₦airaland Forum

Dyt:
men

Lol! I see you are in support of dat jogba woman.
Can you imagine? When the man had his intercontinental ballistic missile, she was in love; but now that the thing has become bow and arrow, she don sabi run pass Usain Bolt. Graphic proof that size matters.

Her man really knows her sha, that is why he "beheaded the snake," so to speak.

[size=14pt]Jonathan meets with refinery operators[/size]

https://www.channelstv.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/refinery-300x217.jpg
President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday, held a meeting with refinery operators and technical managers of the three refineries in Kaduna, Port Harcourt and Warri in an effort towards bringing a full turn around to the refineries.

The meeting which took place at the Presidential villa is following a two day retreat convened by the Minister of Petroleum resources and is designed to find solution towards tackling the challenges that led to the inability of the refineries to operate at full capacity

Briefing state house correspondents after the meeting the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Deziani Alison Madueke said that the challenges in the Nigerian refineries are still prevalent but that the retreat was designed to encapsulate the challenges that they saw and put the solutions across the board.

According to the Minister, plans for the new Green Field refineries billed for Lagos, Bayelsa and Kogi states, which are envisaged to add 750,000 barrels per day of extra refining capacity to Nigeria’s current 445,000 barrel per day capacity, is still on course. And she emphasized that the government will only be playing a very minimal-participatory role in the building of the refineries.

She says besides this move, the sector is being thrown open to capable investors and the federal government participation in the running of the new refineries will be minimal to allow better efficiency.

The Minister condemned the incessant vandalisation of oil pipelines, which claims is still prevalent in the country, as well as the outdated equipment and lack of training. She noted that a strategic frame work will soon be fashioned out to bring a turn around to the refineries.

In a separate event, the Kalu Idika Kalu led task force on refineries was inaugurated with a 60 working days timeline to complete its mandate of unraveling the issues bedeviling local refining.

http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/03/06/jonathan-meets-with-refinery-operators/

What a cheap way to ask for awuf work.

The current single page site doesn't even do anything (aside from change link colours). The CSS is even phucked.

Really saddening.

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You sound like a thoroughly mad fool who is also high on drugs. You want to sell oil for $81 below the market price to attract a profit? Only a fool would come up with something so wretchedly stup!d.
Why don't you ask your bus to pay you a quarter of your salary forever, so that you [/b]can profit. What a quacking fool!

[quote author=jp_philips][b]it is much disheartening as it is for you that Nigeria is a monogamous income earner, there is nothing either of us can do about it,
we can only make plans on the Niger delta oil as the only viable source of revenue at the moment.
the decision to sell crude below intl crude price  has a poethora of long term economic implications[/quote]Spoken like a true parasite. Are you an almajiri outside of NL?

Demdem:
^^^

Egbon razist, u are obviously reffering to ur entire lineage.  

by the way why are u here, remember this is sahara reporters. this report to u is a lie  

i was actually referring to the below

[size=14pt]Isn't it funny how Ondo State is the first link in your list in the pic you posted? Lol!
I knew you were talking about your ancestors.[/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=881188.msg10337678#msg10337678 date=1331003413]If you want to discuss poverty alleviation and why it has failed all across the country, you can open a separate thread to discuss that. Similarly if your passion is the plight of the Almajiris, please feel free to open a thread to discuss that as well.

Your typical cop out and manner of muddling up issues to confuse people who have offered superior logic in addressing particular issues will not be tolerated here. Where is your specific disagreement with any part of my post? The people you are demonizing here are legitimate businessmen who own oil blocks and are creating jobs for Nigerians by the thousands. They have done nothing wrong by practicing capitalism.

Please name names, if you know of individuals who are demanding awuf money as you put it. I will not defend such people. You should join me in encouraging capitalists in our society.[/quote]With due respect, you are chatting shiit.
Keep up your strident defence of thieves, murderers and rap!sts. It is evident that you do not care one bit if the almajiri is driven to exist like a crawling thing, so long as you can enjoy blood money, drinking champagne from cups of pure gold and living in a house with goldplated walls.

Quite clearly, Lucifer is a Nigerian.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=881188.msg10337762#msg10337762 date=1331005956]You are typically not the type to personalize issues, you normally use good logic and analysis before commenting on most issues. You are starting to allow bigotry get in your way and that is quite unfortunate.

Many of you people are gong ho about oil blocks located miles and miles away from the shores of Nigeria. How such asset is located in ND is beyond comprehension. Most inland oil blocks in the ND are no longer productive, Shell has already sucked them dry. Why don't you people ask your elders in the area why they took hush monies from these companies instead of demanding accountability?

For those issuing threats, your threats are quite empty. Bunch of lazy fools. If I invest millions of dollars and find oil, who are you to say I should not enjoy the fruits of my capitalist labour? If I don't find oil after spending millions, do you compensate me? Leave capitalists alone, move to North Korea if you hate capitalism.[/quote]They "invested?"
Damn!

I bet you would argue that the thieves who masquerade as police men to man N20 roadblocks are business men too. You would tell us that they are capitalists. No?

A thief is a thief. And those people are thieves, manning stolen oil blocks. They are thieves, vampires, hyena's and demons.

nelsonehi:
believe it or not, the woman is doing a perfect job. her propagander is from the northern leaders that have been milking our oil resources. please madam, dont ever give up with your reform in the oil industries. God bless you.

Exactly! I don't understand what is wrong with people that they need to seem to have cred by jumping on any populist bandwagon they learn about; even if it means them spitting on themselves.

I posted a very telling article and some pics (of a mansion with goldplated walls) that depict the true state of Nigeria's oil industry and how a handful of the core-Northern elite not only earn twice as much as the entire Niger Delta does from oil money, they also own 80% of the indegenous oil industry. It was done through "gifts" from generals and oil ministers. They can muster more liquid cash than the entire country without lifting a finger.
Anybody who does not expect a brutal fightback from that clan really has to do a sharp rethink. They are fighting hard and they are fighting dirty. They do not want NNPC privatised, neither do they want the KPMG audit report to ever see light of day.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-881188.0.html

Sadly, our unquestioning know it all's would only regurgitate rumours like clorckwork in an or'gy to defeat themselves and expend energy to feed the chaos that is their enemies sustenance. Talk about selling ones future, even worse, selling ones kids futures; all for the price of an empty word or two and the "street cred" of being seen as a two minute rebel.

Demdem:
i thought the retardeen said there is no mend

Would this person you are talking about be one of your ancestors?

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I checked it and you are right indeed. Now I have to go there to be at the highest point experience the landscape for myself.

doctokwus:
So a US under secretary is in a better position to tell us what we [b]know [/b]about dis woman.Wt all d [b]revelations [/b]in d petroleum industry under her watch& how wen minister of works,she left our roads unmotorable wt her crocodile tears.Some people are still obviously bewitched wt perceived superiority of whatever comes out of d mouth of anybody frm d western world,no mata how low in rank,in dis 21st century,lord help us

Can you tell us anything you have "known" about the woman that is not the usual akara sellers speculation? What are these "revelations?"
It is a cardinal sin to libel anybody just because there is a mouth on your face. If you are asked to back up your words you will begin staggering, stumbling and stammering.

The woman is doing very well indeed. If it is the subsidy matter that is making Nigerians tell foolish lies, then let them continue; it is no surprise that the country is where it is when rumours are spread as fact by educated people.

She loved him when it was 11 inches long, but has run away now that it is only an inch.
Women!

[size=14pt]Man slices rival’s pen!s[/size]
On March 6, 2012 · In News
2:00 pm

AIX-EN-PROVENCE  (AFP) – A Frenchman goes on trial Thursday for cutting his girlfriend’s lover’s pen!s off and flushing it down the toilet.

Blaise Fragione, 38, admits that in October 2008 he knocked out the victim, named only as “F.”, with a blow to the head, severed most of his pen!s with a razor knife and threw it in the toilet.

Fragione says that he “lost it” after F. came to tell him he was having a relationship with “Mado”, his partner of 14 years and mother of his two children.

“The sudden revelation of this adultery made him lose control,” said Fragione’s lawyer, Marc Ceccaldi. “He is well aware that he caused a significant trauma.”

Fragione faces up to 15 years in prison if found guilty of “aggravated assault accompanied by mutilation”.

The victim maintains that Fragione forced him to go to his home, where he tied him up and mutilated him.

F. is “extremely fragile… his life has been completely destroyed,” said his lawyer, Jorge Mendes Constante

The shortening of his pen!s to three centimetres (just over an inch) when flaccid and five centimetres when erect had resulted in “a deterioration of his self-perception, affecting his social, interpersonal and sex life.”

The victim is awaiting surgical reconstruction.

His former lover has returned to her original partner, whom she now plans to marry.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/man-slices-rivals-pen!s/

This is why it is good to travel. In all honesty, I was shocked and taken aback when I read the OP's words about Benue.
It is important to know every part of the country (or as much of it as possible).

Even if you have no reason, travel.

Visit Shere hills (Nigeria's highest point); see what the Osun Grove is about; learn about the crafts in Bida; see wonderful ancient architecture in Kano; visit the National Museum in Lagos and see a majestic palace gate, as well as the enchanting Igbo Ukwu bronzes; pass through Obolo Afor and eat banana's the size of plantains, marvel at acres of cashew and mango tree's seemingly growing wild; check out the dye pits of Kano; visit Naraguta and see beautiful leather; don't just hear about Onitsha and Ochanja Markets, actually go there; go see what Ebu Wonder is about or watch Atilogwu or Bata.

Nigeria is a very beautiful place. Travel.

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The man already called Niger Deltans "bingo's" some pages back, so I wonder how you imagine he will grow respect. "Cheap oil" is the least he can say.

I pity the likes of jp phillips who have zero understanding of how things work, yet attempt to force their myopic ideas down peoples throats.

jp phillips: 4  the cheap crude i advocate for Oando or any other will be refinery is not a subsidy but a ratiocination between cost of producion and marginal profit.
Oando will buy it from the producer (NPDC) at[b] 25usd/bbl[/b] and Npdc will still make profit, not any subsidy but everyday buisness.
the choice of selling crude at 106 usd will be over as soon as the Opec limit is reached.

5 every country in the world prioritize the energy need of its citizens, if America can spend billions to fund offshore conflicts just to secure their energy interest, i dont see the reason Nigeria cannot sell crude at[b] 25usd/bbl if it attracts a profit margin.[/b]
remember that this cheap crude is void of the jv agreement which Nigeria is still selling its 2.5mbbls/d at international crude price (once Opec limit is reached) and the[b] cheap one at 25usd/bbl.[/b]
its double earning not a subsidy.

if you think that Nigeria doesnt prioritize its energy needs ask yourself why we had DSO (domestic supply obligation) of about 250,000bbls/d selling below int. crude rate before 2008.

This is daft to say the least. How can anyone buy a barrel of crude at  25usd/bbl which is far below cost of drilling and you claim it is not a subsidy? Its like some crackpot theory. How would workers and equipment etc be paid for? Or will we employ slaves? Will govt become an official thief, stealing machinery off international points? How will pollution be taken care of? Or do the "bingo's" just not matter?

How patently id!otic.

Nigeria cannot sell oil at  25usd/bbl, because it is stup!d to sell at below production price. Only a fool would think up such a strategy (drugs too, have a chance of inspiring such "thoughts"; yet you would be angry if someone were to rightly label you a phucking parasite.

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=887083.msg10337621#msg10337621 date=1331001326]Ok, Ekt-bear and Negro, Beaf too (is he's not too busy looking up funny Tinubu gifs      )

Do you guys think the Chinese model is better?


As in,  better than leaving things at the mercy of the masses, where you'll might have millions of "dumb" people choosing a leader?

Can we say the Chinese Central Committe and the National Peoples Congress are Intelligent organizations? A pool of political brainiacs entrusted with the power to elect a smart leader?


Is the Chinese Model better than this American/Roman Model of election?

My opinion is not expressed above, I'm just asking questions.[/quote]The Chinese model is superior, but it requires discipline which the average Nigerian forbids. Foisting such a model on Nigerians will require rivers of blood; at least a quarter of the population would have to die (99% of police, customs, civil service, business men, politicians and "the common man".

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I wonder why capitalism has not created rampant clouds of almajiri's in the South and Middle Belt? Hmmmm!
I'm also wondering why there is no boko haram in places like Ekiti and Ebonyin; or is there something in the kunu capitalists in the core-North drink that they can manufacture astonishing amounts of death, misery, disease, illiteracy, poverty and terrorism? Even amongst their kinsmen?

Do capitalists demand more awuf oil money as ransome, else they wipe out their own women and children with bombs? Or have them gunned down in the market place?

It would seem that such capitalists who make twice as much as all ND states, yet live in houses with goldplated walls amidst indescribable penury and squalor are better called locusts, vampires, blood suckers and parasites.

I now understand why some people accept Tinubu as their leader.
David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, claims that these people simply lack the mental tools to make judgemts about stuff like drugs (eg cocaine), forgery (eg "Toronto" certificates), lies (a man who has "no" family history). . .

Who woulda thunk it?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/524033_TinubuTif_jpg4a6f1ebf2f823fa79b6b462d5a62baa6

https://www.newlearn.co.uk/eckington/e8wilsonn/insert_brain.gif

I always knew it! Thank you, David Dunning! Lol!

Arosa:
The link is inactive.

It is not. NL is messing it up, change "violated" to "r[i]a[/i]ped."

The new HRT looks like a pile of dung! Never has something so fugly reared its head in F1 since Honda's "Earth car."
I hope it always comes last or the engine never starts.

https://www.thef1times.com/galleryimages/8610karthikeyan_hrt_f112_montmelo_5_3_2012_4_.jpg

https://www.thef1times.com/galleryimages/1314lf11209-1.jpeg

If it was a cake, I'd cut it and eat it; if it was a woman, I'd take off her clothes. . .

[flash=560,315]http://www.youtube.com/embed/HdDDKXS795Y[/flash]

Marussia have finally launched their car (today at Sylverstone) after failing a crash test.
The paintwork is all thats ugly about the new car.

@baby-boy
You got the wrong car up there (check the sidepods especially).

Nice:

[img]http://en.rian.ru/images/17175/19/171751905.jpg[/img]


At shakedown around Sylverstone on demonstration tyres:

https://img.skysports.com/12/03/660x350/Marussia-1_2728715.jpg

https://img.skysports.com/12/03/660x350/Marussia-2_2728720.jpg

GboyegaD:
I agree some people made undue profit from the oil subsidy but I do not think Jonathan has any moral justification to prosecute them since [size=14pt]speculations have proven[/size] that part of the monies PDP spent on buying people to vote for them were added to the subsidy account thus, he is as guilty as those we want him to prosecute which would never happen.

Damn!
How exactly does that work?

--Runs to Iya Basira's akara spot for some "speculative proof." Damn!--

El Rufai is like most chameleons of his type; bitter, hateful and flowing with falsehoods.

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"Special adviser on new media?" Who? You really sound like a pathetic fool. LOLZZZZ!!!
I repeat, if a grown up like you does not know how subsidies skew the markets and fuel corruption and sharp practices, then you are past redemption. I do not wish to waste precious time educating unevolved Shell reptiles.

What does the man mean by "chemical explosives?" [b]All [/b]explosives are chemicals.

@Flyboy Zee

Don't waste your time with certain types.
Winshes must fly like winshes, if not how will we know they have no upbringing?

BlakkBoi:
This is sheer boredom.

@Beaf,
How dare you refer to Ashiwaju of Lagos as a drug pusher?. For you're information, he is the only reason the western part of Nigeria is experiencing good governance and true democratic governance. In direct comparison with these jobless PDP criminals instituting funny suits against MTN, what is their record?.

Only a criminal identifies with a party like PDP. Now i ask: Can anything good come out of PDP?. The answer is an obvious NO!. You guys are bunch of criminals parading yourselves as politicians. The true progressives are the future of this great nation. Long Live Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Yeah, boredom makes your fingers mistype and misfire!

Firstly, the best governor (and by a damn long margin is Akpabio - PDP, the second best would be any from;  Chime - PDP, Amaechi - PDP, Sule Lamido - PDP). There are only two governors from ACN worth mentioning; Fashola is marginally ok, while Oshiomole is good; the other ACN governors are either clowns, thieves or loudmouths. I don't see where all the noise about good governance is coming from with a bankrupt state like Ekiti building their governors accomodation with approximately N4billion (ole! ) and Aregbesola claiming to have bought coaches to run on FG railtracks (liar  ) or even worse, giving farmers "free" land in an elephant reserve (oga o! ), only to get thugs to beat 7 devils out of the "lucky" farmers when the cameras had gone (double liar ).

Don't just claim that Tinubu is not a drug pushing, lying, thieving, forging fraudster; you need to prove your point. It is even worse that Tinubu can neither point at his fathers compound, nor can he recall a single childhood friend; such is the mountain of lies and cover ups that the crime lords world consists of.

Was it not ACN members invoking evil spirits on each other at Iyan Isolo over the fraud involved in their own parties LG candidate selection? Lol!

This is a more apt description of ACN:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/518316_IkuforijiNinjaThief_jpgd221a96311b1a89c01821b803d551a9c

yinchar:
@Beaf in your lifetime dream, its very funny to think that PDP, Oyinlola & Oni, that have committed various grievous sinful atrocities to rig themselves to power could be crying foul over a judgement that remove them, what have PDP and Oyinlola done to clear there names in the case of Justice Naron and Kunle Kalejaiye, this is very sickening when a thief can comes out in broad day light and call another person a thief, @Beaf, lets try to be neutral in any comment we are making for the prosperity of this Nation.

You are funny indeed.
PDP might have bad eggs, but ACN have made crime and lying into an artform.

I don't see how a rational mind can label PDP thieves whereas, they are arrayed against a party (ACN) which is led by Tinubu, a drug pusher, serial forger and notorious thief.

Sir, that sounds like hypocrisy to me.

[quote author=Odu-toda-iwa link=topic=885429.msg10323879#msg10323879 date=1330809894]This FG will soon die of heart attack. Delving into everything everywhere. Relinquish some of your domineering powers and everybody will start taking care of himself. Wanting to be in Potiskum, Ede, Otukpo, Ebonyi villages, the creeks and everywhere possible. This is share madness!!!. If my governor knows that he will have substantial control over what comes from Bitumen, definitely he will take it's exploitation serious.

Nobody will make any modest attempt at creating wealth from mining if the FG controls the financial proceeds.[/quote]Your post is entirely self-contradictory.

On the one hand, you are unhappy that the FG is spread everywhere, helping to develop resources in states to graduate them from a parasitic existence to self-reliance; while on the other, you think your governor/state/LG should happily remain parasitic entities, waiting on the side-lines like unconcerned spectators to see if the FG's efforts are good enough for them. What happened to pride, dignity and self application?

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Lol! You poor lil bitter thing!
You will keep lying, screaming and spitting. It is because you are frustrated and wish to take your low self-esteem issues out on your fellow Nigerians, since you feel Shell and its white men are gods to whom you must submit yourself and your kids.

Iliveon:
In your dream abi? @Beaf.

Does what is happening to MTN look like my dream?
I can't fit laf!