₦airaland Forum

Stolen meat tastes sweeter

ashewoboy:
this girl will be very delicious. she go get pink pvssy.

Ya head dey there

bjbjbj:
What special about the so call car. Only in Nigeria you people celebrate criminal . Uber car for Canada.

Who does Uber with Rolls Royce?

Please show us pictorial evidence

oluwadabira111:
I swear poverty na bastard,i have to make my first billion by the age of 35 anyway anyhow

Any sensible lady around you should keep her pants locked up when not in use!

dollyjoy:
Somebody's mother!!!!!!!!

So because she's somebody's mother she should not market her goods?

Deathisfree:
Hello
I caught my stepmom sleeping with another man, my dad works in another state but stepmom didn’t know I caught her .i had to throwaway face and acted smart.

What do I do please ?

Did you see the man on top of her or are you just making assumptions?

Finnese001:
Hi RomanceLanders, please help a brother, though I'm not good in writing so please let's overlook that. The thing is that i am more attracted to matured women (even married ones) than girls my age or little above my age and I'm just 27. So please i just want to know if this is a normal feeling or is there something behind it. Thanks.

I don't think it's abnormal... Everyone has his preferences

She too wants to become another Regina Daniels

nicepoker101:
If you never attended a boarding school then you really missed out on something spectacular

Speak for yourself please

Onyi22:
It was a romantic sence to behold....
When two rich people engage in sex
So so romantic, I wish I was the one.....



The best guy to enjoyed sex with is a rich, famous Nigga not with a poor broke frustrated Nairaland guy..,
Ride on my rich housemates

I will find you and I will fučk you real good

lukui:
This is coming after surfing through the home page of Nairaland this evening and noting one of the trending news is
Re: Lady Assaults, Slaps A Huge Guy At Fast Food Restaurant.
https://www.nairaland.com/5296324/lady-assaults-slaps-huge-guy
And most of you guys will have read this news, so if you are the guy that was slapped, now what will you do?

I will respond with a destiny changing slap!

Penisinpenisout:
You don't have a strong feeling just by looking at picture. That is just what you telll yourself to feel better about your situation. It's called coping mechanism.

Considering the name you chose as your moniker, "Penisinpenisout" I have a strong feeling that you're a 40 seconds man

I have a strong feeling that this guy has not fùcked this girl yet

BIGGIE121:
Hello nairalanders, there is this girl i met in shop rite few months ago she was the kind of girl that has evrytin i would want in a woman, as a sharp guy that dont admire women silently i aproached her for her digits . she was reluctant in giving me her number initially ( you guys know the general mentality of girls when guys ask for their digits) after all the "you are a stranger i cant give you my number talks" she enventually gave me her digits and that was how it all started.


Soon enough we started getting familiarised with each other and after all the wooing and persuation she agreed to date me few weeks later.


Fast forward to the third time she came to my house which was yesterday., she had been saying no to my sexual advances all this while so i really went far with her yesterday i almost had sex with her bu ,what happened made me not to, So after all the lovey duvey play we started romancing,the romance was an intense one so it got to my head and i inserted my fingers into her pp and that was where the whole saga started .


She started using my hand to rub her g spot, when she felt my hand was not doing the job she wanted it to do, she removed my hand nd switched it with hers (maybe she forgot i was stiil there with her). she closed her eyes nd started rubbing her center of gravity vigorously i was suprised by her outlandish behaviour so i backed out and was watching her . 1 mins later or so her body stiffened and she started shaking like an epiletic patient when having seizures, i was aghasted to bone (by that time my jt was already flaccid) so i started shaking her with all the strength i had that was she opened her eyes, she was really ashamed of herself so she couldnt look at my face.


Few minutes later when evertin was settled i did not know the right question to ask her, so i asked what the problem was, so she told me that she has been an addict to masturbation for the past 4 years now and that she does twice or thrice a week, (i was shock to the brim by her ourburst) i asked her whether anybody apart from me knew this ,she said not even her room mates or anyone knows that she masturbates . Her outburst was difficult for me to assimilate ,so i had to tell my friend he adviced me to stay away from her cause she gonna be a bad energy to me.


This issue has been making me feel unsettled since yesterday the experience was a new one to me so i had share it here to solicit for your opinions and ideas on how to help her stop masturbation.


I wanted her as a fling before but now i am getting attachted to her pls i am in dire need of advice on what to do with her.....


PS: she is a 300 level student of a prestigious university in nigeria and she is 21 years old

Here's my advice - Stay with her but when you get an opportunity to fùck her, do it so well that she will realise that there's no substitute for a good diçk

FreeSpirited:
What's there, some men don't even value their wife, so, those wives are looking for men that will service them well. I have about two married women that are currently on my head..ready to knack me if I give them go ahead, but I've been dodging them somehow cos I'm not quite ready..or just sceptical about it. I see no big deal about servicing another mans wife that is willing and sexually frustrated in her marriage

Go ahead... you have my support

meeky007:
pls it's not dat I don't like girls, it's just a turn off for me
I'm always attracted to older nd married women
nd they always come for me. what should I do pls

Married women are usually sweeter and they come with less stress.

Just make sure you're discrete

Freemaxon:
Please don't mind my English..
Am Temmy by name, there was this girl have been chatting with for over some Months now on Facebook... We have been chatting to the extent that if she didn't see me online for once, she won't be comfortable at all...We do talk dirty alot online when we are chatting.. To the extent that I do send some of my nude to her and she do same as well...
I always feel sexually arouse anytime am chatting with her online....So this weekend the girl tell me that, she will be coming to me this weekend to spend some time with me, and I vividly agreed to her (that is what have been hooping for either)
After finalizing about her coming... I go through her pictures on Facebook and discover that, she is sister to my current girlfriend am dating now...... Please what should I do.... Just a words of advice!!!!!!!

Make sure you fučk her once she visits you... she must not get away

sammhi:
There is no doubt that Fatoyinbo is a serial adulterer and probably a rapist. But the action of the Actor is despicable too. He can quit without the placard stuff . Carrying placard shows he has an ulterior motive or he was never really a loyal member. Loyalty is to Jesus and not human but if a place you worship is engrossed in scandal that is not the time to carry placard. Silence is golden too . He goofed seriously

Maybe FAT Oyinbo also fuçked his wife

It will be suicidal for her to go back with him to Dubai.

She is much safer in England

That means her pùssy is still available on the open market

What a shame

Jonathan really needs to win this battle of he wants to remain relevant in the scheme of things in the Niger Delta area

Fuqman:
All these small small di*ck self. Get 9inches length u know want.

I challenge to come and let's compare size

Kingosytex:
Nigerians always twist stories to suite what they want to hear, Ese Walters never said pastor Biodun raped her, she said she was MANIPULATED, so all those guys who have been saying otherwise should hear from the horse's mouth


As for Busola, things are not always as they appear to be because in the word "BELIEVE" there is also the word "LIE"

Are you indirectly saying that she looks like a horse?

Taking her through the back will be difficult

Threebear:
Everytime I see her I remember the toilet incident.

Did someone fùck her in the toilet in BBN?

You can be friends with benefits with them

There's nothing to be afraid of if you're sure you did not participate in the theft in any way

You can take the man out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the man!

ThePreachersSon:
Are you saying we should live you people and marry Caucasians?

She's saying that white guys marry fine African ladies but when African guys go to marry white ladies they choose the fat and dowdy ones

Fuqman:
Married women will not kill me in Abuja ooh.. They're getting bolder and doing the chase game.

No dulling.

Fùck them and go your way!

She has a flat belly and her breasts look good

enemyofprogress:
And na somebody burn this girl

Yes, na person burn am