₦airaland Forum

Jgoldie:
You are not ready...keep getting emotional on my post like a sissy that you are....when has nairaland become an hospital...keep pouring akamu into that woman oo and let her keep removing it,we would see which womb will become detachable soonest...ode agba

Incandescent:
Urhobo amaka

owelle22:
Nairalander don reach the babe Instagram

owelle22:
Nairalander don reach the babe Instagram

gonkin:
If you're worshipping with us for the first time, i was the only one

Angelfrost:
Weddings or Marriages??!... Why not just stfu and keep rolling out the noise hits your fans love...

Bawizzo:
Atiku is a thief.
Tinubu is a thief.


Also rock ain't meant for thieves.

ceasare:
If u know d amount and veracity of voodoo most low level criminals fashion against those judges to be left off d hook or given favourable judgement you will understand why okonji abang said he shd stop looking at him.....now for a high profile criminal like maina,a Fulani man with ties to Niger and (nigerien marabouts at his Becks n call) , heavily laden with stolen loot ! My brother d kind juju wey go dey under that babariga ehm e go dey enough to start ife modakeke war part 2

BTW look at d look on maina's face like what did I stole that this idiot are worrying me.i steall reach Oyo-ita or patience Jonathan?

lukui:
JUDICIARY, the most corrupt tier of democracy, well I dont expect anything from them, so don't be disappointed if nothing comes out from this case

ABEG WHO GET NOKIA PIN MOUTH CHARGER?

godwinkessi:
Is he no ‘posed to a deplomat? Nigeria should give this guys diplomatic passports. I won’t tolerate any international insults on them.

Davido, Wizkid and Rick Ross should get that Nigerian diplomatic passport. Or they should just use Instagram followers to give passports.

10m instagram followers automatic diplomatic passports

Rapmoney:
Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.