₦airaland Forum

modath:
If twitter is ya thing @AmplifiedR is in the courtroom, will send the addy for the crate of cristal later, thank you will do for now..

hmnhmmm....

we Nigerians too know hence we voted for him ....saiBuhari!

Danfuster:
that's a papaya stem or stalk... That thing that holds out the leaf

oh we experimented with papaya ,bottles n all sorts of materials until 1 of us discovered that d blade BTW our fingers is a wonderful wind instrument n since then our musical lives have never been d same...

amicable09:
Lol.
We will start with the Nigerian guitar first.
Do you play any musical instrument?

celephone ...like saxophone ..an organic wind instrument we mischievously came up with in my high school...I can teach Yaani and Tee-mac ...and funny enough u can't find it anywhere in the world and it is in most places ...hahahaha

omenka:
Sheer devilry.

mischievously chuckling..

Even if CCB is reviewed, it won't retroactively favour saratif. CCB was formed before Saratif n he submitted himself to its laws then. So all these na story.

amicable09:
Lol. I was coming to say sth similar when I saw your post already.

I can't wait for you to sweep me off my feet with your songs and your fingers on the guitar strings! Imagine my mingled boo has never played me one simple line since the days of Methuselah that I've known him.

I'm already excited about the prospect of having cool songs played everyday for me *blushing*... in fact, I will pay your transport to and from the lesson centre back to back throughout the period of the lesson!

Ehen, bien! Adeaks ca va?

shebi if u kill me with laughter u go rest Spanish abi na Nigerian guitar sef?

omenka:
+1000,000,000,000Likes!!

it is an epic!

modath:
Baba thanks jare, even deeply traumatised and lashing out wailers on steroids can't "cyer bully" me, let alone that character!! I don't even get it, must everyone hold same opinion? To now think i'd back down cos of the insults? Hell effing never!! He must not know bout moi....

It's a forum, anyone that doesn't want his/her misrepresentation & outright falsehood punctured should go to diary!!

How ya doing ojare? How naija dey treat you?

bn on transit since yday hence my brief presence on NL especially today. Life is fair to me. I'm kicking fine . I'm sure you are too.

modath:
Your preferred candidate (s) won't get that pub sec position or any that has a specific person annointed..., abuse won't change nothing!!!! Whatever has changed hands, return.. venting on NL won't help your course either!!

Imagine the crap faulty thinking, you think all of NL are the type that don't know their right from left, don't pass sly insult, come direct!!


You only engage your like minds and your lapdogs... you know you can't engage me cos I see through all your crap and facade!!! Neither here nor there, anywhere belle face protection seeker!!! Mtcheew!!!

lapdogs on laptops.....lols. This weak character thinks everybody on NL is an unthinking saTANoid like him but when u come up with superior argument ehn, he feels u are taking the shine off him and usually adopts - insult, blackmail,lies and wailing- his regular trademark. He has no shame.

modath:
Plus that Femi Adesina ...

if Femi doesn't step up, he ll b changed.

modath:
Dear Bubu,

If Malami isn't effective/ efficiently doing his Job, remove and replace him..

The time of "My governors,ministers, aides or political opponents" impeded me is dead and gone!!! Excuses nor dey ooo!!


BTW, That Malami should leave Kogi politics and face his job!!! So many yam eaters are walking around and thumping their noses at the law, not acceptable!!!

malami n Arase don tire me jor

SamuelAnyawu:
Candidate? How? 3rd tenure?

for presidency.

modath:
Baba, Your last line brought back some nostalgic feelings, i could have traipsed to Aso Villa to drag Turai out by her hair or Hijab if it were possible for me, i was so mad with the way that woman was treating Jona.... Turai really tried it! Crazy woman.... & it's even funny now that the yoruba SNG that fought that battle have now been demonized by the people who didn't stand to be counted when it mattered... It's life sha.. Happy sunday..

same here Mo....I'm still brokenhearted that Jona bungled a lifetime opportunity of pioneering a new Nigeria despite all our 'ND' struggles . I made up mind to dissolve d marriage between me and Jona when Azazi was killed n Ibb took over; I knew Jona was just a package for the cabal. it was over n I thank God I, like millions of Nigerians, took that decision.

Sunday is great.

modath:
Someone mentioned that the ediots making most of these infantile comments aren't NECO/Jamb kids but real 40+ grown ups, I was so sad!!!

I won't lie, I do not like the practice cos apart from the eyesore it is, I've had two close shaves with them, once while been driven on Abj-Lkj while the Other was on airport road while I was at top speed, dem yeye cows just jump into the highway, Na God dat day..but I know it's not Buhari's fault so why the frenzy..

I always say something, all over the world, people's preferred candidates lose election but the losing side move on and regroup, Bubu recorded 3 back to back failures but he and his supporters didn't stay in one spot with a "woe is me" outlook!!!

Never seen a more grief stricken lots!!!

Some of us defending Buhari hemmm- sorry Nigeria -have had 1 or 2 bitter experiences with Fulani herdsmen long before Buhari came to power.

What we hate to see is when politicians ,and their hirelings too, whose unhealthy actions yesterday while in office sustained and still sustaining all that is wrong with our nation trying to hide under the dog of the name Fulani to pin the consequences of their actions on PMB in order to hang him politically when it is obvious an assassination, budget sabotage, or financial accountability smear campaigns won't work. Unless they can tell us God made a mistake creating PMB a fulani. PMB always condemn all the violence in the country and has ordered the security agencies to deal with any group unleashing pain and death on Nigeria irrespective of tribe or tongue. We shall continue to defend what we think is right as we fought for a sholess boy from Otuoke to fulfill his God given right of becoming the president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

buharisbae:
oh! my! so cute! *faints

lols

if Wike likes let him steal Rivers and say he used it to sponsor everybody to Heaven, na karma at work.

yanabasee:
Hmmm....

We all know that.. APC is synonymous as PDP... Without the factioned PDPn, APC wouldn't have had it ways....

I can remember fully... That the electioneering of PMB got higher waves when OBJ abandoned PDP and got heed to Buhari... Everybody on Nairaland joined Baba and Buhari and PDP was left to struggle alone...


Funniest thing is that, Nigerians will always support the wrong people... Even when those who made Nigeria a bad country flew to APC, Nigerians still support them....


Fact is... APC, (with the likes of OBJ, Tinubu and Amaechi,) will never make a party that will bring about change!

These set of people ruin Nigeria and merged themselves with the new party and suddenly became saints.... And has no bad records....

So EFCC wants to tell Nigerians that Amaechi has never tampered with national funds?

And why is Buhari's pursuit over Dansuki, based on the inappropriateness of funds that was used to sponsor GEj's election?

But it isn't any of my concern again... All I ever wanted was job employment but it isn't coming through.. Workers are sacked everyday.. Private firms are folding up everyday.. Money isn't in circulation.. Fulanis herdsmen are making life unbearable for common farmers..

The FG claims they have Nigerians at heart but doesn't know what Nigerians are passing through....

how did Tinubu n Amaechi ruined Nigeria?

SamuelAnyawu:
Buhari got millions of admirers in the northwest and Northeast, While Tinubu controls the Southwest and got some loyalist in northcentral.

If PDP wants to rule in 2019 I think they need a Tinubu too, So the southwest,Southsouth, Northcentral and Southeast can come together to push away PMB but I doubt if Yorubas will vote for a Northern/Igbo candidate against APC Northern/Yoruba candidate and they'll not want to jeopardise their chances in 2023. Voting a fresh northerner means he has to rule for 8yrs again (2015---2027) 12yrs for northerners? I no gree that one ooooh

Well let's watch as things unfolds

God bless Imo State

Brb Holy Trinity Church Maitama

okorocha is our candidate. so go and prepare .....time? we all shall know.

mynd44 please do the needful. The OP is spreading false information. the source is correct pls. disregard my earlier post. I just confirmed it. my bad.

LadyExcellency:
And why believe their side of the story without a response from ministry of health?

The size and population of Nigeria is so large and diverse for an organization to make such allegation based on assumption.

Fraud is a relative word here. Nothing has been proved yet, not even diversion to other related illnesses or mismanagement. Fraud is for now out of question until proper investigation is conducted. Results achieved in Southwest or eastern Nigeria may not be replicated in northern Nigeria for instance hence let's allow the government to investigate.

For your information, if there is an outbreak of any life threatening sickness never foreseen, diversion is necessary for which reconciliation is needed or maybe a refund.

Madam if you know how NGOs operate, u ll understand that if in writing your reports, your M/E, impacts ,results and lessons must synergize with reality and the methodology of actuality...so if there are wide discrepancies in what was given ,spent and the result ehn something big is fishy and an audit could be called for . An audit usually involve a thorough scrutiny of the books submitted by all the parties involved........read again but slowly where the article talked about auditing. see am below:



“The audit report on Nigeria
covered US$889 million of
Global Fund grants, and
found systemic weakness in
the controls in various
government entities,” he
said.
“The investigation report
found fraud and collusion in
the amount of US$3.8
million.”
Dybul said the audit
reviewed multiple grants
between 2013 and 2015,
and identified significant
problems with internal
controls relating to
procurement conducted by
government agencies like
the National Agency for
Control of AIDS (NACA) and
the National Malaria
Elimination Programme
(NMEP).
The audit identified $20
million as expenditure for
which NACA was unable to
provide supporting
documentation.

cutelawyr:
Life can be very unpredictable.I have come to understand that having good friends to share ideas with,to encourage you and wish you well cannot be overemphasized.I am just a simple lady in my late 20's,a legal attorney by profession.I would love to meet mature and intelligent career minded people I can be friends with.I am not looking for a relationship,nor someone to hook up with.I just want true friends that i can talk to occasionally,that will positively impact in my life.

apart from law ,wat other passions have you dear? been watching from afar......hope it snt illegal?

LadyExcellency:
Can someone tell me something spectacular about this news?

Before you dabble into a subject you know nothing about, this is a conditional grant and there are specifics and standard procedures and practices involved in it's application. The donor wants explanations and relevant records to support judicious use of the funds according to terms they stipulated and from the available records there are discrepancies hence they are not satisfied because reconciliation is needed but not forth coming.

What is at stake?

It doesn't mean explicitly that the money was embezzled or mismanaged rather the donor agency is not convinced hence the need for government auditors to weigh in and provide satisfactory records or at worst reimburse them where the funds where diverted for another purpose.

It has happened before where Nigeria reimbursed donor agency and this is not something new. It is part of the terms and conditions attached.

Madam NGO........shey u read this from the article:



Mark Dybul, an executive
director at Global Fund, said
an audit report exposed
“challenges of grants not
achieving impact targets,
poor quality of health
services, treatment
disruptions and fraud,
corruption and misuse of
funds”.

modath:
When some people begin to experience the consequences of their own action a la Dasuki, FFK, Metuh, hopefully we nor go see "lunatics" convulsing on the streets and wailing of wizard preying..

These charlatans at the drop of an hat travel abroad for a headache but don't see anything wrong in looting funds for Anti Retroviral, Dialysis machines, Incubators that are not stuff anyone prays to have needs for!!


China treatment is the most appropriate!!

n I ll just join d police force or something where the looters demise are being cooked, it ll b an honor to serve FFK , exemplia gratia.

only if Hilary Clinton doesn't become the next President of the United States. God bless America.

Meringe:
I support this call. It's not just PDP. APC too gat too many dirty deals with which the financed the last election.

expose them if you know any. Abi u just dey talk for talk sake?

the best way is to do contract farming- where :
1.you sign a time based agreement and ,legally binding pls, with farmers who produce certain farm products with your specifications ( color, size/weight,hygiene, packaging etc) and at an agreed price . U 2 ll agree on delivery time too or when u can come for d produce . it can be once annually ,weekly,monthly, or quarterly .

2.It can be 1 or more farmers depending on your demand.
3. For a start ,you can mobilize or pay the farmer a fraction of the agreed sum to enable him produce. But be sure of the farmers' integrity before parting with large sum please.
cheers.

why not take APC to law courts if your intentions are genuine? but if you think you can distract PMB in his probes of those who stole public funds ,the effect of which has tampered with the present and future generation's dev plans, then you lie big time.

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modath:
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similar fraud culture by our MDAs forced the World Bank start dealing with community directly through a counterpart funded community dev projects like the Fadama ii , CSDP etc where the communities identify their needs and plan strategies and budgets in line with Donors' facilities and dev mandates.....hmmm Naija..

modath:
Sadism? Really? Do you even know it's meaning? You just like throwing around words that doesn't fit the context and even spell them wrong too.

How exactly do I derive joy and pleasure from your pain and suffering? Then you sometimes add wicked, really?

I only call you out on your bullcrap, I'd leave you alone otherwise.....

I'm kind hearted and good natured,If I say so myself, I can't bear to see people suffer unless they are terrible & destructive elements.... so what's the wickedness?

Any wellmeaning Nigerian with the prosperity, peace and progress of this Nation GENUINELY at heart will do what I'm doing, they won't sit back and watch you twist narrative as it suits your given assignment at any point in time.. , where you face today, you fit back am next minute, you are no threat, you are just a minor inconvenience.... sorry you hia, make I leave you for now, soon you go ask for more "sadist wickedness" bye...


Yours sincerely,

Sadist Bitter Wicked Troll!!

Mo you are sooo kindhearted because u are even trying to save him from his dangerous self! mtcheww ..waka pass.