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Chei!!!Some people don turn to dictionary-reading now!

Abeg wetin b d meaning of all these?

assme:
Barca enjoyed a staggering 76% of the possession. They had 527 successful passes and 20 goal attempts. Arsenal completed just 59 passes and had no shots . somebody should tell me that Barca's win was not well deserved even with RVP sent off

Then they should sell off there strikers if all it could produce was ref-Aided penalty and win!

drjica74 has advised everyone to stop driving their cars to Gun-point!

I went from construction Timbs to Ac's wit rims to flippin mixtapes/ to bitches feedin me grapes!

After mad blunts & gin, we had the plan made/ bought wifey a crib and bought the mafia an arcade!

"My garage call it cee-lo. 4, 5's, and 6's/ honeys by the mixes, if it aint broke don't fix it"


R-I-P

Brooklyn's finest, Biggie Smallz, Notorious B.I.G, The Black Frank White

Christopher Wallace

Cool Biz but You still need to re=package.

Animals?

Ultrame:
Jahbless should add this new line to Joor o!:

Mi o le fi 'Patience' ka news!  Joor o!

Jooooooooooooooooor o!!!!

Fatal Mistake(Part 1)!!!

One of dem dudes in the pix luks like Adedibu!

Badtttt Guy wey no recognise Sharpppp Guyz!!

So Beautiful!!

That "First Lady" office should be scrapped. Our problems are much more than all those stupid
money- siphoning programmes they claim to run. By the way, who started this office.

Not sure if Shagari had a first lady. Obj's military tenure Buhari/Idiagbon??

Let someone sue if it's false!

",. . . Where will you pless ya hand during the erection?. .,."   

sesanrota:
A man has been jailed for 7 yrs for stealing a car, Bode george was jailed for 18 months for stealing N2.8 billion, enough to buy 2,800 pieces of the same car, Mrs cecilia ibru was jailed for 6months for stealing N54billion enough to buy 58,000 of the same car. MORAL LESSON: Steal BIG, less Punishment.

Lolll!!!

agabaI23:
He cannot even change his attire to suit the region he visited.
Check out PDP when they do regional campaigns.

They may be bad but they sure know what to do to get people's votes. These are trivial things that subtly influence people's perceptions.

There comes the importance of money in politics.

Have they ever needed people's votes?

Jarus:
I keep seeing PH being referred to as 2nd largest city in Nigeria. I do go to PH and if what you define largeness by population, which is what is relevant here, then I can say without hesitation that after Lagos, at least Kano and Ibadan are more populated than PH, even Kaduna will give it a run for its money, leaving it to struggle for 4th or 5th spot. In fact given what I do see in PH, even Ilorin will give it a run for its money.

9ijaMan:
Jarus you need not go too far. I've lived in most of the cities you cited.
Lagos, Kaduna and Kano are definitely larger than PH. Ilorin is better organized and probably larger as well. Ibadan is not PH's mate, whatever your choice of criteria.
Ogbomoso also in Oyo state is bigger than PH.

Abeg let them continue to wallow in their ignorance.

Becomericha, where are your satellite maps?

Odunnu:
Then he 'selected' abi?
Fanatic!

Actually going tru my old post and came across this and decided to share
some more of my old methods.

One of the easiest "systems" in football betting is by doubling your stake on
odds around evens and you will eventually come out winning.

For example:

1. Man U are playing away at Wolves and are 2.0 to win d game. If
u put N1000 on Red Devils to win, and they lose,

2. Simply next week put N2000 on another 2.0 outcome - West Ham vs ManU. United
lose again, u're now N3000 down,

3. D next week put N4000 on another 2.0 outcome - Gunners to win at Blackpool.
They win & u profit N4000, wiping out ur current N3000 loss, and giving u
14% profit.

U'll eventually win if u can kIp doubling your stake. If u win on ur first week
u've a profit of 100%, second week 25%, third week 14% etc. One drawback - if u
go on a losing streak ur stake can kIp doubling and be4 u know it u could be
sweating it out  !, and D percentage winnings get lower. We all know it's kinda rare seeing
teams like United, Barca, Madrid, Arsenal etc going on a 5-match losing streak

However, hold ur nerve and make sure u can afford 2 kip doubling and u will win.
Take a look tru this example. N1000 profit doesn't seem like a lot, but multiply
up d stakes to what u can afford and u'll be making money. Consider the percentage
returns, not the absolute amounts.

That's it! 

Let me get my CAM out, I need to witness this!

As the crisis in Libya escalates, Huhuonline.com understands that Isah Mohammed Aliyu, Nigerian Ambassador to Libya has fled to Malta with his family, abandoning 12, 440 Nigerians who are still stranded in the country.

Findings reveal that of this number, 7,125 have been at the Tripoli Airport for over two weeks, while 5,315 are said to be trapped in Benghazi after the Nigerian Ambassador to the country fled, abandoning his countrymen in the now volatile region.


However, Nigerians have cried out to the Nigerian government for help just as Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi's son, Saif has issued a five day ultimatum to foreigners in the Lybia including Nigerians to leave the country.


Statistics made available by Mr. Ben Igbokwe, Samson Aja and Mr. Solomon Okoduwa,  leaders of Nigerians resident in Tripoli, showed that at the airport in the Lybian capital, the figure of Nigerians stranded in Tripoli includes 1000 women, 170 babies, 5, 720 teens, and 235 men.


Huhuonline.com also gathered that in Benghazi, the latest figure of Nigerians include 306 children, 2, 502 women, and 2, 507 men, giving a total of 5, 315.


The trio who have been in contact with media men in Nigeria also revealed to Huhuonline.com through their source, Adams Makinwa, that six Nigerians were killed, Friday, on their way to Tripoli from Benghazi.

In his words, "We gathered from the only survivor, that on their way to Tripoli in a bus, they came across Libyan soldiers who ordered the driver to return to where he was coming from, but the driver refused, only for the soldiers to open fire on the bus and six Nigerians were killed instantly while the where-about of one is unknown”.


"The only survivor managed to join others at the Tripoli airport," they said.

Another stranded Nigerian, Mrs. Toyin Arimade, a native of Abeokuta, said a bucket of water is sold at the airport for $4 dollars and we can’t afford it. Continuing, she said, for weeks, they have been sleeping on the floor of the airport including pregnant and nursing mothers.

Mr. Samson Aja, who claims to be the leader of the Nigeria camp in Benghazi, said  “we are stranded and frustrated as some Nigerians have started moving towards the border between Egypt and Libya

http://huhuonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2682:nigerian-ambassador-to-libya-flee-abandoning-12440-citizens&catid=89:finance&Itemid=379

block her half way- shawty,dats rude!!!

Arsenal have not lost a single Premier League game this year, and are currently on an unbeaten run of 10 league games.
They have also won their last four league games at the Emirates Stadium, scoring eight goals in the process.
Five of those were scored by Robin van Persie, who is unavailable for this game due to an injury he sustained against Birmingham City in the final of the League Cup – which ended 2-1 in in favour of Alex McLeish’s side.

The Gunners have scored 57 goals in the top-flight this season, and only Manchester United (62) have scored more.
Sunderland have never beaten the north London club at the Emirates Stadium.
In fact, apart from a victory at the Stadium of Light in 2009, the Black Cats have not managed to beat the Gunners since August 2000, when a header from Niall Quinn against his former club was enough to seal a victory.

Steve Bruce’s men have lost their last four games, conceding 11 goals in the process.
Asamoah Gyan is the club’s top scorer in the league this season, having hit the back of the net on nine occasions so far.
In contrast, Lee Cattermole has been sent off twice and has seen seven yellow cards this campaign.

Anything iz possible!

1025:
pls if you are a teeneger, better look for kiddies forum and if u are an adult, better go and commit suicide because u lack everything knowledge to be here.

D 4 MMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wesley80:
What can I say? Interesting confession, I wish the rest of the 'MOB' would be honest enough to admit the party they r bent on selling to Nigerians as a congregation of honest politicians is no more than a 'Poisoned Chalice'. Considering the fact that a huge number of the anti - Gej squad detest him just becos he's a member of the PDP, I guess its now safe to say they r Terribly Ignorant and Naive and r sitting back while someone is pulling the wool over their eyes!. The truth is the CPC is an untested and unknown extra baggage of political and religious extremists blended with grade one criminals. Nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing waiting for their opportunity to devour. DONT BE FOOLED!


 All too often u sound like a broken record, is it that your brain is incapable of processing new ideas or what? Why dont u shut your stinking trap and go back to sleep? obviously, u 4got your brain in your dream.


 Ohhh, So he did try huh? So now that the rug is being swept off his feet by the high and mighty what next? Dont tell me thats why he went knoking on IBB's door?

Reason is because he is clueless, confused and presently not showing any sense of direction.

After all, a lot of us supported his course from the days of the cabals!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! You are about to fall for it. Don't loud it please!

Split it out! You are sounding as confused as recome!

[quote author=sgt.info link=topic=613860.msg7842484#msg7842484 date=1299207870]What has GEJ done since he came into power 8months ago?

Lets take this question seriously?[/quote]1. Systematic buying of voters’ card by politicians.
2. Multiple voter registrations.
3. Faulty direct data capturing machines.
4. Replacement of candidates who won the primaries with those selected by the party.
5. Manipulation of religion: use of churches to campaign against Muslim candidates and the use of mosques to campaign against Christian candidates.
6. Using ‘security reasons’ excuses to deny campaign permit and venue to opposition candidates.
7. Lack of transparency in campaign finance and fund raising of the candidates.
8. Boko Haram armed insurgency in some parts of northern states.
9. Kidnapping of candidates in the South Eastern states.
10. Bombing of campaign offices and venues of candidates.
11. Politically motivated assassination of candidates.
12. Unfavorable publicity advantage given to ruling parties in state owned media houses.
13. Use of urban development control government agencies to pull down billboards of opposition candidates.
14. Arrest and detention of supporters of the opposition in some states on the ground of disturbance of public peace.
15. Threat and blackmailing of civil servants in the states to vote for the ruling party.
16. Impending litigations against the Independent National Electoral Commission INEC by candidates and parties.
17. The continued Jos ethno religious crisis.
18. The non implementation of the new minimum wage and the threat by the Nigerian Labor Congress to boycott the elections for that.
19. State governors’ formation and control of ‘joint security task force’.
20. Meddling and domineering influence of political Godfathers.
21. Removal of elected local government chairmen and their replacement with appointees to be used as campaign coordinators for incumbent governors.
22. Apparent public use of anti-corruption agencies against political opponents.
23. Unprofessional conduct of some private media houses.
24. Proliferation of arms
25. Inciting utterance by Niger-Delta elders and Northern elders.
26. Recruitment and use of rented crowd for political campaigns.
27. Unsolved militancy in the Niger-Delta.
28. Hisbah support for incumbent governors in Sharia implementing states.
29. Diversion and use of public funds by state governors for political campaigns.
30. Complacency and docility of state and federal legislatures.
31. Do or Die politics.

@becomerich, that's def Covenant.

Gold Chains!!!