₦airaland Forum

Mysticwebb:
Buhari from the land of the dead, sees in spirit. The[b] man just signs everything brought to his table without reading through to make corrections.[/b] He is as lazy as those writing speeches for him. Only good in sleeping all day, bed wetting as he likes haven lost control of all his muscles and brain.

How persin wen dey lifeless get brain do that

That looks like the firth and sixth floor. Dem wen hid wetin dem don't chop. That place was under renovation before the lockdown. The stealing going on this period is gargantuan.

copiescopy:
No police, No Military, No Media just an order, and No noise about police harrassment. that is Dubai for you

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrainandMoney/status/1243588351409750029

Because if you disobey, you will be find.

The biggest trouble Trump is facing is from his own people. The mainstream media had turn mist people against him. Even at that, the guy is still forging ahead. Doing his best for his country.

This one don see who kill am belle

sapientia:
Wole was wise.

Before before

Though not proven.

No wise man will ever have hope on Buhari.

So Wole is not wise anything.

He deserves everything Garba told him.

Two gallons of origin bitter for you

meanwhile some is sharing one loaf of bread for a whole building somewhere

The idiot in aso rock called chad "small chad"/ The same small chad is dealing with BH while the idiotic bubu is pampering them

This man is not only a a shameless lair, he is also brainless

Coming to Nigeria to do what? That is how this idiots who call themselves leader will be selling us out

SweetCunt97:
Cute family. But why will anyone try to dissuade anyone from marrying who their heart chooses? No one has that right actually. Let them take that decision, if it works out, fine and good but if it doesn't, they learn from it.

No body try to dissuade peter from marrying her. She came wanting to be the boss, Jude with the help of Paul resisted. She decided to take her husband away from them.

PlateauNews:
WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR YOUR STATE AND COUNTRY?!
- Dr Daniel Meshak
JUTH

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10222497342002883&id=1250013493

What has my state and country done for??

Yahoo yahoo people!! Just watch, they will soon announce how many billions use for thus thing

Ogbeni prof, bahuri is a confirmed idiot and brainless, and if you are as brainless as buhari, totsl lockdowm is the way to go

GOFRONT:
They said no cure....... No vaccine....

Those recovering from Covid-19 how manage?

The virus run it course. If a person is strong enough and had quick help that prevent serous damage, that person will survive.

So buhari and Abba kyari time never come

Wetin this guy dey work?

SinisterX:
Coronavirus: A Facebook User’s Experience Of Getting Tested In Abuja

ATTENTION: PRESIDENCY & FED. MINISTRY OF HEALTH

To tell you the truth, NCDC can't do anything for you because they are not ready.
All this PR they are doing they are assuming people will not try that's why.
On Wednesday (25/03/2020) I and a colleague of mine decided we want to be sure of our status before going into #selfisolation.

So we went through the following steps

1. We called the toll free line and after all the normal recorded stories, when we chose to speak to an agent they end the call.

2. We went to University of Abuja Teaching Hospital, Gwagwalada, they told us they don't do testing there, that the hospital is only an isolation center. They refer us back to NCDC office in town, told us that's where testing lab is.

3. We drove to NCDC office at Jabi. There are two NCDC offices there in close proximity. The first office told us they don't do testing but they directed us to the second office saying that's where testing is handled.

4. The second office too absolved themselves of that responsibility and directed us to NCDC National Reference Laboratory, Gaduwa.

5. We visited the NCDC NRL. On getting there, the security at the gate informed us that a lot of people were there too earlier in the day and were turned away. That they don't do testing for individuals unless your state took your sample and submit to them.

6.They refer us to a circular posted at the gate and told us to contact the FCT Epidemiology team lead on COVID-19.

7. When I called him I introduced myself by name and then asked him if he's the FCT team lead on this issue. He answered yes. I then asked him how do I go about getting tested. He asked who are you? Who gave you my number? I told him I'm an Abuja resident and his number is on a circular at the NCDC office. He told us he doesn't know. He said we should go to NCDC. I told him but they referred us to you. He was silent. I then asked him to advise us. He told us to go to "National Health Disease Control" which doesn't exist.

I will send a copy of the circular to this forum.

Obviously they are doing selective testing which is dangerous.

It means a lot of people might have been infected already but for lack of testing they are moving about infecting others.

While the information from the official channels are saying people are not coming forth, the truth is that people are going but are been turned away.

And I know because I was turned away first hand.

It also tells you that either the NCDC are lying to us or they are not coordinated at all. How will you explain three branches of the office each denying responsibility and pointing us to the next instead of just explaining to us the laid down procedures by the NCDC

https://m.facebook.com/673827759324224/posts/3897292313644403/

The last guy you called and asked for who you are and how you got his number should tell you that if you are a nobody, no testing for you. Only the rich and influential are getting response from that stupid agency in charge of disease control.

Onebottle:
Na mumu you be this man

Na APC and zombies worst pass

A picture of buhari in the office means he is back to work? Mumu kill all of una. This is for optics. To disperse the rumors of his sickness. There is a report that he is been coughing.

qualityovenbake:
Some humans just like cashing out on peoples agony.

Actually, buhari, lie Muhammad and all the zombies defending nonsense since the inception of this administration need to die by this virus.. Maybe the next person to be elected will have sense

Commentor:
Mumu talk.

how e take be mumu talk??

people dey talk corona, this one dey dey dance

4) Carrying only 2 passengers per seat.
Who is going to listen to that line? Both lagosians and transporters

SR with her stupid sensationalism. Publishing an unverified story.

SirVintageCock:
This is not adding up.
He didn't attend any social gathering but he shook the hands of Bauchi state governor at a meeting. The governor who is already under isolation waiting patiently for the outcome of his own test.

Not adding up at all.
Too watery.

They met on the plane to abuja. What is not adding up ?

[quote author=Ayoefa post=87695034][/quote]Your mumu plenty pass as u think am. Get well soon

Ayoefa:
Sure some IPOB retards will still find a way to blame Buhari for this one too. Even when Trump lies, they it on Buhari. Buunch of retards.

Wryin dey go this one?? Ns Trump be your problem?? Is trump your president? Instead make u face wetin deg your front, u dey here do 30k mumu.

domchike:
God save us o
I pray this never enter Nigeria

Wetin don't enter finish?

Stupid boy! Mumu for life. Go dey follow ashawo drag. Person wen dem suppose donate for covid-19/research

Judybash93:
How far with Zara Buhari na?

She is positive that is she is not tweeting. Not Garba issuing press release about the daughter of the president being hale

God man!! Buhari go hide him pikin for aso rock dey talk self quarantine. Useless president!