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Felicity001:
They have the market already bros but their strict business policy is what is kicking against them, who knows if they've a standing contract or franchise in Nigeria because I see no reason why they still don't want to shift grounds even with numerous calls from both drivers partners and the customer- riders about some of their policies.

What will it take to at least review destination of a ride request?

Allow drivers to cancel without haven to drive 5km to PU then wait 5min b4 cancelling on every trip the driver doesn't wish to embark on due to destination not been reviewed at the point of accepting the ride. It's a stupid, crazy and senseless policy to say the least.

Another annoying thing is you can't even mail them unless via their app weather as a rider or a driver... Nonsense!

So if BAZ001 eventually migrate to the USA now Will they tell him to go on a trip to where he doesn't even know at all?

Will they go bankrupt if they reduce commission to say 18% or re-introduce a similar campaign like the one they had b4 the lockdown? 3% after 20 rides in a week... Mad campaign... See how drivers where well behaved and working hard and cashing out and making money for them as well then.

Now consider these things:

No pension for drivers

No health care for drivers

No Bonus/incentives

No festive/new year package

No cheap loan facilities for drivers to assist them with fixing of their car or carry out some medical bill payment or add up to get a car

No retirement benefit say after partnership with them for some numbers of years.

At the last round table meeting bolt said they are working on their app to make sure drivers are very close to PU before swiping arrive... cos most drivers swipe arrive before pick up and paid waiting is 15minutes before riders enters the car. So they don’t want you to click arrived before you get close.

Baba I dey on my way already but I pray never ever to drive as hustle home and abroad.

Awoleesu:
The boldened:

In which century are you living sir?

Biden not bush :

drmikeadams:
But I saw police presence for that bridge around 8pm..both male and female , plus them bike and rrs truck

Probably that was why they didn’t pursue me cos I was still in the traffic praying they don’t break my glass.
Police full ground. I saw them too, All over the places, but my rider said I shouldn’t trust police that the collect returns from this boys.
Now it’s early to rise early to bed, the unfortunate part is that there is no surge this morning.

WaffenSS:
Bush?



By the way, it was Trump who negotiated this pullout. Oops.

Omg
I was sleeping typing
Biden not bush

Why only U.S ?

Bush is not ready for this at all. The baba just want to deal with covid and have peace not war. If to say na trump dey there? Taliban for hear am

[quote author=dru23 post=104871387][/quote]C’mon

dru23:
The plane has left o..ok book another appointment

Someone can not make mistake again? .
Na mistake naahhh.
I ve gone to modify it.



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davit:
Where did the attempted robbery happen?

Eko bridge descending from apongbon.

Crvrider:
To cheer you up. There's a special eraser that you can use to clean it. Will be expecting some in that container dru23 is packing.

Person go old before the container come ooh.
Since January we are still expecting super tech oil.

Modified: everything I wrote up there was a mistake, I wasn’t in the right frame of mind.
My hand typed faster than my brain.
Pls our super tech oil will soon be here.
Crvrider see as u set me up

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davit:
I ve experienced same too before. No way out. Just forget about it. Keep giving good services and your rating will rise again

Today didn’t end well at all.
Set destination trip to mainland, bolt gave me Tinubu square island, no problem.
Got to pick up and two island semi local girls started rushing for front seat, struggling to seat in front of my low mileage Camry, while third one jejely went to back seat.
Rider Infront : don’t try dt with me again, I book ride and u want to seat in front seat.
Rider back: next ride I will seat infront no argument. I love front seat.
Me: (just shock cos most times ladies want to seat at owners corner)
Trip went well, they were making me laugh and singing all songs I’m jamming and it was fun really cos of their funny gist and very free.
Got to destination
Rider front seat: end trip pls cos of our money
Me: small change 700N
Rider: should I rate u or not
Me: if u will rate me well go ahead (I really don’t care cos I was on 4.97*)
She picked phone started from 1star and no more stars so she went to options.
Me: go back go back
Rider: it’s not going back (showed me the phone)
Me: no it can go back
Next thing she ticked one box and said let’s see if it will go back , no back arrow. As I was trying to find the back button she clicked on Done
I scccreeeaammeddddd nooooooo
The one at the back felt for me and said Ahhhhhh u done mess up. We started looking for how to undone it for like 5mins
Long and short of story dts how they rate all drivers thinking they are doing good ratings.
My ratings dropped from 4.97 to 4.88 instantly.
As if that was not enough
Still on destination trip got trip to my hood.
Picked male rider
Long story short
someone hit my window with stone, how it didn’t break is only Gods that knows.
Hit the first time I moved forward and second time he stoned it, luckily the road was a bit free so I zoomed forward a bit but still in traffic. Thank God they didn’t come after us.
My rider was already shaking.

Guys pls be careful out there my morale is low.
From low ratings to attempt to rob.

Please how can rider rectify ratings of 1star.
She mistakenly or ignorantly rated 1 star cos she started counting from 1.

Bolt

radautoworks:
Oh now you see the light

Sisi radautoworks pls plssss don’t shake any table.

Better still let me pretend I didn’t see your comment.

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IFEBARBIE:
This guy!!! I don laff taya for office, lol.... Colleagues just dey look me, asking me why I'm laffing, I say na BAZ001 oooo! let's see what he wrote na? Neva! dem won know Ife secret ....

You no see d guy just go take am serious asking me where to get it and how much ?

Baba I shock
Something wey say na audio, Lori iro things.

I don already pack my bag to take cover.
But like play like play, e don earn me goodies coming

dru23:
We been having logistic issues... We are gradually offloading bits by bits inside container .. Will offload pictures of loading this week .........


Remind me once goods arrive .. 1 freon ac gass for u and 1 oil filter........free for u ...

We thank you for ur advert and business


Customer request is gone up lately... And we are trying to meet up with demand.... This are just few items am allow to display.........


Original shocks Monroe complete set .... Yes complete set ... Made in the USA less than 250k naira loading cost .........

As e dey hot


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kneo:
I feel like slapping you. You got me angry now. Drivers like you are the reason riders grossly disrespect some drivers.

mrjaydee:
No wonder rider go dey follow me talk anyhow for phone.

Guy, I'm highly disappointed.. how much is the surge trip? Omo I feel like slapping this guy too.

This is why Riders will always look down on You!!!
Back when I was in the game fully... dem no born your papa well to disrespect me. Most times, they be like " are you my uber driver"?

No be say money dey like dat, but self worth is very essential.

Death before dishonor.

Make una no vex.
I ignored the initial red flag on phone.
The only thing I could have done was to walk her out of the car, which is the main reason I narrated the story that how do you do that ?

Not that she used an abusive words but at every stop she wasn’t using any form of courtesy, she was talking like I own you.
Like
Rider: stop here I want to ask this ladies walking for a salon on this road.
Me: no word (but will stop )
Rider: let’s go it’s somewhere close ( no thank you)
Me: no word
Next to withdraw money.
Rider: Stop at that bank I want to withdraw money cos you people like cash
( no pls I want to withdraw money or excuse me can I stop to do this and that.)
We stop three times without any please or thank you.

That’s why I said I wish I could tell her to go down, I no go again.

We are built differently, make una teach me how to go wild.

Otunbalai:
How much is that ?

And where can I get it ?

Ewooooo...

Very easy ! Just contact this super tech distributor in Nigeria “dru23”

Dru23 food don done ooh, though you didn’t pay me for advert.


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Otunbalai:
Good morning guys....

Please, what oil do you guys use to service Camry 04 now that mobile oil is scare ...

Urgent response please .

Super tech oil to the rescue, coming directly from yankee

pleasureosondu:

Bro, you already said it was the 1.8 surge na. The funny thing is that most drivers gladly condone these insults from riders because of the money involved but will physically abuse their wife and /or loved ones if they did the same thing. For me, If I don't tolerate such conduct from a family member/ close friend, why should I condone such from a total stranger because of money and on top my car? Folks can call it pride, I call it self-dignity.

The surge made me to ignore the red flags of troublemaker but at one of the stops I just wished I could tell her, I’m not going again pls come down.
She’s naturally a difficult person cause of the way she was talking on phone. We meet people like this once in a while but to tell her to go down is the skill I need to learn or just keep sucking it in and cashing out 7,300 on a trip.
Guess what.
Trip ended 7,300 , she counted mint 500 naira and held it in one hand and said bring 200 naira change. Like she won’t give me the money if I have no change. Me just jejely gave her 200 naira mint too carry you wahala go.
But d 5star I gave still paining me

If I post my yesterday dashboard, you all won’t know the insult and abuse that earned me the money.

davit:
No be lie. Some drivers are the ones making these riders think sey dem get power.

One rider booked me this evening. Getting to PU, I tired calling her but number not available. Meanwhile she was outside looking at my car. There were many of them there. I used inapp call too, no response. Mins later she came close to my car and started abusing me for not calling her.
I tried to maintain my cool. Showed her the no of times I've tried calling her. I asked why she too didn't call. She began schooling me on why only drivers MUST call. I jejely asked her to get out my car. The thing pain her o. But I no care. Twas even an opportunity for me to go eat.
We should stop taking shits from these riders guys.

Pls how do you guys do this ?
Send people out of your car, once you seated I can’t or don’t know how to tell an adult get down from my car.

Yesterday I was abused by one yellow owambe sisi eko, I sensed it from phone conversation but it was 1.8 surge and couldn’t resist the temptation.
Rider: where are you ? (No greeting)
Me: I’m at (she cuts)
Rider: you say you arrived but not here
Me: I’m at Campbell street st nicholas (raising my voice too )
Rider: No ooh, not St Nicholas. I’m at cambell event hall, ask people around pls.
Me: (dis na troublemaker) just cancel
Rider: (called again ) come to 3rd floor
Got to third floor car pack, she kept calling all this while but didn’t pick.
Me: (picked ) I’m in 3rd floor
Rider: shouted I said 4 not 3rd, 4th floor, 4 ooh
Me: ( my spirit telling me to jappa and cancel, but surge won’t allow me listen )
Picked her...
Rider: wear your mask oooh
Me: (looked at her so she would see my mask is on)
Rider: be fast ohh ( then she started spraying disinfectant in the car speaking both English and Yoruba, wanted to ask what she was spraying and without permission)
Me: ( just dumb and numb, who sent me)
We made several stops but I just held me cool.
We stopped to tie gele, stopped to withdraw money. In all the stops, she was commanding me with attitude as if I was her driver and she owns me and the car.
I was sure of giving her 1star cause I don’t want to ever meet her again but mistakenly or unconsciously I gave her 5star, pained me.

But how do you look at an adult and say pls come down from my car ?
I could have parked and say pls I no go again, but don’t think I have it in me right now.

morax101:
This guy must be Pearl, why you come blow your cover like that my Man? Peace ✌️

You too ?

Chaaiii I think say na only Duke111 ooh

Correct man,
Na pearl1910 naah his second moniker

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Pearl1910:
Are u really sure this is easier?
Saving 5k daily and still paying ur rent culminates to about 60k weekly commitment don't forget that.
10months and u have saved 1.2 million. That's very good but let's face it, how many people can pay [b]60k every week for 10months continuously, dedicatedly?[/b] And still settle current needs?? Apart from discipline, the money may not be realised every week.

On d other hand, d person on HP is midway gone his payments of 30k weekly. Yes, his car will be naija used and so is the car the rental guy will be buying.

Like I said, what guarantees do u have that in 10months time, ur target car will remain d same price as when u started the rental? None.

You say

continuously,
dedicatedly,
realised every week

but the person will nets 100k every week consistently.

I just dey waka pass... ooohhhh


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CheerfulGiver:
Anyone taking a HP deal must ensure that the car comes with brand new tires, brand new shocks, brand new linkages, ball joints, brand new fuel pump, brand new battery, brand new radiator, make sure the catalyst is intact, engine already serviced and ready to work.

Most HP providers are only after money and not your success. They don't care if you succeed or not that's why there is a clause to retrieve car if you default. They don't care if the car starts breaking down 2 days after contract is signed, intentionally forgetting Tokunbo cars are basically used cars with parts about to start failing. They'll collect full payment and still collect car from you if you default.

HP providers aren't doing you any favours. It's business. If you must deposit 300k upfront, you have to get the worth of it. It's time to turn the tables. They can't keep coming here with

You must have this
You must bring this
You must be this

[b]They also MUST give out cars that won't break down in first two months, or forget the deal. [/b]Sell the car. If they don't have the funds to fix those sensitive parts, then driver MUST identify those parts that need replacing and driver MUST deduct the cost from the security deposit.

I don't like HP deals, but if you insist on a deal, don't enslave yourself from the get go. Get a car that will be a good head start, else if you don't do a proper check before signing the contract, you're liable for the over hauling of the whole vehicle and provider won't give a shit_

Hey! the revolution has turned to partners/car owners.
Let me hold one leg of this table you are about to shake ...

Partners/intending are not happy with you
In their mind right now, “ who does he think he his”? Msheeewww.

Table don turn ehhh
Fleet managers and intending fleet managers

Felicity0001:
Can I apply? But I no get down payment oh... Abeg help my ministry and set me free from this bondage of rental they have tag me on this thread

But wait oh BAZ001... Why e b say this people no dey like talk the total package self but are fast to say the amount drivers must bring it is that they're already broke that the security is the only hope left?

They are afraid of Hoodlum drivers nii
Abeg leave me oohh before them come for me.

Wait oh I dey hear gbagan gbagan bolt request tone for my head and I dey offline, is this normal ?

Felicity0001:
Baz001 I'm tired come let's leace this country.


Reason this concerns and comments

That Lagos driver must be a lazy driver, lazier than donfortune48, frubben + gentlelife50 together, how can he say over 2hrs no request in Lagos ?
Me we dey run from request today, only that surge dribble me small, cos when I dey mainland, I see surge for island Na so request Cary me go island as I dey balance for lekki Na so mainland red. Wetin dey happen? I do oo land for Surulere gbam surge don move go yaba. You never see anything I still follow am. Na there I tire to dey drive yaba to VI back to yaba back 2 back, i run go house before I get pile or bad eyesight and pot belly (I like my six packs)
Hopefully I will resume in the night, before ants chup all d stew finish

I don carry my bag which country plsssss?

SHOOPSYN:
Ant king shaking head for you... Who ordained you to be in Ant league... . You better come back here, carry your car and stay with LazyD and I trust Pope 101 can't even ordain you.

Bro, no mind them, dem no gree ordain me.
I force myself inside ant league, cut eye for Morax101, he just laugh waka. Beg CheerfulGiver d ant king to reduce criteria and credentials for me, he looked away. Even their patron dru23 pretended as if he didn’t see my campaign. But I enter the league by fire by force, only for pearl1910 to come and denounce me publicly. Dem do me wetin APc do Saraki, dribble me go back and front.

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Fuckeveryday just come from no where drop certificate and credential gbam they gave him tickets and common sense strategy.

This thread no balance.

I don come back Lazy D jejely dey pursue surge and bonuses upandan Lagos, small small money go complete


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Felicity0001:
Flywheel? Never heard of a thing like that in my almost... BAZ001 should know lets ask him... FlyingWheel... BAZ001 abeg what's the street name?

Na simple flywheel you no know ?
Small thing ,

A flywheel is a mechanical device which uses the conservation of angular momentum to store rotational energy; a form of kinetic energy proportional to the product of its moment of inertia and the square of its rotational speed. ... Common uses of a flywheel include: Smoothing the power output of an energy source.

Se u get it now ?

YeyeGbami:
Na so so discount every where.

I tire for bolt just imagine 300 naira trip ?
Unto say I dey pursue small small trips to gross 14k bonus.
1st Ride
Ride ended 600 bolt gave discount 300, for rider to pay.
Rider: your account number
Me: chaiii hmm
Rider: you don’t know your account number ?
Me: 000 access bank
Rider: sent! see, she showed me phone.
(I didn’t bother to look , just told her okay and started car.)
Me: thank you again (like getat)
Rider: I’m waiting for you to get alll... (didn’t allow her end)
Me: don’t worry, you can go.

2nd trip
Trip ended 600 naira too
Rider: pls do you have 200 or 400 naira ?
Me: (dumb)
Rider: pls if you have 400 cash let me transfer 1k so I can have cash.
Me: ( which kind temptation be dis ? If all of you keep transferring 300n, and 600 how do you expect me to have cash ?

On a beautiful Saturday morning in Lagos mainland,No surge anywhere
Could it be the posting of dashboards online
Or the online complaints by Twitter influencers and online girls tagging boltng?
How will lazy drivers net 100k this week?


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Felicity0001:
BAZ001 come first abeg... Shey no b dis guy say him go hang boot 4 December?

No naah, na kanuisagoat dey use mouth hang boot for December. But the way the guy dey chup bolt money I doubt if he will not continue to do part time after December


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IFEBARBIE:
Lagos, the reason: https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share . Also, you can ask BAZ001

Ahn Ahn

What’s happening here?
Why ask me ?
Bia mind yourself oooh

mabeni:
people who sleeps on the streets don't like either but it's just what it is.

How does the drivers who lives in ikorodu and MOWE axis cope with the level of traffic on the roads?

Don’t mind them like say dem never sleep on the street before.
The other ants family will appreciate this info, cos dey will relocate to chevron drive.
Hope dem no injure you?
From sleep to cell to wiping out 2weeks earnings.
Hmmmm

Gentlelife50:
Imagine, so na u be the chairman sef.
BAZOO1, come and see something oo.
And you are eyeing those lasuth babes?
I see you don't like that your 10k

Hey you no know Him ni?
See
Fuckeveryday
Babadee1900
Donfortune48
Tunlapapa
EM em one other moniker like that
This guys chup life like Hushpupi, serious flexing, their cruise no be here.
why they came to this hustle beats my imagination, cos they already have money.
With all the strategy watch him, he won’t last a month before he jappa again.
Their own pass lazy drivers