to have shameless people as friends ) her boyfriend does everything for her .. her dad is unemployed When I say everything I mean everything from allowance to cloth down to making her hair ..( let's just say her boyfriend is training an orphan ) While her boyfriend is at work .. she's hoeing around She comes to my lodge and stays till 11 PM Why would a sane woman stay at a guys lodge ( we are 4 all together ) till 11 PM ?? I pity her boyfriend because if I won chop her I for don Chop her since Fortunately for her SIMPle boyfriend ... i dont fornicate I usually pity SIMPS tbh |
Iloveu778:Most women this days are rude ... especially the young ones . I feel no pity for them when I hear they're unmarried Btw dont take it personally...she is a foolish girl Just Be confident , have a good sense of humor and slightly flirty next time ( works for me ) I see no reason to ask a Nigerian girl out because e just be like say wahala sit down you come go dey find am by yourself, most of them are hungry and frustrated And the best dating tip is to be friends first even tho it's a waste of time sometimes SWEETPLUM I suspect you here |
Sweetplum:Shey na you won test who wey impotent and who no dey impotent na ?? ![]() |
Sweetplum:Remember how I made you run from your former begging thread ?? Dont start here again I'm not impotent .. you can bring your mom and your sisters to come and confirm ![]() |
Jeon:Lower body training is for the tendons and the legs generally not the butt lmao That's what I do now .. btw not everybody is the same..being good looking and well mannered isn't impossible.. I dont do relationships anymore btw I didn't say I like ugly girls ... pay attention average looking girls. If I see a good looking and well mannered girl i dont think its bad to give it a shot ![]() Plus there are rude ugly girls too. Many women are rude this days example SWEETPLUM That your percentage is very very very untrue. Well as far as I know Nigerian girls will open her legs for a monkey if the monkey has money ![]() Stop saying it like it's only Nigerians Tom ( current spiderman ) , arrdee are Englishmen yet they're just about 5.7. Infact Tom's girlfriend zendaya is 5.10 True love will conquer all imperfections. If you want very tall men go to some European countries take your chances ( Frenchmen usually have good height so go to France) so you dont end up so lonely and unmarried in Nigeria since you're very bothered about the height thingy Goodluck with that tho ![]() |
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