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Vickyvice:
Mercedes is the best product on earth. Forget toyota, honda, rolls Royce, buggatti, Bentley e t c. You can't rely on them like even old Benz version when the chips are really down. use Benz for very very long distances,after about an hour firing, Benz go come ask u whether U really really serious say Una dey go somewhere,by then Toyota, Honda, and the rest go don cable their limit finish 50 km ahead of which Una leave the same time you will fully understand. Na then Benz go tell u say na Benz e be. It's rear tyres will first assume "k "shape, By the time all others move the next 60 km, Benz go complete both the difference of 50 km, meet them , and beat all of them. Toyotas are only good for short or distances within town, which isn't what Benz is made for. The longer the distance the better the performance of Benz. in fact, Benz go dey happier. Any Benz u pass on express is either its journey is short or its less than an hr the car enter road. Lastly, Benz alerts by giving signs when a fault is imminent of which u can travel with it without fear, till u fix it

Is bmw a joke to You? Bmw go dust your mercedes like biscuit

Spy police driver with license ontop 85k?

SSCE holders can't apply?

NOC1:
You missed the whole thing up he lied by saying AMUwo is ojo, they are two different LGAs he lied by saying no Government hospital in the area, and I mentioned two, There is even o
health center in Ojo Local government in Iyanaba.

Not far in Igando axis their is a Lagos State specialist hospital

He didn't lie, he didn't say amuwo is ooo, he was only trying to say the both local government are in the same axis, there's no government owned hospital in OJO local government area, you clearly hard the commissioner say people around ooo go to badagry and alimosho for their health purposes.

NOC1:
Is Ojo Amuwo?

First Ojo is not Amuwo, Amuwo ended in trade fair and Aspamda.

You guys just dabble into what you don’t know, is mother and care not in Amuwo (first gate bus stop)?

Go to your state and let them provide General Hospital or healthcare facilities to all LGAs, 2/3 of Lagos state LGAs have one government health facility.

In the Ojo you mentioned that’s where the Navy hospital is located that’s old Ojo road.

Do you think Health facility is building? Equipping and training of personnel’s is the koko, these are multi billion Naira projects. Which can’t just be deployed anyhow.


I am an Igbo guy before you blab, isi na obu asi, I jide nke iji.

You must be naive for saying such, navy hospital is for navy town, you can't go from ojo to navy to get health care, because there're already too many patient there. The guy is totally correct ooo doesn't get almost any help from government, even the little they get they don't come to check if the LG chairman is working. Besides ojo generate the 3rd highest revenue for the lagos state government, bad roads everywhere, no hospital only one health care center, many thing wrong with ojo local government.

I'm looking for a shared apartment, or a selfcon around ajah, it's urgent. Budget 200k
I currently live in Greenville estate badore in a one bedroom and palour, with kitchen and bathroom, but my rent has expired, anyone who is interested can what's app

Abeg who know where I fit rent car, I wan use am go ife come back the same day.

[quote author= post=94303640]Yessss oooo!

Wondering why Lagos is the best state in Nigeria?!
Because PDP has never had the opportunity to be in power, they would have raped her to death!
Dangerous rapist!


TRUE CONFESSION from :

People have been asking how much we were paid to campaign for Buhari , We always deny the allegation.
The new year is around the corner and we want to come clean.
Yes we were paid to campaign for Buhari 
Buhari himself paid us.
He paid us when he started completing abandoned projects,
he paid us when he paid pensioners, (even the pensions of Old Biafran soldiers that have been neglected since 1970's,
he paid us when after 35 years of paper work he finally brought a train to Warri.
Yes he paid us to campaign for him.
He paid us when he allowed even those that curse him to access N-power and Tradermoni.
He paid us when he prevented fuel marketers from going on strike that would have lead to untold hardship during the holiday period.
He paid us, and handsomely too. 
For more of these payments we and every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians are standing with our darling Daddy.

He paid us after we saw some of his achievements going on around the country as highlighted on this thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/6137046/12-reasons-nigerias-agric-revolution#94211092

Dem MANNA, continue to give them the LAMBA!

Nobody can deny that there are very serious challenges in the country, particularly in the areas of security, the economy, and standard of living generally. But that is not all there is to Nigeria of today, and those challenges are being addressed very robustly. That hymn says “behind a frowning providence, He hides a smiling face. His purposes will ripen fast, unfolding every hour.” We will surely see an end to the challenges, if we all work together, and eschew hate speeches.

In the voice of children of hate, frustration and perdition.........[/quote]You no wise

Good morning men and brethren, when ever I'm on top speed, my Glk will be shaking like shaky shaky daddy, what could be the cause? It's a 2010 GLK driven only 3 months.

Conductor261:
The rule of using AC in the heat is to first lower your windows and drive for like five minutes while putting the AC on in the 4th minute of constant driving then letting the windows back up in the sixth minute

It's nit what's happening to me, sometimes i literally drive for 15 minutes and the AC won't be cool

Hello house, i have a 2010 glk, if i start the car in the afternoon when it's been heat by sun, the AC will not be cold, it will only blow ordinary air, I'd have to turn it of and drive for a while, before turning on again then it will be cool, or I'd turn of the engine multiple times, before the AC becomes cool..... but if i drive the car in the morning before sun heats it, it will be almost automatically cool...... what can be cause?

AmuDimpka:
very very .. you would just miss driving them and get hooked on the brand .... They wouldn't understand

Try BMW and you'd know the full definition of addiction.

Anaconda part 1 nothing scares me more than snake film I no go fit waka for night

Warning graphic photo!!!

His name is wisdom, he drives a with Corolla sport 2004 model, he lives at badore.... he was shot at early hours of the morning at abijo GRA....

Guys please, stop driving to terrible places at night, especially if your rider is a male client..... my friend was shot early Saturday morning, and he died at the spot, I’m in tears... he was a promising young man....

I laugh all you saying abuja is more expensive than lagos, perhaps you guys don't have complete information.. there're one bedroom self contain for 10 million naira in banana island.

deedee44:
It's still better, but 2 guys.. I may vomit

I go stop them immediately. They either discontinue, or they jump off my car.

ColeworldMD:
it's had to get the original asimko now. Please do let me know. Thanks

Just buy radius.

As per bag of rice is at 18k and you still sat it's dropping baa.

Eponyeeboz:
In that same Lagos, the budget for packing refuse is more than your entire budget for health.

They use tricycles as ambulances in your region but use Mercedes Benz trucks to pack waste in Lagos.

The vehicles used by policemen for patrol in Lagos are good enough to snatch the wife of a Local government chairman in your state.

The reason why your region is eternally backwards is because you don't have a single leader like Tinubu there. You are like cows, you seek leaders not in your species. If you are not led by Fayose or Wike, you are controlled by Atiku or Saraki. SW, SS, North.

Don't let my words make you kill yourself. Better look at the road while hawking gala so that molue won't kill you like your ancestors.

Stop blabbing the simple truth is igbos contribute half of wealth in lagos. Argue with your keypad.

Afamed:
How do you make profit when the thieves are there to loot your inventory 24hrs? supporter of stealing is not corruption

Okay mister. When you go running after thieves, what happens in your store while while away? Penny wise pound foolish.

This happened to me late December last year, I was traveling to the eastern part of nigeria only to be stopped by those wicked benin bypass police.... only my rear glass was tinted (sunshade) mhen they kept me there after one hour of pleading they set me free with 12k down payment.

lilmax:
even if government provide a job of 120k a month....the characters in yahoo guys won't allow them to stop the act

yahoo guys are greed driven......how can you be 24 and the car you want to use is a Bentley?

You're shaa mad, what do you want them to drive? Keke napep? Do you know at 24 you're in your peak age, and can go as far as you want?
For abroad 18yrs old dey drive McLaren

GAZZUZZ:
the system has either gotten to you, or you have always been this way.

You're only talking from tour perspective sire.....

Mhen I don run update my app ooo, choi

toomush:
After updating my apps today, nah crazy fare be my case ..lekki phase 1 to magodo 5.5k, lateef jakande to bics garden 4.5k, drove around magodo 900( she shock), Issac John to oduduwa (2 street away) 800 with 1.5 surge tho

you don't mean it

See watin taxify dar ask riders ooo..
So they can actually lie if the choose to.

GAZZUZZ:
any driver with 500k in his acc will not do uber.

Nigga no dae talk this bullshit.
What will 500k do for you in nigeria is currently, with bad economy? All man wae dae drive taxify no be illiterate ooo.

Gentlelife50:
If the new app no allow us do salt and pepper wetin we gain?

Hahahah nothing oooo, I spent 3hrs today from iyana ipaja to begar just to end trip and saw 3k, I no fit cry the rider shout say really? I no even get power answer am.