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Onlytruth: You do not have any right to tell Beaf where he thinks he should be aligned. To be honest with you, the whole "SS" idea is getting more and more idiotic. I say that because even some groups in Delta have SERIOUS issues with you Edo people for instance. Your argument above support that from your side, and I would think that Beaf may see it exactly from your opposite direction. The "SS" is a political and economic red herring which will soon disintegrate. The two bolded is part of why I believe in EASTERN NIGERIA, but I would join Beaf's Isoko and Anioma (if they both continue to identify with Eastern Nigeria).

Thank you for this (even though the SS will not be disintegrating today or tomorrow).
I think Physics expressed his personal opinion, which is not reflected on the ground.

Onlytruth: This argument is getting more and more windy with no basis in logic whatsoever. The FACT is that these states ARE NOT independent of Nigeria, and they are not in other countries. How can an educated man use "What could be" to support his argument on this issue?
Well, any state in Nigeria can also decide to be part of any country in the world, if we are to go down that lane of logic, in which case Lagos can decide to secede and join China and we lose whatever investments we have there as a country.
You people should stop thinking like illiterates.
Some of us in SE support you based on sentiments, but we would NOT support you if you keep thinking like brainless oafs.

Nuff said.

Fail for this.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]What has become clear is that, the people who have been calling Nigerians who are not from the so-called ND states Parasites, are the ones who are the real parasites. The cat is out of the bag and justice must and will be done. You sound more reasonable here, as opposed to your bushman stance in other threads.[/quote][size=33pt]Sir,[/size]

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patriot2: I hardly see why you people always have to talk about MEND every time. The big problem today is boko haram, not MEND. And please tell me when MEND was targeting muslims and northerners ?
You should also understand that southerners want the head of boko haram because boko haram said it was going to annihilate southerners in the north. I can't understand why you people would keep talking about MEND, christians in the north are fighting for survival.

That is the way you can identify the boko harams on NL.
Practically every core-Northern elite is a supporter of boko haram. Another signature behaviour that there are many of them on NL posing as Southerners to cause ethnic dissent.

Note those two signature behaviours I have mentioned, because they are signature behaviours of boko haram members.

Demdem: Let all ignoramus read the above red bolded lines.
Its amazing that some still think Buhari sponsors Boko Haram. i dont blame them, they have simply digested too much of Beaf's numerous lies.

I know you wanna be me.

I wonder why Beaf is always your problem when it comes to Nigerian issues? You love and admire boko haram and rejoice each time an innocent life is taken, because you are so twisted by ethnic bigotry and ethnic hatred for the President. Dude, your ethnic bigotry has so afflicted you with an intellectual squint and logical leprosy that all you see 24/7 is Beaf; cos I'm so logically smooth, intellectually agile and verbally acrobatic that I snatch your girlfriend and leave you in tears. I deliver punches that meet fools like you square between the eyes, it like a dose of elephant shot that can make Lucifer drop.

What new ideas do we have from a boko haram luv'n shiit fountain like you, sir?

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olayinka1987: Not really. I have thick skin so it doesn't really bother me. Tribalism on NL is just a bit of fun. A few nasty words exchanged between people. In real life it isn't that bad. I bash Ndigbo on the internet when they talk rubbish but in real life alot of them aren't bad people.

Dude, people here are from different cultures. Some are diplomatic, others are of few words.
So when you are having your flippant "fun" be very aware that someone else who talks less is quietly taking notes in a lil black book.

karl max: After using the niger delta to win the war and used divide and rule to brain wash the niger delta the the igbo man was there enemy during the biafra war! I hope some of the niger delta leaders who fought on the side of nigeria are alive today to withness what is going on Today in the ONE NIGERIA they spilt their blood for!. instead of them to stand with our cousins and neibours ndigbo in what would have been a libration for the old eastern region from the hands of this parasite called nigeria!! Is what's going on in the so called niger delta today what adaka boro fought for?.even before nigeria we and the igbos have been intergrating together! The ARO CONFEDRACY is a classic example of our intergration and the story of JAJA of OPOBO and women riot in the eastern region demonstrates how we HAD lived together! As an okirika boy my father used to tell me how they married igbo women and interacted and lived peacefully with our brothers ndigbo before the NIGERIAN STATE used the weapon of division and rule which planted the seed of discord between us and the our cousins.we need to go back to the ways of our forefather that knows that our togetherness is our strenght
WE should clamour for the return of the eastern region Now before it is too late the oil we thought we had that made us stab our long Time allies in the back would soon be lost to the nigerian state because of the short sightedness of adaka boro and those that fought against our natural and long term allies before this forced union called nigeria!the irony is that the niger delta people don't even own oil wells which is the reason why we stabbed our cousins in the back!!
adaka boro was murdered his family are suffering like any other niger deltan while the likes of IBB,GOWON,DANJUMA and co are carting away our resources! Shame

You are right, bro.
Quite clearly, many are looking for another war by any means possible, just to protect their awuf luv'n, lazy and parasitic way of life.

The SE/SS are blood brothers, joined at the hip.

vanstanzy: [color=#000000]@ozonna
Ur plan's the BOMB and u'r da MAN! That's exactly what am talking about, SECRET EXTERMINATION.[/color]

No apologies, but you sound like a Nazi.

Boko haram might be giving us pain and bereavement, but we are not like them; the harmless women, babies and innocent men of the North have done us nothing; in fact they are as much victims of boko haram as we are.

Boko haram must be exterminated, but leave innocent souls out of it.

Nayah: Beaf completely crazy

Don't blame me, beautiful woman. You knock me off my knees like the second coming of the lord.
Beauty and intelligence in a single body is a hard combo to match. Keep being who you are, I'm a willing convert.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I thought I was the one who noticed this. Using Yoruba words and culture to insult Yoruba leaders. Yes Yoruba leaders because somebody does not want to appear like a tribalist on NL, so attacking our leaders (not the general population) using prerogative words makes somebody less tribalistic. Okay!!

Awon boys yen, won razist gan ni jor [/quote]Laf wan scatter me!

So, if for instance, you were to critise Ibori, Odili etc; it is ok for an ND person to accuse you of bigotry?
I've even been accused of bigotry for slashing ACN. . . A political party?
I don't know if it is the low self-esteem the average bigot is afflicted with, but y'all get me worried.

This is the politics section, for goodness sake and ALL politicians are game, whether they are Yoruba, Igbo, Isoko or Urhobo.

I do not expect to be bashed for taking a swipe at APGA, DPP or PDP; so why the fascism around ACN? If they were to win the elections in 2015, would they have a President over Yoruba people or the entire Nigeria?
You folk don't realise how ridiculous and weak you sound and how much damage you are doing to your beloved ACN as Nigeria's only fascist party that see's bigotry as a legit campaign and coersion tool.

I de hail oooooooooooo!

The front page link titled, Independent Journalist Ahmad Salkida, Threatened Over Boko Haram Coverage, is pointing to the wrong page. It actually pointing to a page about who owns a fence. Lol!

The page it should be pointing to is here:
https://www.nairaland.com/896556/nigeria-journalist-threatened-over-boko

Nayah: Hey many thanks BEAF [

Ewo!

--Beafs knees wobble and knock, Beaf falls and "dies"--

mosrex: i pity for BH ple they wil embrace dialogue wen the centre can no longer hold, i pity u dat said they shld continue it throwing stones in d market.I wil enjoy GEJ to let them be nd they wil surenda soon

You really think govt wants to dialogue with those murderers? My broda, na trap.
There is a wise saying;"softly, softly, catch monkey."

[quote author=overkill®]What is wrong with Nigerians? Boko haram has never in its statement asked for more revenue or amnesty, why are the northern elites advocating it? Why are u guys quick to equate the Niger Delta struggle to the Islamic sect who has no respect for human lives? The Militants bombed pipelines and kidnapped white people but they didn't go about bombing/shooting poor & innocent citizens just to satisfy their blood thirst! How on earth can we even think of giving amnesty to Terrorist. We want a lasting solution to ds menace not bribery in d name of amnesty![/quote]You would be surprised that half the clowns here supporting boko haram are actually members of boko haram. And that is no joke. I believe govts so-called moves for dialogue were simply moves to rope their kind in (and they will be roped in ). Just a couple of days ago, a journalist with boko haram ties went crying to international NGO's, claiming that he was being followed and had received death threats from Nigerian security. . . One by one, whether they are journalists, business men, senators; its a game of intelligence and they are losing; one by one.

They keep talking about amnesty, cos like I posted long ago right here on NL, the boko haram saga is all about access to oil money and fear that oil block contracts will be revoked. I hope you see the connection now?

It is estimated by some that Mercedes W-Duct gives them an additional 18kph. That is a whopping top-up by any reckoning!

However, McLaren might well be spotting their own version of W-Duct this weekend. Paddy Lowe has claimed it is an easy concept to copy; a bit of an unusual thing to say if they haven't already gone quite some distance to getting it, or completed it for the Malaysia car. Just my speculation sha.

I am sure Red Bull too would have taken a good look at it and could surprise us with their own version of duct (they already have a usable slot in the nose as well). I don't think Mercedes will be vaulting away from the Red Bulls and McLarens this weekend.

[size=21pt]The highest recipients from non-oil–producing states were Lagos N12.7 billion and Kano N9 billion.[/size]

According to Sanusi's law: less allocation = more boko haram.
So how come Kano with one of the highest allocations also boasts of 6 million almajiri's - the most in the federation?

What is Kano state doing with all that awuf? And what do Sanusi and his fellow parasitic awuf luv'n phucks have to say about this?

[size=21pt]Mods, abeg lock dis thread jare![/size]

[size=14pt]Police Arraign 43 Recruits For Forgery[/size]
Published on March 20, 2012 by

Police recruits numbering 43 were on Monday, arraigned before four Magistrates’ Courts in Ilorin for allegedly presenting fake documents for their recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force at the Police Training School, Ilorin .

Three of the courts granted some of the accused bail while one ordered 10 others to be remanded in prison.

The Chief Magistrate, Malam Nureni Kuranga, ordered the remand of the 10 accused persons brought before his court and adjourned the case to March 28 for further mention.

In their separate rulings, Chief Magistrate Lekan Adegbite and Senior Magistrate Wahab Saka, granted each of the accused persons bail in the sum of N50, 000 with a surety in like sum.

However, Saka added that the sureties must swear to an affidavit of means before the court’s registrar and adjourned the case to April 3 for further mention.

Magistrate Simbiat Mohammed in her own ruling, also granted 13 accused persons bail in the sum of N50, 000 but with two sureties in like sum.

She said that the sureties must sign an undertaking with the court and swear to an affidavit of means before the accused could be released.

She then adjourned the case to April 18 for further mention.

In their First Information Reports, the police prosecutor, told the courts that the accused persons had tendered fake documents at their point of entry and that a subsequent screening revealed that the documents were forged.

All the accused persons were arraigned on a four-count charge of criminal conspiracy, forgery, impersonation and possessing fake certificates.

The charges contravened sections 97, 363, 132 and 163 of the Penal Code.

According to the charge sheet, a team of detectives from the Monitoring Unit of the Nigeria Police Force Headquarters, Abuja, arrested the accused during screening.

They were alleged to have tendered various certificates ranging from Senior School Certificate (SSCE), Nigerian Certificate of Education (NCE) to University Degrees for the exercise.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/03/20/police-arraign-43-recruits-for-forgery/

Yujin: All these opprobrious comments do not & cannot change anything. On whether the SE, SS & SW should join forces with the middlebelt against the core north is not debatable which is more to the benefit of the SW. I have said it before but many do not understand. The earlier the better. I'm afraid many more are coming. We are watching.

Your words are wise.

Desola: No, try Haemerphrodite.

Were asaba! bkbabe97 ko, bkbake 2000 ni.

You are a haemerphrodite?
And here I was imagining a jiggly arse swinging from a pencil thin waist and balanced on legs with thighs like thunder!

You are a haemerphrodite? What will happen to my lof for you na? And my dreams of laying you down longitudinally, quieting you down with pleasant manly attentions, a truly glorious experience of intercontinental ballistic missiles so intense that would you would birth at least twice a week?

[size=14pt]. . .But a haemerphrodite?[/size]

patriot2: Some journalists feel very free to do propaganda for boko haram and then channel the threats of the terrorists and therefore they terrorize the people. These same journalists always paint the army in a bad light and always glorifies the terrorists, they have close contact with the terrorists and some times they know about the attacks before they happen but they remain silent and decide not to help save Nigerian lives. And now they are asking for protection from the state ! are you kidding ? Why don't they go back and ask boko haram for protection ?
They thought all this was a game, well the game has caught up with them and they are now legitimate targets for the population.

By the mans own oblique admission, he knows more about boko haram than he is letting on.
Seriously, I wonder what he expected would be the reaction of the security agencies. Its funny that boko haram members can feel scared, yet they take lives with impunity. Imagine calling to foreign NGO's to preserve his life, the clown never thought boko haram would ever be on the losing side as they now are.

Quite clearly, almost the entire core-Northern elite is involved in boko haram one way or the other. It is a massive war the FG is fighting.

sholatech: I support that Beaf should be acknowledged for bringing Youwin to the fore on Nairaland and passionately promoting it. Many here applied and won based on this without having any Rich folk or Political Godfather to assist. Many that did not win also benefitted from Life-Changing training programme they were exposed to at the Second Stage.
Beaf, Nairalanders appreciate you for this.

You never know what the future will bring until you take a step in self-belief and blind faith.
Nice! Dude, like I told yelanst, make sure to touch lives when God gives you success.

Congrats.

yelanst: I just woke up this morning and stumbled across this life changing news.
Last year when the YouWIN program was launched, i learnt about it here in nairaland when one of they members posted the info. While a lot of posters like rhino , Bluetooth and there cohorts where defaming the initiative, i keyed into it. I made some enquiries about the program and beaf shaded more light on it. He even gave me there web address which i used in registering for the competition.
To my greatest bewilderment, what looked like a scam as a lot of public commentators and pundits averred has turned out to be real. I made it as one of the lucky winners of the grant not withstanding the fact that i have no Godfather anywhere in Nigeria apart from the almighty GOD. To GOD the ancient of days be the glory now and forever.
Thank a trillion times beaf for giving me insight about the program.

Congrats dude, I wish you all the best. Make sure to touch lives when God gives you success, its the way blessings flow.

[size=14pt]Nigeria journalist threatened; was mentioned as possible intermediary with radical sect[/size]
By Associated Press, Published: March 19 | Updated: Tuesday, March 20, 11:29 AM

LAGOS, Nigeria — A journalist in Nigeria said Tuesday he’s been threatened and followed in recent days after he was mentioned as a possible intermediary in potential peace talks with a radical Islamist sect.

Freelance journalist Ahmad Salkida said he fears he will be targeted over his previous articles and contacts with Boko Haram, a sect waging an increasingly bloody conflict with Nigeria’s weak central government. His fears come as another man mentioned as a possible go-between for indirect talks has said he’s pulled out over details of the negotiations being published by local newspapers.

Salkida has covered the Boko Haram movement since 2006, including the sect’s violent rioting and a later security crackdown in 2009 that saw 700 people killed. Security forces detained Salkida for six days after the rioting, later releasing him without charges.

In recent days, he said he’s noticed being followed while he drives. He also said he received threatening telephone calls, including one in which a man told him that “me and Boko Haram are not supposed to exist.”

Salkida said he believes the threats come from Nigeria’s security agencies, which have suffered numerous casualties in recent Boko Haram attacks and remain angry about the killings. The sect is blamed for killing more than 360 people this year alone, according to an Associated Press count. Those killed include Christian and Muslims, as well as police officers and soldiers.

The Committee to Protect Journalists, a New York-based advocacy group, has said it is concerned about Salkida’s safety.

“Nigerian authorities must take these threats seriously and we hold the government responsible for Salkida’s well-being,” Mohamed Keita, the committee’s Africa Advocacy Coordinator, said in a statement Monday.

Nigeria came out of a long period of military rule in 1999 and has an unbridled free press, but journalists are often harassed by police and the State Security Service, the nation’s secret police. Local journalists also have been attacked and killed in the oil-rich nation over their reporting in the past. This year alone, two journalists in Nigeria were killed.

In Salkida’s case, however, the threats he faces likely are a result of the government’s push to find intermediaries to possibly start indirect talks with Boko Haram. Nigeria has reached out before, but to individuals who exaggerated their influence with a group whose command-and-control structure remains a mystery. The sect has splintered. Analysts and diplomats say its violent, extremist wing has ties to two other al-Qaida-linked groups in Africa and appears to be led by Sheik Abubakar Shekau, who has issued Internet video messages promising more attacks.

Salkida’s name has been mentioned in local newspaper reports as a possible go-between. When asked if he had passed messages between the government and the sect, Salkida declined to comment.

“I am a patriotic Nigerian. I am a peace-loving Nigerian,” he told the AP on Tuesday. “If there’s anything I can do to contribute to end this cycle of violence, I would do it.”

Meanwhile, Ahmed Datti, a Kano physician who heads a prominent Muslim group, the Supreme Council for Shariah in Nigeria, issued a statement this weekend saying he had pulled out from indirect talks after local newspapers published details.

“This ... has created strong doubts in our minds about the sincerity of the government’s side in our discussion, as the discussion is supposed to be very confidential to achieve any success,” Datti said in the statement.

Boko Haram, which speaks only through sporadically held teleconferences with local journalists, has not commented about the possible negotiations. However, in its last communication March 9, a sect spokesman using the nom de guerre Abul Qaqa said negotiations would “never be possible” so long as its members remain imprisoned.

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Jon Gambrell can be reached at www.twitter.com/jongambrellap.

Copyright 2012 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/correction-nigeria-violence-story/2012/03/19/gIQAP4sGNS_story.html

The McLarens might be slower in the corners than Red Bull at Sepang, but on the long straights it will be a no-contest, cos the McLarens straight line speed clocked 10kph faster than the Red Bulls in Melbourne.

I don't see Ferrari having a good car until mid season or toward the end, even when they do, Mercedes would have improved; its a bleak outlook. As for Massa, he should begin looking for a job as a cyclist. Lol!

That bill is not too special.

Baawaa: Listen to yourself again and again!

What is wrong with what I said? Is there anything forbiden about the SW allying with the rest of the South and Middle Belt?
Damn! I have heard many interesting things on this thread.

emmatok:

keep whining

I like you tactics, switching from Bigotry to politics.

The last-time I checked this tread below, you never bashed ACN, TINIBU or AREGBESOLA.

https://www.nairaland.com/896254/hausa-yoruba-clash-lagos-over

You were busy bashing the Yoruba people for not retaliating.

Enjoy your BIGOTRY. BIGOT!!!

If I challenge you to quote the very lines now, you will begin backsliding like the monkey arsed liar that you are.

You know very well that I bashed Tinubu on that thread, I guess thats why you are as frustrated as a castrated donkey at the sight of puzzy. I called Bitteyend a coward for turning on Igbo's who had nothing whatsoever to do with the clash, or is he not a coward for that?
You fools derailled that thread with your senseless bigotry; a thread where many of us joined in to express genuine outrage at the unfortunate incidents that had occurred in Lagos. But hey! You bigots are fools, so what is to be expected of you?

I pity you.

emmatok: And what is this cretin saying.

A Bigot calling another man Bigot.

Is it that I hate ACN and Tinubu that is making you call me a bigot? Lol!
You are a fool. Maybe in your crazy World, people will soon start getting accused of bigotry for hating PDP too.

PHUCK ACN, PHUCK TINUBU and PHUCK AREGBESOLA.

It takes a fool to claim another person is a bigot because they dislike a political party. Especially when that political party see's bigotry and fascism as legitimate campaign tools. You have spent you youth listening to a xenophobe like Aregbesola so you think it is normal to express yourself like a fool too.

Again, just so you don't miss it; PHUCK ACN.

Nematode.

stepo707: Their problem is that most of them dont even know their job.They need to be retrained

They need to be sacked at best or shot at worst.