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Ka:
Seun,

I don't understand your argument that this is a joke. I think it's a very good policy that will stamp out exam malpractice.

OK, so the punishment seems to be harsh. But have you considered the knock-on effect of exam malpractice?

If I cheat in a university entrance exam, I could get into medical school unfairly.

If I continue cheating, I could end up becoming a doctor with no knowledge of medicine.

If I practice medicine without knowing how to do so, I could kill someone.

And all because I WAS NOT SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



So I would suggest that the Death Penalty for Exam Malpractice is a Good Idea.

Here are some other things I would like us to introduce the death penalty for:

- Murder

- Corruption

- Embezzlement

- Coup Plotting

- Election Rigging

- Arson

- Slander

- Libel

- Homosexuality

- Fornication

- Adultery

- Wearing Indecent Clothes

- Gluttony

- Drinking

- Smoking

- Being Disrespectful To Your Elders

- Dancing To Disco Music

- Not Doing Your Homework On Time

- Chewing Gum

- Riding A Bus Without Paying Your Fare

- Being The Relative Of Someone Who Rides A Bus Without Paying Their Fare

- Breaking Wind In An Enclosed Space

- Not Being In Bed Before 10 pm

- Not Going To Church On Sunday (Or Mosque On Friday, Or Synagogue On Saturday)



Wow, this is what i call "aseju" or why kill and ant with a sledgehammer? but to think of it, it'll be an effective population control method.

JosBoy4Lif:
The secret to happiness and well-being is no mystery. All it takes is the ability to do the following:





Forget.

Apologize.

Admit errors.

JosBoy4Lif link=topic=6184.msg419593#msg419593 date=1149995135:
The secret to happiness and well-being is no mystery. All it takes is the ability to do the following:





Forget.

Apologize.

Admit errors.

Avoid mistakes.

Listen to advice.

Keep your temper.

Shoulder the blame.

Make the best of things.

Maintain high standards.

Think first and act accordingly.

Put the need of others before your own.

Forgive. Seem like tall order? Then try slipping as many of these

“secrets to happiness” into your day as possible. You’ll soon be

rewarded with a more positive outlook on life

Avoid mistakes.

Listen to advice.

Keep your temper.

Shoulder the blame.

Make the best of things.

Maintain high standards.

Think first and act accordingly.

Put the need of others before your own.

Forgive. Seem like tall order? Then try slipping as many of these

“secrets to happiness” into your day as possible. You’ll soon be

rewarded with a more positive outlook on life

svs:
i no its not u that said that but i find that xtremely offensive because am feminist.so feminist