₦airaland Forum

bendazum:
Is it why Mikel is not married?

Dude doesn't want any stories that touch.

GreatResearcher1:
Read this https://www.nairaland.com/5780636/lost-job-girlfriend-dumped-me

GreatResearcher1:
Has anything positive ever come out from Nigerian ladies?

woodrow:
I have been registering my card in Abuja and the north for the past 14 years without issues. When my paperas expired for d first time in Lagos and I tried to renew that was how I knew there is limitation to how Lagos carry out their registration.I just called Abuja and had it sent to me via crosscountry.
Lagos jst dey give themselves wahala that they dnt need.have they thought of what wld happen wen they cant access the internet? Means registration wld ve on hold for that period?
I use Abuja.once I have d originals I careless about those people on d road.no vio can impound my vehicle becos he cldnt verify the authenticity. D last time one astopped me in 2012,he use that hand held device to verify my insurance only.he cldnt confirm vehicle licence.its not my bizness.he had nothing against me.I know my contact only deals original papers.i even hated it when Lagos started charging 500 for radio.the thing is Sao annoying.lagos just like to extort vehicle users for no added service.go to the north,you can never queue for driver license but in Lagos its a bizness on its own.I hate many things about Lagos even though I'm a lagosian

EVILFOREST:
When I found her she was already more than 4 times wealthier than me and also younger than me by 9 years.
She was 22 then. I earned $800 USD monthly in Nigeria while she earned almost $5000 USD monthly because of her double JOB.

Despite this she was visiting me quarterly until I joined her. She also got to know about other Ladies around but she fastened her seatbelt and loved me more.
She placed my Parents on salary without my notice.
She was just WONDERFUL.
I hate seeing her CRY...

Martinez39s:
People don't realise that female nature is universal. If you pick a wife in Nigeria and send her abroad to come live with you, she will most likely destroy you in the family courts at one point once she learns about the system and gets engrossed in feminism over there. At that point, she doesn't have to be loyal and submissive because the court system has given her all the power over you in the relationship. Those who live abroad and think picking a wife in Nigeria will guarantee a loving, well-cultured, traditional, and submissive wife are under a great misapprehension. Once these women learn the system and embrace radical feminism over there, the man is done for.

EVILFOREST:
YES oooo, BRO.
Are you not surprised that the BRITISH PRIME MINISTER only has a partner and not WIFE.
He is not married.
He knows that the moment he MARRIES, he will sink like the Titanic.
CR7 is not also married. They all know.

potent5:
But prenuptial agreement can sort this out if the woman is for real and the man wants it.

StarUp:
He said he doesn't like a uniformed job with the paramilitary, so I should kill myself because I want to help someone who is Choosey? The best I could do was help him repost his advert since he doesn't want my offer. Sorry bro...looks like I have become a pain in your a$$.

Chosen1984:
Heavy and UnRepentant Spirit of Death Pursuing these ones..

smith666999:
YOU DON'T HAVE FEMALE CONTACT ON YOUR PHONE?
THAT'S A BIG FAT LIE!

WHAT OF YOUR MOM, SISTERS, NIECES ETC,
YOU DON'T HAVE THEIR NUMBERS TOO?

DON'T BE A BLOODY LIAR ABEG!

emmaodet:
Hmmmmmm
If a woman dey fire on full cylinders, abeg i no go fit marry am even though i like the crazy sex.
There is a difference between playing/fooling around with ladies at tender age and Marriage. Big difference.
In marriage, you want someone -

Reliable
Discipline
With self-control
Not too addicted
Confident on

And these qualities can't be guaranteed from a woman with high sexual prowess.

We want a woman that will travel to another state or countries for weeks and have the rest of mind she won't misbehave or a nympho who can't just do without sex for a week.
A woman that can't just go for a 3-weeks NYSC camp without been banged because kole mu ara duro (can't hold her body or herself)
When it comes to marriage, Reasonable men (note that i mean - REASONABLE)/will bring out another Checklist entirely to screen the women for a potential good wife.
Thanks

timagentms:
One of my girlfriend when I was in school always shouting whenever she reach organism, she will be will be shouting when I am fucking her when she want to cum, like baby, more effort, is about to touch the thing, you are about to reach the thing, pls Bleep me harder pls, and I will be seriously serious in fucking her, and before you know it, I will shout pls hold me tight, I am cumming.

But my wife in the house, I don't normally pray to reach organism, because whenever my wife about to reach organism, she will beat me, bite me and hold me tightly, just for her to cum.

Please all these I can say are not fake organism.

CAPSLOCKED:
I HOPE HE SUPPLIES MULTIPLE ORGASMS? PLEASE TAKE IT EASY WITH HIM. IF HE GETS TO USE DRUGS IN ORDER TO GO THE EXTRA MILE HE MAY SOON BE A DEAD MAN... WHICH IS NOT EVEN A LOSS FOR YOU SINCE YOU CAN ALWAYS KEEP AS MANY OTHER MEN, BUT CONSIDER HIS FAMILY!!

dinachi:
I know he will die. Trump is next. It is part of the evil conspiracy. Why Trump has not been infected is because of the prayer of saints in America.

If Trump is infected, it is all over, evil has won
Coming of Antichrist is near.

u11ae1013:
God save the king!

I think the whole world should hold China accountable for this mass slaughter, from eating live mice, snakes, octopus, bats to having sex with chicken and fish.

I can never forget my experience working with a Chinese, I once caught a dog giving his wife a head, she poured milk over there and the dog was licking

princejenks:
This is when you thank God you're Nigerian, just a little discomfort and bad press and she'll be let off the hook after paying a minimal fine. Pause and think, if she were North Korean or did same there,what would be the outcome?