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Mypeople2:
Love no longer exist .It is all about the money .The more money you have, the more women are likely to fall for you.When you start having issues in your relationship, trace it very well,there is 98% chance that money is the problem

You have said it all!

Good move, I hope it will not cause more inconvenience to first time users of the bridge

Bloody attention seeker

Go and learn to write in proper English

Kelvin30286063:
Dude, there is no medical device that can take out sperm. The only other means it can be extract is through testicular sperm aspiration (TESA) They will insert needle into your testicle and the sperm will be aspirated.
I was pushing you on to be sure you know what you're getting yourself into even when I know the whole process from beginning to the end. My wife has done it twice.
Though my dick works but we felt we should try another method since it's been over a year and she's not getting pregnant yet doctors and tests keep saying we are okay.
When they told me the only two ways to get my sperm, I quickly opted for masturbation.

Last last it didn't work, though the doctor told us upfront that the process is 50/50 but if we keep trying it, one will hit. Maybe after the third or fourth.
For me, I no dey do again. I'll just continue to make love to her until she gets pregnant one day then I will enjoy the surprise.
It's a little embarrassing having to deliver your sperm to nurses and they will still be asking you how you got it. That question almost made me slap one nurse.

I would advise that you encourage your wife to have an affair with an ex boyfriend or some random guy who is healthy so the guy can get her pregnant.

Kelvin30286063:
Sperm donation can be produced in any form. Masturbation is the fastest and easiest of them all. I just laugh when people condemn Masturbation as if God was stupid when he made us in a way that we can enjoy doing it and even release.

Fuçking the woman to get her pregnant is much cheaper and faster.

Okpa042:
They don't do it for sex or for money.

They do it for the satisfaction that dominance and take over gives

The idea of them snatching another woman's property turns them on. Taking over another woman's man gives them pleasure.

That "I can give him what he can never get at home" is a definite turn on abi women am I lying?

Same thing applies to guys, doing another guy's babe in the other room just go excessively well .

All in all, sometimes money and sex might not be the target but that "I can take your man and use him whenever and however I want and then give him back to you after I am done because I can"...thats the target.

I think you have a good point here

Happy New Year Everyone!

Kelvinmelvin:
Sperm donation is the provision by a man of his sperm with
the intention that it be used in the artificial insemination or
other fertility treatment of a woman or women who are not his
sexual partners in order that they may become pregnant by
him.

The man is known as a 'sperm donor and the sperm he
provides is known as 'donor sperm because the intention is
that the man will give up all legal rights to any child produced
from his sperm, and will not be the legal father.

So I am someone who's not interested in giving birth, it has never been part of my agenda or among the list of things I want to do in life

And I know how some people weep or feel sad on the inside due to the inability to reproduce due to the one reason or the other.

So are you a woman

A couple

Or A lesbian couple seeking a way of becoming pregnant without sexual intercourse

IVI has proven to be a fast and reliable way to get pregnant without sexual intercourse

So I am offering to donate my spermatozoa to any one.

Yes I'll sign an agreement giving you full rights to the child (And will sign another agreement stating that I'll not make any form of contact with you or the child)

My services are 100% Free of charge. I just want to make maximum of 10 families happy.

Without further ado, I will like to describe myself:

I am 5'9, Average weight and a little muscular, black hair, black eye color, I am not too dark in complexion, hmm no sickness or any form of disease in my body (You can ask me for more info when you contact me) and as for my personality I am a very cool headed and interesting person


Ways to contact me:

WhatsApp:This is my whatsapp number 07032293621
Or you can use this link to contact me directly on whatsapp https:///send?phone=2347032293621&text=Hi/my+name+is

Email: Kelvhaywhy@gmail.com

Everyone willing to donate are more than willing to join my Facebook group (In the process of creating it)

How will you provide the sperm?

Artificial insemination or by fuçking the woman?

Rajosh:
Which privacy. That's his house. He put the camera in his House. The woman invited her lover when the fiance traveled.

This is why it's not good to fuçk a married woman in her house

marvelck:
What Flavour is doing is not fair, at all

How can only him be dating two beautiful women, (ex beauty queens) at the same time. Haba na cheating naa

Tuface, Wizkid', and Davido did their own and left. But in Flavour's case,.he has refused to let go. I m very sure, baby number 2 is already loading for Anna Banner

Anna and Sandra really need to move on and find someone else to settle down with and stop the whole drama with Flavour

How is it your business if he's still fuçking them?

There is no such thing as unconditional live between spouses!

alimaa:
Please I need a piece of advice on how to handle this situation.

I have a very close friend and his wife has asked for financial assistance severally and I obliged. The problem I have here is what will my friend think if he should be seeing a bank alert from me on his wife's phone?

The woman has been calling my line since the beginning of this month which I have continued to ignore. She would later send text asking for financial help and this kind of situation is very confusing because you might report to her husband and they will both turn the whole thing against you.

Please what should I do?

Next time you want to send money to her go to the bank and deposit it in her account and use a fictitious name when filling the space for depositor's name

Where is that smell coming from?

I hope you eventually found the type of male friend you were looking for

czarina:
Well-deserved!

Now he needs a relaxing Swedish massage to complete the entire package.


You need a massage too. Check my profile

Do you give massage with a happy ending?

chiefolododo:
Maybe she offended him

And so fuçking what?

Is that a reason to beat her to death?!

cbrass:
She will be 37 next year and I am not sure if I really want to marry next year sef

If that is the case then you should end the relationship as ASAP so she can try her luck elsewhere.

If you continue to string her along and eventually not marry her after wasting her time just know that you have made a lifelong enemy in her!

cbrass:
Good morning guys and compliment of the season.

There is this beautiful lady i am looking forward to settle with but she is 2years older than me.
My younger sister said that it is too risky and i should be very sure of what i am trying to do...i just don't get what that means
So guys i need your help on what to look out for, also when is Menopause age?

Thank you

If she is not up to 38 years then you should not be bothered about menopause at this stage.

Mature women do not come with the baggage and stress of much younger ladies

ashawopikin:
One time, i was banging one babe in my street, I was giving her doggy when her boyfriend called, I increased the tempo, its like the guy asked what she was doing, why was she panting, she now said she was running to fellowship because she was late, I was shocked

Something similar once happened to me while I was fuçking a married woman

Mature pússy tastes good

By why would the guy expect yo be the only one fuçking this beautiful lady?

Dicktion:
This is no trolling. I'm seriously in a deep sh!t.

Whenever I catch her staring at me I would see this i'm all yours for the taking look on her face. She treats me like i'm her only child where as i'm not even her child. She asks about my family, relationship status and buy things that a lady isn't supposed to buy for a guy unless they are lovers. She would tell me not to disclose her little gestures to anyone as she just likes me cos i'm hardworking hence the goodies I gain from her.

Just this afternoon while I was about to go for a lunch I saw this could you just come and screw me right now look on her face as she smiled while handling back some papers i gave her to sign before I leave. She then asked what my plans are for tomorrow and if I may go pay her a visit. Now I'll have to go back and give her a reply. I dunno the kinda excuse I'll go give her that would work. And It just downed on me now that I may loose my job if I don't play well, hence I'm typing this. Guys with similar experiences help a brother. How do I go about this?
Right now my job/career is at stake.

Cc. Lalasticlala, mynd44, finestboy, farano

It's not your business whether she is married or not fúck her but be very discrete about it

Saraki has lost relevance in Nigeria's political terrain!

Wazobiamax22:
The management of the zoo didn't do well

When visitors are around, the tranquilizers should be within the reach of the security men

This is carelessness on their own part and the family should demand justice.

What was the idiot looking for in the tiger's enclosure?

His family has no case!

TOPCRUISE:
So it's not a crime if your wife consent to have sex with all your neighbours and friends!
Are you a man at all, or a Robot

Please refer me to the penal code which makes it a crime or keep quiet and stop using native intelligence!

Since when did it become a crime for two consenting adults to have sex?