₦airaland Forum

TheChameleon:
"Abrasive bum" made me laugh

blank:
That's not totally accurate. It's evidence that the furniture allowance don enter voicemail. Look at the budget for health ministry, you will see replacement of furniture under capital expenses. Furniture allowance was monetised since Obj's time yet they still budget to buy furniture which is never bought.

Dupamecano:
Same way its possible for your Jesus to resurface after ODing on hallucinogens. A resurrection which has been debunked by all credible sources except your story tellers. LMAO

Dupamecano:
LOL Ablution was performed from the early days of islam. FOH with that bulljive. How can an illiterate plagiarize? what a nincomoop! An illiterate who was someone able to read and write, founding the largest religious block in the world today. Only Gods chosen.

But it is on record that your god too is a pedophile who impregnated a 14 year old mary with jesus. Your joseph too who was anywhere between 40-90 when he married the teenager. Embarrassing!

Dupamecano:
We didnt bring any of that on you, you brought it on yourselves. What did you lot achieve before the brits? you lot were savages running around in your birthday suits. We tried to give you everything, even executed a coup and gave one of you the keys. How did you repay us? by stabbing us in the back like the barbarians you are.

Catching up with the deluded plonkers in the south is something to brag about? LOL! They are nothing but educated illiterates and they like you will remain in our shadows for as long as we please because you are inferior to us, all of you. You always will be.

ikezuora4689:
You dey train dog for house wey no be your own.....I had a fight with my neighbor because of his stupid hungry looking German Shepherd dog....I suffer rise 350k pay for house rent...one useless dog go dey bark me whenever I come back late like say na them dey pay my house rent ..... when ever the dog see me with a lady coming into the compound he will start flexing muscle excepting me to run.....to go house sometimes dey Taya me because of one useless dog....if I traveled and come back late I will decide to stay in a hotel because of the dog......just last week I came back late from travel I went to my normal hotel it's full already....the only room remaining is there vip suit 70k per night...I was like shey I dey mad ni when I get house....I decided to go home...I reach my house open my gate and drive in I didn't see the useless dog...I thought something happened to it...I was so happy I was finally free....I didn't know that the useless dog was hiding somewhere waiting for me to come out of the car.... immediately I step out of the car...the dog jump on me... What saved me was the laptop bag I was carrying because the dog was busy biting the bag....I didn't know when I slapped the dog twice...the dog ran to one corner crying....the slap was so loud that the owner have to come outside to know what was happening...I gave him a warning that if I should come home tomorrow I see the dog lose.. I will lock him and his generation up....if you like dog so much that you like to train one wait until you have your own house....you can't plant flowers in another man's compund

Acidosis:
In my former apartment, dogs were a major nuisance. If you love dogs and desire to have them walk around the neighborhood, then go and build your own apartment. I can't let anyone disturb my peace, and the sanity of my guests with baseless barking and odour. The day the said neighbour came in with dog no.5, I dared everyone I was going to rare 15 pigs in the compound. Let's all dispose our senses in the bin.

Ladycewhy:
Lol, why southerners give these people money beats me. One yeye idiot said the other time that begging was their culture.

Dear Southerners stop giving people who feel they are entitled to your money,let them starve on the streets if they want to or let them follow tomatos lorry back to their various states to continue their begging culture there.


The day I saw a Hausa woman beggar eating food I cannot afford with two meat and pure water is the day I stopped giving these beggars money,to think all her kids were there too hustling and holding people's clothes to beg for money made it even more disgusting.

SmartyPants:
Historical data and a number of scientific studies do not support this assertion.

VICTORCIZA:
The number one issue is that only son normally die earlier (don't get me wrong because it not your portion in ijn) reason is that the eyes of the enemies is always on them.
but when there plenty boys the enemies will be confused who to channel their arsenal first and most time it will be on the first son.

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room? (No wonder men die early)

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness.

Even the 50:50 sef, my dad will still buy gifts for mum from that money. I understand most of you are not from stable homes sha...Una dey use una family problem judge the matter.

sammuell:
Make we see light first before we talk about wrong charging

illicit:
this is better than stripping and romancing a pole for no tangible reason

Smartchoiice:
If loving the Mercedes Benz brand is a sickness....let me be!!

SonofDevil:
oponu ,the first fight joshua got the first knockdown.joshua left the ring with fresh face .
But look at wilder he was beaten like a criminal.
Jaw broken
Eardrum broken
Lips swollen
Nose broken
Blood gushing out all over his face

OakPearl:
When those who know the company inside-out waited until the stock moved from N4.50 (when they could have bought 10m shares for N45m) to N10 (when to buy 10m shares costs N100m) and still decided to buy, it means shareholders like you and me should go back and keep sipping our green tea in peace in anticipation of the blessings coming around April.

OakPearl:
So Themis Capital Nig Ltd an insider bought 10.2m shares of UACN on 14th February 2020 at a weighted average price of N10 per share.

Noted.

Kingsteve:
I have it!...

Officialgarri:
If NURTW goes on strike, isn't that a good riddance of them?

Who enjoys their presence anyway?

Liliyann:
Take combo
Soak ginger, garlic, clove,tumeric inside water for 3days, after that start taking it, it cures a lot of things...Do away with beer or drinks, go on strictly fruits and vegetables,cut your sugar intake, if you masturbate, stop it for now, too much excitement can also cause it, engage in pre-intimacy, relax, discuss with your partner, it's OK if you don't last first round...Nothing is wrong with you, lastly how old are you?