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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Ways Foreign Trained Graduates Can Get Jobs Easily by Bamz(m): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2018

christejames:
Those of us that studied at Cotonou, are we also among this group?

Lol I guess you know the answer to your question.

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Celebrities › Re: Safina Haroun: I Am Ready To Act In Porn Movies by Bamz(m): 9:20pm On Nov 19, 2018

deepwater:
Sorry, you don't have what it takes

See he head like cabin biscuit

Business › Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Bamz(m): 6:32pm On Nov 19, 2018

I feel money will always somehow come around if you don't relent, relationships however. People can/would still be a jerk no matter how hard you try to be nice.

Mine was time and emotion wasted on something I thought would develop into a blossoming relationship. Badly enough, I can't quantify 2+ years and fits of emotional torture. cheesy

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Pets › Re: California Wildfire: Abandoned Hospital For Stranded Animals (Pic) by Bamz(m): 5:19pm On Nov 16, 2018

God bless America

Romance › Re: Couple Who Can’t Smile Because Of Rare Condition Fall In Love - Photo by Bamz(m): 12:37pm On Nov 16, 2018

delugajackson:
I don't usually smile, but when I do, I don't. Mine is no rare condition.

Aye aye aye.... cheesy

Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 8:42am On Nov 16, 2018

Dikachi12:
Please Wat is the cheapest way of paying for assessment... I want to pay for my assessment to EA.
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A friend used a foreign currency denominated card to pay for me (If I remember clearly, it was a Payoneer card). At the time, it was the cheapest.

Celebrities › Re: Dangote Celebrates DJ Cuppy's Birthday But See What Got Nigerians Talking (video by Bamz(m): 2:10pm On Nov 13, 2018

computergeek:
"Hi Cuffy, Happy Bezzday, we larv you all..." Kuku kill me

As far as I'm concerned, Aliko's English is better than British English. When you are broke and you speak good English, your English is still not correct.
Money rules out all your grammatical inadequacies

Lol. You can speak good English and have money na.

Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 7:17am On Nov 11, 2018

tunlex01,

Congrats man. #TeamBellaz all the way. I believe I'm an attempt away from getting 20pts. Please, how do I contact you? Speaking isn't just working out for me yet.

DoDirtsLikeWorm and Alphadoor,

Thanks for your responses. Winter indeed is coming. ACT may come through for me though. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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Politics › Re: We Spend N3.5 Million To Feed El-Zakzaky Monthly - Lai Mohammed by Bamz(m): 12:37pm On Nov 08, 2018

sod09:
what kind of useless man is this, how can someone be collecting salary by lying

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Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 4:39am On Nov 06, 2018*

Hi folks,

I've been positively assessed for H/W Technician (313111) but unfortunately, the region I had in mind (TAS) seem not to be actively accepting applicants for 313111.

On Skillselect, I have 70pts for 190 and 75pts for 489.
PS. PTE was 10pts

I would just do a review of the ANZSCO search outcome.

TAS
190/489 require a job offer
489 was my primary goal but it's been taken off the SOL for TAS (but I wonder why it shows a blue tick on ANZSCO)

SA
489 is on special conditions and Supplementary Skilled List (so requires 80pts)

QLD
489 & 190 - These ones are unnecessarily difficult. angry

. They require 80 points on the Q-SOL

NT
489 & 190 - It's on the NT - MOL but requires evidence of having received an offer of employment angry

ACT
190 only - It's closed for now.

My thoughts:
I feel TAS, SA or possibly ACT will come good next year.
Rewriting PTE a 3rd time seems viable but I want to make it a last resort.

I humbly request your advice and opinions, guys.

Food › Re: Man Who Went To Harvest Yam, Catches A Giant Squirrel In His Farm (Photos) by Bamz(m): 1:39pm On Oct 11, 2018

gabazin080:
The way am broke right now, am even thinking of asking my wife if she has a boyfriend so HE can lend me some money

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Sports › Re: Aston Villa Appoint Dean Smith As New Coach, John Terry Assistant (Photos) by Bamz(m): 11:01am On Oct 11, 2018

mrvitalis:
Okocha is a coach in Bolton

Why do you guys talk without facts

https://www.bwfc.co.uk/teams/club-staff/

Celebrities › Re: Smoke Weed Everyday – Burna Boy Advises Fans As He Smokes by Bamz(m): 7:31pm On Oct 10, 2018

Shelloween:
The last thing we need right now is more mad people on the streets.
We are still dealing with the mad people shouting "Sai Baba" chasing everybody with brooms.

How my day went?

Well, I thank God for the umbrella given to me by my friend, rain would've beaten me today.

If you know, you know.

Career › Re: Facebook Appoints Adam Mosseri To Lead Instagram After Resignation Of Founders by Bamz(m): 7:51am On Oct 02, 2018

We would never know the cause of the disagreement as they must have signed NDAs and all. True businessmen know how to separate emotions from logical thinking.

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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Bamz(m): 11:20am On Sep 20, 2018*

$2777 BTC needed on BC @ 358

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Celebrities › Re: Check Out Ini Edo New Look (PHOTO) by Bamz(m): 10:21pm On Sep 18, 2018

emeijeh:
The ugliest shoe I have seen in recent times.

Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha, His Wife Nkechi And Children, Daniella & A-Jay Okocha New Photo by Bamz(m): 5:41pm On Sep 05, 2018

Giovanotto:
my neighbor wants to consult a witch doctor for her lost chicken ..for a chicken that was not even delicious

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Politics › Re: Buhari Declines Assent To Corporate Manslaughter Bill, 3 Others by Bamz(m): 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2018

hatchy:
He didn't sign the bills because he doesn't really know what was written in the documents.
He probably turned the documents upside down when reading thinking its in Arabic letters.

Very Daft Man (V.D.M)

You're a disgrace.

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Romance › Re: Lady Who Demanded N20k From Her 'Toaster' To Prove His Love For Her, Reacts by Bamz(m): 10:25pm On Aug 17, 2018

EVILFOREST:
BEGGARS everywhere.
In DIASPORA, ladies are pillars of greatness.
Sexxx is served as kolanut.
In Nigeria, they appear as HURDLES to success.

Leave, NAIJA Babes uh na no go gree.
I still don’t know what people gain dating such tasking ladies....??

LADIES with potentials abound in diaspora, all they crave is your TRUST and not money.
The request most Nigerian ladies make these days should be included in 2020 budget, because only the FG can attempt to solve such

Nice one!

Romance › Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by Bamz(m): 8:36am On Aug 04, 2018

pansophist:
Lol, you want make konji kill you ni,?

I contend that marriageable girls are declining in a speed of light, but the advantages it poses is that men are living in the best time to fully express our sexuality unrestricted.

My advice will be for Nigerian men to improve their sócio economical status and see them as nothing more than your sexual gratification. Go lift weight and build muscles, fake richness ( if you ain’t truly), and show your status via instagram etc. girls are usually fickle and will fall for such, and enjoy unlimited fucking

Adapt or die lol

Oh brother, you're literally joining them because you can't beat them.

Look, I'm of the school of thought that you attract who you are. Flaunting wealth will attract the wrong set.

Well if you know about Maslow's hierarchy of needs, you will understand that happiness means different things to different people. You have to sit yourself down, and ask, "Do I want a girl like my mom or I have some other high reaching metrics?" It's not like people are perfect or anything, but when you find that person that meets a handful of your metrics, then they're the one.

A king does not settle for less!!!

PS. Um I don't even see relationships as a means to get sex because you may not be in one and still have sex.

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Romance › Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by Bamz(m): 8:00am On Aug 04, 2018*

pansophist:
Exactly.

To the average Nigerian girls, a partner is nothing more than a walking wallet. It seems like a miracle if each meet up and conversations don’t end up in the man spending money, and a taboo for them to spend theirs. The man has to do all the work to sustain a relationship with those robots. Sick

Any girl that isn't ready to give as much vibe and effort as I'm putting in the relationship can date herself. I'd rather be single than be in an unhappy relationship.

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Politics › Re: Presidential Candidate: Nigerians’ll Help Us Choose Among Saraki, Tambuwal, Atik by Bamz(m): 7:55am On Aug 04, 2018

Almaiga:
Dead on arrival (D.O.A). Nigerians are wiser now and they are ready to re-elected President Buhari come 2019.

Celebrities › Re: "Buy Another Moto Jor" Fans Wants Efe To Get Another Car (Pics) by Bamz(m): 7:51am On Aug 04, 2018

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Romance › Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by Bamz(m): 7:42am On Aug 04, 2018

delugajackson:

Studies have shown that dating a foreign lady reduces the stress level to about 70 percent, which is a far cry from what is obtained from the nagging, egocentric attitude of Nigerian ladies. Insist on geniune products, insist on foreign ladies, think of the future.

pansophist:
he is right,

One needs to live outside Nigeria to know what the op is talking about. Dating a Nigerian girl is basically training an adult child. Saddening

You folks have made absolutely valid points. I thought I was the only one that felt this way. Once a foreign lady has the slightest interest in you, lol, you don't even need to be super flirty.

I still think there are sensible Nigerian ladies out there, but it seems the proportion is waning by the day.

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Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Shares Beautiful Bedroom Photos by Bamz(m): 9:44pm On Aug 03, 2018

Peng ting!

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Drives N30m Dodge Challenger To Renew His Contract With Olympic Milk by Bamz(m): 9:41pm On Aug 03, 2018

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Sports › Re: "Mikel Obi Helps His Family" - Olga Diyachenko by Bamz(m): 11:50am On Aug 03, 2018

kennygee:
She doesn't know you.

Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 8:45am On Aug 03, 2018

bellong:
It is the other way round.

190 - 5 points

489 - 10 points.

It was a mistake. Thanks for pointing it out.

Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 8:06am On Aug 03, 2018*

mostouc:
Thanks for your responses. however, I have no intention of moving with my partner now(so that 5 point is out). but can I replace it with 5 point from regional/state nomination. What do u think?

As for claiming 15 point in Experience, I sure I will cos I finished since 2006 and I have been working ever since in IT support section and system administration. my B.Sc is also Computer Science.
I also want to ask if my certification exams(ITIL and MCSA) will added any point to to me?

Thanks for your swift response

TRA doesn't specifically ask for vendor certificates but it can act as supporting documents. You can get 10 extra pts from the 489 subclass or 5 points from the 190 subclass.

PS. TRA waiting period is a long wait. Around 90 days.

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Family › Re: 26 And Still Living With My Parents (advise) by Bamz(m): 5:04pm On Aug 01, 2018

LeoFish92:
I've been waiting for someone like you

Nairaland never fails to deliver.

I see you mate!

Family › Re: 26 And Still Living With My Parents (advise) by Bamz(m): 4:54pm On Aug 01, 2018

LeoFish92:
I'm not saying a girl will come and cohabit with me, but you know some occasional visits and all, I just feel a guy my age by now shouldn't still be eating mummy thank you

I see your point about getting your own place, but think about it critically.

Take a sheet, clear out your mind, think of all the possible pros and cons. I reckon that'd guide you.

A change of scenery may not necessarily make things better, just saying, but yeah it's worth a try.

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Family › Re: 26 And Still Living With My Parents (advise) by Bamz(m): 4:48pm On Aug 01, 2018

LeoFish92:
First of all, to be a paid writer, you have to be a good writer.

To be a good writer, you must have a good reading habit.

Reading and taking notes of the lexical fluidity of the writer ~~who's~~ whose work you are reading, helps a lot.

Then when you become a good writer, you ~~then~~ watch out for adverts from media houses and freelancers who have work overloads from ~~fiverr~~ Fiverr.

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