₦airaland Forum

husband= muslim, wife= pastor ... this is amazing
in such family, every child will be free to make his/her choice, & this is how it suppose to be

Kudos to you OP! you you have a lot of time to compose rubbish, well not everyone has the time to read rubbish

my computer isn't showing light on the screen. i can only view the screen when i take it under the sun or when i use torchlight on it. .
please help! I'm using HP Elitebook 8460p

most nairalanders are pessimists, and pessimists never succeed in life. ... if you have nothing to say just keep quiet so that your foolishness will not become public knowledge...
well done Mr Kazeem

soberdrunk:
Wow!!! "6 years"!!


4years-------Bsc

2years--------Msc


Technically you have a Masters degree in Self pleasure, keep it up and you are heading for PHD then you can be called Dr Wanky..

haba mana �
Kaaaii ����

CHIJIOKE1314:
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If you are not as illiterate as the man you see as saviour now, you would have realized that their is something called history and Nigeria has allowed us to search even deeper why we should continue to recount those incidence..

Buhari's bigotry as example. .

Your reply shows that you are really a confused person.. I'm only being human, not a fan of that old man . .

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how did she get *sideburns* that I've been dying 2 have?

Ganiyat72:
Sometimes i find it hard simparthising with these northern christiians. Inspite what their are passing through in the hands of hausa fulani muslim they are yet to realise who their enermy is (fulani) and severe every link with them.

They say, a problem identified is a problem solved. Until northern/middle belt christians realise that the hausa fulani muslim is not their brother nor friend, they will continue to die like fow.

since the beginning of Christianity there has always been someone to betray the cause. you can't give up on helpless people because they were betrayed by their leader ..
you people hated oritsejafor when he was the CAN president, but despite his shortcomings, we adored him over here because he never failed to protect our interests. so, be strong and don't allow one coward to control your concience. . Christ would have left us if he was only thinking about our shortcomings

amstamon:
How could I have done such and still swear with my life? Please I only need your advice and not some questioning

get out of here

Biglittlelois:
The sweet thing that will happen to this ego filled proud guy is that he will meet a lady he will love soo much, but she will dump him after 2 weeks and then he will cry like a baby, unfortunately he wont post it here for us to know that fact.

guys always look forward to such incidents ... besides 2 week relationship isn't enough 2 make a guy cry

heskeyw:
1. Ensure active and maximun participation of youth in church activities.
2. Establish a weekly meeting where the youths can come together and have a discussion about their xtian life.
3. Youth bible study at the end of the month.
4. liase with ur pastor to know some of problems faced by the church in which the youths can be of help.
5. interact with other youth leaders of other branches to see how u people can improve the lives of ur followers
6. Organise an annual youth summit where guest preachers will come and talk to the youths nt just on bible stuff but on other aspects of their life. evengelists, motivational speakers etc.
7. a yearly skill acquisition programme aimed at improving the life of the youths , which will create employment.

Finally somebody posts sense

CROWNWEALTH019:
I pray that sowore would one day pay for his many sins, the senator got his right to privacy and should not be blackmailed. We can't continue to watch that ani mal of a boy destroy and abuse freedom of expression. Even in the USA public holders fvck cvnts so no big deal...

May many cvnts fall in our senators


And may bubu coffin fall on sowore and his reporters crew.


To my future wife, may restlessness fall on you till you locate me




With tears of joy in my heart I wanna dedicate this first to comment to God almighty for Hus grace bestowed on me to be the first on a lalasticlala thread, its not easy and I want you all to help and join me in thanking God.

I also dedicate this thread to my family and friends may God keep you safe.

To my fans here on nairaland, God bless us all nay he give us the grace to wail for the good of Nigeria

To lalasticlala, may God give us the grace to post many snake post so you go see your food.



To my enemies on nairaland, bubu coffin fall on you all

keep quiet my friend
you didnt complain when you saw the other cucumber video.. and now you are making noise coz its a lawmaker that is caught... inferiority dey worry u.

ak33n:
The Hausa wrong number


this is the most annoying of the five


this is probably in the network providers’ starter packs. Every Nigerian has at one point or the other being called by a man/woman speaking Hausa. Even after repeatedly telling them it’s a wrong number, they will keep calling.

What other thing have you experienced as a mobile phone user in Nigeria?


lalasticlala mynd44

you know network providers usually recycle some numbers and resell to other people.. i guess thats why strange people call when u just buy a new sim... A yoruba woman once called me claiming I'm using her daughters number ( a SIM i just bought in the north), the daughter later called me to confirm that it was truly her number

jhk

my senator plateau central "Joshua darie" 0/10... never heard his voice since he got impeached as governor

Nigeria

nice short story, i'm sure we all learnt somting important from it

idensko:
According to this report
They were atacked

So how cm the victims re now the pple posing a security threat
Hmmm 4 dis country

they were attacked coz that's how you people form terrorist group

bonechamberlain:
Lalung should avoid involving himself and the state in these Islamic fights.

It was stated that some foolish youth attacked the sect while they where celebrating, instead of the govt to arrest and deal with the youth they are banning the sect.

I can see northern Nigeria hasn't learnt anything.

you are a kid

This is a good approach. at least we are now contributing to science

yarimo:
DANMASANIN face book of AREWA

lol that's funny... he would have started the name with alhaji

I just love this man

and so?? why are you disturbing my peace

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hahagahahaga fuccking dicckk

I don't know who I will eventually marry, but bans God epp

hahahaha
now that's some funny shite