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Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 10:04pm On Jul 02, 2010
redsun:
I am looking at u from high above.When i talk of africans being less intuitive than the least creatures in animal,i am referring to zombies like u.
Charlie, what does "least creatures in animal" mean? Serious ibon!!!!! grin
Even bricklayers and your average agbero can speak better than that. Bros free yourself. You're very entertaining sha! grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 9:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
redsun:
You are bitter with yourself for your inherent stupidity just because i am pointing it out to u,but like i said,it s the fact of life,u have to learn to take it for u to be able to deal with if not u will remain in limbo and u will be making something big out your local champion stupidity
Me, bitter? Weren't you the one that declared yourself a monkey? grin grin grin

Your mates are gainfully employed, screaming "Mushin, Olasa!!!!" from yellow buses in Idumota, while you're here typing rubbish.
You called all Africans little more than animals, just because you looked in the mirror and saw yourself!

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Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 9:30pm On Jul 02, 2010
redsun:
I am just the total opposite of your analysis,i think u are the monkey minded,since you can see that u are in a monumental sh-it and u are not in anyway heading towards the direction for total cleansing.It is sad but it is the raelity of life.

Meanwhile Ghana is just making me proud right now,i hope they beat these motherfuckers like they did to the american.Ghanians are beginning to feel the consciousness of humanity.
Oh, maybe Ghana is shaded away from the scorching African sun! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

You are the monkey, you have admitted the same over and over and over on this thread. Those struck stup!d with an inferiority complex caused by an identity crisis, always think they it is their right to be consoled for their verbal farts. Well, a verbal fart is just what it is, it stinks! But then, the village id!ot too thinks he is smart. grin
Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 9:00pm On Jul 02, 2010
redsun:
Inspirations that will be given to them by your rogue role models.

Do you blame some sceptical white people for coming up with the theory that the ancient ruins of zimbabwe was built by some lost white tribe,since the present africans don't have the kind of innovational instincts and ingenuity that was exhibited in the ruin?I don't really blame them,we are not living up to that kind of genetical legarcy as a people
When people like you claim to be little more monkeys, why wouldn't your level of ingenuity be the same as that of a monkey?
YOU and your type are the biggest problem for the new generation African; your name if Fredrick John and you feel so inferior that your son is named something like "Napoleon". grin You look at the traditions of your own people and call them devilish and barbaric, while wearing your most polished clothes to the church and mosque. Pity. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

The sun doesn't seem to have blasted the brains of the makers of such stools. grin
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Politics › Re: . by Beaf: 8:45pm On Jul 02, 2010
obailala:
Are u a Nigerian?
Do you think every Nigerian knows how those dudes look? None of them is the President or a federal minister, you know.
Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 8:34pm On Jul 02, 2010
This is Meroe, how come the "Scorching Sun" didn't destroy their brains? Or maybe you don't know that the typical person from that area is 3 times as black as you.

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Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2010
redsun:
That is the problem of people like u,u live in the past while your own short time is slipping disastrously and ''retardedly'' through your fingers?What will history speak of your generation?paupers generation.
Oh, have you dropped the "Scorching Sun" argument? Because I can assure that the sun shone as brightly on those ancient Zimbabweans as it shines on us today.

Stop making self defeating arguments. If you are a third class human, I am not. This generation of Africans is wretched for one reason only; the sort of inferiority complex expressed by people like you. It shows in different ways, from those who name their kids Van Iyke or Donatus to those who believe they are slightly more than monkey men. Free yourself, you are lost.

What the new generation African needs is inspiration and direction, not the chaos and despondence that depressed minds like yours can offer; so please, waka!
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Beaf: 7:38pm On Jul 02, 2010
^
My broda, let us beg dem o!
Politics › Re: Ahmedinejad Is Coming To Nigeria This Weekend & Sanusi Is Hosting! by Beaf: 7:34pm On Jul 02, 2010
tkb417:
who are you?

how has his affiliations affected the prices of goods in the open market?

dont u have a President? doesnt he know what is good or bad for the country

stop making noise
Agberos like asking such questions. grin grin grin
"Who are you?" "Do you know who I am?" "I will lock you up!" . . .Wetin! You be wrestler? Charlie, na lack of civilisation be dat o! Desist! cry
Politics › Re: Boko Haram's Deputy Resurrects From Dead by Beaf: 7:26pm On Jul 02, 2010
Boko Haram's Deputy Resurrects From Dead
. . .Soon to die again! grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Bayelsa State Issues 50 Bln Naira Bond by Beaf: 7:23pm On Jul 02, 2010
mbulela:
this would have been so funny if it was not a serious matter.
These men are beginning to loot the future.
With the inherent risk of default due to corruption and instability of governance, i wonder who is underwriting these sorts of bonds.
Damn! grin No present day funds to steal? Solution; steal from future funds!
I shouldn't be laughing, because it really isn't funny. They say Nigeria is getting broke, so our criminals are learning new tricks of how to steal money that their grand children will pay for.
As we used to say when we were kids, "God soda dia yansh!" The bastar'ds.
Programming › Re: Ooad With Uml by Beaf: 7:13pm On Jul 02, 2010
Its much easier than you think! wink

The following are all classes;
1. Beetle
2. Antennae
3. Head
4. Neck
5. Body
6. Leg
Tail might be a property only, since it has no properties itself. However, I would tend toward making it a class, because a tail is expected to have methods, eg "wag".

With the info below, you can build a class diagram;
Beetle has a nullable property called Body.
Body has a properties; Antennae, Head, Neck, Body, Leg and Tail.

Now that you have your definitions, build an Activity Diagram with; Weave in the conditionalities that make up the rules of the game;
. . . a beetle:
• cannot have an antennae unless it has a head
• cannot have a head unless it has a neck
• cannot have a neck until it has a body
• cannot have a leg unless it has a body and
• cannot have a tail until it has a body


All other diagram types should be fairly straightforward after your Class and Activity Diagrams have been built.
Politics › Re: Does Jonathan's Recent Ban Show That He Has Bad Judgment As A Leader? by Beaf: 6:51pm On Jul 02, 2010
[quote author=naija_swag link=topic=472498.msg6321528#msg6321528 date=1278089852]It is only one of those misplaced priority, overly passionate fanatical football fans of today who go ahead adopting foreign clubs that are as far as the north pole as theirs that can exhibit this kind of thoughtlessness that GJ has just exhibited.I am not surprised though,just as I thought that we are beginning to see some glimmer of change in Nigerian governance,the ghost of the past presidents that have always left us worse than they met us is beginning to pop up in GJ.Are we the only country that exited disgracefully? What about France and England? what have have the governments of these countries done to correct the anomaly? If GJ Jonathan thinks that he can extend the lawlessness that is inherent in the blood of those that rule Nigeria,He should be reminded that FIFA is an international organization that does not permit such and that Nigeria is too minute when it comes to decision making in football.For the future of the hundreds of youth whose soccer career being an alternative the lack of other viable source of employment,I hope he realizes himself and reverses that unwarranted,silly decision.However,if he refuses,I will support a FIFA ban of 10years for anything soccer as regards to Nigeria so that the pains of this mad decision will always live with Jonathan.He should learn that a leader does not rule with emotions or anger but should do what is right and follow laid down rules.[/quote]Both France and England have recieved similar warnings by those jumped up urchins in FIFA. You need to research before spitting.
The British team has been tabled on the floor of Parliament. . . more action to follow. grin
Politics › Re: The Brain And Scorching Sun by Beaf: 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2010
Funny minds like Redsuns that have accepted a self imposed third class status in human society, would no doubt argue that the Great Zimbabwe was not built by black people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Zimbabwe);

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Conical_tower.jpg/800px-Conical_tower.jpg

[size=33pt]Shame on you![/size]
Politics › Re: Ahmedinejad Is Coming To Nigeria This Weekend & Sanusi Is Hosting! by Beaf: 6:32pm On Jul 02, 2010
[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=472693.msg6321558#msg6321558 date=1278090079]You hypocrite just listen to yourself.[/quote]You are the hypocrite. You call yourself Anbi Edu to decieve people, but you are not Yoruba.

[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=472693.msg6321558#msg6321558 date=1278090079]Could you please explain the link between Sanusi and the statement you made above?[/quote]If you can't see the sharia link between Yerima and Sanusi, nothing I say will reveal it to you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Beaf: 6:25pm On Jul 02, 2010
It is good. Now men can go to work without "twin bulging frontal" threats from their female colleagues. Thank God!

PS; has anyone noticed what women are using to threaten the peace in the Western World these days? They call it leggings. . .
I am begging all women, make una sorry for we na! sad

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Politics › Re: Ahmedinejad Is Coming To Nigeria This Weekend & Sanusi Is Hosting! by Beaf: 5:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=472693.msg6321317#msg6321317 date=1278087953]It seems the obsession with Sanusi is not about his economic decisions. Its about his religion.[/quote]Who cares about his religion? Is he the only Muslim in the FG?

It is 20% about his extreme views (which matter more to me in the context of this thread, anyway). Will you have Helen Ukpabio in the FG? Will you have a Boko Haram meathead in the FG? Will you have a potential security threat in the FG?
We do not want any sharia evangelists or marabouts in the FG. Period. It is a diverse country and our representatives must be moderate in all ways.
Politics › Re: Does Jonathan's Recent Ban Show That He Has Bad Judgment As A Leader? by Beaf: 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2010
Princek12:
. . .
It is common knowledge that Government has no business in meddling with football affairs
. . .
Rubbish. Who the hell is FIFA to dictate how Nigerians play football? To hell with them.
If we aren't happy with what we've got, what is FIFA's bloody business? Will disbanding our own NFF amount to cheating, or just what is their rationale for pocking their corrupt noses into the affairs of sovereign countries? It is high time a nation took them to court for dramatic wing clipping. angry

I can tell you what FIFA is trying to protect with this crap attitude, it is their internal corruption and lifetime egunje jobs. . . Anybody remember a CAF president outside Issa Hayatou? No, the man has been president of the Confederation of African Football (CAF) since the stone age! angry angry angry That is the sort of thing FIFA is protecting with its overbearing attitude. Rubbish.
Sports › Re: Fifa Issues Ultimatum To Nigeria - Rethink Or Be Banned By Monday by Beaf(op): 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2010
Who do FIFA think they are sef?! angry
How can a common football body grow wings to the extent that it is warning sovereign countries? Rubbish.

I don't support the ban, but to hell with FIFA.
Sports › Fifa Issues Ultimatum To Nigeria - Rethink Or Be Banned By Monday by Beaf(op): 5:28pm On Jul 02, 2010
[size=14pt]World Cup 2010: Fifa issues ban deadline to Nigeria [/size]

Fifa will expel Nigeria from world football unless the country's government overturns a two-year ban of the national team by Monday 1700 BST.

Fifa has written to Nigeria president Goodluck Jonathan asking him to reverse his decision to suspend the team after a poor performance at the World Cup.

Nigeria's House of Representatives has passed a resolution asking Jonathan to reverse his order in fear of sanctions.

Fifa rules prohibit any government intervention with its members.

Jonathan's government announced on Wednesday that the Nigeria Football Federation will be dissolved and an interim board put in place.

"President Goodluck Jonathan has directed that Nigeria withdraws from international competition for two years to enable the country to put its house in order," said special presidential adviser Ima Niboro.

However, Fifa rules clearly state that national associations can be expelled if governments are seen to be interfering with the way they operate.

"Fifa has sent a letter to the Nigeria Football Federation indicating that the government of Nigeria has until Monday at 6pm to cancel its direction to withdraw Nigeria's participation from all Fifa and Caf competitions for the next two years," said Fifa's communications director Nicolas Maingot on Friday.

"Also the management committee set up by the Nigeria government will not be recognised by Fifa.

If Nigeria are suspended, the country cannot participate in competitive matches or club games in African competitions, as well as a host of financial ramifications.

"A suspension goes beyond the suspension of the national teams," added Maingot. "It also freezes financial help and no referees can participate in international competition."

Fifa executive committee member and former Nigeria government minister Dr Amos Adamu will be in the country on Monday "for last mediation attempt".

The governing body's president Sepp Blatter had already warned French president Nicolas Sarkozy of possible sanctions after Sarkozy pledged to personally lead an investigation into France's acrimonious World Cup campaign.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8780028.stm
Politics › Re: Ahmedinejad Is Coming To Nigeria This Weekend & Sanusi Is Hosting! by Beaf: 5:21pm On Jul 02, 2010
Its a wikid marabout party!!! Entertainment to be provided by Yerima and his sharia wonders! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: TAM David-West Rejects National Honour Award by Beaf: 5:15pm On Jul 02, 2010
Tam David West: he also said the CON was not appropriate for a person who has served meritoriously as a commissioner for education, minister of petroleum and minister of mines, power and steel at different times. According to him,he was entitled to a national honour of at least Commander of the Federal Republic.
David West is too full of himself and has a way of firing his mouth wrongly. angry
Let him be waiting for top honours. Rubbish.
Politics › Re: Goodluck To Bar Electricity Nationwide by Beaf: 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2010
chidichris:
yes, nigeria must create a new ministry in the name of minstry of banning to enable us get to where we are going.
the idea of banning only nff can never take us to the promise land.
power supply, medical sector, education sector, security, politics, oil and gas etc must all be bannedat least for a period of 5yrs
clueless jonathan, i can think of what it looks like to be a good servant of the devil himself.
Does any of the above sound like common sense or the words of an adult?
Did Jonathan steal your babe or what? It is hard to understand the sort of deep hatred some of you aboki's have for him. It makes sane people shudder.
Grown men shouldn't hate so much that they start to sound foolish.
Politics › Re: Senators Slam Presidency Over N10b Anniversary Budget ! by Beaf: 5:02pm On Jul 02, 2010
I seriously think the 10 billion should be reconsidered. There is nothing to celebrate anyway.
Politics › Re: Senators Slam Presidency Over N10b Anniversary Budget ! by Beaf: 4:59pm On Jul 02, 2010
chuxy12:
oh how i miss yaradua!! inspite of everything spoken against the erstwhile president he will never subscibe to such outrageous spendiing. Jonathan wake up!! it is your goodworks that will determine the votes you will ganner.
Do some of you worship the dead? Yar Adua is dead, get over it. He wasn't much use as a President anyway and right now, he is dead and will never come back.
Politics › Re: Salary Of A Nigerian Politician by Beaf: 10:37pm On Jul 01, 2010
papa ejima:
I beg to disagree with you. The civilians have done more damage to this country than the military. The assertion that a country can not develop without democracy is just make-believe. Many undemocratic countries have developed far more than us. Take a look at most Arab and Asian nations, their governments are far from what we can consider as democracy but these nations have developed far more than us. What develops a nation is good leadership, be it civilian, military or monarchy. Jerry Rawling's government is widely regarded as the architect for the rapid economic development being witnessed today in Ghana. Can you compare the military government of Rawlings to what we are having here? Even if it is true that nothing beats democracy, what we have here in Nigeria is civilian government and not democracy. If we continue this type of government in the next 50 years, we will never make a headway as we will continue re-cycling rubbish. Under the military, no matter how long the despots rule, we will one day witness the emergence of a revolutionary like Rawlings or Murtala Mohammed who will put things right.
You must be very young! The army is the cause of every single one of Nigerias problems. I will give you a few questions to ponder;
1. Under whose regime did 419 take root?
2. When and how did corruption become an open part of govt in Nigeria?
3. When did political assasination become a part of hanging on to power?

The answer to all three questions is, during IBB's regime (his methods were only honed by Abacha).

Now one last question;
Who do you know are the real powers behind the PDP?
Dig a little and you will find it is ex-military men trying hard to protect what they acquired by blatant corruption and bloodshed. Whats their tool to protect themselves? Well, spreading corruption serves quite well!
Politics › Re: Salary Of A Nigerian Politician by Beaf: 10:26pm On Jul 01, 2010
The real reason those guys get paid that much is to buy silence and keep the corruption ball rolling. We are ruled by a corrupt mob that will sell their mothers, talkless of you and I.
Politics › Re: Bankole Seeks OBJ's Help To Save Job by Beaf: 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2010
Bankole, on sighting Obasanjo, first removed his cap and prostrated flat on the floor in full respect, while Obasanjo in return, parted him on the back before they both went inside.
Na lie!

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Programming › Are There Any C# Developers In Nigeria? by Beaf(op): 9:57pm On Jul 01, 2010
If so, where do they work and what is their experience?
Do they know about any freebies?
Do they know of any free learning resources?
How much do you charge? etc etc etc etc

Tell us, how life is for you Nigerian non-linux, non-PHP folk, non-Java, non-VB folk. wink
Politics › Re: Is Goodluck Jonathan A Megalomaniac: Bans Super Eagles For 2 Years! by Beaf: 9:51pm On Jul 01, 2010
Politics › Re: Adolf Hitler Reacts To Fg Spending 10 Billion Naira For Independence Day by Beaf: 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2010
bawomolo:
more like copyright infringement. this is the same sss that didn't know ribadu was in the country or the whereabouts of abdul muttalab. they are jokes

hillarious though. don't cry he would still take us to abuja grin
I think you're right about the SSS, with the Ribadu mystery and all. . . grin
But I thoroughly disagree with using Hitler as a hero of the Nigerian struggle; thats just shameful and disgraceful from na2day.
Everyone of us is appalled at our laughable institutions, but that is no reason for us to degrade ourselves by projecting Hitler as Nigeria's anti-corruption crusader. If Nigerians are that worthless, what is the point fighting for any sort of redemption?
Politics › Re: As Govts Rage, Fifa Ready To Fire Back by Beaf(op): 9:27pm On Jul 01, 2010
Nigeria has already banned itself from international competition. If France and England are not careful, they could well be next.
Damn! grin

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