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Health › Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by Aystarz: 6:58am On Apr 06, 2020
chefremy:
I dont get why everyone is angry about her having a party, its their lives naa, fine she went against what she preached so, was she the first person to do that? Besides who knows if there is even one coronavirus case in Nigeria.
This is by far the dumbest comment on front page today. Man, how do you live with yourself!
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Recovers, Tests Negative For Coronavirus by Aystarz: 6:27am On Apr 06, 2020
Yanmiriflathead:
Idiot.. God Actually Humbled Him For Labelling The Virus An APC Virus. Ironically He Received Treatments From An APC State.
Must you people see every situation and its players from the angle of politics? This one even had the nerve to throw God into the mix. Shameless!
Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by Aystarz: 8:28am On Apr 04, 2020
whytediamond:
What guys do for money mheenn cry
You mean what humans do for money. As I type, somewhere in Dubai, some lady is eating poo right from an Arab man's anus.



All for money
Romance › Re: Most Sensitive Areas Of A Female's Body(pix) by Aystarz: 6:43am On Apr 04, 2020
obiekunie2:
the thing with the clit is - touching or licking it anyhow can turn majority of them off but playing with those lighted areas can actually blow them out like a bomb in less then 10 minutes.

BUT, u have to knw the rules in caressing those areas.








caressing those areas absent minded like u dont knw u r setting her on fire by doing it sweetly gentle like u r using a feather.

lightly kissing that area above the pubic can get her dripping wet and very Hot.


if u now want to make her ur slave, in that any time you call, she will answer u - discuss money and her needs while u r on it - start an argument with her on how much alert u will send her later - make sure the alert will be close to what she is asking but not very close. for instance, if she is asking for 50k, tell her u can only send her 30k let the argument be about that level while u r working those highlighted areas.

she will cum 4 times before you even pull your trousers.


JUST MAKE SURE YOU SEND HER WHATEVER FIGURE YOU BOTH AGREED AT LAST.


sugar zaddies rock! cool

if u know u know. cheesy grin
This dude is a master of the art.
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Aystarz: 6:23am On Apr 04, 2020
Allsingles:
Make up is a scam.
Women have in so many places scammed men into Marriage with make up.
And I wonder why they act broken when they see the same man, on realizing this deception and his foolery, begins to cheat on them in marriage. Karma knows everybody's address.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 2 More Deaths And 20 New Cases, Total Now 210 (NCDC) by Aystarz:
Macsjebs:
Boss, I owe you a bottle of oil perfume for this

The rate at which they are forming nationwide accurate record keeper is strange, this people are already making a joke of this

It won't be funny once the deadline for the lockdown elapses, figures of recoveries doesn't even match new cases
We will need smart investigative journalism to expose the antics of the NCDC and their cohorts'. Someone needs to smoke them out and expose them for the fraud that they are, but where are the journalists?? Most of them are nothing but brown envelope-grubbing dummies. Corrupt lots.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 2 More Deaths And 20 New Cases, Total Now 210 (NCDC) by Aystarz: 5:51am On Apr 04, 2020
BluntTheApostle:
They give it per day.

So, it is best to wait around this time to give the number of confirmed cases for the day.
Why wait till the end of the day? Other countries have been giving real-time information - blow to blow accounts - with regard to their confirmed cases and mortality, but Nigeriahuh Alas Nigeria always has to be annoyingly different.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 2 More Deaths And 20 New Cases, Total Now 210 (NCDC) by Aystarz: 5:49am On Apr 04, 2020
BluntTheApostle:
They give it per day.

So, it is best to wait around this time to give the number of confirmed cases for the day.
Why wait till the end of the day? Other countries give real-time information with regards to the confirmed cases, but Nigeria always have to be annoyingly different.
Politics › Re: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by Aystarz: 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2020
"It is what it is, and it ain't
nothin' else... Everything is
clearly, openly, plainly unsent and undelivered."
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by Aystarz: 10:41am On Apr 03, 2020
Bigjohn123:
I guess, this is a lesson ladies that go around with fraudsters without asking their source of income. As far they fly First Class, ride porch cars and stay in mansion.she should bear the consequence. Yeye they small
Which lessonhuh When ladies see stuff like this, they be like 'My case is different''. Nothing can kill their lust for yahooboys and dirty money.
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Oyo Might Go Czech Republic Way - Seyi Makinde by Aystarz: 10:30am On Apr 03, 2020
sammyj:
This man lacks deep thinking or does this implies that all Oyo state residents are already infected or sick huh Because from a professional point of views and recommendations from WHO and CDC only medical personnel and sick people should be wearing face masks!! cool
That you heard this from Mamora doesn't mean it is a professional point. Is your Mamora more health-inclined than the vast majority of medical personnels out there in Czech Republic? Please take a seat.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Government Facing Unprecedented Challenge by Aystarz: 10:11am On Apr 03, 2020
JAOS:
this administration is better than it would have been if it was the other party ruling
The fvck is wrong with you! What's the difference between a gorilla and a baboon?
Romance › Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by Aystarz: 8:00am On Apr 03, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Haba haba....not the pastor ooo.
I mean my ex after pastor and before I became celibate.
Got that?
grin
Jewessgratitudd:
Haba haba....not the pastor ooo.
I mean my ex after pastor and before I became celibate.
Got that?
Got it.
Romance › Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by Aystarz: 8:00am On Apr 03, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Haba haba....not the pastor ooo.
I mean my ex after pastor and before I became celibate.
Got that?
grin
Jewessgratitudd:
Haba haba....not the pastor ooo.
I mean my ex after pastor and before I became celibate.
Got that?
Got it. D;
Romance › Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by Aystarz: 1:10am On Apr 03, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Like I said, it not for singles. Its only for married couples.

Don't try this if you're not married.

That's the problem I'm having with my ex from years ago. Hes finding it difficult to move on.

Teamcelibate. cool
The stingy pastor??
Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Aystarz: 12:13am On Apr 03, 2020
24kmagic:
This is the best you could come up with? Were science students exempted from taking English classes in school? Instead of you to just stop at the normal "typo error" lie or add the "auto correct" lie, you resorted to insults.

No be you go run your mouth say you de do masters?

I honestly don't see how "running a master's program" relates with the topic of the thread.

One word --- Pride!
The girl dull no be small. Definitely an mgbeke.
Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Aystarz:
Everybody droppimg their grass to grace stories here like say Nigeria has stopped being the world's poverty capital. Biko, who come dey lament say hunger bad for this coro seasonhuh
Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Aystarz:
tommy589:
My mother to me,; You won't amount to anything in life.
I have disappointed her
Some mothers ehn. I wonder how many fathers can say this to their own son.
Crime › Re: Two Sentenced To Death For Killing Rofiat Damilola Adebisi, UNIOSUN Student by Aystarz: 11:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
ololadeajayi:
The most painful part is that no Governor will want to approve death sentences, hence they will rot in Jail
Silly Nigerian governors. They think murder is signing a ceiminal's death warrant, but siphoning taxpayers' money - a move which has claimed many more lives - isn't.

Dumb mofos in the 36 states plus the FCT
Crime › Re: Two Sentenced To Death For Killing Rofiat Damilola Adebisi, UNIOSUN Student by Aystarz:
ololadeajayi:
The most painful part is that no Governor will want to approve death sentences, hence they will rot in Jail
Silly Nigerian governors. They think murder is signing a criminal's death warrant, but siphoning taxpayers' money - a move which has claimed many more lives - isn't.

Dumb mofos in the 36 states plus the FCT
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by Aystarz: 11:41am On Apr 02, 2020
Chai NLanders Don cast oo. So most of una still dey live with your parents! Because if una dey pay rent, you go know say the Op's Landlord is in the right. The Op probably too never rented an apartment before until recently.
Education › Re: Names Of JAMB Candidates Involved In Exam Malpractice In 2020 UTME by Aystarz: 8:09am On Apr 02, 2020
LivingSage:
Logically, you're against this. Let's start from here, that's how they become thieves who loot our treasuries. Charity begins at home
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Good answer you gave that slowpoke.
Education › Re: Names Of JAMB Candidates Involved In Exam Malpractice In 2020 UTME by Aystarz: 8:00am On Apr 02, 2020
Angy55:
Publishing their names is very wrong.

This could lead to depression and then attempt to committing suicide for some if they see their names here.
If you don't want the shame, hey, don't play the game. Period
Politics › Re: Lockdown: FG Gives N20,000 To Poor Households In FCT by Aystarz: 4:44pm On Apr 01, 2020
EbonyHairNG:
why not use our bvn to transfer us this money so it can reach everyone who truly needs it
even if it's only 5000 each
They won't cause propaganda serves them better or at least that's what they think
Health › Re: Coronavirus: 381 Die In UK In 24 Hours by Aystarz: 11:47am On Apr 01, 2020
tillaman:
381 within 24hours and someone said US Recorded 700+ within 24 hours
Now this is getting more scary, I thought they said it doesn’t pose much risk to those without pre existing medical conditions
Omo this is Biological warfare no doubts
How come China is recovering all of a sudden and I think I read it somewhere that the virus has different strands
Those bat eaters better start talking abeg for love of mankind
Small thing the virus go just dey mutate. The world is in for a long thing.
Education › Re: Anambra Commences On Air Teaching Of Pupils, Students Today On ABS Radio 88.5FM by Aystarz: 11:34am On Apr 01, 2020
Glink2018:
You are lying. The two radio state you mentioned are private radio stations. So, why would a state that has its own radio station use privately and radio? State to broadcast its program....common sense is not common.
Get your facts right dude. The Lagos State Ministry of Education is very much involved in this initiative. Google is your friend.
Education › Re: Anambra Commences On Air Teaching Of Pupils, Students Today On ABS Radio 88.5FM by Aystarz: 8:07am On Apr 01, 2020
VAQAXY:
Anambra leads the rest of the pack. Truly the light of the entire black race
Lagos started this in the past week. For confirmation, just tune in to Nigeriainfo 99.3 or Wazobia TV from 10am to 12noon every weekday.
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by Aystarz: 8:01am On Apr 01, 2020
Kylekent59:
Very commendable. It is still better than not giving

A good move by the state governor .


Everyone on this thread should rebuke Perfectnumber6
I will not. That moniker speaks the truth, although harshly.
Politics › Re: Don’t Let ‘hunger Virus’ Kill Us, Residents Beg Wike by Aystarz: 7:44am On Apr 01, 2020
Humanoid01:
Only a tyrant speaks this way.
That tweet is low... I mean lower than low. Even Bubu wouldn't stoop this low! Terrible excuse of a leader.
Travel › Re: Coronavirus Lockdown: A Nairalander In Ireland Shares His Experience (Photos) by Aystarz: 2:07am On Apr 01, 2020
ismoney:
Irrespective of our present challenges as a country, I believe that Nigeria will be great again while I am alive. God bless Nigeria and grant our leaders wisdom to direct our affairs.
Yea, Nigeria will be great again. I seem to remember my Priamary school teacher echoing that same BS decades ago. But here we are now.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by Aystarz: 7:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
Badgers14:
AND offcourse the governor had to put up his picture in front of the bag grin grin

in as much as this was done in his government, this was not a personal donation rather dividends of democracy.. from the state coffers!!!
Nigerian politicians are like that; everyone of them trying to make you feel like they are doing you a favour out of the goodness of their hearts, but we all know say na wash.

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