₦airaland Forum

Dybala11:
Mbappe >>> Haaland true true, but you don't expect Haaland to score in every match do you??

That's the way they painted him

unohbethel:
Guess which presidential candidate that will run away

Vawulense

If you channelled the energy you used in chasing women and writing this nonsensical crap to your b0iusiness... you for don blow

Leave women alone !!! Let us see who will cry

Sell your kidney .
Your father's house
Your car
Your own house
And give her all the money ... thank me later

You're welcome in advance

You want to collect gifts ba ..
When he start his own demands you'll say men are blah blah blah

Flee from greed and adultery

So what's your point?
Women cannot marry a poor man but a rich man can marry a poor woman ??

Not really my business sha
Let's see the gender that will cry for marriage and companionship. Let's see the gender that will cry about being an evening newspaper.

INVINCIBLECSP1:
What a mess. Back to back lose. This is not our season in English premier league. We'll pull a surprise in Champions league.
What a mesmerizing weekend for Liverpool fans.

Which suprise we won pull for champions league... why we no pull the suprise for league ??

We need midfielders ... good experienced midfielders

I like as them dey beat us . Since una no won comot money buy midfielders

Almiron:
you're a tribal bigot, we dey talk about football you don't include tribe, isn't that madness

Fyi: Mumu no be curse, na slang on the street.

... instead of you to correct yourself
If I no no then how did I know it's a curse ? Is it only mumu you said up there
Mumu = fool ( since you said it's not a curse word )
What about onikure ??
I said something I noticed about people of your tribe and you're ranting nonsense. Naso una dey subconsciously lay curses on yourselves .. when the curses come dey work then you go dey ask God why

you debate in a healthy way and relay your points with respect ... you no no me and I no no you oh
Take your time baba

Almiron:
mumu we sabi your likes wey Dey watch football on Livescores... How did they figure him out? You didn't wait till end of the season before you cap nonsense, Una just win one controversial match, EPL games still remain 20 games, he has scored more than Chelsea FC in the EPL this season. Abi you forget say e net una the last time Una go Etihad.

I'm sure you be Pendu fan cos na so una dey blame Messi if his team lost, shebi nah only Haaland dey field. Onikure!!!!!

Nothing special about him yet he don break plenty goal records in EPL, before season reach half

1: why are yoruba people always verbally abusive ??
2: I'm a messi fan till death ... I only started pure facts
Haaland cant dribble , he depends heavily on the midfield ... if they dont pass to him then ge cant score ( messi dey carry ball from midfield dribble go score , that's why haaland is not worthy to carry his boots )
They figured him out ... when last did haaland score ?
And I'm not a man United fan

Stop presuming about people before you know them
Now edit those curses before they bounce back to you

How to knot a tie too
How to make pap

Kewtt:
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He was tired of the marriage abeg
Not every man out there is a man. Getting married isn't the only issue for women.
Una bye bye sha

Mbappe >>> haaland
I once told people that EPL defenders will figure haaland out ..and there is nothing special about him
They said I no no ball

EmiDon11:
game wey i no fit play with my phone?

The phone own is different from the Playstation own
The Playstation own is cooler.. with crazy graphics

Sweetplum:
Manchester United ll miss CR7 today

The way they missed him against liverpool last season ba ??

EmiDon11:
but wait oo

I just checked the price now, That thing reach #500k ooo.
Obara jesus....
Wetin dem dey carry am do?

There's a call of duty model 550k
Na game na ... just pray to be financially stable enough to afford it . It's cool

SenecaTheYonger:
Tell her you want PS5

She go fess check the price .. then she go call am swear for am

EmiDon11:
Tomorrow is my birthday and my girlfriend called me yesterday and asked me what do i value most?

I pretended as if i didnt understand and asked her what she meant.
She said she means what could she get me tomorrow for my birthday,what do i like most?

I told her that the only thing i want from her is her heart(love).

She said that i am pretending as if i dont know what she mean.

She even said that i am trying to make her angry.

Dont make me angry just tell me anything u want, i give u 24 hours to call me and tell me otherwise, count me out of ur birthday celebration(she said).

Right now, i am confused and dont know what to tell or request from.

Pls what do i tell her?

(I MET HER VIRGIN AND DONT WANNA BREAK HER HEART)

I smell lies ... but if it's TRUE just ask her to take you out lmao since they're always asking to be taken out

Sweetplum:
Ok. Come n join me I wan eat rice n dodo

Make you do me jazz ba ??
NO

jeromestarks:
God has given us brain to use for our own good.

God will NEVER do for you what you can do for yourself.
Assuming you met two ladies (say Sarah and Deborah) and both of them have good characters that suit you but Serah is a virgin while Deborah has been mounted and fvcked by many men.
Who would you use your hard earned money to pay her bride price?

I'd certainly go for Sarah... but that Sarah is a virgin doesnt mean she cant cheat later in marriage

This virginity thing is overrated as far as she can cheat later

I can't even pay any crazy amount of money in the name of bride price for a woman . Its not an investment . Woman be like gamble

This early morning??
Oga na only God fit give you peace of mind .. you are very correct by saying Not everything is about money
Even a so called virgin can cheat with leisure ...
Women are easily influenced by their friends and there is nothing we can do about that

As for me if she doesn't meet to my standards ... then it's a NO NO
I wont do evening newspapers by God's grace too

Sweetplum:
See this boy that I can employ n be feeding,

Feed yourself first

Kobojunkie:
Whichever way, there has never been a mandate to procreate.

Exactly

Cheap attention seeker

Kobojunkie:
In addition, it doesn't even make procreation mandatory either.

If you dont marry .. then you cant procreate if not it will be the the process of fornication

I dunno if artificial insemination counts tho lmao

Nogoschool123:
My girlfriend just informed me that she wants to write jamb. I don’t want her to write jamb because when she goes to school, she will be more exposed and breakup up and even do runs there. What do I do to stop her? I only want her to learn handwork

While your prediction is correct... kindly let her be

Sweetplum:
All your head think is blood money.
You be Kanayo pikin?

You're always in every begging & prostitution thread
Give your life to jesus before them use you ( if them never use you already sef )
Are you always hungry or you just do it for attention

knowhowk:
Are you Married because the Holy Book Mentioned it ?

Are you Compel.by the statement in the Holy Book ,Do you Personally just look into it and decided to Marry .

With the Alarming rate of Divorce .

Why do you Marry ?

Because you want Children ,Companionship. A Bed Mate to Avoid Messing Arround.

Why Would a Woman/Man you claimed you love sooooo much Decide to Divorce you..

Someone you might have said you can take a bullet for now turn out to be the one you do not need anymore ..Chai !

Many of the Youth in this Generation would tell you Oga ,What is the need for Marriage ,If it ia for Recreation ,Children,They can always find a Lady to Sleep with and have Children...

What is this Nagging ,Wahala ,Saucy ,Disrespecful Woman /Man be this Self.

They Would even say ,Freedom Is not in Marriage ..


Quite Unfortunate.

The holy bible did not make marriage mandatory

Unfortunately they wont listen ... no 7 is my expertise tho

Nobody messes with my guy when I'm around

Worst here in the west
And igbo girls ehn ( I'm an igbo guy before you abuse me sha )

MatrixReloaded:
Be respectful of opposit gender. Give no heed to gender harassment. Let love lead and know that ur were pushed out from same kpekus or maybe ur head is too big and docs had no option than to tear ur mom womb. Respect this gender.

Let's be honest ... women dont respect men especially women of these days
If women were physically stronger than men wahala for dey