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Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Beaten Rihanna by ayobase(m): 3:13pm On Mar 27, 2009
that was more than OMG!!!
Celebrities › Re: Mya Vs Ashanti by ayobase(m): 3:10pm On Mar 27, 2009
Ashanti is still the mama sha!!
Celebrities › Re: 9ice's Wife Abandon Usa For 9ja by ayobase(m): 3:01pm On Mar 27, 2009
#Darne
Im so disappointed in U
what id the benefit of this thread?
to gossip?
Whatever!!

#i_Laugh
U still remain that same guy.
everywhere n!

#SeanT21
U be original bad belle.


9ice no mind bad belle jare.
everybody has his/her ups and downs.
u will get thru anything!!!
Celebrities › Re: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by ayobase(m): 2:53pm On Mar 27, 2009
What about Fatai Rolling Dollar.
aint he overrated?
Celebrities › by ayobase(op):
Romance › Re: Is A Woman Incomplete Without A Man? by ayobase(m): 1:08pm On Mar 17, 2009
A man is incomplete without a woman and vice versa.

where are u coming from lady?
Are u thinking of a woman being
incomplete witout a woman?

Hmmmmm!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Any Nigerian Pastor Reject A 10 Billion Naira Bribe ? by ayobase(m): 12:03pm On Mar 17, 2009
yes, there are men of God
i will lay my life for as far
as this concerned.

W.F Kumuyi
D.K Olukoya
E.A Adeboye
Abioye
Akande


money is another form is welcomed,
but bribe in any way?

NO WAY!!!!
Romance › Re: My Bf's Mum's Terminally Ill: How Do I Console Him? by ayobase(m): 11:47am On Mar 17, 2009
U just need to be very close to him
u are not expected to talk much
just always be there to cheer him up.
do what he thinks he will like!

U can create time to go visit the mum
in the hospital with some gifts.

Ok?
Politics › Re: Ibadan Residents Panic Over Robbery Attacks by ayobase(m): 10:29am On Mar 17, 2009
they are only
trying to cut theirs
portion of the
national cake,

but y Ibadan?

The Governor should answer that!!
Career › Re: What Next After A 3rd Class From University? by ayobase(m): 1:20pm On Mar 14, 2009
Go for certified programmes.
then ur masters,go to UK
if u are capable.

One thing, learn from ur mistakes.
start reading books.
*richest man in babylon
*rich dad and poor dad

there are many of em!!
Programming › Re: Local Software Piracy (Otigba Boys) - The Way Forward by ayobase(m): 12:39pm On Mar 14, 2009
thats nice to hear from u!!
But what do think will
be happening if there aint
pirated software?

We are all still making it
hard to even put food on
the table.

I use pirated software, yes!
who is there that has never
used one in his lifetime?
let me see ur hand in the air!!!
Politics › Re: Igp Proposes Gsm Subscribers Bill by ayobase(m): 12:25am On Mar 14, 2009
a good idea if
not for selfish purpose
as per,
Politics › Re: CAN Wants Nigerians To Carry Arms (Religious Crisis) by ayobase(m): 12:14am On Mar 14, 2009
#Brein

U no fit shout true true oo
after 3 KIDS don ready to
blow off heads innocently!!
Autos › Re: Want To Purchase A Bulldozer Need Help by ayobase(m): 7:11pm On Mar 12, 2009
already gotten?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Traffic Rules by ayobase(m): 6:39pm On Mar 12, 2009
End Of Discussion!!
Sports › Re: Thirteen Fans Of Nigerian Club Gunned Down by ayobase(m): 6:19pm On Mar 12, 2009
MAY THEY RIP
Romance › Re: The Girl I Want To Marry Is SS: I'm Dying Inside by ayobase(m): 6:17pm On Mar 12, 2009
this is one of those risky games!!!!
It might not be easy,

It is just 50-50
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by ayobase(m): 6:13pm On Mar 12, 2009
Some Ladies could be stupid sha.
Is it not glaring that he doesnt love
he just need sex and u play mumu.

How old are u even?
Sorry ooo,take care of ur
sickness oo!!!

U have to go for check upS
against HIV!!
Family › Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by ayobase(m): 5:56pm On Mar 12, 2009
it is high time
u drove her nut also.

You want a baby!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Judas Iscariot - Hero Or Villian? by ayobase(m): 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2009
still on this issue?
Career › Re: Lagos Is Worst Place To Work! by ayobase(m): 5:47pm On Mar 12, 2009
#Nkeirubaby

Give me ur WHYs
The Overpopulation?
Business › Re: Any Hope For The Naira? by ayobase(m): 5:08pm On Mar 12, 2009
Well there must be hope
it is to my disadvantage
here in Naija if Dollar
keep appreciating.

But their prayers there is
Contradicting we here.
A naija based in USA is getting
richer each day.

MAGA DON PAY OO!!!
Politics › Re: $1.6b Fraud: Efcc Arrests Vaswani Brothers Again by ayobase(m): 5:06pm On Mar 12, 2009
MONEY DEY NAIJA OO!!
NA IGNORANCE DEY CARRY
POEPLE COMOT OO!!!
Politics › Re: Fashola, Computer Village Reach Agreement- To Move In December by ayobase(m): 5:03pm On Mar 12, 2009
Transportation will be
a problem for that location
habitating COMPUTER VILLAGE.

Constrution is road is essential.
learnt that an overhead bridge
there at Sango Junction was abandoned
and this has been causing heavy traffic.
Family › Re: Divorce Proceedings 2 Months Into A Marriage. by ayobase(m): 4:06pm On Mar 12, 2009
Some guys could just be stupid.
Is love still blind to some poeple?
HABA, that man must be a stupid one.
With the facts of everything that happened
before the marriage!!


What God had joined together,
let no man put assunder!!!

IM OUT.
PEACE!!!!

Just keep praying!!
Career › Re: Maths Or Economics: Which Is Better For Nigerian Job Market? by ayobase(m): 4:05pm On Mar 12, 2009
Just go for Maths/Econs course.
That should be the best for u!!
Career › Re: Lagos Is Worst Place To Work! by ayobase(m): 3:59pm On Mar 12, 2009
Lagos is still the best place for me.
I have tasted Lagos and
now I am tasting Abuja.
The differences are there.

Make ur money in Lagos
and U will have enough
left at the end of the month.
In a nutshell, life is
manageable in Lagos
than Abuja.

Lagos is a place where ur
rate of hussling is directly proportional
to the money u make.

Lagos-----Center Of Excellence!!




Humour abounds amid Lagos chaos
BBC, Saturday October 28

LAGOS - Nigeria is Africa 's most populous country and has the potential to
be one of the richest, but has been plagued by corruption since independence
in 1960. But as our correspondent found on a visit to the sprawling city of
Lagos, there's another side to life - the unfailing humour with which
Nigerians confront the trials of daily living.
It happened as the aircraft was about to lift off. A muffled explosion
followed by a grating, turbulent sound, rather like a dishwasher gone
berserk.
We were flung forward as engines were reversed, brakes slammed on.
The ornate red hat of the podgy man next to me went flying down the
cabin, closely followed by a pile of newspapers, a handbag and, the most
strange sight of all, a carton of washing powder.
My friend Ibim, a local journalist intent on showing me what she called
"the real Nigeria " far away from Lagos , grabbed my thigh in a blood-stopping
clasp. We came to a halt, slightly skewed, not far from the end of the
runway.
What was most impressive about the incident at Lagos airport - besides
the split second decision making of the pilot - was the behaviour of those
on board.
Lagos is one of those places where you wonder just how anything manages
to function
No screams, no tears. A shrugging of shoulders - and then, chuckles and
laughter.
"You see," said Ibim. "We Nigerians can take anything."
It is as if locals combat the haphazard, often frightening world they
inhabit with bellyfuls of humour.
"Welcome to Nigeria , the happiest country in Africa " says the sign at
the airport - while another carries a more worrying message - "Mind the
Roof", it says.
We limped back to the terminal. The pilot - he had a Russian accent -
announced that there had been what he called a "bird strike".
Lagos buses carry messages as well as people around the city
It must have been some bird. After inspection, one of the two engines
was found to be more or less wrecked.
Lagos is one of those places where you wonder just how anything manages
to function. It is a city of, well, no-one is entirely sure of the
population, but estimates vary between 13-15 million.
Built on a swamp and a series of islands, it is sinking. There is no
mass transit system, no proper sewage network, drinking water for only a
small portion of the city, and a power supply that is more off than on.
All this in a country which is one of the world's biggest oil producers
but where the majority live in poverty. Nigeria recently celebrated 46 years
of independence. Reading the newspapers was a sad business.
"Where did we go wrong?" they asked. Education and health systems which
were among the best in Africa , in shambles.
For years the state coffers have been pillaged by the privileged few:
again the figures vary widely, but there is no doubt billions of pounds have
"gone missing" from state funds over the years.
And yet - amid all the chaos, the potholes and the blackouts - there is
a vibrant energy about Lagos , a sense of living on the edge and again, that
humour.
Sit in a Lagos traffic jam and look at the dented, people-crammed yellow
buses that limp and belch their way round the city. All seem to have
messages elegantly written on them. "Such is Life" says one. "No Tension"
says another - horn blaring.
And - painted on the side of a particularly rusty, blue-smoking,
smashed-up-looking bus, my favourite, thought provoking, message: "The
downfall of man is not the end of his life."
In 1991, the capital was moved from Lagos to the far more orderly, new
city of Abuja in the centre of the country. All over Lagos there are the
abandoned, ugly hulks of what were once central government offices and
ministries.
But each weekend officials scurry back from Abuja to this sinking city
by the sea, seeming to crave its chaos and its madness.
Such is the state of Lagos traffic - it is not unusual for people to
spend six hours a day getting to and from work - that many people do not go
shopping, rather the shops come to them.
Lagos , despite its problems, is a 'vibrant' city
You can buy everything you need from hawkers who patrol the queues of
buses, cars and trucks.
Need a curtain rail? No problem, just wind down the car window.
A mirror? Your groceries? A book, chair or a lampshade? It is all there,
in the midst of the choking traffic. One man even had armfuls of toilet
seats on offer.
One of the more important roadside industries is the manufacture of
formidable looking iron doors and gates. The wealthy of Lagos live in
fortresses - high walls topped with rolls of razor wire. Armed guards.
Surveillance cameras.
But then, there is the other side of life. One of the most vibrant music
scenes in Africa . Churches of every description side by side with mosques. A
strong literary culture.
Back at the airport there is an announcement.
"The replacement aircraft is being serviced" said a cheery voice.
"You'll be on your way just as soon as we've put the plane back together
again."
Ibim and I - and the other passengers - collapsed in fits of
thigh-grabbing, shoulder-thumping laughter.
We did get there in the end.


Kind regards
Family › Re: Divorce Proceedings 2 Months Into A Marriage. by ayobase(m): 3:58pm On Mar 12, 2009
Some guys could just be stupid.
Is love still blind to some poeple?
HABA, that man must be a stupid one.
With the facts of everything that happened
before the marriage!!


What God had joined together,
let no man put assunder!!!

IM OUT.
PEACE!!!!

Just keep praying!!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Question For Tithe Payers by ayobase(m): 6:24pm On Mar 05, 2009
I rest my case here
Family › Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by ayobase(m): 6:10pm On Mar 05, 2009
I can see
all what I have
observed about
you towards her
is BAEUTY!
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do Igbo Artistes Sing In Yoruba? by ayobase(m): 6:00pm On Mar 05, 2009
case closed on this!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Judas Iscariot - Hero Or Villian? by ayobase(m): 5:30pm On Mar 05, 2009
no mind the,

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