₦airaland Forum

Good mind blowing SEX!!!
or maybe a bottle of his fav aftershave and a belt, shirt or shoes.

the simple fact is that Okotie does not have what it takes to be the president of a nation as politically complex as Nigeria, noble God inspired intentions and all.
he doesn't understand the military, doesn't understand the powerplays so its gonna be a diseaster if he becomes the president besides, i dont really think hes hearing Gods voice. more like his inner mind/ego i'll say.

soon, una go talk say baba iyabo dey use efcc catch im enimies.
if i be obj and i hear this kain talk, na sgt Rogers i go send come greet una!

slimnike:
I believe His "john thomas"stood up when He was kissing the little girl.

una no go kill person!

What women want, what women want.
How about what i want?

17 seems a good age

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point of correction, she aint going to space and a lot of people experience what she gonna experience, the only difference is that most people experience it right before their plane crashes into the ground (bellview crash for example). what she gonna experience is zero gravity and it aint rocket science so enuf of the hullaboo about 1st nigerian in space.

Rock rocks!!!
talk about u2, bon jovi, RHCP, dave mattews, maroon 5, enya, matchbox 20, the calling, oasis, travis, just too numerous to mention.
ya'll keep it real

who here can tell me what faith means because it takes real faith to believe that this post is true in this our naija, a country full of ingenius geniuses. how are we sure its not a hoax by a bored grad of our great institiutions. all the same, it just might be true

The pope made a statement we all know to be true even if it was done in bad taste so why the hullaboo? we all know that islam is a violent religion or is it not the prophet Mohamed who said to spread his religion by the sword to the sea?
Give me a break and lets call a spade a spade. at least to dont scream insult when a muslim faithful calls me an infidel .

It can be annoying most times especially when you consider a scenario whereby you are busy with your right hand but still expected to transfer whatever you are doing to your left to greet or hand over something with your right. it really sucks but i guess its part of out "culture"

desiree:
Only dumb girls are gullible and enjoy lies, the smart ones just play along with you until they checkmate you.

True Word but not always true!

A clear case of two thieves falling out over sharing of looted booty so Atiku cannot be pities or said to be the victim here. rather he is a victim of Nigerias powerplays and too bad for him, he seems to on the losing side.

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[b][/b] seduction

Simple, the man aint ready!!!

A young lady is giving directions to her NEW boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you'' The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?'' "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''

have the balls to go for what you want, the secret is doing it with self respect. capice!

hell awaits thee both!

very nice
what of supplementary budgets, constituency allowances and projects, legislative retreats etc

i guess a lot of peeps feel strongly about this topic to post such "essays".
too bad it happens but that is part of the dynamism of migration and culture

IBB bashing is a popular pastime in Nigeria but we should start looking beyond IBB and examine the society that created such a personality like IBB. Yes he stole, Yes he messed up the Nigerian state so do we keep on yakking about it or start doing something? like saying a big no to his 2007 ambition which i still find hard to believe he's even contemplating.

nobody calls me chhhhiiiiicccccckkkkkkeeeeennnnnnn!!!!!!!!
Back to the future.

go get a patent bro

fact 1: Nollywood love scenes are wack
fact 2:nothing can be done about it because of the hypocritical naija society

and who says naija peeps aint the smartest?

yeparipa!

lmfao
these are some real crazy pics!