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Liverpool will come blazing hot cos they want to proof a point this season

Not all ladies leave cos of money, tell us the truth? If you don’t have money but caring and hard working even if she doesn’t respect you (cos money Na respect in Africa) she will stay cos of the care.
Most guys jump into relationship or marriage cos they feel love is blind and over look red lights or from an heart break.
Imagine a single lady that is naturally not happy, will go into marriage or relationship expecting the guy to make her happy all her life.
Then she goes like I’m no more happy in this relationship. He doesn’t care enough bla bla bla. Make yourself happy before going to look for happiness mshewww.
The guy will now start feeling it’s cos of money

VaselineCrew:
This guy is too funny men!

I’m vexing no be small. I’ve already paid money to fix my leather seats, also gonna pay to drop the oil dump for an oil change to wash the sludge off the engine pickup filter and so on, only for these apps to be pending...

My mind is already prepared for rider abuse sha, I have been reading and noting down the kind of ish you guys have to put up with from riders, so I’m ready for my “walking on hot coal” moment.

I even already have my pepper spray + knife ready, just in case. I have practiced spraying the pepper spray. Was thinking of carrying axe too, but that might be overkill.

Axe for what ?
Na battle field you dey go or hustle field.
You are battle ready bro... just go ahead.
I pray you don’t have to use any of them on rider cos u go right report tire.

If u ask rider to come down and she no gree Na to remove axe straight


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FuckEveryday:
I'm a weekend driver bro, at least I rent one house this week. That money I for drive like my Coach Cheerfulgiver for one week before I see m. But watch out for my Friday Night to Sunday Night Earnings

Laidis I dey MM1 with 2 of our female hustlers going to Dubai. Trip from Ikota ended 5300 (useless bolt), told dem to start doing transfer before we get to dropoff, naso Wahala start, transfer is not going, I'm trying naso I turn drop off twice before I vex enter car park.
Den dey said the funniest shit ever, they will call a guy to transfer for me den give me his number
I first do like I no understand English, you sidan for my executive 2010 matrix for an hour plus, with Bose Speakers, and beta AC, cum dey yarn opata for me
I told dem it's not possible, they should look for POS, they said I'll have to follow them. I wanted to stretch my leg sef before so I agreed..if not I for change m for dem

Na POS we dey go so, I just dey keep my eyes busy as we dey go so jare...If no be for staying focus, I for collect number of one so Wen dem come back, I go book my own ride

Na dis type of you and chucsmoore motivation I dey like , soft job = hard currency.
Not to be running upandan Lagos like rabbits.

Hmmm oven is the greatest distraction, you dey try self, cos ur case is like keeping goat in care of lion. How u manage to remain focus beats my imagination.



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I like this Aisha, she don dey use style warn us about bubu since, dropping different codes Na we no quick decode. Now our eyes don open.
Anytime she talks I quickly rush to it, maybe she don drop hints.
Two people ruling

davit:
Wanna beat this?

You wicked ooh ? 7hrs in a day paid waiting. D rider would have gone on Uber or bike.
People mean for this Lagos

VaselineCrew:
I give up abeg, both Uber and bolt are just too hard to register

Everything pending...

Can’t go online after taking the training now like 30 times

Mistakes in vehicle year...

Should it really be this difficult to put a car on one of these platforms?


Now I have been told on bolt to register a new vehicle simply because I or someone else got the date wrong. How difficult is it to change the year of a vehicle on a form field?

Maybe they don’t want more cars on their platform

This is what I’m still seeing on bolt and I thought these things were meant to be sophisticated and computerized. There isn’t even a link to ones account after taking the training quizzes, they just show you the result and then they want you to email them? That’s so 2002.

My brother, u dey quick vex?
if registration is frustrating you like this then warm of double when you start interacting with riders.
Don’t give up, just follow the process, u must have made mistake somewhere it’s not dis difficult.

100k weekly awaits you easily without frustration.

Gentlelife50:
Exactly, I never knew I will miss Dad this much.
Truly we don't know what we have until they are gone.

Sorry bro, May God comfort you our presido.
Come una plan am?
Make I no talk far.

Sorry presido

Crvrider:
accept my sincere condolence. remember sometime back i mentioned here that i drove the length and breadth of lagos takimg my dad from one hospital to the other? well, he didnt make it. he died on the 28th of last month and has since been buried.

take solace in the fact that she's in a better place. would have called life a bitch, but hey, what do i know!

My the lord comfort you too
You are a strong man, Cos I still saw you very active online dragging someone from jumping into monkey village trip ?
It is well

Gentlelife50:
BAZOO1 you can't even cheerfully give Pope good advice.

But I tried naah
Una just dey say sorry pope191 nobody has given better advice.
Since u are the most recent person, tell him what you did to get urself distracted.

VaselineCrew:
Can anyone please help me instead of arguing back and forth, sigh

Vaselinecrew u don make me laugh like mad man here.
Na by force to help you?
You don vex be that ooh...
U neva understand dt u don’t ask questions in d middle of gbas gbos ?
How Uber office take enter inside ocean naah?
Don’t give up on bolt but Uber office dey maryland.
Na u be real clown Ahn Ahn , u even sigh

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pope191:
@Fam thanks a lot, it's not easy ooo trying to distract myself with many things, one tot go just fall in, next nah tears go drop. It's is well sha, just tot driving will help me get things off my mind more

E come be like say d number of people that have died this year 2021 are more than 2020 itself.

Na to move closer to God ooh. It’s alarming and worrisome

pope191:
Lol, no one is asking u to change, let's just keep eyes on the goal without preaching hostility. I see folks here addressing another with disdain and to me it 's feel like, what's the difference btw the I have arrived drivers and the riders, like our ego is our only disease without a cure or what?

Yep u didn't mention me, but the essence of message is always to encode to decode and here is a public forum *smile*. Chucmoore is a good example that motivation can b passed without insults, but like u say, it's ur personality and good or bad is not really in my place to say.

Anyway: lost my mom this morning, kind of seeing the world from a whole new angle. Tempted to go drive, just to distract myself since I live alone, I don't even know what to do. So my nigga, it's really all peace from here.

Sorry Pope may God comfort you and others.
It’s not easy but you have to man up.

In passing: u can get one of ur sure oven to distract urself, won’t advise u to drive today at all. Crazy Oven + distractions are 5&6

yommie007:
She pay?
Wetin she talk say happen?
Una fight nii?

We didn’t fight, she wanted to change destination like 500 times bolt now gave her option to end.

davit:
I have been hearing of this. How is it possible?

I only pray jazebel daughters won’t know dis.
Cos there will be plenty fight if they do it in the middle of road and start telling stories of no money pls sir pls sir.

Let me even modify before they read it here.
Even me will drag someone out of my car if you end trip before destination

So I wanted to be sure I was given 15% after 5trips.
Put on my app and gbam see me see 1hr + pending waiting meaning the rider didn’t cancel
Okay let’s see who go tire lazyD dt is waiting for surge. It was a wrong pick up, I arrived and she said no dts not the address that she will cancel. I just moved on to other businesses while using style to delay should incase surge go show.

CheerfulGiver:
Sorry, why do you have a crying kid putting on a Man Utd jersey? Are we crying this season?

You no see arsenal use?

No way man utd will stay in 1st position till end of season.
Arsenal going on relegation.
Bolt is not fair how can they give you 10% after 5trips and give me 15% after 5trips

Johnnybegood12:
Boss pls where can I pick up a form to join the ant league, and also join your telegram group

Do you have your credentials?
I didn’t meet up cut off mark, been on the bench hopping one day I will join the league.
Their president pearl1910 has been captured he can’t reply till they release him

You just coming from feeder team you wan enter ant league ?

Have you tasted LazyD league ?
Ask fuckeveryday he jumped to ants league now is dashboard is not different from lazyD dashboards

IFEBARBIE:
story not complete! Awaiting continuation...

I was busy trying so hard to net 100k easily for this week.

Let me complete the story

Got a request from MM2 (destination to ajose VI)
Rider: I’m in chicken republic mm2 call me when you close so I can come outside.
Me: I’m sorry I can’t pick you outside you will have to walk to the car park
Rider: no I’m already waiting just come and we go
Me: not anymore the rule is to pick you at the car park
Rider: okay can you park at the car park and come help me with my bags cos they are much?
Me: (red flag) okay no problem
Rider: (called back) where are you now ?
Me: airport traffic
Rider: showing 3mins since.
Me: traffic
Rider: once you enter the airport drive almost to the exits infront of spar I’m standing there
Me: I can’t pick you there, they will arrest me.
Rider: (raised voice! Red flag 2) don’t worry just come I’m standing with a military personnel.
Me: (raised voice too) madam have you seen anybody picking up passengers? It’s only drop off. ( no prob I will jejely cancel before 2k trip land me in 25k prob)
Rider: (now calm) don’t worry we are standing behind the army truck just come straight there and park.
Me: (already sweating in AC, see as 100k net don confuse me)
Drove to army truck, airport security with their teeth’s in uniform looking at me from close range but didn’t move an inch.
The lady now messed up and asked
Rider: Are you the bolt guy?
Me: ( sweating d more u be witch)
Yesssss.
I jumped out and went to greet the army in d truck before going to help her and her friend to put bags in booth. (Skinny university looking ladies)
So one airport security summon courage and told me to wind down I did
Security: you be Uber ba?
Me: nope I came to pick my madam
Security: you be Uber and not suppose to park here
Me: talk to my madam pls
Rider2: what is that
Security: jappaaa

Epistle don long ooh. Let me summarize

Rider changed destination from ajose to An barracks yaba to drop military friend that just got married but looks 20s both of them actually.
Rider said she wants to cancel and request again maybe she wants d friend to know price.
Me: no it’s waste of time and I might not get me.
Rider:okay but my money will be much.

From yaba changed request to ajose again
Then got a call to come to one Atlantic hotel before ajose.
She tried to change destination to Atlantic on 3md bolt said no way unless you end trip and request again.
Rider: bolt said I should end this trip dnd request you again
Me: okay now (thinking it’s not possible)
Gbam ... ride ended . I shock
Las las we did trip on offline cos she was requesting and ants were picking and she was canceling.
Sorry for long story.

Who is looking for him ?

How can someone be in VI 4pm - 4:30pm no surge ? I had to go gist with lazy drivers parked gisting and sleeping like what’s the magic.
They told me point blank they are not ready to drive inside closing hours traffic without surge.

Are people working from home or bolt decided to lock up surge on their app

Rider just ended trip now on third mainland bridge I forrrr.
She said it like joke, I will just end the trip and book another one hopefully it’s you.
Me: okay go ahead (for mind e easy )
Gbam trip ended

Firstly she didn’t allow me pick her at the airport car park forming military lady.
I picked her behind military truck

Felicity001:
I was even thinking some days ago... Can't the FG just adopt this LASMA agency, open an Academy, enroll new intake, train them for 5yrs then post them every state accordingly? This Will generate thousands of jobs for Nigeria at large and the LASMA as an institution will be a professiona paramilitary group.

But this our yeye legislators will never think right for once

What Ambode tried to remove you are asking for more?
What is the job role of Traffic warden police?
of FRSC?
Or VIO?
Now you have Lastma, CBD, Taskforce, local govt tout doing same job but in a criminal way.
You still have LNSC neighborhood just their.
They are just using them to rake in money for Lagos govt.
see what it took a whole country to end SARS?
No let them hear this Abeg

northbird:
That's the problem I always have with these guys, no street orientation, they just sit in the office and draft policies.
In my hood the cheapest fare on an Okada starts from ₦150., the standard is ₦200. The distance must be very short for them to take ₦100.

A brand new car to come to your PU and drop you for ₦350. Unbelievable!

Few days ago I try to bike after a while, this same place I go on #200, I was at the bus stop for 5mins all the okadas insist on 300# they even start with 400 and I will say 200 then they go to 300 and zoom off. Fare gone up on bike too
I on bolt app and saw
Coprate 600-700
Bolt 600.
I felt so cheated. It’s actually cheaper to take bolt if we are two persons or I’m on promo, cause the 600 will be 300, yet surge as disappeared and you see 4 adults squeezing in side car

AgentXxx:
I Thank God, I have been able to get my car back without paying a dime.... thanks to the just legal director for lastma whose office is located at their head office in ilupeju... I went there this morning to lay my complaint, he summon the officers to come to their office with pictorial evidence of the offense I was accused of,
After waiting over 5hours with no sign of them, he got into in car and we drove to the yard in pen cinema, At the end of the day, the ticket booked was returned to the booking officer who will be paying it from his salary, An apology was tendered to me, my car tyre were pumped and I left there without paying a dime and the officers involved will be suspended....

“Never give up on your right, the justice system is still there “

Hearing this for the first time. Did you call any Oga at the top to get to the legal director or you just walked up to his office ?
Can you just walk up to his office or it’s still man no man ?

bolutic:
Pls my oga I took one India guy he said he like my small car kia rio 2010 that the ac is superb that how much from lagos to delta state go only that I will take him very month

Remember say kidnappers dey road ooh
India man and you (900k net dashboard) na hot cake. God go with you

Crvrider:
Almost everyone of us here drives, which also means everyone of us have a drivers license. The least you could have done was to ask for a link and we would have assisted. I remember someone here always mentions one patty B.

I don laugh roll for floor

Biko Abeg u CRVrider plssss na beg I dey beg u...
We are discussing something serious here, how to get a scammer or refunds.

Why would u start by saying almost everyone of us here drives? You and I know that it’s only one person that learnt how to drive at old age and doesn’t still know how to drive till.

Plsss don’t derail the thread now.
Let sleeping dog lie in chilex8 voice, before you start seeing mama’s cooking

kanuisagoat:
They obviously have another tracker.

That is why some people will say they got blocked with having passenger did not show at 22% while another person with 28% has not gotten blocked.

They obviously use a threshold that is a percentage of all your total orders and not the last 50 orders they show us

Rudeboyy, activity report shows they are using the app threshold and not invisible tracker.
It would have been unfair if they have another tracker.

Rudeboyy
You are obviously very new cos you just did 14 trips, they will unblock you today without going for training.

Make sure you accept all trips. Any request that comes first accept it before you decide if you will go or not.

RUDEBOYY:
Please can someone help me and explain what this means I'm new in this

Hello sir, pls can you post your activity reports like the one below?
Go to activity score,
Click on cancel

kanuisagoat:
Are you sure you read that screenshot?

What that thing is saying is that the guy has either cancelled or not picked 30% of his orders since he started driving on bolt.

This means the one bolt shows us on the app which tracks our last 50 rides is irrelevant. They have their own "tracker" which they will use to drop a hammer on a driver irrespective of what's on his app.

Probably the guy should post is activity for 50 trips to confirm if bolt is using the one on the app or they have their own tracker.
But it will be unfair if they have another tracker...

RUDEBOYY:
Please can someone help me and explain what this means I'm new in this

I like this info, cos it specifies what you did wrong or why you were blocked.
You rejected 30% of your trip. though I feel bolt is biased or unless it’s a new rule. Cos most times I cross to 28% /30% cos of pearl1910 advise and never been warned.

This is an eye opener. Na to dey shuttle cancellation be dt

Felicity001:
Let them do it and see how things fall out to be.


Wow! Really?!! You mean say u dey on ur way to America like this? Even at this time when Taliban don take over? Guy reason am well oh

some ppl won't like this news ooh

So how about your low millage car? You sell am? U for use am sow a seed in my life or that of pope191 na

Na the matter I dey reason since ooh.
America and fight are like 5&6
Someone will wake up one day go to a store and start shooting people and they will say he is mad. But if you consider 1$ to N500 e go better to go and take the risk. Which country safe ?