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Seen before but still cool nice one OP

bright007: It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.

Ewu.. I knew you fall for that so just dont act here ok

Ajibel: i'd disappoint you soon with a banger

How long now? all your jokes dry jor.. Comot for road make i see front

toygod2: SHUT UP,its not a joke because,its even stale

Sorry eediot who call you here newbie ewu

Chei OP you dey mad oooo .. I almost have an emergency Landing at Iju Ishaga Airport haha

OP you dey mad oooo. WHat are you insinuating

hahah well am sorry, Its a joke and to put smile on your face LOL

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1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

I use both Honda and Toyota and i really enjoy them, but not sure about KIA and HYUNDAI, am gonna try each of them and see

crusifis: jjust 200 ex-militants attacked a school that has over 2000 men, wat kind of cunt and sissy nigga are our schools producing dis dasys, make dem come try am for enugu nah. nonsense

SO in other word you school is producing touts hmmm

onye_ngbu*:
Ndume was taken to court and the court freed him on bail. It might not make sense to you but that how it works in democracy.
The spokesperson that was jailed is still in jail unless you have a new information about him. Your so called 'ibo' guy and many others arrested are either in detention or jail.

The problem here is that people tend to forget that the game has changed! We have a new kind of threat under a different kind of government. If it had been under military rule, Ndume and whoever can be held forever without anyone asking questions. But you can do it now especially since we dont yet have the kind of legislation that allows authorities that hold unto a terrorism suspect as long as they want!

Insurgency is new to Nigeria and because of years of bad governance, our security and borders are on zero level. it will take years again to get things to get near to being normal.

Just assume that YOU that is reading now and is a terrorist, will it not be easy for you to go and purchase bomb making materials and make them in the privacy of your flat without even your next door neighbour noticing.

In naija today, there arent any records, cameras, biometrics database, vehicle registration records. police are easily made to look the other way and no one knows who anyone is. NOTHING WORKS! The country has beeen a have for terrorists its just that they discovered nigeria just recently!

Anyone that expects the government to wave a magic wand to stop these attacks is either being naive or insincere!

Well said bro, Well i know we are in Democracy and court release Ndume on bail, But my question is where is he now? did we hear anything about him anymore? The release on bail thing only happen cos he is a public figure and if that does not happen he will name alot of people behind this and you wont be surprise to find even GEJ name in his list of Sponsors.. About the spokesperson.. he was only jail for 3yrs and tell how long will it take him to complete his jail term and he will join his brothers(BH)and continue with there evil act. I believe he was just punish for 3yrs just to take us for fool and i believe and i can bet my life that Government are taking care of his family.. How on earth will you sentence someone who have wasted more than 2000 lives to 3yrs jail term it look ridiculous and i wish everyone are thinking about this and looking in my own perspective. I know God will save us.

Some people can't just think with there brain, Instead blaming all the attack on Muslims why.. Can someone answer this Question.. When Ndume was arrested we are all happy can anyone tell me where Ndume is now? There is another BH spokesperson that was arrest and jail for 3yrs can someone tell if truly he is in Prison? just of recent an Ibo guy was arrested in Abuja with explosive did anyone hear about the story again? let keep deceiving our self and blaming each other for all the attack happening lately instead of blaming the silly Government... Who are we going to blame the attack on Igbinedion University on? BH,Niger Delta militant group or Alqaeda? let us keep living in denial.Until we all can stand up and face our silly leader there wont be peace in this country...

Some people can't just think with there brain, Instead blaming all the attack on Muslims why.. Can someone answer this Question.. When Ndume was arrested we are all happy can anyone tell me where Ndume is now? There is another BH spokesperson that was arrest and jail for 3yrs can someone tell if truly he is in Prison? just of recent an Ibo guy was arrested in Abuja with explosive did anyone hear about the story again? let keep deceiving our self and blaming each other for all the attack happening lately instead of blaming the stupid Government... Who are we going to blame the attack on Igbinedion University on? BH,Niger Delta militant group or Alqaeda? ler us keep living in denial.Until we all can stand up and face our stupid leader there wont be peace in this country... They did that in Ghana and they are very happy today.

I believe PDP is behind all this attack in other for FG to declare state of emergency in Edo State but it wont work. I believe ACN are ever ready and since they dont declare SoE in BH state they can't here either.

hahaha that driver will go home and ask his parent about there profession i swear. Nice one OP

Akpos was toasting a girl. After everything d girl asked him, "Are u in school & What course are u studying because I can't date an illiterate o?" Akpos lied to her & said, "Yes am in school & Am studying Food Science" 2weeks later, d girl saw Akpos washing plates in a local restaurant. *Shocked* "Gosh What are u doing here?" Akpos smiled & said, "AM DOING MY IT

This thread as begin to irritate me i swear. What really is the problem or i would say what seperate the Sunnis, Shias, Wahabis, etc believe? I think its the Hadith right? the OP should answer this Question.. Are they using the same Quran? if yes then the main problem here is the Hadith narrated by diffrent people, And each group believe there own people Hadith as long as the Narrator of the Hadithe belong to the section...

Only real nigeriana will not appreciate someone else post

^^^ check my record dude, I am far from newbie but i never really find your joke funny. Paste one and let see

Logic Mind: Does Islam = Terrorism? The politically correct answer would be no. But let's look at the current modern day "terrorists", by which I mean people who willingly blow themselves up in pursuit of a fight.
Palestinians = Muslims
Al quaida = Muslims
Talibans = Muslims
Iraqis = Muslims
9-11 Saudis = Muslims
Bin Laden = Muslim
Boko Haram = Muslims
Hamas = Muslims
Bali Bombings = Muslims
London Bombings = Muslims
Madrid Bombings = Muslims
Moscow Bombings = Muslims
Istambul Bombing = Muslims
Chechnya Suicide Bombers = Muslims
Hezbollah = Muslims
And many more.
The list goes on and on.

There is no smoke without fire.
Islam may not be a terrorist religion but all modern day suicide bombers are muslims.

No mind them jare bro but you forget to add some to it

Anders Behring Breivik = Christian
Balochistan Liberation = Christian
Continuity IRA = Christian
GRAPO = Christian
Loyalist Volunteer Force = Christian
National Liberation Army = Christian
Orange Volunteers = Christian
Red Hand Commando = Christian
Red Brigades = Christian
National Liberation Front of Tripura = Christian
Biswamohan Debbarma = Christian
Utpanna Tripura = Christian
Mukul Debbarma = Christian
Lord's Resistance Army = Christian
Joseph Kony = Christian
Vincent Otti = Christian
Raska Lukwiya = Christian
Okot Odhiambo = Christian
Dominic Ongwen = Christian
Odong Latek = Christian

The list goes on and if you doubt them you can read more about them online ok. eediots

maclatunji: I am sure the question is not meant for me because I don't recognise such divisions. We might want to ask OP to tell us about these 'divisions' because division seems to be his forte.

Not at all, The question was for the OP and his Shia member

^^ My Question is that are the Shia,Sunnis, Wahabis etc not the same Muslims? are they not practicing the same Islam? If you can enlihten me more.. Who is the Prophet of the Shia, of the Sunnis and of the Wahabis... this situation sometimes make me happy that i did not learn alot of Arabic in Arabic school back maybe i would have put myself in one of this section.

Lol I fear Ibo when it comes to money

Its only a fool that will be this story.. the OP himself know he is lying but can't stand truth... What will it cost me to set up about 4 facebook account or moreso me and my friends set up an account in Muslim names and start interacting with each other.. I think the OP need to go and ask how the Missionary force people to convert to xtian or else they wont be able to study abroad.. the like of Michael Otedola can testify to this

Am seeing this post today, I have been hearing about Sunnis, Shia, Wahabis etc but i dont know what is the diffrent or where i will say i belong. I am a Muslim and i believe in Allah and his prophets. But i can't just understand what the sections in Islam is all about...

Nice joke OP, But you forget to look out from the window of your house to avoid plane crashing into you your building while your inside.

Nice one OP no mind Ajibel jare

An Edo man invited friends for his mother's
burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam,
rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man
asked why? The Edo man smiled & said,
"According to our tradition, the dead go on a
... long journey & need all the food items they
can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000
inside and said, "When the food finish, buy
more". The Yoruba man also dropped
N50,000 and said, add this incase it’s not
enough. The Igbo man smiled and brought
out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000, dropped it in the coffin &took the
N150,000 notes as change, then said,
"Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...it
is going to be a dangerous journey we don’t
know how many robbers are out there"... =D =))