henry007:

i'm going to give u what i call matured nudity so just hold on a sec

I am waiting lover boy---------Felix Liberty!!!!!!!!!



Okay, fellow insomniacs----------see you at da joint-------enough of thrashing this thread.


_{Not much of a thread with some typical undesirable elements of "kparakpoism"-------------Peace out!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

henry007:

its dark here babbee,do u want me 2 take a photo like that?

Get some flash lights and zooooooooooooooooooom around!!! I prefer the lights on so I don't mess with a transvestite!!!

doyin13:

hehehehe

I bet she wouldn't mind a full nude pic

She go speak inglish I sure

Solar "Ray"---who is this dry dude?--- please show him some of ya skills!!!!

+osisi:

You work 11 hour shifts in your pharmacy?
are you building a castle in Okija?
anyway no be why we come America
abeg work hard my sister and save for retirement.
me sef if no be say I get bun for oven I for increase my hours jare.

I'm not allergic to Andrew Jacksons

No mention Andrew Jackson!!!!! -----Wetin dey worry you sef  This is a hospital my dear and the phamarcy is open 24-0-7!!!!  Any shift you want you garrrrrrrrrit!!! 4hrs/8hrs/12 hrs/16hrs any heck of a combination you want.  Isn't that nice?  I just choose 3 days a week jare!!!  Too many houses for Naija to live in--I cannot waste my money to build any over there---for what---when ma children dey speak so so awana gana!!!!


You go on girl----Nairaland is a super aphrodisiac---the goal go enter one time!!!  Holey Nweje!!!  You too sabi do the "tin"----na wah oh!!!  Congratulations.  Please stay home--do not work at all if you can help it.  Hey ladies!!!! talk some thrash to "Solar Ray Power" for an instant cure to "infertility"---all road will be open instantly.  WOWWWWWWWWWW!!!  +osisi wonder!!!


_{Please do not shoot out Davidlan's type oh!!!}

Why I go speak inglish---you no know say a come from Agenegbode?

henry007:

i think she can speak 4 haself because ha wish is my command

Yeeeeeeeeeesss! takirrrrrrrrrrrrrof!!! Show me whatcha working with?

+osisi:

without my smart brother davidylan,the politics section has surely died.
all the remaining men are busy checking out peoples profiles and running after babeelove.
Even uchenna has abandoned his studies and joined the chase.
mili mili please take am easy.
we have to do something drastic about that your "spirit of delilah"

For where?---Even Jisos--say "I will make you fishers of men"---I am fulfulling the "prophesy"!!!!

As for Uche2nna--I love the bobo too much!!! But I go let am read im book. I no want make im fail oh!!!! A no wan inherit liability!!!


_{Time for first "rounds" at work--I go dey zoom in and out of Nairaland for the next 11 hrs---carry on!!!!}

henry007:

babee go FYD

You are too slow!!! Where you dey when e happen Make a send you the video

+osisi:

In your militia days you revealed a whole lot,even me sef wey no dey use bad words,I call you ashewo under my breathe.
Kai militia,you almost corrupted me sef
I was wondering where this uninhibited militant came from and prayed you were not writing from Italy.

My heart was gladdened when you returned as babeelove,born again and all but before we could say "abunna" militia took over!
I must confess,I missed militia,no be small.
some of her postings made me cringe but her humor is unrivaled.

Na you sabi oh!!! Some people never get over the "Militia Bug"---them still get whooping cough!!!

henry007:

sorry guys but i have something entirely different 2 say,i don't really understand but if marginalised has anything 2 do with the numerous LGA's, i'll say its igbo

Can't you see the political section is dying a natural death?  There is nothing to understand anymore.  Very soon Nairaland will be forced to shut down!!!   All the super exciting people are gooooooooooooooooooooone!!!!   Leaving our dry behinds to curse each other out!!!

I dey check ya profile out!!!Hmmmmmmmmmm All these men wen dey lie half naked for bed---make una take time oh!!! You no know say na night time be this Wetin una dey look for una go sooooooooooon get am!!!

he he he he he he!!!  Una no well at all!!! CVS phamarcy dey open by this time?

+osisi:

OSANOBUA!!.
Na my baby brother you dey rain all these insults on e kwa
forget david na me and you now,woman to woman
na wetin?

which busty wife ?
na you give david wife?
babeelove mind yourelf o
I say mind your Lanham/Bowie, PG county,CVS pharmacy graveyard shit shift self alright!

You can't be insulting david all willy nilly and hope to get away with it.
Just because he's away vacationing in the Caribbeans sipping co co nut doesn't mean you can just talk anyhow
Now apologise!!
apologise before I declare and enforce a "holy" matrimony between you and dimka AKA mohadana AKA Okoroamado AKA pilas
nonsense!!

A no dey apologise!  Where you dey when the bobo dey call me "tart" and "tramp"?  Gosh I hate those words!!!  That is why I hate Nigerians---I don hear that word ashewo too much for this my life so I begin act like one--so make wetin go happen, happen!!!

doyin13:

Babeelove hehheehe

Osisi don reveal your locattion

PG County Pharmacy here I come

I have a urge that needs relieving

As for you--your kind of "urge" no get relief!  Na Jesus you need!!! No wonder Paw Paw say you be pervert!!!!

Bubbly!!!!!!!

Ticklish!!!!!!

Excitable!!!!

Funloving!!!!

_{Flirtatious!!!!}

Never a sad moment lasting more than 5 minutes!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!   Doyin13 please sign the insomniac register oh!!!! The only condition is that you must produce K0be!!!!

Insomniacs don plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Solar!!!! how now  You no dey tire to waka

God Bless The USA------------------


In memory of all who died during 9-11 and the bravest people in the whole wide world!


I love you[b] America [/b] !!!! You are the best!!!! Thank you for adding meaning to my life!!!!!

6th year anniversary today.


Thank God today is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dearstan:

@BABEELOVE

is there any particular reason you are not proud of your face in the pic on your profile

I think you have seen enough of ma face---I am now concentrating on the "arse--ssets" which are for sale!!!

_{Na face you go chop?}

mellow:



@ bebeelove

you are a girl after my own heart but I still believe at times

you have to ease up. I still feel you though.

@ topic

I never believe in for better or for worse and will never do but

I am going to work real hard to make my marriage a blissful and

memorable one and after all said and done the better we stay for worse

all man find him level.

@Poster

Tell the victim that she should put her kids in a foster home and find her level.

Marriage is to be enjoyed not endured. She doesn't want her kids to experience a broken home

but what home is there when the father is transfering all love there is to his ex wife? Let them

be there and taking care of while she take care of herself till she meets a man such as yours

sincerely.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Please give me suggestions on how to ease up on "stupidity"!!!! I am listening!!!


_{Gosh I hate weaklings!!!!}

'O sole moi--------------  Luciano-Pavarotti

Fare thee well--- the greatest of all tenors!!!

Then Yanni---------------Dare to Dream!!!!

_{Back to sleep mode!!!}

Well just finished breakfast--off to brush me teeth and "freshen" up for bed---see ya later! Have a fun day as usual!!!!!

Freshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh One!!!!!!!

Why can I sleep? without saying gooooooooo morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrin to ya! I was about to. So you are avoiding me eh? No wahala now----I like to play with ma self sometmes---wanna watch?

Only if he was good in bed!!! I will always take him back without conditions!!!

Banderas:

This is a rather weird post, considering that Africans have the highest rate of divorce rates in the world currently,

Chi ching!!!!  1000---gbosas for you!!!!   Na you talk am!!!!!   Do Africans even marry? They just shack up and start interbreeding polygamously, like cattle---so where does divorce come in here?

JustGood:

Have you read what some of the women have been writing on this forum?

he he he he he he he he he!!!!

It is not cheating--it is called toasting!!! And we do not look lustilly at every dude on this forum--only the _"phockable" ones!!!!

Because they are not hypocrites like most Africans.  They do not put up with any kind of shit!!!  When they discover[b] it [/b] is not working--the just "Dip it Low"------or------- "Drop it Like it's Hot"!!!!!!!

This life is only 2 days---the day you are born and the day you die.  Why be with someone you cannot stand to make love to?-----------The ultimate torture---_{just shoot me!!!!}

No oh! Stay in an unhappy marriage and get "phocked" on an "as needed" basis-----when the drunken-person suddenly realizes that you have something between your legs -instead of on a full time basis!!!!  Rubbish!!!

It is all about respect baby!!!!!

olanajim:

Babeelove,
just read you own words again and see how it rhyme.

You think you are the only one with "metaphysical raps"?

moondust:

all mouth and no action! _{this nuke here annihilates entire planets. so watch it}

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooony!!! I don "yearry" you!  The last time a checked the ever copius "grand canyon" still day for Nevada!!!  Till you annihilate am---find ya size oh!!!!

Major Nu-ku-lar!!!! Mooo mooooooooooooooonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

olanajim:

I know you are married, at least I had bee told. I am also familiar with your language. But my own is: why must you always be nasty on nairaland regardlesr of the topic? I would suggest you learn to vary your wit. You never can tell who is picking it up.

By the way is that name Adanna or Adama?

And don't take the "battery chargers" "one night stand" serious. It can be dangerous for someone with such a sound ideology as yours. I strongly believe you are living your creed that is why I always respect you. But,

Who is being nasty---I am just playing with the poster oh! If you know you are sensitive why come to Nairaland when you know what goes on here?  Is the poster a child?  Nothing like some home truth.  My name is[b] A-d-a-n-n-a----------- [/b] not Adama!--- No Shaking!!!!   Na you sabi-----------and you dey for Nairaland? At least I know myself!!!  Pleezzzzzzzzzzz, preach to those who cannot even spell their names.  A dey go sleep.  As you can see I have a full time job--besides a family!

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Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands?
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Uche2nna:


Fresh wetin
Anyway, no work today?
Just came back from school. It's been hectic thats why I keep disappearing and appearing. Soweeee, darling!!! Anyway I am back to do my manly duties.

What God has joined ______-

I dey "year" you!!! Study hard love!  E no easy--for I know.  Just come Nairaland once a while to chillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-------------  I was not supposed to work today oh!  I switched with one babe for work so I can have Friday off.  Working the next 3 shit packing nights, then off for 4.  I wan play go Chicago next 2 weekends.  Party dey for thia!!!!

Ah-ah---- how can you forget that thread with Simply_Me and the Fressssssssssssssssh Obo pix? Mennnnnnnnnnn!!! You don forget our "anniversary" already

You told her to get you some fresh "obo" pix nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!  Ye ye boy!!!!   I have printed it oh---so you no go edit or delete am.  That was what turned me on to you!!!!---- _{You know.}

I love guys that can exress themselves since I am just that way----no deny oh!!!  You were there live, make you go read the thread--na soft porn thread be that one!!!!

I dey go sleep--so a go fit function for work this night--------------Nairaland is fully awake and traffic jam full the cyber ways!!! Later, darling!!!!

linapeace:

you are such a fool, did you think is easy,please say something else plssssssssssssssss

Me be fool?  Don't go and solve your problems---you think we do not know that it is you!!! Village/abroad wife!!!!  You think that all problems are solved by widening your "thigh master" without planning?  I have said ma piece--you are the one with the man problem not me.  Abeg go siddon for potty---Na only you get yansh?  You no even sabi use am!!! Mumu!!!!   No go find work!!! Your husband dey for ma house right now!!!

olanajim:

Babeelove,
Go ahead. Call me proff! Na you know.

As for tha Driver option, I am not with you. I would only agree if you can provide the prove that you have tried it and it worked like magic. I must set my eyes on the driver.

I alsn want you to marry this year to see what marrital wahala look like. I understand you got too many applications than you need. Why not engage my mirror to screen them for you? You won't be disappointed.

You wan try me?  I wish you knew.  I am not looking for a husband! I get!!! I just need some correct one-night stands only to keep ma battery fully charged--------at all times!!!!

My name no be BABEE "Adanna" Love for nothing oh!---The original love babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Look, ma mama train me well on how to keep man for house while "scouting" for spare parts!!!  You no know nathing!!!!   If I can operate like this on Nairaland--you can only imagine what I do at home---ye ye people---una go divorce tire!!!!

Abeg carry go with this bush woman!!!!

olanajim:

I went to the extent of depicting the story for purpose. I am sure it would help a little.


Babeelove,
why do you always call me prof.? I beg don't let my people hear that o.

On a serious note, you spoke my mind though partially. And that is on job.

The lady should resolve to get job no matter how little she earn. That way, SHE AND HER CHILDREN WOULD NOT GO HUNGARY.

Next, she should begin a process toward her[b] financial independence.[/b]

She must watchout for her husband activities and be very careful ( i don't how she can do this) lest the man bring STI home for her. That is my major concern.

I don't know her age and her mental state, I cannot therefore say more than this. I leave the rest for others.


I noticed she stay abroad, I am not commenting on that too unless I have a one on one dialogue with her. It is very dangerous to give advice on divorce on forum without direct contact with the victim and without evident facts.

I must say that I have seen someone who had successfully pass through similar stage without going through divorce. Today her husband is now humble and subservient to her authority without her lifting a finger or doing any harsh thing. The key to that woman success was economic domination. She put her head in her work, ignored the man and gave the kids good education.

Today, the kids don't even want to see their dad while he begs! The man ran himself aground and lost his fortune.

The are all alive today, still one family with the woman calling the shots!

Na you talk am!!!!

I call you Proff because ya "tin" too dey long-----------with plenty 'Splanations!!!!

I agree with you ke! The woman no get work!!!



<sub>Me still prefer the "handsome driver" option----- make a teach am lesson small----- the STD

matter--as long as you are intimate with anybody--don't marrrrrrrrrrrrrra who irrrrrrrrrrrrrris--

you are at risk!!! We will have to deal with that when we are crossing that bridge!!!!</sub>

linapeace:

i agreed with you, you know this life is very complex.and it is not really easy with the woman,they are based abroad .

SHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

_{(I am not insultin' you oh!--just ghetto, 2 cents, hoody language expression for get ourrra here or are you serious?---before you begin curse me--oh)}

You don't mean it!!!!  Anyway I am not surprised.  I actually thought this was happening in Nigeria somewhere in Etiti or Bariga somewhere over there.  Some of our people are so timid--despite living abroad for so long---the[b] "abroad"[/b] cannot penetrate their psyche!  These are the ones that jump from tropical food marts to tropical food marts purchasing the cheapest  "okporoko" to make soup.  Siddon for house breeding like rabbits--no school, no job!!! One of our akata abi na Jammo sisters don nab the dude!!!!! ----they give am the correct thing!!!!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! E don happen!!!!   I love it!!! Infact a no pity am!  Make she cry buckets-----------village wife for abroad!!!  Arangeeeeeeeeeee wife!!!!! This na mail-order bride!!! he he he he he he he!!!! Nonsense---I am happy to announce to you that you do not have a marriage----so please purchase tickets and head back to Nigeria--where you belong--- for you are too "bush" to take advantage of the "coping or defensive" mechanisms the almighty white man has made available at your disposal!!!! Ye ye woman!!!!

luvlawyer:

hhahhahhhha babeelove i go marry youuuuoooo i have met my type!!!
you fecking crack me up

A dey available oh-----------you no know say a be "fishers of men"---------------no women oh. I am not a Lebanese!!!!!!