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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:58pm On Oct 10, 2021
tunlapapa:
https://www.nairaland.com/6794707/men-please-try-reduce-stress#106597314

My dad died last July at 79 yet was still active, I see no way I will do uber for long and last till such age.
Company/Bank Managers that complain of stress do not meet such toxic customers as bolt riders that will shorten ones life even if they claim all work are stressful.
I would rather develop myself in a peaceful stress than a toxic stress.
I pity people that will resign to join d hustle
Well experience will tell
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:44pm On Oct 10, 2021
vicdon:
Abeg post dashboards, most of us they use am as motivational quotes for others....
For others ? grin
Where u from come

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:41pm On Oct 10, 2021
Lush100:
Below the belt but the last sentence has the truth therein.

Modified:
Baz001, gentlelife50 & donfortune48,
U guys are something else.

U even said u needed to buy side-mirror.

Pls what of side-chick,. Any hope for us.? grin
You too ?
I thought you were a peacemaker

Na tojahh and pope191 get that one grin I guess.
This days you can’t be too sure

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:35pm On Oct 10, 2021
XGhost:
Apparently it looks like it's because you have to be at your other hustle.
...and of course there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
What is this Ibadan man talking about grin
Your mentor that doesn’t have side hustle couldn’t drive for 2weeks and went mad. grin
Sapa do surge for him account. grin

You wey dey run go Ibadan now and then.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:30pm On Oct 10, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Okay...

In simple terms, I'll explain why I took a rest. I set a 1 million naira a month personal target For my self because that was the next target I had not broken.

I have broken:

400k target.
500k target.
600k target.
700k target.
800k target.
900k target.


I needed more. Just for fun. Not that I have to. So naturally, my next target is 1,000,000. Again, it's just for fun, because for the past 5 months, May to September, I have grossed on Bolt alone, a total of 3,816,249 ngn.

I have netted a total of 3,084,932 ngn in 5 months. Which translates to 616,986 a month... That's why when people try to argue that a 200k monthly salary with perks is better than driving, I just laugh.

Now, do I need to encourage anyone to do as I do? No I don't. Because for a certainty, not everyone sets crazy personal target like I do. But what I know can be achievable by anyone is the ability to gross over 100k a week, which is about 80k net which is why I ask everyone who cannot gross 100k a week to mail me, and every salary earner below 200k to resign. Because when you get the hang of it, you can set crazy targets.

Only on this thread, can an individual make 3,084,932 in 150 days, but is being mocked for taking a 2 week rest... But I really don't care.

They can go to blazes, and burn to ashes.
Which is easier to post ?
a. Dashboard
b. Jiji profiles
c. Cut & join pictures
d. Typing long epistle
e. None of the above



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:17pm On Oct 10, 2021
Pearl1910:
Baz001...recent development has established u as the clown of the house so I don't know if u r catching cruise with this post or u r being serious.

Let me assume u r being serious this time out.

Count me out of the people that know u only drive late nights and very early on the morning. Because many times u bring gists that happened in day time and snap pictures of lastma arresting people in traffic light in broad day light.

Okay, so now u have added without breaking down to ur line. Well even office workers get sick and breakdown.
Don't be a fanatic to ur ideology...there is something called average, if I set a target of 100k/weekly, 400k/month. I may make less in some weeks and more in other weeks provided at the end of the month I meet my target, I am fine. How can u predict a particular figure or consistently make a particular amount that's cliche for this kind of business. The whole point is meeting your monthly target all things being equal, so don't come and include health challenges or unforseen circumstances because this applies to all ventures.

U didn't give Cheerfulgiver any award when he was posting dashboard week in week out for u doubters and research students, so why d knocks now? U asked for 3months consistency, and he delivered. U even asked that we don't use him as example again because he has surpassed ur expectations. Is it the 1million dashboard that's ur new headache? I have said it before, that was his target, whether he met it or not is non of anybodies business if we really want to be honest with ourselves. But because u guys want to mock him u keep hammering on it like u care. Did u place a bet on his dashboard? Did he promise anybody money of he makes it or not.
Moreover, your cohorts said he photo-shopped previous dashboards, I can't believe all this quarrel and bad blood is for a photo-shopped dashboard.

Oga, U haven't proven any point, if he decides not to work for the next 2months what he has made in d last 4months still puts him ahead of anybody earning 300k a month.
Oh so u don change mouth ?
Recent developments dey do wonders ooh.

if you are sick as office staff you have sick leave and get paid full salary at month end.
Ur bros broke down for only 2weeks sapa hold am he had to take bus to oshodi.
unforeseen situations affects all jobs but in dis hustle it can stop your earning and eat part of your savings.

Na jeje we dey here when he brought gun blazing that he will post dashboard and if you don’t like it bla bla bla.
Remember I said I’m indifferent but he must be consistent in posting dashboards, cause then we will know the reality of the job.
He was busy shooting and cursing everybody that dashboards will shut us up and change narratives.
He had a bad week (unforeseen) which is normal in this hustle Sorry rehab vacation and tried to hide it,

Why ?

I only co-asked for dashboard so our mouth can remain shut. He went crazy.
You post good days but ashamed to post bad days.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:43am On Oct 10, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Watch how they will come to tell you what you're selling instead of posting dashboards to shut us up, by the way I need side mirror.
grin cheesy
Chimooooo
You can see that I didn’t comment on your post ? Cos d last time I asked you a question all hell went loose from empty dashboard to cut and join profiles all the way from rehab vacation.

All side mirrors sold oo grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:53am On Oct 10, 2021
Pearl1910:
More importantly don't discourage, trick or decieve others, cos trickery and deceit is an offence in the eyes of God and man.
Bazoo has actually been revolutionized but for cruise, pride or whatever reason, he will not confess, he still wants to wallow in his failed ideology. Supported by people who are selling lip gloss grin yahoo boys and drug addicts.
How easy it is to drive till 12am on friday and continue by 4:30am on Saturday?
Compared to office work ? Discourage dem ?

90% of people here including you knows that I drive odd hours
Very early in the morning [/b]and [b]very late in the night. Cause I can’t be dragging with traffic, Lastma, police, hot sun during the day except there is surge.

I can’t be revolutionized by seeing only figures.
How easy it is to net 100k week in week out easily without break down? Revolution leader broke down and was pained, dashboards froze.
He can’t show empty dashboard

Point proven you can’t predict or consistently earn a figure in this hustle. There are good days and low days.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
Request Don enter. No time for efulefus.

Told you fools I don't get sick. That hospital bed you've been mentioning since, will soon be your portion.

Outta here.

First request after 2weeks,

Outta
grin

Finally d guy has escaped rehab.
I pity your riders and other road users

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:40pm On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
How will it be sustainable when you sell laptop bags in your spare time. Ko possible now.
How is it sustainable when you can’t sustain ordinary posting of dashboards (revolution) and your spare time vacation is in rehab Dubai grin

You can’t even sustain driving yourself you had to take danfo grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
I may not need to. I've proven that these goats always attacking and discouraging driving do so because they have another source of income so they don't see the need to meet a target with driving, as those without need to.
Same way I’ve proven that it’s not sustainable and consistent to earn a specific amount week in week out as those with target driving 24/7 has landed in the hospital.

Meanwhile we are still waiting for ur 1M dashboard sorry September dashboard ; to shut us up


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:46pm On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
If your job doesn't pay you up to 150k monthly, resign and pick up a car and start driving.

If these idiots discouraging you can do it, you can also do it. They are liars and they are hypocrites.

If the resident clown, Baz001 can drive till midnight, then continue driving from 4:30am, you can also do it.

Always be guided and listen to voice of reason.
.
Listen to him at your own peril
Follow him (strategy) and land in the hospital.
He has not been able to drive for 2weeks.
Taking danfo to oshodi from lekki (but nets 100k weekly smh) but advising u to resign,
Before you resign test drive for 1week and see how far ?

Listen to voice of reasoning

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
Even yahoo boy follow dey talk.

They should keep deceiving you people....

Back to status quo.
Which of the status quo?

a. Posting dashboards
b. 1Million target
c. Rehab center
d. Photoshopping
e. Car wash



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:24am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
How will it be same number after you edited it?

As of 7:16 am, 20 mins ago, you hadn't touched it.
Oga you need more rest,
If you can know time then your memory lose and mistaken identity is coming back.

The nurse needs to take your phone from you.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:41am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
I pity anyone that takes these people serious.... Same guy got home late, now he dey road since 4:30am.

But he'll claim lazyD to deceive you people.

Can you see now?
Im only trying to be like you in those days

I tried to learn from you while you were still active before the incident happened, you no gree shake body ( can you remember?)

With this situation now e go hard to come close to you

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:36am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
No, nothing wrong. What's wrong is deceiving people you are lazyD, telling them not to work hard, telling them it's unachievable, unsustainable while you have a business that makes you money.

Then working day and night, driving the same bolt. Come here post distracting smileys, saying you're catching cruise.

Cruise kill you there.
No vex now I understand your pain
Can I sleep a little now.

We might need to review all your dashboards
Sorry no vex. We are not reviewing it.

I no do cruise again. How can I stop replying you like dis we both need rest

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
You posted the number yourself on this uber thread.... It's still there

https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/1348#75663871
Ahhhhhhhh you’ve exposed yourself

See why Felicity001 is right ?

So this is the same number

Oh my goodness dis guy is a smart cheat, photoshop master even in his sick bed

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:23am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Copy this number into Google Search, and all your businesses linked with it comes up.

0812 593 6318
Did you say my businesses?
I’m a businessman out there to make money.
Is there anything wrong having a business and a business number ?

I’m very sorry for putting you through all this stress, since last night knowing your condition.

It’s me no vex
Everything you say about me it’s me
I’m sorry pls forgive me.

How can I be denying and arguing with you?

Ehen, I mess up

See...


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:12am On Oct 09, 2021
Lush100:
The time u are using to post all these online attack messages , you would have used to rest or continue your driving hustle,

This venture is a waste of thoughtfulness.
Hey
To rest: to d guy in physiatrics hospital grin
To drive: I dey road since 4:30am to clear club party rush, I’m going home to sleep till surge shows up again

Thank you... I was advise not to respond to him, grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:04am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Same number on his selling page where he posted mirrors for sale.

Teedriod sells same mirrors.

https://ng.loozap.com/toyota-camry-muscle-side-mirrors-lagos-surulere/26850783.html

Same number
How is this person me ?
I thought you were going to come up with something better.
So you are not so smart after all?

Go and learn from CIA izzou

Dis head injury has caused mistake identity... hey who do u dis ?


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:59am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
This was his first digital footprint. A simple phone number he posted on this same thread., by himself.

February 12, 2019
You failed

Felicity001 is right all this while...
I give it to this guy Felicity001.

So you mean you had to photoshop numbers to link dis teedriod’s to baz001 on nairaland?

Your smartness as revealed you’ve been photoshopping dashboards all this while.

You borrow people’s dashboard to cut and join.

It’s a pity you you won dru23’s money with cheats.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
Those are your profiles you use in selling what you just denied. LazyD indeed.
So all you ve been trying to do all night is to proof that I have a profile for selling online and this particular profile belongs to me ?

So sorry.

I agree no vex, because of recent developments
Let’s assume that’s my profile.

OKAY ITS MY PROFILE grin


So painful ant king...
Has been reduced to changing narratives and posting dashboards to proofing profiles


I’ve been told not to respond to you again that you need rest.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
We'll soon know who has brain injury. Your denial makes you a liar.

What a coincidence. My injury must be a strong one
Very strong and it’s saddens.

Let me help you a bit incase it’s memory lose
See u use to post bolt dashboards before the incident.

1. You set a target of 1M for urself by urself (ember month) though we are in October now...
can u remember?

2. You posted you were in bus at oshodi ( how nau? How can a million take bus ? Wat of cheap inDriver... something definitely was wrong.

... you disappeared, we were all worried grin
Then u appeared

3. And Gentlelife50 asked if you are okay and a question did you meet up ? (Who send me to chook mouth self ) Na so I asked meet up with what ?

4. You attacked me, so I reminded you, of your dashboards.
But instead of dashboards you cutting, joining plenty pages to post.

A whole CheerfulGiver that used to be brilliant and articulate.
Felicity001 might be right all this while

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:43am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Calm kee you
I had to be calm cos of dis African proverb.

If a madman takes your clothes you shouldn't run after him naked. If you do, people will think that both of you are mad.

A whole CheerfulGiver reduced to cut and join pictures to post instead of post dashboard?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:26am On Oct 09, 2021
donfortune48:
Please what's the meaning of this question?

Are you trying to say that he's on Rehab? And not vacation?
Confam Rehab grin
101% rehab because of recent developments.
Is mental issue part of driving hazards ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:40am On Oct 09, 2021
ThatNiccur:
Especially when it is about to be uncovered as a lie.

We love to appeal to emotions. Some people say una dey bully, when indeed, you're the one being bullied.


He that is down, truly needs to fear no fall.

On the other hand, e be like say you don wan dey loose your cool...you no need am man, no need to return the energy, no need to change yours, keep up the cruise energy, e dey go well.

Calm
Thank you so much Bro
I was driving and trying to keep up but lost my cool within few seconds, cos I wanted to reply and rider was busy gisting with me.
I’m home now and calm



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
CheerfulGiver:
Think twice. wink
Hey you need help

Which is easier to post,
your dashboard or this rubbish?

What happened to you ?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:09pm On Oct 08, 2021
donfortune48:
No sleeping tonight.
Can you guys see that he is mad ?
No be mad man dey post rubbish?

Felicity001 where is that doctor ? This guy has brain injury.

Which is easier to post dashboard or this rubbish?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:58pm On Oct 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Where's all the previous energy?

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With the new developments (... pearl1910 voice ) you have lost it.
I hope it’s not head injury, did you have an accident?
I’m sorry to say, sir you are mad
Post dashboard u posting pictures of side mirrors.

Very mad how is dis me ?

Let me end dis trip and will have your time
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:33pm On Oct 08, 2021
obinoral1179:
boss @ BAZ001 come and give me plug for FIFA games CD and other CD...
Hehe Na only fifa21 wey I dey play remain. I ve discarded all my games cos I’m moving to Ps5.
But how game take enter dis matter beats my imagination.

Could it be that mr CheerfulGiver is loosing it ?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:02pm On Oct 08, 2021
obinoral1179:
BAZ001 you dey sell PS4 accessories?
mejai:
U no wan cease fire bah?
My broda,
I shock as I dey see PS4 accessories for Uber/bolt page.
Wetin concern dashboard with PS4?

Dashboard ............. PS4 accessories


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:34pm On Oct 08, 2021
Finnish:
Drama for this thread eh, I come everyday to have a good laugh, now na Una Dey ask the person wey dey post dashboard on a fleek to post now, him say him no post, him dey prolonged holiday as they wash his car na by force to post dashboard?
grin Prolonged holiday due to car wash ?

Ahn Ahn meaning we go wait taya?

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