Omakraid:

While some babies poo very often, babies who don't poo often like yours are also very normal ma. Keep taking fruits and enough water.. Continue to give him water too so that when he eventually wants to poo, it won't be too strenuous for him..
Eating well, farting well, playing well and urinating well shows he's fine.

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

Fineman2:
My name is Dora.

I am 35 years old and everybody keeps reminding me that age is no longer on my side.

My fiance and I have been dating for more than one year and we are getting married soon.

My fiance is 40 years old and he has never been married.

The relationship was really good when we started but now that our wedding is in a few weeks time, he has shown how controlling he can be.

From the choice of the wedding dress, to the bridesmaids selection, to the colour of the day, he wants to be in charge.

He also wants his mum to buy the cloth for our engagement as well as buy our wedding ring.

He does whatever his family says without seeking my opinion and it almost seems as if I am not the one getting married.

I told my parents about how this makes me feel and they just asked me to endure because I am getting older but I really fear for what is going to happen after the wedding.

Are these not red flags I should run from?

I am confused, please advise me.

Aconcagua:
Hello esteemed Nairalanders in the property and other sections:

Please I need your informed suggestions on the best areas within Lagos where I can currently get a half plot of land for 15 - 25million Naira. I am particularly looking at areas with the following features:

- Great Security (very low armed robbery incidence rates, low concentration of louts)
- Decent phcn power (at least 10 - 15hours daily)
- Nearness to social facilities like shopping malls, supermarkets, nice relaxation spots etc
- Non-swampy or prone to flooding

The areas I'm considering that fit the above requirements are Ogudu, Ogba, Isheri-Olowora axis, Ikate, Argungi or any area on the island not beyond Chevron.

Please advise whether and where I can get a half plot of land within the stated budget in these areas or any other area in Lagos that you know is also suitable. Note that Ibafo-Mowe (distance), OPIC estate (flooding), Ikorodu, Iyana-Ipaja/Egbeda/Alimosho (distance), Lagos Island (louts), Ajah (poor security and distance), Agege/Iju/Agbado/Abule-egba axis (poor roads and louts) are out of my consideration due to the various factors already highlighted.

Appreciate your responses!

Pls help a brother's 2022 housing ministry and move to the promised land

Simeonee111:


Then you have no right to say anything

We in Kogi know what he's doing compared to our previous Governors

jackmartial:
I am in need of baskets to be used for hampers, pls if you know where I can get at a very cheap rate I will be most grateful, my location is Enugu.

Demzlent:



Yes I informed her,my parents are even aware. They are giving their moral and even material support for my ministry, the building we want to use is even given to me by my dad
One thing I noticed about my wife is that she loves our present Church so much

biacan:
They only keep quiet on the outside but open up a bit on the inside..... ladies will do what ever it takes to save their marriage... While men won't hesitate to use every kobo they spend on you and call you names.... how I feed you,clothed you,buy you with my money ,I picked you from the street blah blah blah blah blah Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww I wish we can have a free world without men it will definitely be a wonderful place to stay cause 99% of the problems humans are facing today are been created by men.....

TechGod:
@poster you're a naive fool and you will die of stupidity. you're a complete fool. A sex doll does possess a soul, so tell me how a demon can possess what doesn't have a soul? Why are blacks so stupid like this for Christ sake. I wish I can see you so I will slap this nonsense mentality out of your head. it's like saying a demon can possess your cup and plate and pot and spoon. just listen to yourself you stupid slowpoke. I pity for stupid black people like you who gat no clue as to what this world is really about. idiot

Donjazzy12:

We are no longer interested in your rotten pussys! Go and Bleep yourself. #Onsexdollswestand. God has finally answers the prayers of men!

seyi360:
SEX DOLLS : The world is in trouble
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The kingdom of darkness will stop at nothing in their aggressive pursuit to enslave the souls of men.

The invention of sex dolls or sex machines is an unmistakable proof that the world is in big trouble.

For all those unsuspecting and undiscerning men and women who considers this as just another tool meant render prostitutes jobless, there is more to this than meets the eye.

Sex has been the most potent and result yielding tool deployed by the enemy of man's soul to captivate, torture and neutralize his destiny.

A sex doll at the moment costs about N800,000 which is considered to be on the high side. The real war starts when it becomes affordable to many.

With the invention and acceptance of sex dolls across the world , the fallouts listed below becomes inevitable.

(1) Sex becomes accessible without a human partner.

(2) Commercial sex workers are most likely going out of business.

(3) Reduction in sexually transmitted diseases.

(4) Brothel owners will replace sex workers with sex dolls.

(5) One more excuse to stay single as the dolls are built to meet biological needs.

(6) Reduction in unwanted pregnancies.

To the Spiritually discerning;

(7) These dolls are an access gate for fresh sex demons to penetrate the human race.

( These dolls provide a comfortable place of abode for sex demon(s)

(9) These sex dolls will introduce STDs that cannot be detected by medical laboratories.

(10) These dolls will fast become sex shrines demanding sexual inter course as a form of sex worship from their owners and those who patronise them as the case may be.

(11) The demons living in these sex dolls will spiritually remote control the lives of their owners or customers as the case may be.

(12) These sex dolls will not only engage in physical sexual activities with their customers or owners, they will extend their services to the dream world.

(13) Spirit wives and husbands will rise astronomically

(14) Sex addiction will be on the rise

(15) Marriage to sex dolls.

In the end, this is an invitation to the accelerated destruction of stars and destinies of humanity.

The world is clearly in trouble, watch and pray.

Acidosis:
lol, see my area oo

The demolition going on there is massive.. I really hope the Governor would do something about that road as quick as possible. It is not enough to pull down buildings, construct the terrible road and compensate the affected. If this demolition ever extends to Ajuwon or Akute, it will take massive rigging for APC to win any election again in Ogun state. Over 4 churches and mosques have been pulled down already.. By the time Amosun extends this to Akute and Ajuwon, UBA, FCMB, Sterling, FirstBank and some of the best schools around should get ready to count their losses..

Orobo2Lekpa:
Some People take more 10 years to complete ACCA/ACA that when they finish, they are Shattered Accountants

dalaman:


You keep buttressing my point. Zuckerberg isn't omnipotent. Wikipedia and the media tells us about his ownership of Facebook because they know that he is very limited. Your imaginary God is claimed to be omnipotent and wants people to know that he exist. Not just that he wants people to know about his special place and message for them and wants to be in a personal relationship with them. Yet it is only incompetent and empty people like you that are always telling people about him and using ancient books to make its case for it, for an alleged God that is real, alive, all powerful and wants people to know about its existence and be in a relationship with it. Only an imaginary God will do that.

engrdubem:
Please am in diaspora,can I get a link for daily prayer points. Dm me .

tuscani:
I don't know this number, please I sent you an email request, kindly respond so that I can send you my Watsapp contact. Thank you very much

coolshegs10:


Please I need the soft copy for a friend in Egypt.

tuscani:
.. +353899820021

playboy99:
can I get it also plssssss

tuscani:
can I print this leaflet off from MFM website ? Or were can I print it

kevoh:

I am inches away from sending you back to school to go and learn basic reproduction process in biology. His father could be a Roman soldier, a young sharp Nazarene or even Mr. Joseph the carpenter himself. Not all bastards know the name of their biological father but all bastards are a product of sperm, produced by a man, which fertilizes the mother's egg. Jon snow is/was a bastard who knows his real father chew on that!

kevoh:

Jon snow is universally known too and has his fans.


Jesus was also sexually conceived same as Jon snow. If you believed that crap that Mary got pregnant without f**!n* someone, then be ready to accept it when your daughter (or any other young girl) fornicates, gets pregnant and tells you it was Yahweh that impregnated her


This has been answered already.

jonbellion:
jon snow is the prince that was promised. The song if ice and fire and the one to come and save us from the long night

GodsMopol:

what about Saul and the prodigal Son, what was their punishment

You mean God still remember our sin, so grace is what

Isaiah 43:25 I, even I, am he that blotteth out thy transgressions for mine own sake, and will not remember thy sins.

2 Corinthians 5:19 To wit, that God was in Christ, reconciling the world unto himself, not imputing their trespasses unto them; and hath committed unto us the word of reconciliation.

Hebrews 10:17 And their sins and iniquities will I remember no more.


Luke 15:20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.

1 Timothy 1:12 And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry; 1:13 Who was before a blasphemer, and a persecutor, and injurious: but I obtained mercy, because I did it ignorantly in unbelief.


I rest my case

jonbellion:
Jesus was born of a virgin Jon snow was born of a prince
Jon snow died and rose again with proof
Jon snow killed a white walker Jesus was killed by a couple of nails and shiit
Jon snow is the prince that was promised Jesus was the messaih the hews rejected
Jon snow is ice and fire. Jesus is just Jewish
Jon snow united the wildlings. Jesus divided his people in just few years of his ministry
Jon snow can warg (I think). Jesus insulted a tree
Jon snow is the king in the north despite his bastard status(which he's not anyways). Jesus is also a bastard(he was born out of wedlock) but he he was just the wannabe king of the Jews
Jon snow has a fukking direwolf! Jesus rode a donkey
Jon snow knows nothing
Your true lord and saviour

Creaty:


Thanks love this.

Have prayed and fasted and I still feel God havn't forgiven me. I still feel like I can amount to anything goo in life. Still feel very bad. Im losing weight as well

Creaty:
Please I will point them out blank. I'm not a writer but when am at peace with myself. I can do better than this. Pls NOTE. I would have love to use my handle but it will turn to tribalism and not always happy to see nairalanders with so much hatred. Not an active members do but I login almost every hours to read post and comments.

I'm a recent graduate n also an ex Corp. Things are not working for me at all. I'm close to 30 and can't boost of 1k or any investment or so. I am very broke as well. I'm really a very good person according to my friends and people around me but inside me I know am a scammer, liar, fornicator, dubious being, and a so many bad things. I'm not a saint at all but people don't really know the real me.

Do you really think I can amount to anything good in Life. Do you think God can forgive me. I have tried all my best to pray and fast but things aren't changing for my Good. I lost friends and trust in people just cos of money or so. I'm currently in debt of 180k. I will list some of my Bads and I do have foolish reasons to back up my point. Practically am not a bad person but I have bad intentions.

My Bads

1. I'm a fornicator, I sleep with girls and I have 4 constant bed mate and a girl friend.

Reasons: I love my girl friend but she sometimes misbehave an act funny. It was a set free relationship and I discovered she's always into her ex and I asked what does he give u dat and I don't. Note she has never asked me for a penny before so she ain't a gold digger. I tot about it thinking maybe it's sex then I decide to hav my way and she claims she's a virgin dats why I stayed back den n I never cheated or have any bed mat den. But when I played my ways into her but romancing and making funny steps to get into her panties. The moment I inserted my **** into her ****** it's was so free n not traces of blood. She was surprised and I didn't see it as nothing tho but her behaviour sometimes mak me feels I need to sex her to make her more attached to me. And she always refuse and since the day my ***//* enters her ***//// my desire for sex increase an I decide to give it to oda girls. Wish leads to my current situation.

2. Scammers: Sometimes last 5 years ago, I was into sport betting gambling. I'm really lucky and makes good profit tru it but a guy introduce me to fixed match of wish I paid him and he scammed me of 30k and I lost 20k to play the game too. I was so down cos I used all I have on me. I was broke and decides to revenge. I created my own BBMC and scammed like 10 people of 10, 5k an I think I made 100 or so den n I deleted the BBMC. I have their names and amount paid to me. I have promise myself to make all wrong rights whenever am gallant.

3. Liar: I can lie for Africa but I don't go yahoo or into any fraud except above mentioned. But I can manipulate my ways to get things from girls and so on. I think I opt out or decide not to to yahoo becos I have never fall victims. I know myself if I hav fall I would have done it and make it big cos I know how it works.

Believe me I do pray to God fo forgiveness and anytime I indulge in any stupid act. I'm always scared and feel bad but the fact It is been done to me before makes it easier for me to let go. But I know I have a heart and I cares becos I give out a lot. I help people and friends from same bet and scam money. I love to see people around me happy.

My Problem;

Things aren't really working for me and I always feel bad whenever I remember my past. Sometimes I cried out my eyes pleading unto God. I want God to forgive me. I just don know where to start from. I'm in debt and needs to clear it and start my life afresh. I know have hurt people but I can repay them back if I really have the money. I have attended some many interviews and nothing to show for it. Things are not just working. I keep on reading Bible but every time I used to feel unhappy. That God has really giving up on me. I can't think straight for past few years I don't sleep at night always thinking how to get out of this mess.


Note: I decide to write like this because I have many close friends here on Nl and some might get to know or relate this to me through my writing skills. I was once a editor in my sec, and uni days.

Nairalanders Pls what can I do to get back on track. What's are the steps I need to take in Life. I want God's favour to speak for me wherever I go. I need his mercy to purge me out. I need his grace to standsout.

Please don't just scold me, Pls kindly help me solutions too. I know many people will bash, hit and curse m. Just please assist me with solutions too.

Things I find difficult to stop right now is sport betting, fornication, and lieing. I still feel bad and I wish I can stop.

Things I don't do. Scamming I have stop it ever since den.

Things am planning to do and wish I always feel bad and remorse are Yahoo yahoo or committing suicide Cos pain is just too much..

Thanks am so sorry to bother yoh

Destined2win:
One of the reasons why I come here is because I desire to learn from people who are already in the 'business' of marriage. This is borne out of a dream to have an exceptional home; a marriage where I will smile all day because I am married; a marriage where the blessings of marriage surround me. I know I am not alone in this as there are a lot of young men like me who have such desires in their heart.

So if you are married and your opinion is being sought, it is because we don't wanna make mistakes. We want to know what works and what doesn't work.

Supposing you have a son or daughter who desires to get married or is about to get married and you want that child's marriage to succeed, what will be your greatest advise to that child of yours?

Please tell stories where applicable.

Thanks!

yomi007k:


So u prefer dey get married n later get a divorce?


I don't concur. If it was me, I wud postpone the wedding.

ymimiz:
hot as hell

ontiah:
Bobrisky Is currently in America For Butt Surgery...Says he want to look more sexy as a big ass woman.

Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju aka Oshey Baddest aka King of Snapchat aka Nigerian Barbie aka Bobrisky ,Nigerian model & Nigerian music promoter talks about butt surgery & butt lift on snapchat in Hollywood USA.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1WCocRcQiQ

Bobrisky is known for her famous twerking skills so Bobrisky Saod he will start charging N10k a month 10,000 naira a month to view her on snap chat..... no more freebies guys.

Bobrisky will no longer offer free viewing of her snapchat starting August 15, 2017.
10,000 Naira MONTHLY.

what do you think? Comment below o!