₦airaland Forum

uplawal:
@banon,its not sure you are going to Heaven cos you av a scores to settle with tpia

With who ?, tpia's name was innitialy listed to go to hell, but when the list was taken to Devil, devil shouted blood of Jesus christ, and said that hell can not accomodate the both of them.

She is stranded as i talk to you now, Not going to heaven, not going to hell, and no harmony on earth.

KunleOshob:
@Tudor
I would also like to see you when you come to Nigeria, I might just be able to bring you to the knowledge of truth of the true gospel of christ over a couple of beers and some lovely pepper soup to go down with it, I am based in Lagos as well.

@ K man,
wats up, So Beers and pepper soup is now the new bible in this your newly bear ministry, I am right away applying to be the church chief custodian, and i accpet my offer of appointment even before your Holiness approves my application,

Please the church is for Three chosen men only, KunleOshob, Tudor and custodian banom, No more new members please ,
Evangelism and registrations closed.

@ chosen04

Baby wats up, I am too sure you are the next Igbo girl to create history,

manmustwac:
@banon
how do u know that am even going to hell? I thought that i was only going to my grave

Hon Mod, No be me make up the list ooo, na one angel write am give me make i post for nairaland,

meanwhile, two more feets under your grave is hell.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Hey. . .Brother , Welcome to Hell. tonite we shall flirt with all the sexy ladies inside the hot fire and scream loud to the music. DJ OGAGA is on the hint. Get ready iyke01  for the new demension in FUN Livin'. . . . .  [/size]

Ogaga Nawaoo, uno dey fear oooooooooooooo,

Carry CHI BABY, you go enjoy her well well

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625803#msg4625803 date=1254139453]As soon as I'm certain as to my visit i'll let you know but october is too near.

Banom e lyk say you don get everything for your igbeyawo planned. . .i hope you've notified ogaga.Which sin?
Was jesus not a drunkard?
Infact his first miracle was to turn water into wine. Go figure.

Hope there'll be wine at that your wedding or I no go show. . .[/quote]which one be igbeyawo planned ?

Ogaga is already notified

Na only mineral we go drink there, uno say nairlanders dey vex , de fit drink finish begin dey scata things there, besides my wife na born again, she no go allow achohol,

@ Tudor,

If you can't make it before october ending, then we can see by December, i will be back before christmass.

Krayola:
haha. Wetin u wan dey do for heaven sef?

Enjoyment brekete for there, i hope you remeber that you are going to hell.

AfroCynic:
Laughter wan kill me die o . Are you trying to say that there are no contract killers in Anambra? I doubt this is true, m[b]aybe the politicians in the state are not interested in taking a fellow human's life for the sake of power?[/b]

Normaly an average Anambrarian believe more in using money and connections to have his way that brutes and weopons, we believe that Ego ji olu,
may be you have not noticed that an average Anambrarian is deeply religious and emotioanal.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625611#msg4625611 date=1254137964]No qualms Deepsight. . . I never say no to a drink. [/quote]Why, is drinking alchohol not a sin ?

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625513#msg4625513 date=1254137017]Soon my man. My cousin is getting married to one guy like that and my family dey yarn say I must be there.[/quote]Ok, when you will be coming, you let me know on time, i will be going to America by october and am not sure yet when i will be back, but if i am still in Nigeria when you are around then you come over to Abuja, so we can see,


[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625513#msg4625513 date=1254137017]Banom who's this sexylemon you're going to heaven with?
Does she post here or what coz I don't think i've come across the i.d?
Every girl on NL adds "sexy" as prefix or suffix these days so its hard to tell who's who.[/quote]Dat one ? no put eye there, the girl na my internet wife, just go through page three of this thread you will see her reply, then click and see her profile, i go  marry her for internet and we will go to heaven . you and Moderator manmustwac are special guest to our wedding. manmustwac will still be the moderator on our weding day, while Ogaga4luv will be the priest.

Abuzola will be my best man, A.K.O will not be allowed to attend becuse he attempted collecting the girl from me,  many high diginitries will be there including Mr.Crackles and Satan.

Ogag4luv will lay hand on all attendants on that day and annoint every one.

OLAADEGBU

I hope you saw the list, your name dey for pending.

Manmustwac and Tudor

You guys have made a great mistake, were you expecting worshipers to vote yes, just wait an see the out come.

Tudor,
when are you coming to Nigeria.

@ Poster ,

Is that Obituary ?

manmustwac:
@Hey Tudor
do me a favour. Pls conduct a poll!

Polls for what ?

manmustwac:
So where is this list of nairaland members going to the imaginary hell? Give me the link.

See am, more names are coming,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-329452.0.html

@ poster,

what will they gain from poor souls, except in numbers.

biggjoe:
How dangerous is Anambra politics. Tell me, have you heard about anybody being mudered in Anambra for aspiring for a political office.

Anambra politics is not that bad. Anambra Politicians fight dirty sometimes but not dirty enough to kill. Unlike what we have in any other part of the country.

Yes The Yorubas killed funsho Williams because he wanted to become governor of lagos state.

In the our state, we have never heard anything like that and will never hear it. we have value for human life.

I love my people.

manmustwac:
HA HA HA You must be talking about the imaginary hell!

Whcih ever, even Seun and my man Tudor names dey there, me and Sexyleamon dey go heaven where we go tanda forever.

@ Poster,

Person wey don chop him share, why him no go like the way things are being run ?

sexyLeamon:
@poster so u are God now to decide people fate? nonsense.

Baby why dey vex na, u no say my name na first for the list to heaven and i will be required to bring one female along, and you no say na you i go carry go, no worry , u hear ? Na me and you go tanda for heaven till enternity,

HURRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, i CAN NOW CELEBRATE THE INDEPENDENCE , WE ARE LIBRATED FROM THE HANDS OF WORSHIPERS, WHO GOT ENVY THAT I WAS GOING AFTER ONE OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL SISTERS SEXYLEAMON AND BANNED ME

Now i can now go after any christian or muslim girl, Seun you are now my man, Manmustwac you did great by applying, how did you manage to beat other applicant who prayed that they should be chosen ? You must be great,

of course as the game is played by the christian and muslim moderators, you must give we the atheist some leverage here ok ?

Next is atheist Board,

Manmustwac, did you see the list of nairaland memebers that will be going to hell ? your name was there. Congrats.

Are we supposed to celebrate 49 years , what have we achieved with it,?
Or are we supposed to celebrate our second national recources 419 & Yahoo Yahoo for having helped many Nigerians become millionaires ?

udezue:
Zik's nationalistic attitude made the East more vulnerable.

Chukwu goziegi.

What is actualy wrong with the people of northern Nigeria, where is this people leading us to, why is it that any thing that enters into their hands fails, why have these barbaric conquerors made Nigeria a failed nation, Nigeria  practicaly became  the most ridiculuous nation on earth since 1967 it entered into their hands,

I once said on this forum during the appointment of Lamido Sanusi that we are about to have an incompetent CBN governor, some folks here disagreed with me,

After Sanusi's appointment as CBN governor , he immidiately cried foul in the public, telling every one that some Nigerian banks are unhealthy as a result of non performing loans, this lead to the sacking of five banks MDs, this action has kept many Nigerians confused ,with many questioning the competence and much louded performance of the immidiate past CBN governor Prof Chukwuma Soludo, and some others argueing that sanusi's action is simply a northern hostile takeover agenda.

In a bid to revitilise these five unhealthy Banks, Sanusi took over 400 billion Naira and injected into these banks as a bail out excecise, this action and the process was hailed by some common Nigerians while the elite class frowned upon it, the most annoying thing about the action of Lamido Sanusi is that these Five Banks in just less than two weeks after recieving these huge some, has lost about 40% of it's share value, an amount close to 470billion naira, consequently, it means that the bailout money injected into these five banks by Sanusi has vanished in the air,

This lost of 40% value was technicaly caused by sanusi himself, as it was as a result of lost of consumer confidence by custotmers and investors who lost confidence in the banks beacuse they were told by Sanusi that they are unhealthy, if sanusi understood his left from his right, he should have known that crying foul in the public will cause loss of consumers and investors confidence and will destroy the banks than helping it, having cried out, he shouldn't have gone ahead to inject such huge some into the banks , because as it has proven,will be a dead end venture, but it did not stop there, instead of sanusi looking for a more technical way to correct his mistakes, he is presently in a bid of reprinting a new naira note,( an action many have predicted is only made to bring back arabic text on naira notes,) this reprinting excercise will cost us billions, in a time our student are at home as a result of ASUU strike,

As many have wondered, is sanusi acting in good faith ? the truth is that, no matter what he/she does, a public servant is primarily judged by the result of his action, if in about six months of taking office , Nigeria is loosing billions of naira because of sanusi stupid and selfish actions, he is not acting in good faith if he was acting in good faith and in the intrest of Nigerians, he should have kept the matter indoors and go ahead and bail the banks, by so doing, the loss of consumers and investors confidence wouldn't have occured, which is even worse than non performing loans, because even if the banks recover today, they will find it extreemly hard if not imposible to regain consumer and investors confidence.

Then what is sanusi realy up to ?, Sanusi is only trying not to STEP INTO A GREAT MANS SHOE ( as theorised by the Jewish American power theorist and war strategist, Robert Greene, the author of the ground breaking, The 48 Laws of Power)Sanusi is only trying not to get lost in the much louded achievement of Prof soludo, he is trying to forge a new trend of his own making, his own public profile,but Nigerians may ask, is it just in a bid for sanusi to satisfy his ego and amoral mind that nigerians will have to waste Billions of naira, well the answer is that ,That is what you get when you appoint aboki as your CBN governor.

Atheists:
Why would l be afraid of a place that[b] doesn't exist[/b]. Where is hell by the way ?

Na lie, edey exist, your name dey for hell fire list, except you greese my palm, no changing

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329452.msg4621683#msg4621683 date=1254080545]I'd love to go to the mythical hell coz there's nothing in heaven I can't get on earth.

Is it melodious songs?. . . .go to fela's shrine at ikeja.

Golden streets?. . . . The damn middle east has them.

Beautiful mansion?. . . .you can get them cheaper this days in the US due to the slump.

Children playing with lions or serpents?. . . . Go to the damn circus!

Joy and happiness?. . . .yeah, we've got disneyland!

White spotless robes?. . . .go to Aba![/quote]Tudor , you dey vexooooooooooo,

my man shebi you see my name for that list? i dey go heaven with sexyleamon ,

Deep Sight:
How come no one has asked me the meaning of MOGANALA?

abeg wetin that one mean ?