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SeaTrade:
All of us dey guilty of this.
Yes,the first nude film I watched was "I spit on your grave".Never saw pirates.
Then,I didn't use VCD to watch porn cos everyone used it,rather I used my Pentium 2 abi 3 desktop to play it that year cos they don't go there.
The day I got caught was when I was watching my brother's Lothario girls
Dude dey bang gate,I dey delay to open am cos I be dey run helter-skelter looking for how to go replace his porn before he finds out I watched it.
Long story short,dude went straight to his storage to check his mono because somehow he figured that could be the only reason why I'd be delaying to open the gates for him.
I collect better beating that day sha,upon say I be dey deny oo ,swearing like a mad man. But dude was adamant cos his storage be like qetin person don ransack.
Anyways,I moved on from that,I later got a supplier called Paul ,he supplied me weekly from his brother's stash and I think I was spending like 1500 on it weekly or so.
My stash grew astronomically and I want use soapy wound myself then.
What we later moved into was taking porn to school,then dodge school in a group to go and watch at a friend's.
We invited the prettiest mulatto in our class then to join us,she first accepted but later reneged. Na God save am because the way men be dey konjified that year,we for peel her toto that day if she be come.
We reach like 6 virgins inside that place then

queenjoseph:
I didn't complete the story sha.

It seems as if men tends to like backside and hips, that is why many women develop it.

Women tend to like men's chests and stomach. That is why many men develop big stomachs.

Contrary to the assumption by men, so many women actually like men with stomachs

They like to rub it together with the chest.

This seems to be changing because the society projects the idea that having stomach is not good.

But it was not so before.

Our fathers had big stomachs and they were okay.

I am happy I don't even have stomach.

queenjoseph:
I remember when in secondary school, teachers used to beat boys on the backside and girls on the hands or back. That was the normal way of beating in our school, although I heard flogging is no longer allowed in the school now.

One day during Saturday school cleaning, the compound master was flogging defaulters.

One girl asked to be beaten on the backside instead of her back, because beating on the back seemed to be more painful.

He said she should come in the evening to receive her cane.

She went to the man in the evening, but instead the man started rubbing her backside.

He released her and told her he just flogged her by rubbing her backside.


There were randy teachers in the school who seemed to behave abnormally.

Remag666:
mehn they really instilled fear of coconut water in me and I will pass it on to my children

Remag666:
even up till now I don't know the taste of coconut water.... will never taste it no matter what make I no turn dullard overnight

leofab:
but you still believe that staying in your house and chanting some words will pave ways for you? Or paying 10% if your salary will make your life better

mocipe:
You see that number three, I dey always close my eyes and throw the tooth up to the roof.
One day while eating yam with a shaky tooth, I mistakenly swallowed the tooth with the yam. I thought the tooth will grow piercing through my head.

Mac2016:
Huh! I understand your feelings. So disappointing of him. Someone that supposed to comfortably rank amidst the greatest of all time.

tradepunter:
Una nu go keee person for this niaja


It's was very strange at first but it's like normal especially with them abokis...

Make God continue to bless our hustle

slimmoney:
soft bread and moi-moi one of my best combinations till date.

chatinent:
I dey do am. Makes sense. Makes me feel like Faraday.

dairykidd:
Ahh noodles and bread na the highest trips Omor.. sweet die