onecoder:
Any prospective IT student interested in free cloud certification?
Oracle is currently offering its cloud certifications for free for the next three weeks I think.

Can you drop a link to the program here please. Thanks in advance

LordReed:


LoLz. I am gonna guess he is going by the tradition that says it was Abraham that built it with Ishmael. LMFAO!

Lol... I know but I can't shout again abeg.

If religious bias and or nuances trumps common sense for him, who is to blame?

iamgenius:
Even the pagans of that time will tell you they didn't build it. Your ignorance is high.

I agree... It was you and your townsmen that built it.

iamgenius:

Keep digging the question. Did the pagans also built the Kaa'ba? Shut up if you don't know history

Ignorance isn't bliss my guy... Go read up again. The "Pagans" actually did build the Kaaba for the worship of their moon god and others.

Interested

missimelda01:
I have a friend whose phone is always on silence, we were roommate at a time and I found it really weird and annoying because she never picks my call once.. what if there was an emergency!! her stare is also scary... My friends tell me that alot.

I did this shit for more than 5 years straight when I worked in the bank... Funny now I still prefer my phone on silent.

P.s I don't know how, but I always know when a call is coming in even when the phone isn't close by.

A lot of people with gross inability to read and understand are making contributions driven by their hunger and innate desire to always rubbish Nigeria and indeed the African continent.

Granted the African continent is beleaguered by a litany of problems but that should not cause us to lose our self respect enough to feel comfortable with asking for food from dustbins.

Hunger is real but the solution is not begging!

Amotolongbo:
young man.

Face the reality and stop projecting the non existing ego of our continent.

There is no reality here nor pride in being destitute.

Tpave:
Check out your number 4 as in counting down to day 60 and we will not have limbs to type again. The first case of covid-19 which is the index case was recorded in Nigeria around 27th of February and today is 12th April....which is 6 weeks and you cannot appreciate the efforts of our government so far?

Leave the mofo... He and that quack vaccine professional up on the thread would lick anything their white butt provider gives them.

To the matter, if the virus has taken over Africa inspite of a lack of adequate testing, we should have seen larger numbers of sick people in the hospital by this time... In the absence of this, it is safe to assume that the continent is dealing with the virus in its own way.


...one that is working I guess! And to y'all wishing the Italian or American experience on Africa, I say it should start from your house.

Loud AMEN!

KaideeGee:
You had beta have that baby oh
It is beta 2 be guilty of incest dan 2 be guilty of incest and child murder

Which one is incest here now... Peoples definition of filial relationships never seize to amaze me.

EMMAUGOH:
Lol... More is coming.. Seems China is thinking differently on how to take power from almighty US...


SOME stupid people are blaming trump for calling it a Chinese virus..

EUROPE IS the biggest hit

This is quite true and may even be the reason America didn't respond on time... Imagine trying to explain this to the american public after discovering the theft Futile I guess.


I think I should Aldo bring to your notice that the FDA has Aldo just approved a working vaccine made by Roche Diagnostics.

I am wont to believe that these corona virus shit is just one of the takeouts from the "The Art of War"

phransix2:
Good move... But I tot they said kids can easily knock off the virus... Pls protect our elderly populace too... They go tru a lot trying to make ends meet. Will u tell a man who has been standing at the bus stop for hours that when the bus finally comes he shouldn't rush in and avoid body contacts?

Shut down Lagos for one week let's see

Lagos had been on total lockdown for even more than a week in recent times... We all survived, like we always do.

Purplekush:


From your reply I can point out 3 things:

1. you're single asf
2. you're unmarried
3. you wouldn't know how to keep a woman even if you tried

I was going to say the same until I saw your response. Don't mind these ones who are yet to find veritable work talk more of keeping a woman.

At Martinez abi na wetin dem call you, marriage is not a cakewalk for adults talk more kids. Grow up first before finding a woman to cleave to.

espn:
He has money to invest...who no get brain to invest if you have d money... he doesn't even have the time to manage it himself...All he does is to find capable hands to monitor his investment for him while he pumps the money...Give me money and see if I can't do same...

... And you think that's quite easy to achieve? A piece of cake huh?

horsepower102:
To be brutally honest I am very worried about the level of incompetence in Buhari led administration which is still struggling with common polio eradication and Lassa fever.

I remember how excellent Jonathan’s administration handled the Ebola crisis and how American government even sent their CDC team to learn and implement the strategies developed by the health ministry during Jonathan.

Those who remember this event can bear me witness.

Its a lie... The Jonathan government did nothing, they only followed in the footsteps of the Lagos State government.

It was Lagos who sole handedly uncovered the first case and subsequent ones, it was still her that efficiently effected contact tracing that greatly reduced the probability of an outbreak, and by her efforts these individuals were quarantined and treatment administered.

The glory of those days belongs to Governor Fashola and Dr. Mrs Adadevoh - the first doctor to identify the patient and commence emergency procedures. Unfortunately she paid with her life.

RIP Ma! Lagos will never forget!

Is it open for lease?

FINISH HIM!!!

tillaman:
honestly I was thinking with my arse when I typed this
I guess I typed out of the pity I felt for a fellow Blackman

I understand

tillaman:
Even if he was trying to resist, there are better ways to restrain a human being other than this method they chose, they could have opted for a more subtle method, maybe induce him with some powerful sleeping pills so once he opens his eyes the first thing he will see is Welcome to Cameroon from there he go find him square root go him house
Only God knows Wetin pursue the man comot for turkey dey go dubai of all places with fake visa
No one deserves this treatment

So he dies in his sleep and then a new world uproar... Smart thinking brother

holaralph:
TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*

*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*

*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*

*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*

*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*

*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*

*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*

*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*

*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians.

*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*

*Black people with black sense. The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*

*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*

*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*

*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

Is this trumps handwriting or yours?

Because the thing sound like wetin person wey no see food chop this morning before him start to trek around Lagos to look for work go write.

Shellsploit:
Lalasticlala, leave amotekun protest and cum fast ..


So if that vehicles was goin for RORO to naija port, na so dem bees sef go relocate come Lagos

I dey tell you and before they know it, they won't know the road back home. They become stuck in Nigeria to enjoy the Next level.

I am very sure that they would regret the day they made the mistake to follow that car around. Lol

Mrshape:


I have all our charts
Both private and in group.

The assignment Is printed online from his school students page,
Their is no way he will deny I did not do does assignment for him,

What he his saying is that he sent the money and he was debited
But he never gave me any code to cash it out.

Oga calmdown. I don't know if it's anger or ... But your grammer is just hitting me gbas gbos from Facebook to Nairaland.

Abeg take am easy.

yinkaadesegha:
Hello sir/ma, You eat melon seed in the dream and you are saying its good dream..... I interpret base on the leadings of the holy spirit, please if you want the lord to reveal it to you, please pray with Jeremiah 33.3 between 12midnit and 1am. After the prayer read psalm 19 and psalm 8. Please do it for three days asking the lord to tell you the meaning and you will know if it's a good dream or bad dream. Bless you.

I saw myself in a dream with a bucket of water on my head while holding the hands of and leading two young children (girls).

The road was really bad like the usual naija untarred road with potholes and dirty water puddles. While trying to navigate across a major puddle, a car (Beatle) pulled up on my side and asked to help me across.

At that moment I noticed that their was also a lady carrying a child on her back with me but you know as dreams are, I couldn't really tell if she was with me or not, but anyways she rushed to join in the car.

But that action posed a problem. The back of the car was slightly small to take all as Beatles are and the kids with the woman had entered, struggling to fit in.

I was standing by the passenger door still contemplating whether to enter and allow them manage a somehow behind or ask the woman to come take the front place while I navigate (with the bucket of water still on my head across).

Raising my head while reasoning this, I saw that the road after this large puddle of water was smooth like it was just graded that day... Mind you, it wasn't tarred but red earth wide and really smooth for as far as I can see.

A sense of calm like it should in normal life that my wahala with the bad road was almost at ends... Then I woke up.

Can you help here?

72Morale:
No matter how stubborn and wise you think you are; Don't ever go against tradition and against your family wishes once it has to do with marriage.

Love isn't even one of the top 5 things to consider in marriage because it's just a self-deceptive word that does not contribute anything to a marriage.

This is a lie... Too long told that it has led many into unhappy unions and marriages devoid of love.

Love is and will continue to be the bed and sustaining rock of any marital Union till the end of time.

These touts in Agbada seem to be hellbent on compensating the North for Amnesty...

A sorry sight that we have voiceless southern representatives sitting in those hallowed chambers. Feeding fat from the spoils of the nation.

Oiled lips with protruding tummies.

igbesachick:


if so, pakistan is already gone.

In reality India and Pakistan are more alike than they would like to admit. The only major difference between them is their choice of religion.

India chose Hindu and its appendages, while Pakistan fell to the mullah.

igbesachick:
feat wall, names of the dead sikh soldiers who died in the war with pakistan (and china). actually chinese killed most of them and turned the table in 1950s. but that has been history for long.

this temple looks like the holy pantheon for the sikhs here.

Point of correction... The indo-pak war wasn't between China and Pakistan but between India and Pakistan over the region of Kashmir.

kidap:
Yesterday Egypt becomes the first country in Africa to be affected with the deadly disease Coronavirus, Egypt  confirmed its first case of a deadly coronavirus that emerged in central China at the end of last year and has since spread to more than two dozen countries around the world.

Health Ministry spokesman Khaled Mugahed said in a statement Yesterday that the affected person was a "foreigner" who did not show any serious symptoms.

The Officials were able to confirm the case through a follow-up programme implemented by the government for travellers arriving from countries where the virus has spread.

The statement releases by the ministry said that the person was hospitalised and in isolation. It did not specify the person's nationality or their point of entry.

Please Share The News, Stay Alert and Get Educated About The Virus

Source: https://gidifeed.com/coronavirus-hit-africa-see-the-first-africa-country-affected-with-the-virus/
Lalasticlala OAM4J, Mynd44

This thing you people are asking for, I hope when it comes you would not be shouting Buhari upanddan.

Watch what you people ask for.

DIKEnaWAR:




AA oil. He is not part of the present lootocracy in power, so they have been chasing him around to vomit some of what he ate in the other lootology.

missimelda01:
Please I'm looking for a male virgin around the age of 30, must be interested in a relationship that would lead to marriage

Aunty me!