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Please
No offer seen at afripud
Is this abracadabra
Sages how far
Ur advice
Modified.
They've already done so

Liliyann:
Take combo
Soak ginger, garlic, clove,tumeric inside water for 3days, after that start taking it, it cures a lot of things...Do away with beer or drinks, go on strictly fruits and vegetables,cut your sugar intake, if you masturbate, stop it for now, too much excitement can also cause it, engage in pre-intimacy, relax, discuss with your partner, it's OK if you don't last first round...Nothing is wrong with you, lastly how old are you?

We want practical
Not these theories we are seeing upanddan

Since youve refused to go to hospital
All resident ladies on nairaland.
How will you help this brother?

One of my worst fears.
Treating patients since 1984, but just one case of complacency brings you tumbling down.
One should always be vigilant.

Hoephase:
For the sake of his people he should cut short his 20 days massage trip.

Somebody went for treatment
You're saying vacation

lucky4west:
i knew i was ready for marriage when one of my account had 1.4m way back and i have three other accounts couple with the fact that our estimate was not up to 2m...sharply like joke we started the prep and the rest is history.....but i must say since i got married and kids and all that...those account has stayed in the red region most times and even when they try to rise, rent,fees,car repair etc keep wiping off the green to leave the red light hahahahahahaha simply put i have never been as "comfortable" as i was before marriage....marriage is sweet because of kids, freedom frm guilt of sex etc but the bills is alarming!

You just encapsulated my fear.
I hate seeing red arrows on access email alert

Grupo:
Then why did the customer care guy in stanbic tel me they were no longer selling Tbills to individuals.

Maybe, I would have to report him to their headquarters.

He has targets.
A fixed deposit is what he wants for you.

isthatso:
The problem we have in this country is that we have people in positions of power who are not intelligent. The requirement for office is a minimum school leaving certificate. He didnt have to tender all these certificates, all he had to do was tender one that complied with the minimum requirement and beared his proper name...end of story.

This is what Ogun state governor did, he knew he didnt have NYSC so he didnt tender his degree and just tendered his WASC. In this case all Degi had to do was tender his degree which bears the name he wants to use and forget the WASC. WASC is not required if you have a higher qualification.

There is nothing in the constitution that says you have to tender all your certificates. You have the choice of which certificate to tender as your qualification to contest, so long as what you tender meets the requirement.

You can only be judged on what you tender!!! Note the judgement did not say he did not meet the requirement to contest, it said he presented forged documents.

Stupidity of the highest order and IMHO shows the calibre of leadership he would have brought to Bayelsa state!!!

Long and short......He will go down in history as a man who forged/presented a document that was never required and thereby disqualified himself.

I just tire o
How can someone be so stupid

CotenantNIG:
those danfo drivers are wicked

As usual, the Nigerian is blaming the wrong people.
Demand for public transport from your government.
That will start by you exercising your right to vote in the right persons.

Op is funny
Are you safe in bokkos?

slivertongue:
Dear CORONA VIRUS,

I want to beg you in the name of Jesus, please don't listen to the empty boasts of our Nigeria leaders. Our leaders don't know what they are saying. How can they say they are ready and prepared for you?
Abeg Sir, na lie, na slip of tongue. Just yesterday they said they have voted N680m to prepare for you, just imagine!! How much is that?
Sir, Look at how your Younger brother, Lassa Fever, is dealing with our people, your brother is already in 28 states of Nigeria unstoppable talk less of you.
Dear CORONA VIRUS, your birth place, China, with all her sophistications couldn't withstand your anger.
*China is overwhelmed,
*WHO is overwhelmed,
*Advanced countries are scared,
*Nigeria is boasting.
(Snails do not attend a meeting of Animals with horns).
Please in the name of Jesus ������, don't come here, we can't handle you, we don't have the money, we don't have any hospital, no Power, we don't even have hand gloves and nose masks, our Doctors are afraid of you.
Our Government is joke.

Thank you sir,
God bless you.

Haha
Ordinary lassa outbreak, the hospital at my place is making available 2 ppe

Chidonc:
Dispute my post in a reasonable way and stop shouting enemy of darkness. Do you think once he starts sleeping with her he will have control over her actions. Stop deceiving yourself, is either he sacks her and they start their love life while he employs another person, or he allows her face her job without mixing his business with pleasure. business and pleasure doesn't go hand in hand, you must Concentrate on one at each point in time. Shallom

Op's moniker is Enemyofdarkness

Chidonc:
Dispute my post in a reasonable way and stop shouting enemy of darkness. Do you think once he starts sleeping with her he will have control over her actions. Stop deceiving yourself, is either he sacks her and they start their love life while he employs another person, or he allows her face her job without mixing his business with pleasure. business and pleasure doesn't go hand in hand, you must Concentrate on one at each point in time. Shallom

Was I not agreeing with you?

Chidonc:
Brother man. Man no dey shit for where him dey chop. If you want to date that girl, sack her first. Remove pleasure from business. Imagine a scenario where the shop dey short cash but you no fit para because you dey gbensh sales girl, you pay her monthly, give her transportation,money for hair, offering money, buy her gifts and other expenses. You self reason am as a guy man. One love.

Enemyofdarkness
Hearken to this sagely advice,

makydebbie:
Control your penis ah!

You're hiding behind she's a good girl she sweeps your shop and takes charge. Bro that's her job that's what you employed her to do, I don't expect her to do otherwise.

You just want to fvck that's it. Na wa oo. I go born man so?

Yes, your first born will be a boy.

I get a new glo sim every three months

brainpulse:
This guy is just a chronic noise maker and attention seeker

Stfu
The one that is not a noise maker how many of you joined him in solidarity before they served him with treasonous felony?

Wey i no even see valentine date

Reichel99:
What are you waiting for, why don't you apply what you just said yo your own life, Africans and nonsense!!!

As in the rubbish one reads on here

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How about making Nigeria a paradise

Solorrman3310:
Christianashit is not only a religion of piss but also for shitt infact it was the shitt that came first. We Muslims never insult any religion but if u insult Islam we have to show u that it's u who worth insulting,it's u who has so many comedy written by mostly alcoholics name Bible holy book. Jesus Christ was only a prophet,we as Muslims respect him more than u do,but that doesn't make him God why because he was not qualified to be God at all parts. Jesus was the only guy attributed to be God in history but came with fully functional carry go ,follow-come automatic sophisticated anus and penix,that's what even idols that Indians and Chinese never depict in their so called pathetic kind of God . Jesus Christ was the first said God to go to toilet not to dance,sing or play but to shitt and urinate,this is the best fact about Jesus that not u or ur mother or pastor but all ur Christendom can never deny or say it's a lie. We dnt worship God that goes to toilet never,a real God has no business with having anus or penix in the first place let alone use it. Jesus had no father,of course he was a messiah coming in to the world no doubt with many miracles but dnt forget he did not come down flying like birth as a baby,he never came down on angels shoulders no he came out of vagiina,a typical vagiina. Our God is never a playing,singing or dancing God,he required us to worship only him alone,if he liked singing and dancing birds can better occupy that position not as ur pastor's use to disturb all the town with dodori Mimi minimi dooooo diiiii meyyyyy bibiiiiiiii doromi JoJo no okochassz ogomoshoooo. Our God is single never 3 in one as if he is paracetamol and chloroquine combined,he never not nor he begotten ,he has no wife or partner. Note which religion is supposed to be named religion of piss.

72 virgins awaits you sha

Airforce1:
My personality is not for everyone , so is my response.

Be a responsible dad
Stop smoking in front of your kid
Second hand smoking is as bad as what youre doing to your lungs.

Rubbish

HRHQueenPhil:
Obey the Bible and flee from fornication. In literal terms, move from that apartment to another and don't tell her.

Pls let him enjoy the free kitten

Religion of piss
See dem shouting the usual