₦airaland Forum

Ishilove: Please keep your pity . What tha freck am I supposed to do with flowers?

The whole flower thingy is borrowed culture from the West

Proudly Naija

Why stop at flowers? Diamonds, designer clothes/shoes, expensive perfumes, hot cars are also borrowed culture from the West. Would you reject all that too?

sheyguy: I can bet, 33% of those employed can't come out to declare themselves gainfully employed. Either they just sell stuff like Gala, torchlight and belt in traffic hold up to survive or they are into one crime or the other.

Bros o! Wetin u want make dem do nah? Go queue for one big man house dey hail am every day so dat I'm go dey feed dem? For igboland you go hail so tay your voice go hoarse and not even one grain of rice go drop! Or abi u wan make dem just lie down die? As no oyel company dey for dem to go block gate as per land lord issues, how far? All hustle na hustle jare, abeg make dem carry go jo!

Iyanya - iyanya onoyom mbuk

Lynxx - chukie edozien

Olu maintain - Edward adegbulu

Goldie - Susan Oluwabimpe Harvey
Samklef - Samuel Chuks Oguachuba

9jadelta: the car cost around 1.5 to 2million which is abt 200million.. Which igbo trader will waste such money on car exept he is politician or a ritualist (even satan no dey give that kind money to ritualist)

So every Igbo man is a trader? If we have to reason that way, does that make every Niger deltan a kidnapper, creek pirate or armed robber?

Ridiculous!! Mickey Mouse degrees! Who do they think they are fooling? 88 1st class degrees? No wonder Nigerian parents are breaking the bank to send their children to universities outside Nigeria; any university outside will do.

I bet all the multinationals in Nigeria are falling over themselves to employ one of these 88 1st class graduates **rolls eyes**.

Yeah right!

kandiikane: Light is having a yellow tone to you.

Trey songz, denzel etc aren't light.

Dem kind of niggurs r quite rare. How many do u know?

MsDarkSkin:
they are all dark.

I don't get it? What type of light r u talking about then?!

MsDarkSkin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dark chocolate, 'STRAIGHT!'

So Dbanj, Denzel Washington, Usher, Kanye West, etc. have no chance of scoring with u

MsDarkSkin: I love my chocolate!!

....even the white ones

Mr..Cork:
no oofeinsese but dark skin homebase Nigerian guys usually look like arm robbers.... Actualy am from London and am Caramel lookin complexsion

A lot of women are actually drawn to guys who look like criminals.

There r different shades of light & dark, with some a delightful mix of both. U jeed to give examples. Unless u secretly mean tribe.

It was inevitable. The logic & simplicity of Christianity & Islam was just too much for our African religions to withstand. Same thing happened to British, Irish, Roman, German, Greek, etc traditional religions. They were also swept away, albeit hundreds of years earlier, by the great force of those religions from the Middle East.

How much?

ayosmiles: I used to have this girlfriend I loved so much that I would go to her place, sleepover and cook her breakfast. On weekends I would help her tidy her room before takin her out. When she left me, I thought she felt I was too attached but now she's back beggin me to come back, sayin she made a mistake and no guy could care 4 her like me.

Guys, is it wise to do those things for your woman? Girls, will you appreciate a guy that does that?

It's people like u that make things difficult for us. I like my women in high heels, short skirt, bright red lipstick, no panties or bra, slutty as hell, cooking & cleaning, and ready to bendover on demand

bohboh275: Na wa ooh how can we get out of this? especially when our president na fisherman. No be small thing. GOD save 9ja my country.

What's wrong with fisherman? We've had several cattle rearers, cocoa farmer & briefly had a palm oil tapper as head of state. Now fisherman come be issue?

I'm not hating here, but It's "TheObserver Magazine" (a free, weak magazine handed out by jobless people at train & bus stations) and not "Observer Magazine" which is part of a major UK daily.

He still try though

jason123: Logic dictates that SSoutherners and Northerners should have a sizeable portion of such banks if that was the case, isn't it? C'mon man, let's think!

Your logic will only make sense if d attitudes of d N & SS towards d Igbos are different from the SW.

samkoro: Yorubas open accounts only in Yoruba banks,they rarely open account in any Igbo owned bank cos they feel that if situations arises all their money may be converted to five naira just like Awolowo converted all Igbo money to five pounds.That's the bitter truth.

Another truth is that Igbos don't exhibit tribalism in choosing banks to open account.

I hereby call on Igbos to change their accounts to Igbo banks cos its safer there.If you Doubt it ask J J okocha and the Sarakis societe generale.They coverted Okochas money to a coaching job at Kwara football Academy

You've got a point here. Also, how many Yorubas are prepared to go and work in a bank filled and controlled by "omo Igbos"? Many would rather remain jobless. This probably explains the situation at diamond bank!

badesco: Your assertion is quite right, that is naija for us. The one i am disgust about
is that of Union Bank, despite is Fg property, the so call igbos ensures that
they plant their selves in this our bank, thereby making it look as if it igbo bank,
that is to show how greedy some part of this country can be. Tribalism will continue
as far as this Nigeria is still alive.

Your barely disguised Igbo-hatred took away the shine from any point that you were supposed to be making here.

It most be extremely boring working in a place filled with on one tribe though.

0k2NVme: El-Rufai can Shove his accusations very i up his a55, I know there is enuff room up there.

So guess you've personally explored that area of his anatomy

Everybody wan hammer!

Murder_X: Nigerian Law Bans All Aircraft Older Than 20 years,

In Nigeria The Law Bans All Aircraft Older Than 20 Years(So They Say)
Look At The Info Below.
So I Ask Again ...Which Way Nigeria?
Which Way?
When Will The Continuing Devaluation Of Human Life Cease?


Aero Contractors Current Fleet

5N-BIZ 24558 1845 Boeing 737-4B7 01-02-2007 N436US 22.2 Years
5N-BJA 24873 1931 Boeing 737-4B7 05-2007 N446US lsf Jet Partners LLC
21.7 Years
5N-BJO 534 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-311Q Dash 8 Y50 23-02-2007 C-FLGJ lsd 12.9 Years
5N-BKQ 26695 2423 Boeing 737-522 28-08-2008 VP-BSW lsf GECAS 19.4 Years
5N-BKR 26699 2485 Boeing 737-522 14-08-2008 VP-BSX lsf GECAS 19 Years
5N-BLC 26692 2421 Boeing 737-522 26-09-2008 VP-BSV 19.4 Years
5N-BLD 26675 2345 Boeing 737-522 10-08-2008 VP-BSU lsf GECAS 19.9 Years
5N-BLE 26672 2343 Boeing 737-522 02-04-2009 VP-BSQ 19.9 Years
5N-BLG 25387 2179 Boeing 737-522 28-08-2011 VP-BTI 20.5 Years
5N-BLH 25383 2146 Boeing 737-522 Due VP-BTG lsf WFBN 20.7 Years
5N-BOB 24232 2060 Boeing 737-42C 26-03-2012 EI-CWE [Stored] lsf AWAS
21 Years
5N-BOC 24814 2270 Boeing 737-42C 17-10-2011 EI-CWF lsf AWAS 20.2 Years

Air Nigeria Current Fleet

5N-VNC 29338 3114 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYN lsf GECAS
13 Years
5N-VND 29337 3113 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYM lsf GECAS
13 Years
5N-VNE 29340 3121 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYP lsf GECAS
12.8 Years
5N-VNF 29341 3125 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 08-07-2010 OE-IAF lsf CAT
12.7 Years
5N-VNG 29342 3127 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 OE-IAI lsf GECAS
12.6 Years
5N-VNH 19000210 Embraer ERJ-190AR (ERJ-190-100 IGW) C12Y84 02-06-2010 PT-SGT
5N-VNI 19000226 Embraer ERJ-190AR (ERJ-190-100 IGW) C12Y84 02-06-2010 PT-SHM
5N-VNJ 28558 2876 Boeing 737-36N C16Y100 16-08-2010 N542MS lsf GECAS 15.2 Years
5N-VNK 27469 2864 Boeing 737-33A C16Y100 15-11-2010 N901AS lsf AerSale Inc 15.3 Years
5N-VNL 27910 2873 Boeing 737-33A C16Y100 15-11-2010 N902AS lsf AerSale Inc 15.2 Years
5N-VNM 25375 2598 Boeing 737-4Q8 03-08-2011 TC-TJD lsf ILFC 18.2 Years
SU-GCI 696 Airbus A330-243 C24Y244 13-05-2012 F-WWYR lsf EgyptAir Papa Do 6.7 Years



Arik Air Current Fleet
5N-BKU 4207 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-402Q Dash 8 C10Y62 14-10-2009 C-FPPU Christopher
5N-BKV 4219 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-402Q Dash 8 C10Y62 06-11-2009 C-FSRN Cyprian
5N-JEA 15058 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FHRH
5N-JEB 15059 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FHRK
5N-JEC 15054 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FGNB
5N-JED 15114 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 31-03-2007 C-FMEP 5.4 Years
5N-MJC 33932 2234 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 14-06-2007 N1795B Martin
5.2 Years
5N-MJD 36073 2248 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 14-06-2007 N1787B Michael
5.2 Years
5N-MJE 34761 2401 Boeing 737-7GL(WL) Y149 25-11-2007 N737AV McTighe
4.7 Years
5N-MJF 34762 2427 Boeing 737-7GL(WL) Y149 04-12-2007 N737BV Queen of Angels 4.6 Years
5N-MJG 33944 2576 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 27-05-2008 N346AT Claudiana 4.2 Years
5N-MJH 36719 2589 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 27-05-2008 N347AT Margaret 4.2 Years
5N-MJI 28640 799 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 04-02-2009 N740AL lsf GECAS City of Freetown 11.3 Years
5N-MJJ 28641 809 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 04-02-2009 N741AL lsf GECAS 11.2 Years
5N-MJK 30830 855 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 09-04-2009 N742AL lsf GECAS Ville De Niamey 11.1 Years
5N-MJN 35638 2789 Boeing 737-86N(WL) C16Y132 10-03-2009 N1796B lsf GECAS Eddington 3.4 Years
5N-MJO 35640 2819 Boeing 737-86N(WL) C16Y132 29-06-2009 N358MT lsf GECAS Augustine 3.3 Years
5N-MJP 38970 3030 Boeing 737-8JE(WL) C20Y126 28-10-2009 N1787B Sultan of Sokoto 2.8 Years
5N-MJQ 38971 3065 Boeing 737-8JE(WL) C20Y126 17-02-2010 City of Calabar 2.7 Years
CS-TFW 910 Airbus A340-542 C36Y201 11-12-2008 F-WJKH lsf Hi Fly Our Lady of Perpetual Help 4 Years
CS-TFX 912 Airbus A340-542 C36Y201 29-04-2009 F-WJKI lsf Hi Fly Captain Bob Hayes 3.9 Years


Chanchangi Airlines Current Fleet

5N-BEV 22658 861 Boeing 737-217(A) 10-12-2004 C-GCPZ 30.2 Years
5N-BIF 23043 972 Boeing 737-282(A) C12Y88 21-11-2005 N233TM [Stored]29 Years
5N-BIG 23044 973 Boeing 737-282(A) 28-12-2005 N344TM 29 Years
5N-BIH 23046 981 Boeing 737-282(A) 28-12-2005 N789TM 22.9 Years
5N-BMB 25079 2016 Boeing 737-3J6 03-2009 B-2536 21.3 Years
5N-BMC 25089 2027 Boeing 737-3Z0 03-2009 B-2537 21.2 Years


Dana Air Current Fleet
5N-DEV 49947 1900 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 11-05-2012 N934JM
20.9 Years
5N-JAI 53016 1850 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 21-08-2009 N968AS 21.2 Years
5N-SAI 53018 1779 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 30-08-2008 N943AS
21.7 Years
5N-SRI 53020 1789 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 04-08-2008 N947AS
21.6 Years


First Nation Airways Current Fleet

N-FNA 409 Airbus A320-212 07-04-2011 N409AG [Stored] lsf ACG 19.3 Years
5N-FNB 466 Airbus A320-212 08-04-2011 N466AG [Stored] lsf ACG 18.2 Years
5N-FNC 497 Airbus A320-212 10-04-2011 N997AG [Stored] lsf ACG 17.7 Years
http://www.planespotters.net/Airline/First-Nation-Airways

IRS Airlines Current Fleet

5N-CEO 11295 Fokker F100 20-08-2004 N860US Hajiya Babba 22.3 Years
5N-HIR 11498 Fokker F100 22-01-2009 G-CFBU 18.4 Years
5N-SAT11293 Fokker F100 22-12-2010 PH-MJO 22.3 Years
5N-SIK 11286 Fokker F100 16-07-2010 SE-DUU 22.5 Years
5N-SMR 11291 Fokker F100 02-03-2010 SE-DUV 22.4 Years



Kabo Air Current Fleet

5N-DKB 23548 644 Boeing 747-251B 22-10-2008 N637US 26.1 Years
5N-JJJ 19766 111 Boeing 747-136 01-2001 G-AWNF 41.3 Years
5N-JRM 23549 651 Boeing 747-251B 25-11-2008 N638US 25.9 Years
5N-PDP 20842 238 Boeing 747-238B 17-07-2001 G-VJFK 38.1 Years
5N-RRR 19765 109 Boeing 747-136 01-2001 G-AWNE 41.3 Years

http://www.planespotters.net/Airline/Kabo-Air




Max Air Current Fleet
5N-BMG 23638 658 Boeing 747-346 27-07-2009 JA8177 25.7 Years
5N-DBM 23968 693 Boeing 747-346 12-11-2008 JA8184 24.5 Years
5N-DDK 23967 692 Boeing 747-346 20-08-2009 JA8183 24.5 Years
5N-HMB 25067 857 Boeing 747-438 10-2011 VH-OJK 21.1 Years
5N-MBB 24018 694 Boeing 747-346 22-04-2009 JA8186 24.4 Years
M-ANGA 14501086 Embraer EMB-135BJ Legacy VIP 06-01-2012 VQ-BLU



Overland Airways Current Fleet

5N-BCR 031 ATR 42-320 04-03-2005 F-WQNR cvtd -300 25.6 Years
N-BND 363 ATR 42-320 27-10-2010 5H-PAP 18.7 Years



This Site Gives You Info On Airlines And The Ages Of Their Planes
http://www.planespotters.net/Production_List/Country/Nigeria

[size=16pt]It's not the age of the aircraft that's the problem The problem is poor maintainance culture, cutting corners, woeful (typically nigerian) bad management, and very weak corrupt regulation of the industry.

If you like, buy brand new spanking planes for all of them and they'll still contrive to run them down to death traps in a short time.

It's the same thing with cars. Some people buy sweet brand new cars, and after a year, you'll weep when you see how badly the car has been maintained. Meanwhile, a twenty year old well maintained car will be busy racking up the miles. Heck, in Europe and USA there are lots of 100 year old cars that are well maintained and still road worthy!

It's just so typically Nigerian to conclude that brand new = good, all the time. When will we learn [/size]

Choi! They've arrested future house of reps members.

The day him go catch u wit ur fake watevax, try speaking Igbo to him & see if ur azzz still won't end up in d slammer . Btw, Olisa in an Igboid name

bknight: Funny but dis reminds of a friend's elder sister who is married with kids. Heck! She was fine!!! thoroughly curved 8 et al. When she came visiting and we met at her brother's place, she was always all over me asking if I've eaten (without even asking her brother d guy go dey boil ) when we're all going out she'd always want us to end up in same car while other are in another. Once we were all going somewhere, she kept dragging at feet around till we were both d last two to come out, peeps must've bn wondering wat was up. She'd even open and hold a door for me. It became very embarrassing for me, I always wished she didn't do all these. Other friends noticed, d guy's elder brother too must've noticed. This went on for a while. It was only when I stayed over at d guy crib she'd cook and send her maid to bring food over to guys. The guy definitely noticed but neva said a thing. Then all of a sudden, she stopped acting like that, she suddenly started going distant and cold Later I realized my friend cooked up funny lies to her. Though he played dirty, I was thankful. The serious embarrassments ended. But when she gets to find out her brother sold her lies (maybe to discredit me), she might shift gear from an ordinary crush to falling deep in love! #Maybe dat time d guy go get cardiac arrest n die

Op, u can play dirty too, tell ugly stories to discredit him n piss ya mum off (taken dat this ya story is true and dat ur mum's aware)

U wasted too much time buddy & lost face too. I was in similar situation with a friends aunt & I hit her the very day I met her and gave all those signals. Your friend didn't tell her nothing, she just lost patience. Abi u wan make she open t*t* down for u b4 u get d message?

I've got a solution for your mum but I can't share it in an open forum. Hit me up on Hung_like_a_horse@honeyboy.com

shymmex: The problem with Nigeria are Nigerians themselves, simple...

A country with utterly corrupt leaders, and docile followers - who only care about what they eat today, and not the future = Nigeria, the greatest disappointment to humanity.

Well said bros! Problem with Nigeria is Nigerians! Over sabi, over confidence, over doing, over dressing, all the overs. We tend to bulldoze our way into people and things (which could be good thing in some instances), but what good is power without control?

Something needs to happen to humble us and bring us to our senses. All our out of control pride and confidence has to be tamed, then maybe we can see a way forward.