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PoliticsRe: Darkness Looms In Lagos, Egbin Power Station Shutdown by bandOFhorses: 12:37am On May 01
Houseofglam7:
It is rocket science after all 🫤
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PoliticsOld Roger! Not Soldier!!! by bandOFhorses(op): 12:01pm On Mar 03
Daymm i thought it was soldier all this millennial years.... grin grin grin grin grin

Old Roger

Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave,
H'm, ha! gone to his grave.

They planted an apple tree over his head.
H'm, ha! over his head

The apple grew ripe and ready to drop,
H'm, ha! ready to drop

There came a high wind and blew them all off,
H'm, ha! blew them all off

There came and old woman to pick them all up.
H'm, ha! pick them all up.

Old Roger got up and have her a knock,
H'm, ha! gave her a knock.

Which made the old woman go hipperty-hop,
H'm, ha! hippetty hop.
PoliticsRe: Ferocious Battle Footage From Sambisa Forest War Front by bandOFhorses: 9:03am On Jan 24
owobokiri:
The one standing and walking around as if he is tending to his cows, bullets no dey penetrate him bodi ni?
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PropertiesRe: Lagos Government Seals Church, Others For Environmental Infractions, Noise by bandOFhorses: 1:09pm On Aug 17, 2024
hopefulLandlord:
After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast. So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it. While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology. While we were praying, India went into ICT. While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization. While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive infrastructural development. While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development. While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens. While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon.

After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour. Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers. That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches.

That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals. That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we blame devil. That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams. That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when building collapse. That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we blame it on Lucifer. That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria. That's why we always wait for gods to do that which ability to accomplish we already have in us. That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards. Nigeria is a prayer loving, god fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education and all. When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if anything goes wrong. That's why there are more people dying on our roads. Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when we have all we need to survive and build a nation....... I hope it made sense to you
Spot on!!! the comprehensive problem of Nigeria and her people...
. Thank you for this
BusinessChat Gpt Is Down!! by bandOFhorses(op): 4:24pm On Jun 04, 2024
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IS YOURS WORKING
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Is Gay by bandOFhorses: 2:22pm On Jan 05, 2024
It was the media. look back carefully, nothing but the media made him who he is.
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me With This Maths , I Don't Understand This. Maths people come in by bandOFhorses: 7:13pm On Dec 22, 2023
a) Each vertex angle of the regular n-gon measures (n-2)*180/n degrees. Since each isosceles triangle uses one vertex angle, the measure of the vertex angle of each isosceles triangle is (n-2)*180/n degrees.

b) The base angles of each isosceles triangle are congruent. Since the vertex angle measures (n-2)*180/n degrees, and the three angles of a triangle sum to 180 degrees, each base angle measures (180 - (n-2)*180/n)/2 = (180/n) degrees.

c) Let's draw a diagram. If s is the length of each side of the regular n-gon, then the base of each isosceles triangle is s. Using trigonometry, the altitude h to the base bisects the vertex angle, so:

h/s = sin((n-2)*180/2n)
h = s*sin((n-2)*180/2n)

d) The area of each isosceles triangle is (1/2)*b*h = (1/2)*s*[s*sin((n-2)*180/2n)] = (1/2)*s^2*sin((n-2)*180/2n).

e) There are n isosceles triangles that make up the regular n-gon. So the total area is:
A = n*(1/2)*s^2*sin((n-2)*180/2n)
= (1/2)*n*s^2*sin((n-2)*180/2n)
PoliticsRe: Navy Confirms Delivery Of Yatch, Faces Payment Crisis Over NASS Stand by bandOFhorses: 7:02am On Nov 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
O pari.

Now those who ignorantly claimed it is a leisure Yatch and that it was ordered by the administration of President Bola Tinubu can bury their heads in shame.

It's a naval training/operational vessel that belongs exclusively to the Nigerian Navy, its purchase predates this current administration that took office on May 29.

When Asiwaju Tinubu was the Governor of Lagos state, the state of aquatic splendor for 8 years, he never got a Yatch, it is impossible for him now to require a leisure Yatch now he is President and spends most of his time in the land locked Abuja.

It's just a no brainer that the opposition and LP mob are ignorant and made a complete mess of the opportunity for an intelligent and diligent feedback on the recently passed supplementary budget. Check my signature for free stuffs!

PoliticsRe: You Are A Dim Witted Joke To These People. by bandOFhorses: 2:34pm On Nov 03, 2023
Honestly, I have read somewhere here on Nairaland, that Nigeria is where you been deposited for being cruel in your pastlife... 😂😂😂😂
PoliticsWhat Good Can Come Out Of The Devil by bandOFhorses(op): 2:12pm On Nov 03, 2023
Just a quick one. I have looked thoroughly at the political landscape of this Nation. The bigotry, the tribalism, the nepotism, etc... I really want Nigeria to work. I didn't vote for Tinubu. but one month after , I was talking to a group of friends, hey maybe we just give this dude a chance by hoping for the better.... Everyone has their opinions , perspectives etc... some may be based on a lot of biases. religion, tribe, ethnicity. but then, there are those who really really want to see this country become great, bring back the glory of its former years, and perhaps in their own little way sacrifice for the sake of our future generation........ yes, there are still some of us who believe in sacrifice, letting go... getting along, for the greater good....

But just looking at the strides of the government policies, decisions, carelessness etc.... it really really dashes the hope..

Well, I am writing this piece because, suddenly I just remembered, a friend once told me, to forget about the hope of a great Nigeria. of things getting better. I should not stress my thoughts on The politics of Nigeria. I asked him why. Now his reason were a bit funny ànd almost preposterous 😅..... but lately I find my self gearing towards that..
He said it's religion and the soul. First He said. Truly I have to believe that there is Evil in world. Evil, real evil, blood sucking kind of evil... but there are levels and Cadre. that this evil present itself in different manner in different parts of the world. and for us here. this what we get. These politicians 99.9% of them have soiled their hands in evil and have done despicable things, No good can come out of such. He said even, Nigeria was founded by evil men who think blood sacrifices are needed to get ahead in this life. So tell me how can any good come out of such an elected official. and evil grows. if Nigeria was found on the premises of such evil thoughts, where do you think we are now... look at the leaders of the past and present....

Now there is evil and it grows. US for example was not founded in evil. but evil infiltrates and it grows... and their leaders up until now still has some some good which did bring out some change. But one of our friend then said. hey what about Indi Amin. he was evil and despicable, but at that time Uganda was successful, but look at where they are now....So then...........I'm tired of typing, I don't even know what I'm typing about at this point.... the mata done weak me.... but I still need to post this yea.... okay bye
Foreign AffairsHistory Owns The Land by bandOFhorses(op): 11:32pm On Oct 10, 2023
Arabs identifying as Palestinians have lived in the region for centuries, but they are not the first or original inhabitants of the land. The region has had a long history of conquest, rule, and demographic change.

Palestinians are not the original or first inhabitants of the West Bank, Jerusalem, Bethlehem or other parts of modern-day Israel/Palestine. The history of the region is long and complex:

- The earliest known inhabitants were the Canaanites, an ancient group of Semitic-speaking peoples who lived in the region roughly from 3000 BC to 1000 BC.

- Around 1000 BC, the Israelites emerged in the central hill country of Canaan and formed the ancient Kingdoms of Israel and Judah in the land. The Israelites are ancestors of the Jewish people.

- In the 1st century AD, the Roman Empire conquered the region and named it Palestine. The Romans frequently fought Jewish rebellions.

- Palestine changed hands many times over the centuries, being ruled by the Byzantines, various Arab caliphates, Crusaders, Mamluks, Ottomans, and eventually the British after World War I.

- During late Ottoman rule in the 19th-20th centuries, the current identity of "Palestinian" emerged among the Arab population of the region, as distinct from Ottomans or other Arabs.

- In 1947, the UN proposed dividing the British Mandate of Palestine into Jewish and Arab states. In 1948, Israel was founded, followed by an invading Arab coalition. Hundreds of thousands of Palestinians were displaced in the ensuing 1948 Arab-Israeli war.

HealthRe: Dr. Umoh Michael Dies After Allegedly Working 72 Hours In LUTH by bandOFhorses: 4:37pm On Sep 20, 2023
Stawner16:
A 72 hour shift is insane. Nigeria is the hell they mentioned in the Bible. Everyone here is probably paying for the sins of a past life cheesy
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Foreign AffairsRe: President Ali Bongo Explains Why There Are No Term Limits In Gabon's Presidency by bandOFhorses: 11:47am On Sep 01, 2023
RenaissanceGuy:
You and your father are even better than 90% of Nigeria's presidents who have pillaged this country into abject poverty and never-before-seen inflation. Your country's per capita GDP is $10,000 (the fourth highest in Africa) while Nigeria's is mere $2,000. It's not Gabon you're referring to. I do not support the familiocracy they're practicing, but they're not in poverty. Their poverty rate is 30% while Nigeria is at least 70%.
Gabon ranks high in the human development index(hdi) 0.7... I think. which is high
PoliticsRe: "We Brought Down Crashed Helicopter' - Bandits Claim Responsibility by bandOFhorses: 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2023
Iamcrazy:
Imagine! This can only happen in Migeria. A country where God is throwing everyone that wasn't righteous in thier previous life for correctional trial.
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I really feel you bro. I honestly feel same
PoliticsRe: Join Politics To Stop Fraudulent Elections, Obasanjo Tells Christians by bandOFhorses: 7:54am On Aug 13, 2023
when I look at the history of Nigeria. You and Gowon had real windows to have turned this country around.
but your lack of vision was such a big problem for ya

if you had a vision in 1999, Nigeria will be such a great nation today. Norway began their educational reform in 1999. operation you must go to school. you must get experience working in industry before your final year( like compulsory internship for SS2).

by 2016, Norway was the most developed nation in the world. high human development index. free education for its citizens and even international ones UP TO PHD LEVEL.

All you needed was have a vision. like the vision less cycle of leaders we have continued having since democracy.
TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by bandOFhorses: 2:23pm On Jul 27, 2023
Interstellar
TravelRe: Seeking Honest Advice: Considering Relocating Abroad - Need Your Thoughts by bandOFhorses: 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2023
it's hard these days for your kids to grow up sane in the western world. it's even hard to guide their choices. Stay in Nigeria. invest in agriculture. make more money and take your family to visit exotic places around the world
CrimeRe: IG Influencer, Austa XXO, Killed By Her Millionaire Boyfriend, Killaboigram by bandOFhorses: 4:56am On Jul 18, 2023
Denzel said to me a few hours ago ... "Be careful, at your highest moment, that's when the devil comes for you"
Science/TechnologyNew Worlds On The Horizon: Imagining Life On Distant Planets by bandOFhorses(op): 10:34am On Jul 14, 2023
For countless generations, humanity has gazed up at the night sky and wondered - are we alone in the universe? The discovery of thousands of exoplanets in recent decades has brought us closer than ever to answering this profound question. Among these alien worlds, a handful show promise as potentially habitable planets where life could thrive. Let us imagine what it might be like on three of these tantalizing new frontiers many lightyears away.

First, if we say so so and so planet is 580 lightyears away, it means it will take us 580 years to reach it if we were traveling at the speed of light. no machine has been built to travel that fast yet .


Kepler-452b - An Earth-like World

Orbiting a star similar to our sun, Kepler-452b has been called Earth's cousin. Located 1,400 lightyears away in the constellation Cygnus, this planet is thought to be rocky and have a thick atmosphere, with conditions suitable for liquid water oceans. With a year lasting 385 Earth days, plants and animals on Kepler-452b could follow similar seasonal cycles to our own world. We can envision vast blue oceans teeming with aquatic life, with vegetation ranging from rainforests to deserts across its continents. Kepler-452b's larger size suggests more extreme topography and giant land creatures. Floating mountains, vast cave systems, and towering trees and waterfalls could feature prominently across this alien yet strangely familiar landscape.

Gliese 667Cc - A Tidal Locked Odyssey

Only 22 lightyears away, Gliese 667Cc orbits a red dwarf star in the constellation Scorpius. The planet is likely tidally locked, with a permanent dayside and nightside. The dayside could feature a parched desert landscape, while the nightside would be frozen. Yet between the two extremes, there may be a twilight band with milder temperatures and liquid water. This would allow a unique diversity of environments and lifeforms to develop on Gliese 667Cc. We can picture wind-carved rock spires, carefully adapted vegetation, and heat-resistant animals on the dayside. The nightside could have icy plains and seas filled with bioluminescent organisms. The twilight band would present the most earth-like and habitable region. What a remarkable odyssey it would be to travel from the freezing darkness to eternal daylight across the hemispheres of this split personality world!


TRAPPIST-1e - A Sea and Fire Planet

39 lightyears away in Aquarius, TRAPPIST-1e orbits an ultracool dwarf star and likely has extreme volcanic activity creating a hellish environment. But it may still harbor life within its believed subsurface oceans. With year-long eclipses creating cold winters, any life on TRAPPIST-1e would need resilience against the drastic seasonal changes. Thermoactive microorganisms and simple aquatic creatures could thrive deep in the oceans and around hydrothermal vents. We can envision tubeworms and crablike organisms inhabiting the underwater havens, while above on dry land, flowing lava and glowing embers light the land like a scene from Dante's Inferno. But even this extreme world could have a role in the story of life's persistence across the cosmos.


The Cosmos Beckons

As we locate and learn more about exoplanets, our imagination journeys to alien shores undreamt of. What wonders will we find when we finally gaze upon these distant worlds? For now, we can only speculate and allow our minds to wander across the galaxy's horizon. The cosmos beckons us to venture forth.

Foreign AffairsRe: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by bandOFhorses: 11:22am On Apr 23, 2023
panafrican:
He told LGBT people how confused they are . Now common sense is coming back, and we hope the effect will continue until transgender practice is banished.
The most curious thing in this century is a government advocating for gay life.
Government embraces every form of population control. promoting gay agender is a form of population control as the vaccine 😁
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Weds 70-Year-Old White Woman by bandOFhorses: 8:19am On Apr 20, 2023
Rokiat:
His self hating green card wanting asss would be best to answer that question.

Sometimes black men really be out here embarrassing themselves. How can you settled for a pale old wrinkled azz woman when there are so many beautiful black queens out there? Foolishness in high places.
😂😂😂😂😂 who is this gal.... hit me up. I'm love you. you're funny
CelebritiesRe: Patrick Doyle Remarries by bandOFhorses: 11:52am On Jan 16, 2023
siofra:
Another reason to fear men consistently in 2023

Men will stain your black
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PoliticsThe Nigeria Election.... A Short Story by bandOFhorses(op): 12:37pm On Dec 24, 2022
The Election

PoliticsRe: INEC Declares APC’s Oyebanji Winner Of Ekiti Governorship Election by bandOFhorses: 9:11am On Jun 19, 2022
ikotunblog:
Good English is very important there is nothing like "How was your day" is either you say "How was your day" or rather say "How was your day" The "How" is supposed to come before "Was" then followed by "Day" so stop saying "How was your day" and start saying "How was your day"..period
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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Criticizes Osinbajo, Hails Tinubu by bandOFhorses: 11:32am On Jun 08, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Osibanjo is a controlled opposition positioned by apc and tinubu to deceive Nigerians that the primaries were free and fair and a trick for Nigeria to elect another Muslim president.It is a political game.
Flesh and blood have not revealed this to you. wink
FamilyRe: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by bandOFhorses: 12:42pm On May 16, 2022
From the ancient Vikings tradition. Eat pickles herrings,dip your little general in cold ice and face her north when having sex.
In the end. Pray and ask YHWH for a boy smiley
RomanceRe: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by bandOFhorses: 4:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Jeon:
NOTED..
PoliticsRe: Is This What Nigeria Has Been Reduced To? One Word For Nigeria In This Picture by bandOFhorses: 2:39pm On Mar 05, 2022
chatinent:
Nigeria has been reduced to the dregs. We produce oil but lack fuel. We are over-taxed but no development to show for it. If you have a shop in Nigeria, you'll hate this country. You are heavily taxed from the state to the local government, to the “land owners.”

One time LASEPA were distributing their garbage buckets, they'd go to shops who already have trashcans but insist they re-buy theirs or be sanctioned.


The funniest realities on ground now is you'll see POS operators almost outside every banks! And sometimes, when you think of it twice, you'll withdraw from the POS to avoid insult or another misdemeanor.

We complain of racist treatment outside! Aren't we the ones who will employ Whites with BSc to boss over Nigerians with BSc and the Nigerian will be digging tarred roads in the sun while the White will be supervising?


Aren't we the ones ready to fight for Ukraine for free while Boko Haram is there killing the northerners on per seconds check?

Nigeria wey after NYSC, e come bi like say your own hell done start?
God bless you. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Bash Tinubu For Promising To Pay Students’ WAEC Fees by bandOFhorses: 11:15pm On Jan 19, 2022
00FFT00:
What's your point exactly?.

That Nigerians should clap for a man for promising to pay basic entrance examination for their children with money evidently stolen from them anyway?.

That this same politics of the 1980s that already failed us should be revitalized and made trendy again so we will continue to retrogress in a circle?.

C'mon bro, I know you guys will do anything for Tinubu's self-acclaimed life ambition, but we must not all share in this vision of doom. A Nigerian president should not play poverty politics. This man is already sharing recharge cards, rice, cooking oil, and now Waec fees. What's next?.

These are policy decisions that ought to be sorted at the governmental level, and that should have been done a long time ago if Nigeria was a functional and equitable society. But your man chose to highlight a sore point for most poor families in this country, then play politics with it.

This is a man who wants to take this country's people further?. Is this how we are going to transit into a modern society?. Now, how is he paying for what he is giving away currently?. Are you guys this cerebral retarded?.

Ogundele alias Ahmed Tinubu is corruption and backwardness personified. He honestly lacks the energy, his name is soiled in graft and narcotics criminality and he will be blackmailed as president against our collective interests by western countries who have dossiers on him in regards to his various criminal activities in the past.

Nigerians don't need this man as president, have nothing to gain from him but everything to lose, and this country definitely does not owe him any selfish ambition.
Flesh and blood have not revealed this to you... God bless you for this... We are waiting for spirit manifestation in some hungry youths.... Reason is not enough anymore.... They are in our prayers �
ProgrammingRe: At 40, Can I Still Learn Programming And Be Good At It? by bandOFhorses: 7:38am On Jul 17, 2020
You should have a problem you wanna solve. If you go into programming with a mindset of making money. You would end up confused and quickly tired. On the way, you would make money, trust me.... I first had a mindset of money back in college, and it was a terrible experience until i sought to solve a problem, it became interesting, and i would wanna know everything and everyway.... Now i work remotely for a tech company in canada....
FamilyRe: RE: 4 Out Of 5 Pastors Said She Is My Wife, But We Dont See Eye To Eye by bandOFhorses: 8:28am On Jul 08, 2020
Biglittlelois:
The dream can mean anything, e.g she might be pretending right now to be in your good book in order to get married, and later on, when the going is good and things becomes bad all of a sudden, the mask will fall off, and after so many evils, she will up and leave,

And for your first gf, you both may not see eye to eye because you are currently not on same page, that doesnt mean she still doesnt love you and want to be with you, she just can't hide who she is, and this may be heavens way of telling you to be patient and not get married in a hurry to the 2nd, just wait patiently and pray, who knows, fate may bring you and your first together.

P.S this is solely my candid opinion, nothing more.
Insightful. smiley

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