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quote from TYWOH
Twin are cool . . .[/i]
Note: Twin is already plural and no  need to add "s"[i]
@ TYWOH,
First of all, your opening statement is very wrong, twin is a countable noun and there's nothing like 'Twin are. . .' it should be 'Twins are. . . '

And, just for the record, there is every need to add 's' if you are talking about a set of twins, use twin if you are talking about one! I wonder where you got that from, but I suggest you do a thorough research before you mislead people next time. . . especially on a forum like this.

medaura:
the spaeker steps aside abi she resign? i don't understand.

She resigned to avoid impeachment. http://naijanet.com/news/source/2007/oct/30/1000.html

Here. . . http://www.thefreedictionary.com/intoxicates
Let me give you a few quotes to convince you he didn't form the word(I bet he's not such a genius )

Power intoxicates men. It is never voluntarily surrendered. It must be taken from them.
James F. Byrnes
Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
Aldous Huxley

I hope you are convinced he's not such a genius afterall!

Check thefreedictionary.com it's there!
don't tell me you have not heard that word before,c'mon!

tope_teadr:
please tell me the meaning of the word intoxicates because i know you created the word yourself

To stimulate, stupefy or excite.

Thanks brimbrack, wasn't sure it's here .I've deleted it. Glad u like the others.

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Yes. . . they are real assholes!

Dr. Santa must be enjoying his new privates too

Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned severely. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and brought in Gomer next to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.’” 



Alex went to his doctor, Dr. Santa and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?"

Dr. Santa answers "Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure."
So Santa puts Alex through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what`s causing your stuttering."
Alex excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?"
"It`s your privates. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large privates -  It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with."

Alex asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?"
"Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one."
"Doooo it!" Alex replies.
So they go through the operation, and three weeks later Alex comes in for a follow up appointment.
Alex says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don`t know how to thank you. But I`ve only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn`t like it anymore with my new, shorter privates. I`ve thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on."
Dr. Santa says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal`s a da-da- deal!"

liftedme:
SHAME, SHAME, BIG SHAME TO YORUBAS
Self righteous Charlatans, who will always destroy the image of Igbos at the slightest opportunity.
Now its your turn and in just a few months this Yoruba woman has shown the whole world the real image of Yorubas.

When did one person start representing a tribe? Haven't you read what yorubas are saying about Etteh, even on this forum? You must have a very low opinion of the yorubas to think they'll engage in a battle of wits with you. Don't be ignorant all your life. . . take a day off! Gather your wits and rethink your strategy.

ghm:
@backnbeta and co. "who believe all legislative houses do brawl"
Please give us a break about brawls in legislative houses all over the world.

Yes, legislative brawl is not just a Nigerian thingy and I will say that again. However, if you read my post very well,you'll notice that i'm not in support of their disgraceful conduct ,I only put the links to the brawls to convince I-man that it happens in many other coutries.

ghm:
The issue here is the actual bone of contention for the brawlings. Other houses brawls over 'electoral reform bill', 'state budget' , 'peace agreement' etc and our own house is brawling over a case of corruption by only one member. TOO BAD.

The end does not always justify the means. Even if others are fighting over electoral reforms and co, I still think fighting is not part of their legislative duties and it should be discouraged.

*yawns* Is it true that if you don't learn how to read, you won't know how to read when you need to read? that's how the question above sounds to moi.

The first page of 'NIGERIANS IN NIGERIA VS. NIGERIANS IN DIASPORA' is very funny.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=72759.msg1401561#msg1401561

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.


The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification, at least something with your picture on it?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I guess i'm expected to arrive at my phone # after doing this maths but 2 digits are missing as I only got the first 3 and the last 4.
And yes, it works for foreign #s as well. . . just that I didn't get my phone # fully,just part of it!

@poster, I believe you're surrounded by FUGLY 29+ ladies. However, you need to go out, shine your eyes and you'll see that most of the beautiful women out there are well over 30. I've seen succulent, sexy, very attractive 30+ ladies and I've seen haggard looking 20+ so WTF?
It all depends on the kind of life you live as a teenager and how well you take care of yourself as a grown woman. If you misuse your God-given gift as a youth, you'll definitely reap the consequences later in future. My sister is in her early 30s, she's still very beautiful, married with kids but she'll pass for a 23-yr-old woman any day!

@topic; I feel like eating Moi moi elemi meje wrapped in leaves.

I-man:
Maybe in your world. . . .but not in mine.

I agree with Chiori on the note that legislative brawls are not limited to Nigeria (check the links below).
http://upsidedownworld.org/main/content/view/866/1/
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/taipei-tussle/2007/05/08/1178390284927.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WtlUFN2Vxw&eurl=
http://www.legislativesmackdown.com/Russia.php

Chiori:
The real issue is that the 648 million Naira was not shared amongst these "power brokers", hence, they are screaming blue murder where there is really no case.

Even if that is the real issue, there's a case. Etteh is just too greedy and she is a disgrace to herself, her family and her constituency. She should cover her over-bleached face in disgrace. I wonder what OBJ saw in her in the first place(if he actually slept/is actually sleeping with her). Contrary to what Adedibu said, I don't see this as a fight against yorubas, it's just a fight against a corrupt woman that deserves to rot in jail. She MUST go.

by  killing  140 million nigeria  porpulation by poining the waters we drink and Also be the first black africa guy to kill his self by sucide bomb, will this make my family name be on guiness book of record?because have read My Stories how people get their names on that book and i want my family name to be there too so that the world can know my family name.will this make my family name be on there?[i][/i]

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of that fact.
@poster, I think you should consider going back to school.

adekennis:
Well to me,anyone that dosen"t believe in all this is a big fool because i believe they exist.
Yoruba do say, BI OMODE KOBA DE OKO ELOMIRAN RI ANI KO SI EYI TI O TO TI BABA OHUN
hunmm, my brodas and sists go out there you will see that things are happening joooo.

I believe behind every rumor, there's an element of truth, therefore I will not rule out the possibility of their existence.
However, I think it's very rude of you to call those who do not believe in their existence fools. The fact that you believe they exist does not make any difference to those who don't and it doesn't make them fools.

Obviously, this guy is not not very familiar with the currency exchange rate. . . he would've said the god of  Kuwaiti dinar, Maltese lira ,Bharain dinar or GBP is his god . I bet the only foreign currency he's ever touched/ seen is USD

The god of $ is definitely not my God, but the God of prosperity is my God. . God is not against prosperity, The bible says we should seek first the  kingdom of God and every other thing shall be added on to us, it's also written in the bible that God shall supply our needs according to his riches in glory. As Bible believing christians, we should know where to draw the line between worshipping God and worshipping money for we can not serve two masters.

presido1:
But as i heard it a dengarous flying object.

UFO sighted in the Eastern part of Africa's most populous country . What a beautiful headline!

Someone said something about two rivers that don't flow into eachother or somefin like that, well,that's the same story I heard about Okun and Osa.

I do not doubt the existence of these mysterious trees and rivers and stuff, however, I've not heard an eye witness account of it before,till then. . .

young_nigg (m)
stafford university


Please Who Go Fit Help Me With Mtn Card Of 1500 Naira God Will Pay You Back
« on: August 24, 2007, 01:09 PM »

PLEASE WHO GO FIT HELP ME WITH MTN CARD OF 1500 NAIRA GOD WILL PAY You BACK

I particularly found this cry for help funny because it was posted on the health forum.

@poster, call it oole . . . if you call it bean cake they'll just give u akara.

@poster,
Please go to the immigration office. . . it won't take a strand of hair off your head, they'll at least advise you on what to do. If you see how they scrutinize naija passport you'll be weak. Why declare it missing when you still have it? why declare it missing when you've not even tried finding a real solution to the problem? Don't travel with it without taking appropriate steps, it's a risk that's not worth taking.

LMFAO. . .

quotes from topsido : "Even a fool knows it is goin to improve our economy"

That's expected from someone whose name sounds like soludo. . .  . And how did you arrive at your conclusion?.