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[quote author=ekt_bear]What is her ethnicity? Hard for me to identify it by her name or state of birth.[/quote]You didn't wake up this morning with your senses or what? You want to start all these rubbish again?

abbeycial: change ur thought.

Sorry, I forgot to add that I expect responses only from those who read with their brains.
I simply asked, "what would you do?" and I didn't say, "please advise me."
Or is it that you don't understand English?

Hi NLers,
I just had this weird thought. So, let me ask you too.
Imagine that you were passing by a silent bush path all alone. Suddenly, you felt a very pressing urge to defaecate. After taking some furtive glances and ensuring no one is around, you bent down by a corner and ejected your poo.
But after you finished, just while trying to pull back your pants, you noticed that your poo has disappeared!
What would you do?

I'm not surprised in the least. Most students who never been able to pass JAMB here in Nigeria have found admission in countries like Ukraine, Malaysia, Norway, etc.
In fact, most medical school drop outs in Nigeria go to Ukraine.

fuego: Yes oooooooooo my brother, zodiac sign compatibily in marriage which in yoruba tradition parlance is referred to as 'akose jaiye' is real believe it or not and this has help marriages to succeed or to fail depending on your level of belief in this fundamental fact about marriage.
It is important that couples know their zodiac compatibility or else their marriages will always suffer from many temptations like constant quarrels, hatred, difficulty in bearing children and even desperation mid-way in the relationship and of course bitterness, seperation at the end of it all.
I have personally been a victim of that circumstance and I know what I am saying. Fortunately, after taking care of this aspect of my marital life today I am happy and blessed with children stessfreely.
If you want to share my experience or you need help in this regard you can call me on +2348068817615 or better still visit my website www.orilonisehome.com

Early man,
If Zodiac signs and "akose jaye" are synonymous, could you give me the Yoruba names of Aquarius, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, and others?

pastormustwac: QUESTION: YOU FOLKS THAT COMMENT,
1. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED USING THE ZODIAC SIGNS FOR ANYTHING AND IT FAILS?
2. YOU SIMPLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ANY TRUTH TO IT AND NEVER TRIED IT?
3. YOU WERE TAUGHT BY YOUR VARIOUS RELIGIONS THAT IT IS FALSE AND DOES NOT REALLY WORK?
4. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS AND BELIEVE IT IS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH.

WELL, I DONT LIVE BY IT, BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS PRINCIPLES, AND IT DOES WORK, YOUR ACCEPTANCE DOES NOT CHANGE IT.

Bros, shut up! How much were you paid to spew all these nonsense?

You "understand its principles", and you believe that "it does work". And yet you claim that you "don't live by it". See hypocrisy.

If you understnd its principles, and you're sure it works, why aren't you living by it?

Patdedon: Curiosity nearly killed the cat

Haba! Haba! Who was curious in the whole story? D'you know what curiosity is?
Just so you know, it's not curiosity. Rather, it's stubbornness or insolence.
And mind you, the "cat" didn't die. So, correcting your post, we have:
Insolence wounded the cat.

NnamdiN: What is this "first to comment thing about"? Niggy how old are you if I may ask
That thing is very annoying.

Exactly. If only he hadn't added that childish trash, his starting words were superb.
But he chose to spoil those wise words by mixing them with otherwise ones.

And do you know what? If he had piloted the plane to and fro successfully, he'd have said words like, "I know what I'm doing. Did you forget that I'm a trained pilot too?) or, "What do you know? Didn't I fly successfully afterall?"
That way, he would've mistaken sheer luck for expertise and made the pro pilot feel stupid.
BUT HE WASN'T JUST LUCKY.

It's not a sin to be ignorant. But when you're so obstinate that you don't want to suppress your ignorance for proven enlightenment, that's when you're blameworthy.
I'm glad Suntai lived to learn his lesson, though bitterly. On his hospital bed now, I'm sure he'll be regretting not heeding the pilot's pro advice.
**My post is based on the assumption that the quoted news report is true. I don't trust the news by 100%**

Okey, find something else to post, please!
Yar'Adua was hospitalised in S.Arabia. How has that made Saudi a part of Nigeria?
Every year Nigerians troop out in thousands to the US and UK. Yet, you didn't call those ones "Nigeria's satellites."
Now, you're making reference to Germany simply because Nigerians are going there on health grounds (I'm not saying this is normal anyway - lest some shallow thinkers take this up). And at the end of your story, you cited less than 5 examples (when I thought you've got thousands of them, going by your topic).
Sit down and read the piece again. I'm sure something will tell you this from within: "Did I really write this? What came over me? Oh, this probably must have been due to joblessness. Let me get something doing!"
I'm not saying you've written BS, but other countries fit in your satire better than Germany. So, you got it wrong there!

Ravenwolf:
you are the one thats incorrect.... mosquitoes dont bite me, usually in the evenings when i have shorts on, people who have trousers on would be complaining about bites form these insects, but never me because it doesnt bite me.

You should really mind your language..... you are talking trash!!!

Lol, so far you're a human, I'm telling you they would have bitten you severally in the past. The fact is that, some people don't feel the pain nor manifest swellings or itches. So, your skin and system may have been deceiving you.
Also, I hope you don't sleep like a dead man. If that's the case, tell me, how can a "dead man" feel mosquito bites?
Don't argue ignorantly with proven medicoscientific facts!

binger: what a question?? Can't you afford mosquito

Listen to yourself. You just wasted a slot that could have been occupied by a wiser comment.

Hayjaycity: You are right, I can confirm that, and that is why pple with AA genotype are mostly victims of malaria attack

Stop talking trash. Mosquitoes don't discriminate, and they can bite anyone to stupor - AA, AS, or SS. But the fact is that, AS and SS bloods are resistant to the malaria parasite (plasmodium).
So, even if 100 mosquitoes bite an AS subject and only 20 bite an AA subject, the latter will manifest signs of malaria earlier than the former.

Mosquitoes aren't selective about who to bite. What happens is that our skins and systems detect and react differently to mosquito bites.

So they even "park" those jets in airports and airstrips. Why can't they build private airports in their compounds? Mad leaders!

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goldylock: Provide incontovertible proof that he is not.

You're a bloody defeatist, and a victim of dogma and prejudice!
So, you don't know that every fundamental fact remains as it is until proven otherwise?
You're the one to bring the proof that the man is a BH sponsor!
Stop arguing foo.lishly!

hbpeze: Buhari wants 2 hoist flag,his patience is running off..cnt even wait 4 2015

Only foo.ls and zombies will make statements like this and will have no evidences to back up their facts.
Your evidences pls??

HNosegbe: Good thing he survived. Let's hope he recovers fully.

BUT WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH A PRIVATE JET?

Oh, private jets are meant for roadside mechanics and street urchins, right?
A silly question you just asked!

Everything must be properly documented. Lagos state should not come after many years and say that the land belongs to it originally.

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234GT: Ijemo-agbadu is a remote area in Abeokuta. I dont know why robbers will attack that area.

It's either you don't know Ijemo-agbadu, or you don't know the meaning of "remote", or you stay(ed) in the outskirts of Abeokuta, where the heart of the city seems remote.
Ijemo-agbadu remote? Are you for real?

Iyanuj1: Considerin d world 2day,many false teachers seem true cuz d bible made it clear dt satan is become light. D truth is bitta bt d fact still remains dt Past. W.F. Kumuyi speaks d whole truth. Brethren,there is a cross to carry,a price to pay 2 enter in2 heaven(a place whr peter & paul are). Fellow nairalanders,don't be deceived by motivational & prosperity preachers.A WORD IZ ENOUGH 4 D WISE. Thnks.

Can you just see the error in your reasoning? Now, people should be wary of all other pastors except Kumuyi, right? Your statement shows you're nothing but a zombie christian! When did christianity become something that only your pastor knows?
@ OP, the fact is, each person here will tell you that his or her own pastor is the truthful one. Or what do you expect? That an RCCG member tells you that the G.O. is a fake? Or you expect a Christ Embassy member to tell you that another pastor speaks more truth or is better than Pastor Chris?
Questions like this aren't just worth asking!

I hope Nigerian terrorism doesn't counter him instead.

Being remanded in a Nigerian prison for over 60 days - even when you don't know what will become of you - is a great torture in and of itself.
I'm sure, by now, these killers will be regretting their actions bitterly.
@ the Chief judge, adjourn the case for 5 years and let them all rust in the cell. Then, after 5 years, sentence them all to death by hanging!