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Guys please watch the kinda oil you're buying, I bought a fake oil unknowingly and the thing don nearly scatter my engine

Warris people go dae shout we no dae carry last, we no ae carry last....while na them carry last pass metcheeeeeeeww

tonex360:
please I want to know if I can register with Toyota Siena 2009 model. its very clean and its Tokunbo precisely.

Bros na bags of rive abi na bags of bean we go dae use am carry?

Peoples children are dead just because of reckless driving.

Do you know that this polithiefcian called akpabio owns 90% of 1004 flats in Victoria island?
Buhari should ask him how he got them.

Fools shouting ambode is working....he shouldn't work before? ......

[quote author=styveke post=70718980]That was a risky move if U ask me... obviously, he's high from one of these cheap thrills they take...[/quote


I won't even try it next time, if any ask me I'd just run away]

You guys should be careful out there with the Nigerian police ooo, e be like say them won take over sars.
One dirty looking policeman said he was going to fire me with his gun and nothing will happen.
I tell am say oga you no fit fire me, naso I move ooo.

My fellow people what's happening to taxify no gree give me trip for 5 hours now...where did I go wrong...I have been watching movie with my phone ever since.
I no fit cry

If na lagos now, ambode go say na 5000 naira toll gate fee shithole country

slamstanlee:
OFFLINE trip. Tomorrow tuesday!
Governor's road, igando area to ajah.
So if you have a comfortable car, whatsapp me now lemme link you.

Here is the gist, you drive to okoko/ajangbadi area, pick his colleague, then drive to governor's road, pick him, then straight to ajah.
Do ur best estimate, name ur price.

I dae live for ajangbadI, and I dae house currently till tomorrow, I go fit run am. Just drop 13k

salemdv:
15k 07035925808, can i call u

I live at ajangbadI and I am currently at home till tomorrow, I know the area very well.
My contact÷ 08189196953

Taxify won make drivers get hypertension on top this 40k shaa....7 days only, that's like 15 trips per day...hahaahahah just make sure say your tire no burst.

crafteck:
. Won't argue but would leave you with one point, have you seen how efficient the emergency response unit in lagos are? Thank ambode, mostly civil servants hate him cos no more stealing for them

My broad you're in one corner of your bedroom typing shit, while pothole in lagos roads has increased by 700%...baba pursue lawmakers now lagos is extremely dirty,even the island is damn dirty.....baba increase toll, increase land use charge, everyday day people dae dye for traffic just because of bad roads...make we no even talk....you're typing bullshit.....do you know that the money lagos state generates alone can fund ivory coast?

Mhen God bless me this morning ooo, I day make u rest small, ad I just Dae commot from house say make I enter festac, I just get trip, the next thing rider called, can you go to ijebu, am like yes, how much...me 15k, rider e no gree 12k?...me baba no, we Dae go outside lagos na, rider says last I can do is 13k....am like just make am 14k...rider says oga dae come, dae come....me fruuuuugbaa I don land, 2hrs 45 minutes time, I don drop collect money clean mouth.....make I fly enter lag abeg.

Baba make una read well,for "investigative maintenance record" hahaahahah I no go near mainland for that period.

ikhileomotayo:
Don't mind them. They make comments with their asses

Fools....those alternative route are all worse than the 3MB...and apapa wahala....I cover myself with the blood of Zachariah

Funny enough this girl na my senior fir secondary school, Lagos state senior model collage agric.
I know her house and I still see am two weeks ago choi

My heart goes for the people living from mile2 to badagry.
I went home this night"I live at ojo" but I do go home only twice a week.
The gridlock was from mile2 all the way down to trade fair, trucks everywhere, engine turned off, night traveling buses, and their passangers stranded in the middle, I sure say their night journey na inside that gridlock.
But people our government is really wicked, you won't feel it until you go live in these places.
I rest my case.

starlek:
From trade fair under bridge all the way to mile 2 is completely, totally, entirely ,......... (Add your own) blocked. Not funny at all.

Hahahah na your turn today.



One taxify driver dae para give me for adebayor Doherty here loooolll, e be like taxify no give am trip hahahah

Please where's that guy selling light?
My light are dead, them be like candle stick

Gentlelife50:

I know say na because say she fine.
This your rider can lie oooo, how can she say trade fair no dey map.

Lool baba Shae na today we begin see fine girl?
We don see even the finer than the finest...hahaha

ifyeez:
funny guy

Hahahah baba how I take funny nau?

baxton25:
After all the complain about lagos badagry express way yesterday, this morning I have done three trips already, then I received a request from fola osibo, only for me to start the trip o saw festac the next thing I had is oga na trade fair we Dae go, I no know why e no dae appear for map....e be like say the girl use juju follow me...naso I form mumu carry this girl go trade fair that was how I loosed my whole day

After all the complain about lagos badagry express way yesterday, this morning I have done three trips already, then I received a request from fola osibo, only for me to start the trip o saw festac the next thing I had is oga na trade fair we Dae go, I no know why e no dae appear for map....e be like say the girl use juju follow me...naso I form mumu carry this girl go trade fair that was how I loosed my whole day

Please driver make una take am easy, this car was bought tokunbo, very clean and economical, the driver was previously a pure water driver, naim the carry motor give am...the first day him go dae drag with dangote for road...it's not up to two weeks see what this guy did to this new car.....the guy come dae shout thank God, God saved my life......in different occasions, have been on the highway and there's a big pot hole ahead of me...slowing down, dae trfigate for another taxify driver...the guy go still dar blow speed, dae flash me light ontop...you guys should take it easy, you ain't Danfo drivers,neither are you guys regular cab guys.

baxton25:
Nawa ooo watin dar happen?
E don taey wae I carry taxify surge ooo

Make I for see cool money

Nawa ooo watin dar happen?
E don taey wae I carry taxify surge ooo

How will a government subject it's country of 180 million people to one sea port? This is clearly wickedness

ifyeez:
Be careful there bro, people get robbed on that road on a regular.
Next time climb the new bridge then follow one way to alakija, me personally I don't go there even tho I stay in festac

Am just done watching one full movie in traffic.... still not gotten to alakija...our government are really enslaving us in this country

Megadrop:
Bros, are you a learner.....I try my best to avoid tht route like leprosy. One dude requested me ystday to take him to Abule oshun from Akoka, pleaded tht he will add 1k to the trip fare bt i refused.

Baba to be sincere am still here....over 2:30 on a 10 minutes drive

The fear of lagos badagry express way is the beginning of wisdom....have been here for almost two hours just from trade fair to alakija.....stand still traffic.