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[quote author=becomrich; link=topic=372347.msg5196246#msg5196246 date=1261947113]Beaf , my name is adesegun,  I think, they should arrest you, I think you are a criminal. You are online all the time. That is reason for ground that you want to commit a crime or are commiting cyber crime. You are a yahoo yahoo boy. It tell us, you dont have a job and you stay online looking for your victim.[/quote]Quiet! You useless Mutallab.

Your name is Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab.

Meanwhile, the Police, through the instrumentality of the Operation Flush II, have embarked on a "stop and check" exercise on strategic points in the metropolis, as well as four major roads leading into Maiduguri, the state capital with a view to averting any reprisal attack.

Is that to say there is some truth in the rumours then?

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=372380.msg5197724#msg5197724 date=1261961901]hehehe. beaf don come again with wishful thinking disguised as analysis, disguised as good MEND strategy!  MEND dey look for alliances with the USA ko? Very good.

make i tell you de kind of alliances wey MEND dey invite. First of all, free flow of oil from naija important to USA at de moment pass a non existent al-quaeda threat in Nigeria.  you see all de brand new amphibian vehicles wey israeli recently supply Nigeria, na Africom go operate dem. 

for Africom to do their work well, dem go first  put MEND in its place to say de least.  by de time wey Africom finish with both MEND and other terrorists wey dey una dey harbour, una go find out say, de recent pronouncement by MEND no go help beaf and his MEND cohorts.[/quote]Let me first tell you seasons greetings.

Don't make me laugh. Africom will come and operate vehicles for JTF. . .
Do you know what happens to a man with a beautiful wife that calls another man to show him what to do with her at night? Africom. . .

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

df2006:
thank you mariory. how you doing beaf, merry christmas.

Am fine o bros! How your side?
I troway merry chrismas, properous New Year and Gods blessings give you o jare!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=372380.msg5197543#msg5197543 date=1261959484]^^ na your mama be mad woman

she taught you suicide bombing well, no doubt.

abi are suicide bombers sane people where you come from[/quote]Read the topic. Thats why I said you are mad.

Mariory:
http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/crt/2006/82738.htm

Thanks for that.

@Sefago
That dovetails with my long winded description. I am sure your first hand info is 100% accurate as well, but there are a couple of unexpected variables that need to be factored in.

@Ibime
Don't mind that mad woman.

SEFAGO:
Thats the word, I was trying to find diplomats and policy institutes. Dont forget these diplomats are taught by the academics and academics are the ones usually quoted, and who do research for policy institutions. I remember sitting in a lecture where this guy kept on referring to the terrorist institution in Nigeria called MEND and how America has to cut ties with countries like Nigeria with significant terrorist activities, by seeking alternative energy. This isn't a jab, if you could find one respected diplomat or policy who doesn't consider MEND a terrorist group.

Infact long before Umar, most americans I met who studied international policy at always asked me about the growing terrorist threat by the MEND.

I believe they are questioning you with reference to Nigeria's stability (and by extension, the bottom lines of Chevron, Exxon mobile etc). Looking at security websites, there is an almost ambiguous position; while MEND's methods are sometimes classified as terrorist, there is an equal reckoning with the circumstances of the ND; in fact, in a lot of reviews, there is no classification at all.

Regardless of any of the above, MEND is not seen as an enemy of Western interests and the US has repeatedly expressed its wish that the "amnesty" will succeed.
Perhaps, if there were fewer criminal elements involved (now largely taken care off by "amnesty", it would have been easier to link up. Of course there are wider regional interests, but I can assure you, they must be narrowing as we speak.

His families outlook is very deeply religous, extremism is only a small step away.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=372380.msg5197297#msg5197297 date=1261956080]america can give you the odi and gbaramatu you want.[/quote]Fu ck off.

SEFAGO:
Well they are looking in the worng place. From experience, MEND is classified as a terrorist group by academics all over America. I spend 85% of my time trying to convince americans that MEND is not a terrorist group but a social movement. However I have not been successful

You are looking in the wrong place, because academics don't determine foreign policy. That is the job of diplomats and policy institutions.

tk22ng:
All u Babangida heaters,how holy are you?
We all are part of the system ,one way or the other we have encouraged corruption so lets stop pointing fingers.
She drew closer to God before she died and i believe she is in Better place.We that are  alive, still have a chance to do the right
thing and stop apportioning blames.Lets leave judgement to God.
May her Soul rest in peace.

I don't believe in any religious cr.ap. But I know that action and reaction are equal and opposite; therefore, do evil and reap evil (I don't know where, when or how).

There is nothing wrong with MEND looking for international alliances. Better to be prepared than have another Odi or Gbaramatu.

Alxmyr:
But IBB really deserve a toast oooo.
He was there by her all through the period of her travail. Holding her hand, caressing her, carry her urine and stools, washing her dirts and doing all those stuff. Many Nigerian formers, especially Baba, would have 'dishusband' (abandon) her and jump at the nearest woman at sight.
Share the mountain dew with me and a toast to the loving husband in IBB, Hip! Hip! Hip!

Sharrrrrappppppppppp!!

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=372284.msg5196899#msg5196899 date=1261952314]so many things i cant think of right now
but one thing i know is the death of Michael Jackson 
when i remember more, I'll come back to post.

@Beaf
hope your holiday went well, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! 
and i know you would be excited for Miss Nigeria 2009/MBGN Universe cause she is from Delta State
Sandra Otohwo is cute. 
i just saved that same picture on my computer not too long ago and was planning to use it as a profile picture cause i think she is so pretty. lol  [/quote]The holiday is still going on. . . Its nice, hows yours?
I'm not too bothered that Sandra Otohwo is from Delta state (ok, maybe a little sha ).

Stop using other babes pictures, please bring your sexy legs back to your profile, they make my knees knock and turn a grown man to jelly . . .Even though you slapped me last time I made the second wife proposal. Kai!

What pains me most about 2009? The stupidity of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who just 3 days after turning 23 has blown his di.ck off in a sick attempt to take out innocent souls. His "ability" to enjoy his 72 virgins in paradise must baffle him quite a lot now

nellaluv:
@ beafy guy, u 4got 2 mention Micheal Jackson(i don't think he's dead, he's being abducted by aliens) and university strike.

Jesu!!! Chineke!!! Egbesu!!!

. . .Added.

RecentPost:
MY sister's death!

God give you succour and lift you up.

^
Daft

Because of a single word you had to re-post the whole article?

^
Keep quiet, you think we don't know your real name is Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab?

This will teach some 9ja's a lesson. The man was unnecessarily "verbally disruptive".

"Do you know who I am?" syndrome is what got that cow into trouble.

[size=14pt]Breaking News![/size]

No device was found on or with the Nigerian! Thank God!!!

Ther passengers are also being questions and dogs have been called in. The Nigerian remains in custody.
[size=14pt]Why did the fo.ol have to lock himself in the toilet for up to an hour?[/size]

Its on TV (CNN)!

All the luggage from that plane has been laid out on the tarmac in Detroit for experts to go through painstackingly. Na wa! I hope it doesn't turn out to be what it seems to be turning into.

Jesu!

[quote author=trae_z link=topic=372284.msg5195868#msg5195868 date=1261943406]actually the Jos riots were in December 2008!
. . .[/quote]You are right (Nov 2008)! How time flies!
Its been corrected.

babybunmi:
My Father's death!

May his soul rest in peace and God soothe and guide your heart.

[size=14pt]AP source: 2nd man arrested on jet in Detroit[/size]
By DEVLIN BARRETT
Dec 27, 2:24 PM EST

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Associated Press has learned that a second Nigerian man has been taken into custody aboard a jetliner in Detroit after locking himself in the airliner's bathroom.

A law enforcement official tells the AP that the incident took place aboard the same Northwest flight that was attacked on Christmas Day. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the incident was ongoing.

A Delta spokeswoman says all 256 passengers have been safely taken off the plane. Delta operates the Northwest flight.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_AIRLINE_ATTACK_ARREST?SITE=NJMOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Sounds like another Boko Haram!
Lets wait for the gist to come out, I hope its just paranoia (but that will still point to bad news, hard times for Nigerians).

kabola2009:
Gaining admission to the university
The death of G. Fawehinmi
SE qualification for world cup
losing my GF to loaded guy
Amnesty
Fuel crisis and "deregulation"
Lamido Sanusi
Boko Haram

The list goes on but let me rest for now

Kai! Don't worry my brother, one day you too will be loaded.

[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=371788.msg5195413#msg5195413 date=1261938349]Confirm your stories properly or read/watch the news carefully.
He was issued a US visa in 2008 in LONDON.[/quote]Rubbish. He was given a visa to attend a religious function in the US.

SapeleGuy:
^^^^ We don't think so.

December 16, 2009 12:32AMT
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Bankole frustrates motion to discuss president’s absence

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dimeji Bankole, yesterday frustrated moves by the lawmakers to discuss the health of President Umaru Yar’Adua and calls for him to handover power to the vice president, Goodluck Jonathan.

The Action Congress (AC) leader in the House, Femi Gbajabiamila, had invoked Order 5 (1) (2) of the House Standing Rules and the Seventh Schedule of the 1999 Constitution dealing with the Oath of Allegiance and Oath of Office of the President and said “there is an issue that is prompt and central in the country right now. Section 145 rules out any possible act of vacuum in the country.”

“Sit down”


http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5497429-146/story.csp

However, when Mr. Gbajabiamila was about to read the relevant section of the constitution, Mr. Bankole stopped him, saying “I rule you out of order. Sit down.”

Says it all.

They brought up a useless child, let them mourn.

willyspace:
@ Beaf, stop distracting us from the real issues. Hull 1 ; Man Utd 1

Correction. . .
Hull 1 ; Man Utd 3

Is there a way we can erase 2009 from the calendar?

There is a rich picking. . .

1. Bombing of Gbaramatu
2. Jos riots Bauchi state riots (February 2009, precursor to Boko Haram)
3. District 9 and Sony adverts
4. Elections in Ekiti (and the travails of an INEC lady)
5. 7 Point Agenda
6. Vision 2020
7. Fuel crisis and "deregulation"
8. Lamido Sanusi
9. Yar Adua's absence from a UN meeting
10. Yar Adua's absence from government (33 days and counting)
11. The stupidity of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (3 days after his 23rd birthday)
12. Boko Haram
13. Obama's visit to Ghana (and Hillary's visit to Nigeria)
14. Blood oath's at shrine's in Ijebu-Igbo (Ogun state) and Okija (Anambra State)
15. ASUU strike
16. Michael Jackson (RIP)
17. Miss Nigeria 2009

Abeg jare!

Hull   0 - 1   Man Utd (halftime)

Make una enjoy una holiday instead of tinking of dat blasted Abdul Muttalab (wen don blow up im testicles at a young age). Tonda fire im yansh!

[quote author=bk_baybe99 link=topic=371915.msg5194834#msg5194834 date=1261932310]Ah, andrew uweh has suddenly turned neutral. Oops,so has beaf.those two are about the worst tribalists you can find on here alond with nchara, 'mental'gong, wilywily,igwe1,ezeachi and co! Seun is mor+on,and so is kosovo;they'll ban u once they do not agree with your opinon, are not nigerian (but was reported by the nigerians u have disagreements with on this forum~~~thus, letting you know that you're an 'outsider'),or if u were reported by a female.my bottomline is even tho mekussxx makes me laugh (his rants are akin to that of the neighborhood drunken clown),his postings are becoming more disturbing by the day,this should be looked into.            PS:dede1,sefago is right, your wrting does give one a headache.it is deviod of anyking of structure,and,you (mis)using big words (which are most times wrongly spelt)makes you look even more uneducated to the person(s) u were trying to impress in the first place![/quote]Name:  bk_baybe99
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Tell us your real user name sucker! as well as the reason Seun and Kosovo banned you