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PoliticsRe: Covid 19: Ncdc Hints At Extension Of Lockdown- VANGUARD by Avalancheman: 12:00am On Apr 25, 2020
NCDC are a bunch of BASTARDS if indeed they are talking about lockdown extension.

Buhari will outsmart them this time around.
PoliticsRe: Covid 19: Ncdc Hints At Extension Of Lockdown- VANGUARD by Avalancheman: 11:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
Kobojunkie:
That isn't guaranteed to sufficiently curb the spread of the virus.
Neither have the sham lockdowns! Just that the economy is dying in addition.
PoliticsRe: Lati Raheem Is Dead! Tinubu's ‘Most Trusted’ Aide Dies After A Brief Illness by Avalancheman: 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2020
Racoon:
shocked One here one there! Coronavirus what game are you playing huh
Won de!

Every death is now Coronavirus death... angry
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Can Africa Afford Lockdowns? - Charles Soludo by Avalancheman: 5:06pm On Apr 24, 2020
Acidosis:
So what will reduce the rate of spread?


"Confirmed" cases may be up to 100,000?? What about "confirmed" deaths?


Most of the cases are asymptomatic? Yes that's true.

Will they recover? Yes, a lot will.

Can recovered patients get reinfected with no preventive measures in place? Absolutely

Will the body continues to fight re-infected people? Oh well, The Lord is good to Africans and bad to Brits and Americans. cheesy
The rate of spread will reduce when we keep infected returnees from abroad from entering the country with the deadly "Tokunbo" version of the virus indefinitely.

What has stopped confirmed deaths from entering thousands after close to 3 months of the virus being Nigeriahuh

There is no proof that recovered patients can be reinfected. Also NOT everybody can infected. Afterall, almost all who came in contact with Abba Kyari after he returned from Germany tested negative.

God has been so good to us because of the leadership, economic and other issues we are bedevilled it. Should Coronavirus join it, we shall go extinct! embarassed
Our environment is harsh for the virus. And we are also used to treating malaria.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Can Africa Afford Lockdowns? - Charles Soludo by Avalancheman: 4:33pm On Apr 24, 2020
Acidosis:
I don't have any solution to offer. No amount of recommendations can work in a country with over 70% adult illiteracy rate.

Whatever anyone tells you won't work. It's either we lockdown to reduce the rate of spread and buy some time for the developed nation to come up with a cure OR we go about our normal lives and expect an astronomical rise in active cases and death rate.
Mr man, lockdown has NOT and CANNOT reduce the rate of spread.

The current lockdowns have been a sham! angry

We should not bother about cases. What we should bother about is how many cases lead to deathhuh

Confirmed cases in the country may be up to 100,000. Yet we have only recorded only 31 deaths - most of them, returnees from abroad with the deadly version from abroad and those with serious underlying health conditions.

Most of the current confirmed cases are asymptomatic and will recover with little or no treatment.

Coronavirus is NOT for Africa! The LORD is good to us!!

If the Coronavirus could hit us it is hitting them abroad, by now we all may have been dead... angry
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Can Africa Afford Lockdowns? - Charles Soludo by Avalancheman: 4:28pm On Apr 24, 2020
No we can't!

Even the one we have already done may cost us dearly.

Our (Nigeria's) leaders are just dumbbb!!
CrimeRe: Herdsmen And Their Cows Chased Out Of Ekiti By Amotekun (Video) by Avalancheman: 2:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
Nice! cool
HealthRe: 108 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 981, 197 Discharged, 31 Deaths by Avalancheman: 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2020
Gilbertase:
that is not how it is. First it is 2months. Second, in the west the cause of mortalities more than anything is not getting timely care/treatment, due to the deluge of cases presenting at the hospital vs beds/resources available to treat. The caise of mortality is the over-burdening of the health system. And we are fast approaching that sadly. I personally will start getting worried when we have 1500 active cases ie. Cases - discharged - dead.

Cos I KNOW the whole of naija cannot handle 1/3 of that number if they by any chance present with serious life threatening symptoms. The excess will be left in God's hands, just as it is happening in the west. It's really just a game of numbers and ours is already going up. 31 deaths already from a system that isnt even swamped yet should call for concern
It 's 3 months because the Coronavirus has most likely been in the country since January. Remember someone who returned from India in January passed on recently.

Also, God has been so good to us, otherwise, there is nothing we are doing now or that we could have done that could have stopped us from recording daily deaths in thousands if the virus were able to hit us hard like the US, UK and co. Absolutely nothing! angry
The US, Spain, Italy, UK and co took severe measures early in the day still went ahead to record daily deaths in hundreds/thousands.

That we only have 31 deaths (mostly returnees and those with serious underlying health conditions) shows that Coronavirus is NOT for Africa at all.

We are just crying wolf where there is none! angry
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 12:08am On Apr 24, 2020
Digmygold:
Gerrara hia men!
Disappear like fart, pigiiddiioot!
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 12:07am On Apr 24, 2020
Digmygold:
You.steadily .rant "i wont join you" yet you keep bringing your gutter head back in. See how lame and stupid you are? That goes a long way in defining how much of an incoherent slowpoke and liar that you are. Corona virus is your portion together with your loser family members. Like i said, if Buhari chooses to do otherwise please take sniper and die so you can keep the corona that is supposed to attack you for another distressed member of your empty hungry lineage. I believe i have knocked some sense into that empty coconut head of yours. Now i am done with banters with a rabbies infested barking dog like you.

Please continue barking. I am waiting...Gerrarahia men! Numbskulls irritate me.
Shut up piggiddiiooot!

I am here to flog sense into your thick flat skull.

You and your sick family MUST remain at home while the rest of us go to work. That is your wish. So shall it be!

You are so dull, you don't understand that gutter here means the daft boastful albeit empty chimp like chestbeating you want me to join you in.

Nonsense!!
HealthRe: 108 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 981, 197 Discharged, 31 Deaths by Avalancheman: 11:58pm On Apr 23, 2020
At 31 deaths after 3 months of the virus being in the country, it is safe to say that we are immuned to this virus in Nigeria.

Only those with serious underlying health conditions are at risk.

Coronavirus is not for Africa.

God is so good to us.
HealthRe: 108 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 981, 197 Discharged, 31 Deaths by Avalancheman: 11:52pm On Apr 23, 2020
How many confirmed cases lead to deathhuh

That is what matters most.

No cause for alarm!
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 11:41pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Are you done barking? . If the lockdown is lifted fools like you will.get infected first because your stupidity, greed and hunger no let you see road again.

If them no lift the lockdown please make sure you jump into that lagoon and end your worthless life and those of your equallly worthless family members unceremoniously. Fvcking fraud living in bitter frustration. Na me cause your permanent lineal poverty?

Now continue your barking where you stopped and make sure you dont spit out your corona virus saliva while at it. Okay bingo? grin
This is your daft side...

You and your sick family are free to stay at home till eternity

Buhari is lifting the lockdown officially on Sunday cos it's already lifted unofficially.

Continue grunting in the gutter like a typical pigggiddiot. I won't join you ..
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 11:36pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Your family will become an addition to the 28 confirmed dead cases and increase the numbers.

Hunger is getting ypu so angry. I did not cause your frustration. Whatever Trump.says Trump.can change and is his business. Trump is no model.for any African President to follow. If they do, they'll be so disappointed because he hates Africans and he is very unapologetic about it. Just incase a slowpoke.like you isnt aware.

We are not in America neither do we live by their standards. When you start picking bodies of your poverty destined family members from the gutters diue to covid 19 death. Go and meet Donanld Trump to admit you into an American hospital. Make i see if im know your papa. Dumb fools everywhere.

Your dumbness, greed and hunger have totally blocked the tiny sense of reasoning you had left before corona virus chopped off your entire brain cells.rendering your skull numb and empty.
All these imbecilic grunts because you and your sick family want to remain at homehuh

Remain at home while the rest of us go out. Na by force.

South Africa is also reopening from May 1.Kenya has reopened. Do you watch TV at allhuh Do you rely on NL for all your infohuh Is that why you are a dullarddhuh

And yes, we follow the US. The world follows the US.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
You seem to.know more about USAa strategic return much more than Donald Trump. BLATANT LIAR.

You call 28 "ONLY"? You are sick. I sincerely hope that covid hits someone really close to you then your dumb choruses will.change.

i know from your daft words that you have no doctors in your miserable illiterate filled family so you cannot understand what it means for 40 health workers who have family members to have been infected by this deadly, highly infectuous virus.

If Government feels it necessary to extend the.lockdown. Please trek to 3rd Mainland bridge and jump.into the lagoon to buttress your stupidity.
Obviously, you are not bright.

Watch Trump live now and learn.

Do you know many thousand people have died today of other diseaseshuh

Do you know TB kills 18 Nigerians every hourhuh

Don't worry, you and your sick family will be allowed to stay at home and mourn the 28 dead when Buhari lifts the lockdown on Sunday.

Lazy bone!
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 10:46pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Lol. You sound so stupid I understand your pain, you need to hustle before you make 2k whilst my salary is hitting my account every month.

Send your account number make i dash you #100 to help your groundnut hawking hustle. Your bad, brokie. When you die of covid 19 in your room with your miserable and hungry family members. Dogs will feed on your useless corpses. grin.
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If the lockdown is extended. Please make sure you find that lagoon and end your hitherto.miserably.meaningless life there.
This is one your imbecilic side...

I won't join you in the gutter...

Home you want. Home, you and your sick family will remain even when the lockdown is officially lifted on Sunday.

Too bad!

Now grunt on like a pig...
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Avalancheman: 10:22pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Unrealistic but with you, its a reality. Your bad. Suck it in.
Lame!
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 10:20pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
You think everyone is a lazy ass sit home all day gigolo like you? You are not healthy you have the virus, its chopped off your brain obviously and its gonna end your life. Corona will conquer you.

Please dont infect law abiding Nigerians. Stay At Home and die there. If Buhari dims it fit to extend the lockdown. Please go and attack him in Asorock instead of wailing stupidly on this platform before you go.and swallow sniper to end your miserable life.
Another load of drivel!

So I am now the one who wants to stay home and not you and your sick family membershuh

Come on, choose an hustle and stick to it. You and your sick family members can't risk leaving home for fear of Coronavirus. Let it be. It's okay

Let the rest us go out and conquer the world in peace.

Buhari despite his inadequacies is still wiser than you. He will lift the lockdown but insist that the likes of you and your family should stay home...
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Avalancheman: 10:10pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
60 seconds appears better than 1 second. Tell her to wash down there with acid and pepper. It might help her condition and yours.
Are you this dumbbbhuh Come on, be more creative . 1 second is not realistic.

Are we kidding herehuh
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 10:06pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
You need help.

Who isn't desperate to go back to work? With your dead health sector you are comparing your worthless life to that of Americans. Despite their solid health system 2400 deaths were recorded yesterday no thanks to morons like you who think governments lockdown directive is a joke stupidly bribing your ways through porous borders and ultimately to your corona virus inflicted untimely death. . I guess you are more desperate to end your meaningless life than you are to go back to your 10k per month houseboy job. No be who dey alive dey go back to work? Hunger don dry your belle broke man. Gerrarah hia men! Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights .He did not die.
Imbecilic rants!

Despite the 50,000 deaths and counting, US is already reopening their economy. Why? Life must go on.
The lockdown hasn't stopped the deaths.

How much more Nigeria that God (via nature) has shielded from the fury of the virus hence only 28 deaths since January when the virus came in? Come on, don't be a looonatic!!

Lazy sick bone!!!
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Avalancheman: 9:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Bring your wife smelly STI kpekus. I will wear 10 condoms and teach her a lesson you will never forget. With your 1 second worm-like tool.
You mean your wife's smelly kpekus is why you come in 60shuh LMAO

Sorry
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 9:51pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
We know those dirty cheap hookers are scarce for you to come by. Their inability to move to your location due to covid 19 is what is hitting you in the real sense.

Kionji is giving you serious nightmares anx malaria symotoms and you are definitely covid 19 positive.

I hope you have prepared the graves of you and your miserable family members when you all die of ciovid 19 complications.

You don't want to stay home safe because even before covid 19 your life has been fvcking meaningless so you don't mind ending it abruptly.

You know you will sit at hone until you breath your last together with generations afeter you because your ground nut hawking trade crashed die to the virus.
Imbecilic!

Only sick people like you and your family members love to stay at home.

By God's grace, healthy, hardworking folks like us are good to go. We can't wait to break new grounds...

You and your family are free to wallow at home while others go out and conquer...
Na by forcehuh
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Wake Up!!..it Is A Game And You Are All Been Played!! by Avalancheman: 8:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
Thank you my brother.

When I see people arguing in favour of a lockdown, I just wonder what could have made them so terribly dumbbbhuh
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Lockdown Kebbi –governor Atiku Bagudu by Avalancheman: 8:14pm On Apr 23, 2020
Who are these looonatics crying wolf where there is nonehuh

After over 60days of the virus being in the country, Nigeria has recorded only 28 deaths. Hasn't God been so good to ushuh

Coronavirus is NOT for Africa!
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Lockdown Kebbi –governor Atiku Bagudu by Avalancheman: 8:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
Now, that's another reasonable governor we have over there.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 7:52pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
So because we are home NOW on lockdown by govt directive means we are not hardworking?

Can you highlight where i said people who are DEAD are hiding from stigmatisation?

Go ask your papa what the true numbers are. I be NCDC agent?

CONCLUSION 1: You cant find any of your customers dirty pussies to drill because them no go answer you. Corona virus no gree. Nobody wan die. When we say stay married and face your responsibilities squarely una go dey rant. Jobless baby daddies Now konji don come you want to swallow Buhari for even announcing that Corona Virus is in Nigeria at all. Lol.

CONCLUSION 2: You ve been staying home all your life pretending to be a businessman meanwhile you only have stolen goods stocked up in your make belief shop that was PERMANENTLY deserted even before Corona Virus.

Wont you go and help your many broke fugly baby mamas out with your stolen loot? Are you still bitter about your ex covict stigma? cheesy

So how the lockdown come affect your online fraud business?

Gerrarrahia men!
Largely incoherent rants!

You and your family are a bunch of lazy things. You have exposed yourself already.

If Americans can be desperate to go back to work despite the solid palliatives they are getting, how much more Nigerians who are getting next to nothinghuh

Seems like you just started having sexxx. It's so evident. You can't seem to think of anything else.

I gave you NCDC figure, you said it's not real. Okay give me yours, you asking me if you are NCDC. Is your head correct at allhuh
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Avalancheman: 7:41pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Lol. Konji na bastard.

No one told you to choose to be a deadbeat Dada. Quit wailing.

Guess what? I just finished making sweet love to.my wife. Konji na real bastard you cant even hide your frustration. Fraud businesslie.
I just pity the poor woman who has to grapple with your 1-minute pathetic performance every now and then.

What a pity!

Lazy bone!!
HealthRe: Coronavirus: UNIUYO Lecturer, A Doctor Dies In Akwa Ibom After Showing Symptoms by Avalancheman: 7:35pm On Apr 23, 2020
maasoap:
This is pandemic, it like never before
Says whohuh There is nothing new under heaven.
HealthRe: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Avalancheman: 7:32pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Avalancheman should read this and begin his journey to that destination where he will fetch a brain from and quit being dumb.
Only a dulllard has not realised that most of the current cases are asymptomatic and will recover with little or no treatment.

Except of course, they are like you and your family members with deadly underlying health conditions that may lead to death.

No wonder, all of you are bent on remaining at home.
Nobody is forcing you all to come out now. You are free to remain at home till eternity.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 3:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Tell your nonsense to your fish brain family members corpses who choose not to adhere to government lockdown directive.

My family members are law abiding , hardworking citizens and will never be infected nor die of corona virus by the grace of God.

If Corona virus was not for Africa we wont have had 28 deaths which is infact not the true representation of the numbers because people are hiding and feeling stigmatised, you inconsiderate dead brain.

Do you even understand what it means to lose a loved one? My only hope is that you get infected and realise your brain needed a reset whilst you were alive when you arrive in hell.

Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights, he did not die.
So you and your family members do your hardwork by staying at homehuh I see!

People who died are hiding from stigmatisationhuh

So what is the true number of deathshuh

Come on, don't be a lazy bone. Get ready to get out and work! The lockdown will surely be lifted.

PS: I am careful not to knock you hard on the head for obvious reasons....
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Avalancheman: 3:25pm On Apr 23, 2020
Raydos:
Here are some beautiful pictures of Empty Lagos Roads, As everyone is staying at home to contain the virus!

Photo-credit: Tobinator

Stay at Home, Stay Safe!
The lockdown has been a sham! Enough of it already.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 3:00pm On Apr 23, 2020
Digmygold:
Your mannerism exposes the porousness of your fish brain.

Will you STFU! When fools like you begin to pick dead bodies of your corona virus victim family members from the streets you will then VOLUNTARILY opt to stay home and fast for 40 days and 40 nights.

If Buhari dims it necessary to further extend the lockdown, please find sniper around your rural hood and end your apparently very meaningless and worthless life.
It is bodies of your family members killed by Coronavirus that will be picked on the streets.

Since January that the Coronavirus entered the country, we have recorded only 28 deaths. Only lazy, stay-at-home addicted loooonatics won't realise that God has been so good to us.

If all the US, UK, Italy and co have is 28 deaths after 3 months of the virus, Coronavirus would have been completely forgotten in their daily lives.

Coronavirus is NOT for Africa!

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