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LOL! She's pregnant from too much ponmo and cow leg. Didin't you see the Aso rock budget for food?

The type of person with multiple ID's who posts cowardly comments on Nairaland would most likely have multiple facebook accounts. In fact, they will be the first to supply a facebook account.

Rhino.5dm:
Just 100k to prove your loudness and you came back ranting and mistaking me for bluetooth? I thought you were yapping about riches and wealth?

Indeed empty barrels make the useless noise. now, sod off and go play in the sun or something. The challenge is still open, and I would like you to post a verifiable teller made to any charity organization of your choice that can be assess online. let the payments be made with nairaland moniker.

for you couple of millions is a matter of life and death? Yet you are quick to mention money and riches? Nkwobi!

And you are the biggest barrel of all. Yes, I'm talking about riches and wealth and you have neither. Do you think I was born yesterday? 100k to prove what and to who? To some faceless name on nairaland? Poverty has definitely mushed up your already weak brain, Mr Fighter-of-pointless-yoruba-cause. YOU ARE A POOR MAN; PERRIOD!! If you don't like that truth then go and die! Verifiable teller my arse; charity organisation my foot! If you are so desperate for money then email me privately and I might consider your request.

Rhino.5dm:
For every 100k you donate, I give 1 million naira. pick a charity/motherless house of your choice and take up my challenge.

or do you think everyone is living a pathetic life like you? . . .don't make me wait too long.

Rhino abi Bluetooth or whatever you call yourself. Stop running your mouth. You can never ever donate 1 million naira, not even 100k. Talk is cheap! So what, you ate now a jobless Yoruba crusader or what?

Rhino.5dm:
@ emmalson

Don't enjoy goats quoting me. calling my names alone won't make you look smarter than the tadpole you are. Ise Ewu !





Are you equally sad Davido is counting money like a bank teller? I understand how you feel, after calling him crap and other demeaning names.

#Now playing. . . . Dollars at bank by Davido and Kayswitch.

Calling him crap? SMH! You need help.

You better stop wasting your time on NairaLand & go and make real money so your kids can be singing omo baba lowo for you instead of raining curses on you each time they have to jump molue!

Rhino.5dm:
so, when will you ibo fools stop hating the yorubas? imagine how this bigot skilfully put out the names of international artists to ridicule, just because they are not from his region.

This same goat would have shower tons of praises, should this event involve p-square or other ibo speaking artist. what is more annoying here is, you live and feed from the region you loathed this much. one would expect you to move back to abia from your comfort zone in lagos.

Now,show me one artist from your region with grammy nomination, just ONE!

whether you like it or not Davido is richer than your entire family. lemme read your suicide note because billionaires attended Davido's party. person.

You just can't help yourself. How does afam4ever's comment translate to Ibo's hating on Yorubas? Weren't Ibos in that event? Aren't some Ibos making money off davido as things stand? Please tell me how davido is closer to you more than any other Ibo person out there? Does davido know who the hell you are? What would your response have been if the comment came from a Yoruba person? You probably would have seen it as constructive & would have responded like a human being.

Please don't let your over-imaginative mind cause you heart attack!

BECAUSE, it represents a tiny percentage of what Africa really is. Besides, I do not rate having tall buildings and a handfull of super rich in the capital cities as a sign of progress.

Let us:

- reduce povery
- increase healthcare
- make drinking water available to everyone
- make electricity available to everyone
- education
- good roads
- acknowledge and fight the worst form of bigotory TRIBALISM
- reduce corruption to acceptable levels
- Security
- establish a safety net for the poorest of the poor and the disabled (rather than our comedians making fun of them and calling them "imbeciles" while so called educated middle class crowd laughs)
- etc etc

Who cares if the world knows that we have a handful of "big men" that sail and own yatches or that we have a handfull of pointless tall bulidings in some capital cities while homeless kids run around the streets and starve to death.

I'd prefer an Africa where everyone had the basics which would be properly spread out, rather than one where a small proportion of people are running around in Range rovers (let me ignore the pot holes here) amongst shiny buildings concentrated in a small areas.

Ryabcool: You sef shut up! Agon oshi! So? Him no invent am, but he no fit stop am? Ewu common get out of my face if u no get better thing to talk!

Just like obj stopped the boys in the creeks eh?

Ryabcool: STFU! We didn't have boko haram causing this mayhem in OBJ's tenure, did we?

No we didn't, but we had cultists and warlords causing mayhem in rivers, bayelsa and delta states, to name a few. Hundreds perished.

Demdem: I dont like Sambo either. he is most likely dumb also like his master the Retardeen however no one can tell yet until he is tried. What is known, tried and certain is the incompetent Retardeen that needs to be speedily booted out of power. His cluelessness is turning to something else by the day

If I hear one more person use that archaic word RETARDEEN again, I'll puke all over NL! Jeez, is that even a word? Please come up with something else and stop following the bandwagon Naija style.

Same goes for CLUELESS, and I don't care if it is a real word

RICHIE BOI: Mr President is currently on Holiday! Guess the location?

On a more serious note, GEJ probably needs to spark up a big one to give him a positive buzz and a better perspective on current issues in Nigeria.

Seriously, why would I wanna know all that information in the first place? Why should I care if she's slept with 5 or 50 people? It makes no difference to me! Sometimes sex is good, sometimes its bad; big deal!

Some people get time o!

chipmunkey: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE HOOKED TUFACE WITH.

Any guy who marries a woman just because she's "pretty" has seriously "catch ground" (according to my warri people). Pretty girls are 12 for 1 Naira. They are everywhere. However, a woman with a good heart, who you can work with, who'll stay reasonable, who's quite resistant to a sustained seductive attack, who doesn't have emotional baggage & serious personal issues, is not easy to find.

And by the way, she's a fine looking woman & I'll do her with pride

It's ok for battle hardened nigerians like like you'all to talk about how good it is in Nigeria because you are immune to so much going on. Trust me, if things were that good & so cheap, internationals will be falling over themselves to come and live or retire in Nigeria.

Zutchy: You can imagine the absurdity that these A.C.N politicians are exposing us to. What on earth did they go to do in London at the expense of tax payers money? What kind of amorphous group is known as legislators wives that will warrant the state govt to bankroll this Owambe expenses from state coffers?
Who even approved this trip? Someone should please tell me that Ajimobi is not aware. This is the height of it. legislators wives? Not even the legislators themselves. MADNESS !
So this is what the A.C.N govt has in stock for the people of OYO state? A seminar to teach wives how to assist their husband on how to make laws?
We are not even talking about their legislative aides here. It could have made a little sense to say legislative aides were sent abroad to understudy how to assist lawmakers draft bills and motions.
To make matters worse, the speaker led this useless delegation. So that means she abandoned her duty for this useless illegal and absurd jamboree ? why A,C.N ? I thought you guys claim to know better. Even Adebayo Akala's govt in OYO wasn't this frivolous. You castigated him all the while and this is what you have offer? F.OOLS.

Wouldn't it have been much much cheaper & cost effective for the taxpayer if the training was delivered locally in Ibadan?

Who be these trainers sef?!

gamesb: see the man enjoying him self

What a bleeping waste of $100,000+! The place is a dump

Laff wan kill me. This is dj sose! He's from Edo state & his mum is Bulgarian. No insult meant, but I don't think he's even a Ten-thousandnaire ( in pounds of course ).

Find Out!:
@Topic, i think this is simply BUSINESS. They get the goods cheaper outside, close by (Niger isnt too far from Katsina i believe) & they bring it in. Before we insult them, let the govt fix the refineries or BUILD new ones.


& its quite annoying reading posts where people are saying you cant build a refinery in Nigeria coz '' it will be politicized'', & that sort of rubbish. Was it ghosts that built the first 4 refineries, or those that will be behind the ''politics'' & the ''corruption'', are they from outta space?? Are they not human beings subject to the laws of Nigeria?? Dont we have regulatory bodies??

I'm sorry, but if the system is corrupt, it shows no signs of getting better, & even the leaders are accepting defeat, then it simply means that the leadership is just there as a figurehead. Inefficient leadership. Failed leadership.


Let the leadership grow some balls & determinedly push corruption out so good things can happen. Anyone who cannot do that is not fit to be President especially AT THIS TIME. We have 160 million plus people in this country, Presidency no be by force, if you cant do it, dont tell us you can. Sit down in your house and support someone who can do it. Dont get there and start making silly excuses.

Again, i reiterate to the GEJ praise singers here: If you keep saying that certain things cannot work in this country because of politics, corruption e.t.c. in government, then you are DIRECTLY (not indirectly) saying that the head of the Goverment is INCAPABLE of solving the problems on ground; either because he is simply CLUELESS, WEAK or he is actually PART AND PARCEL OF THE PROBLEM.

Didn't obj, abacha, ibb etc all have balls? And what did they do with it apart from firing babes?!

auwal87: It is clearly mentioned;

60% Chinese
40% Niger Government

It doesn't matter who owns, political climate in Nigeria doesn't allow projects like this to be completed. If not, Nigeria would have been supplying to whole West and Central Africa.

So how did they build LNG? By magic?

onuwaje: That's not his first single ooo..... I already have his first single titled GO DOWN..... Koko master keep it up

They mean first single without Don jazzy production + backing vocals. GO DOWN was produced by Don Jazzy.

As far as d 9ja market is concerned, OYATO will be a hit. Dbanj has the clout to make it happen. As per being an urban hit in the UK, like Oliver Twist, one can never really tell.

This is really disappointing!

When I saw this topic on the FrontPage, I was expecting to see some real Igbo/Yoruba tribal fireworks. However, it's been a bit lame, almost gentlemanly. In fact, its been handbags

I was really looking forward to something to really depress me. Honestly.

BlackPikiN: In the suit Dangote alleges that Ibeto and his co-defendants colluded to give Ibeto companies an unfair advantage by reducing his tax exposure on bulk cement imports to 5% only. Dangote claims this contravenes a presidential directive issued on July 8th 2010 which ordered importers to pay 20% import duty and 5% Value Added Tax.

Why is the FG reducing Ibeto's tax exposure to 5%? Two wrongs don't make a right.

Kobojunkie: Greenfield Refineries: Funding, FG’s Approval Stall New Take-off Date

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/greenfield-refineries-funding-fg-s-approval-stall-new-take-off-date/119712/


There are indications that the much-awaited three Greenfield Refineries billed for Lagos, Bayelsa and Kogi States, scheduled to come on stream by 2017 may not be realizable.

This, it was gathered, is because the construction earlier planned to begin this month has been put on hold due to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation’s (NNPC’s) inability to secure Federal Government’s approval to commence work.
THISDAY checks revaled that the NNPC, which is to provide 20 per cent of the amount budgeted for the project is still planning to put together a consortium for the purpose of raising the funds.

The NNPC and the China State Construction Engineering Corporation (CSCEC) Limited had in 2010 signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) for the joint sourcing of funds for the construction of three new refineries and a petrochemical plant in Nigeria under a $28.5-billion provisional deal.

The project had been envisaged to increase Nigeria’s refining capacity to over one million barrels per day (bpd) from the current 445,000 bpd capacity and stem the flood of importation of refined products into the country.
The parties had fixed (this month as the new date for the commencement of construction, following the NNPC’s inability to meet the May 13, 2011 date.

Front End Engineering and Design (FEED), site preparation and infrastructure had been scheduled to start in February 2012 to be followed by construction works this month of July.

Under the agreement, the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC), the world’s largest bank, was to provide 80 per cent of the $11.3 billion budgeted for the project, while the NNPC will provide 20 per cent equity, to be diluted for private sector participation later.

However, a source familiar with the project told THISDAY yesterday that the project will no longer come on stream as earlier planned because the NNPC is still awaiting Federal Government’s approval to begin construction. The source said aside from the delay in securing government’s approval to begin construction, two other major challenges were the issue of funding and the delay by the National Refinery Special Task Force to submit the report of its findings on the traditional refineries, located in Warri, Kaduna and Port Harcourt.

Commenting on the project, the General Manager at the NNPC’s Group Public Affairs department, Mr. Fidel Pepple, told THISDAY that the Final Investment Decision (FID) had been completed and soil analysis revealed that the project is viable.
He explained that commencement of construction could not take-off as scheduled because the NNPC is still awaiting government’s approval.

On the issue of funding, Pepple confirmed that NNPC plans to float a consortium to enable it raise enough funds for the project.
He said: “The issue of funding is not a problem. What we are waiting for is federal government’s approval to commence construction, once that is done, we will put together a consortium to raise the funds, as the NNPC alone cannot do it”.

The initial plan was that each of the Greenfield Refineries would be able to process around 250,000 barrels of oil a day, but their combined capacity was later downsized to 400,000 barrels per day. Under the new arrangement, the capacities of the plants to be built in Kogi and Bayelsa were reduced to 100,000 barrels per day (bpd) each, while the one to be located in Lagos, will now have the capacity for 200,000 bpd.

THISDAY gathered that the capacities of the plants were downsized based on the new Detailed Feasibility Study (DFS) prepared by Wood Makenzie & Foster Will.

The NNPC had repeatedly stated that the new refineries, when completed, would help to eliminate the country’s current reliance on imported petroleum products and position it (NNPC) to engage profitably in the international trading of refined petroleum products.
The delay in its take-off is considered a major setback to Nigeria’s plan to increase her refining capacity to over one million barrels per day by 2017.

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Greenfield what!!

They should concentrate time & effort to get the ones on ground working to their fullest capacity before wasting money on politically motivated-flight of fantasy-appeasing-white elephant refineries!

Kobojunkie: Greenfield Refineries: Funding, FG’s Approval Stall New Take-off Date

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/greenfield-refineries-funding-fg-s-approval-stall-new-take-off-date/119712/


There are indications that the much-awaited three Greenfield Refineries billed for Lagos, Bayelsa and Kogi States, scheduled to come on stream by 2017 may not be realizable.

This, it was gathered, is because the construction earlier planned to begin this month has been put on hold due to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation’s (NNPC’s) inability to secure Federal Government’s approval to commence work.
THISDAY checks revaled that the NNPC, which is to provide 20 per cent of the amount budgeted for the project is still planning to put together a consortium for the purpose of raising the funds.

The NNPC and the China State Construction Engineering Corporation (CSCEC) Limited had in 2010 signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) for the joint sourcing of funds for the construction of three new refineries and a petrochemical plant in Nigeria under a $28.5-billion provisional deal.

The project had been envisaged to increase Nigeria’s refining capacity to over one million barrels per day (bpd) from the current 445,000 bpd capacity and stem the flood of importation of refined products into the country.
The parties had fixed (this month as the new date for the commencement of construction, following the NNPC’s inability to meet the May 13, 2011 date.

Front End Engineering and Design (FEED), site preparation and infrastructure had been scheduled to start in February 2012 to be followed by construction works this month of July.

Under the agreement, the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC), the world’s largest bank, was to provide 80 per cent of the $11.3 billion budgeted for the project, while the NNPC will provide 20 per cent equity, to be diluted for private sector participation later.

However, a source familiar with the project told THISDAY yesterday that the project will no longer come on stream as earlier planned because the NNPC is still awaiting Federal Government’s approval to begin construction. The source said aside from the delay in securing government’s approval to begin construction, two other major challenges were the issue of funding and the delay by the National Refinery Special Task Force to submit the report of its findings on the traditional refineries, located in Warri, Kaduna and Port Harcourt.

Commenting on the project, the General Manager at the NNPC’s Group Public Affairs department, Mr. Fidel Pepple, told THISDAY that the Final Investment Decision (FID) had been completed and soil analysis revealed that the project is viable.
He explained that commencement of construction could not take-off as scheduled because the NNPC is still awaiting government’s approval.

On the issue of funding, Pepple confirmed that NNPC plans to float a consortium to enable it raise enough funds for the project.
He said: “The issue of funding is not a problem. What we are waiting for is federal government’s approval to commence construction, once that is done, we will put together a consortium to raise the funds, as the NNPC alone cannot do it”.

The initial plan was that each of the Greenfield Refineries would be able to process around 250,000 barrels of oil a day, but their combined capacity was later downsized to 400,000 barrels per day. Under the new arrangement, the capacities of the plants to be built in Kogi and Bayelsa were reduced to 100,000 barrels per day (bpd) each, while the one to be located in Lagos, will now have the capacity for 200,000 bpd.

THISDAY gathered that the capacities of the plants were downsized based on the new Detailed Feasibility Study (DFS) prepared by Wood Makenzie & Foster Will.

The NNPC had repeatedly stated that the new refineries, when completed, would help to eliminate the country’s current reliance on imported petroleum products and position it (NNPC) to engage profitably in the international trading of refined petroleum products.
The delay in its take-off is considered a major setback to Nigeria’s plan to increase her refining capacity to over one million barrels per day by 2017.

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Yomieluv: what brought the issue of family,tribe,or unfortunate now?.u are the mumu,and the unfortunate.if u dont have sensible things to say,why not click exit,or next topic..let us njoy this thread..ewu.

That's a bit rich from you who just branded someone "Alaba-Ibotic"? SMH

Yomieluv: didnt u get any formal education at all,aside ur Alaba-igbotic upbringing?

Clap for yourself. I'm sure you must be very proud of yourself for coming to this conclusion? I'm extremely impressed.

Now go and jerk off to some buga music!

currency10: (4) Every month I service my car.Every month My girl go to her company hospital.( Laggon hospital)

Ehhmm, I don't think it's a good idea to let your girl be "SERVICED" at her company hospital, even if it's just once a month. She'll soon go from once in a month to twice a week o

paulostical2004: Hi dudes, before i got married which i have never regretted, i have had the opportunity of interacting with a couple of my colleagues(eligible bachelors)at my workplace who have always maintain that it is better to live a comfortable life with a posh car to go with it than getting married and settling down. To them, marriage is a capital expenditure that needed enough time and cash to enter into and as such, they have always have the notion that maintaining a home(A Wife and Children)is more expensive to maintaining a car.I have come to realise that apart from having to fuel their cars, most times they keep complaining of gearing problem, engine problem, the need to service their cars,battery problem, unbudgeted expenses as a result of a unexpected problems with their car that needed to be fix etc. . I would appreciate mature and robust contribution on this burning issue: "A Wife or a Car: Which is more expensive to maintain?

1) When a car gives you too much trouble you can trade it in for another one
2) A car won't get jealous when you drive another one
3) Even if the car has a little problem (headache) you can still ride it.
4) I've never heard of Christain Louboutin tyres