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Be honest. This is your basket of problems:

1. you want to marry for papers
2. you want to settle in the US
3. you really don't care about any of these men, rather you are looking for who can provide most of your selfish needs

You sound like a very manipulating person ~~~ that is the REAL problem.

On your bike. . .

ifyalways:
You cant win or lose both ways in lyfe,If hes Ugly facially,he prolly wud be well-endowed down below, . .and dats a BIG plus.

Hmmmmm! I be small pikin o!

izeek:
see toasting going on live!

well ugly or no ugly, he was a boyfriend before u upgarded to husband.
so there must be something he is doing right to have earned that status.
it might be his privates, or pocket.

Yes, the question can be looked at in several ways. It could be that the man has other qualities; women tend to want a man they can look up to.
Bill Gates might be a frog ugly law school dropout, but look what his got upstairs. . .
Parental pressure? Some parents want to force issues and might question the smart girl that brought this guy home.
https://swamij.com/images/einstein.jpg
Also, it doesn't end with ugliness, it could also be a disability. Would you have a blind guy? It could be intellect; would you marry George Bush?

As for ifyalways law of ugliness = sambari gbola or ugliness = gbola wit maggi ~~~ Me I no know o! 

NaJa HaJe:
I dont doubt that you do . . . what with the endless swinging from from trees

Oh yes! With you in my hammock. . . in the dappled shade by a leafy stream, in a warm, sunny place. Oh yes, whispering tender words.

NaJa HaJe:
swooning cesspit

You'll fall for sure. But not in a cesspit ~~~ I've got strong arms to catch you with.

[Quote]"Enyahhhhhh . . . . sorry oooo . . . . Is that what you look like for real?" - Naja Haje[/Quote]

Sweetheart, if I smile at you, your knees will knock with swooning love.

hooged:
we call ourself husband and wife

Hmmm. The Oracle says, shy men chould learn rough play. Find some joke to crack, engage in a pillow fight, catch her, put one hand on her waist~~~ if she no talk, put de oda one ~~~ if she begin laugh one kind laugh, boy you're on!

But don't be shy, you won't always be as lucky as you are now with love begging you to take a sweet sip.

What if your guy isnt exactly Tyson Beckford. Would you ditch him if a hunk came along?
What if your husband or bf is damn ugly?

[img]http://www.mnh.si.edu/exhibits/natures_best_2006/gallery/baboon.jpg[/img]

JustGood:
HEY.

Please please please. . . dont bring the Bible into your rastanonsense.

The bible was written by men for men (read the preface).

Religion is mans way of striving to a higher level of existence. Religions always start in good faith, but end up being tools of power and division; so you have Rasta's and baldheads, Moslems and khafirs, Jews and gentiles, Christians and heathen.
However, if you reason that the rain falls for everyone, the sun shines on all crops and the overriding principle that God created society - not the individual; then you don't need religion to guide your steps.

Afterall, no person (priest or scientist) can define life, so why would anyone feel that they can dispence divine truth?

That said, I do love Rasta philosophy (maybe not the weed).

@tisha313

You remember my suggestion that you become a masquerade? I actually went on bing and found a nice mask (pic below). You'll notice that the colour is a lovely light tone. The main advantage of wearing this mask is that, no one will notice that your teeth are like something from the exorcist. Please admire the mask below:
https://kinyago.com/images/punamask.JPG

@Tisha313
It is that a particular part of you is too black or are you just as black as a crocodile all over. Please tell me if you have big teeth that point in different directions making you look very dangerous. Also, have you finished school or do you fail at everything?
Any some communities are looking for masquerades to represent evil spirits, would you mind applying?

@Diva1
Why are you wasting kind words on this sorry woman?

Diva1:
Lol, how? Bleaching? pls dear don't tamper with your skin. It has nothing to do with skin color, it is an individual thing and as someone mentioned body structure, haven't you seen very light skinned women that are not so pretty or better still most albinos, which is your pick? dark skinned or albino?

C'mon, don't you even watch America's next top model or something, how many dark skinned women do u see on there? I think the problem is from you.

My dear, don't listen to any of this advice. Troway your kanda. Fool.
Baboon yansh yellow, but baboon still wowo.

Is this the same Gabrielle Union in this link http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?p=24501866 (scroll down)? Na wa!

Ok since your'e thoroughly lost, please accept my twopence.

How to get light skinned fast.
1. Add boiling water to a bucket (do not let it cool below 80C)
2. Put in some plantain and cassava peels
3. Add Parozone bleach (2 bottles)
4. Pour contents over your head
5 Look your kanda de pull comot

Result? Pikin you don yellow!!

Fool

dnex:
--- I thought you wanted to reveal the truth that the Ijaws were partly using all these their freedom fighting propaganda to wipe out Itsekiri and Urhobos so they can have a larger area to bunker oil from.---

For your information, the Ijaw and Urhobo have never been at war. Even the blind know that the Ijaw (Oproza family) gave land to first the Urhobo and then the Itsekiri. I just thought to correct that.

Yar'dua is an introvert and an upright man sorrounded by wolves. Let the man take his time.

Abi una wan bring abacha back? E be like say una no see de kin tear gas and bullet abacha dash us wen we close border an Ikorodu road. I personally rioted between onipan, palmgrove and anthony. Una dey deh?

"nothing is broken down about uk societies either" - oyinda

Eh!? When babies are being born with knives in their hands like zorro

Awo was a ruthless tribalist. He created the title Olu of Warri to reward the Itsekiri's for their vote. This has directly lead to bloodshed between the Ijaws (original settlers in Warri), the Urhobo's and the Itsekiri.
Awo's hands are steeped in blood.

"yeh, fool fool bwoy yu mus fi wan die, anyow, yu try disrespect king selassie_i, bruk two a yu foot
am tab ina ya eye wit propa infamation bout Ras-ta-far-l." - ladysex

Translation - You are seeking death, idiot boy for disrespecting King Selassie I. I'll break your two feet and stab your eyes with true information about Rastafari.

Girl, you sure have a way of expressing yourself.

"Why afta yu feed di youth di baby still a cry?" Point that right back at the Rasta's. Maybe, aspects of your knowledge are still incomplete and some over idealised? We have had a traumatic past.

If you talk to the traditional custodians of our history another World is opened to you. I remember wondering in that unique way of teenagers, how this "illiterate" men could know so much about things they had no business knowing.

I have since learnt that some of the items termed African art in the West are codified knowledge passed down the ages. Those who know can find meaning in these artifacts, for the rest of us, they are art

As for Oduduwa, the Edo have a tradition that calls him Odutodaiwa. I can't remember the exact details but, it starts from the time of Ogiso Owodo, whose wife Esagho committed kirikuva. Leading to her son Ekaladeran to flee Edo (then Igodomingodo) by crossing the Ovia river at Ughoton. The long and short is that he was taken in by the Yoruba's who where enthralled by his princely regalia--- You can guess the rest.

manny4life:
I'm sorry my bad, I apologize for coming off like that, and yes we can move on.

I have not recently researched on India per say, but I must say from the reports I have read, there's a lot of positive feedbacks in terms of their technology in-sourcing. Their political environment seems quite stable and so has their economy improved drastically. For India to improve from defense engineering and aeronautics, computers and Mechanics, I would say that's a milestone from which Nigeria is yet to achieve. Again this are just official reports and some may influenced and biased. I believe Nigeria and India are almost at the same point only if we can make the right decisions.

Nigeria has the potential of achieving all of this but my take on this Nuclear stuff, I don't see it working. After all Nigeria has been asked to join the UN Security council to represent the African states, now if Nigeria builds this and cannot successfully manage this Nuclear Energy, yet it is a member of the security council, what kind of message does that send to the world? Better yet, some people politically use it as a form of retaliation to hurt another group, what is you take on that?. I know we can get there, but the instability is just a deterrent.

As ziga has said, its better to try and fail, dust ourselves and try again until we succeed. Every high tech field goes through these phases in every country attempting to reach upwards. I understand your point that we should learn to walk before we run, but sometimes there are abilities that are hidden until an attempt is made. And by the way, in very reputable circles; Nigeria has been coming up for years now as having purchased nuclear secrets from Dr Khan. The genie has been out of the bottle for very long now.

manny4life:
Look I'm certainly not a scientist, and if you clearly understand my stance again we are not talking about Nuclear Physics here, and I'm still yet to aunthenticate the validity of your research paper. I believe you know where to argue your scientific research paper not on this forum.Lack of knowledge would mean what you define as knowledge; I could lack knowledge in Nuclear Science, but the average person know the grave danger Nuclear toxic  hazards pose. In addition, I know my economics and finance well than I know Nuclear science.

I will say it again, Nigeria is POLITICALLY UNSTABLE and not yet TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED to own Nuclear Energy, period. Per my last response to you, I was just being logical about Nigeria not being able to properly manage their Hydro-electric powered project, then its a nuclear plant is what they will successfully manage.

I strongly believe that Nigeria can develop in several other ways without posing great danger to its citizens. There are stages of development and from this point, it's like Nigeria is trying to run before it can crawl.

We can stick to the point instead of constantly insinuating that others don't have a clue. I found your original comment as unpleasant as you have found my reply. So lets shake hands and move on.

As for Nigeria not being technologically advanced enough to run nuclear facilities; how much more advanced than us is India? They are at best 10 years up the road from where we currently are. Things were badly run in India, there was /is hunger, poverty and underdevelopment in India.

[As for whether Lagos is a Yoruba city, whether the new Tejuosho market is doomed to fail, etc., I will do my best to respond to those comments on my blog rather than here.] - seanjb

When you can't get a simple thing like the phrase "how far" originated from Niger Delta Pidgin as against a translation of ba wo ni. How can you get anything right.

You think pushing out false information is the best way to promote your f.u.cking blog? You want to be the next authority on rubbish "facts" about "Africa"?
We will fight you.

'I don't think you clearly understand what the term "NUCLEAR"' - manny4life

My friend I haved published at least one science paper that deals with nuclear physics.
People like you really get me worried for how Nigeria can develop with alarmists running riot and trying to impose their lack of knowledge (deliberate or congenital) on others.

2Legit2Qui:
No way forward for Nigeria and Nigerians anywhere they may be worldwide, they have the stigma on them, it is a curse, try as you may be, any profession, any country you are, you cant make it. We need deliverance.

This topic doesn't sound healthy or normal by any index. Very seriously 2Legit2Qui, you might need a doctors help.

I can't help but notice that one of the militants seems to have the national flag as part of his scarf.

God bless you for this post!

There is immense opportunity in Nigeria if only we would listen to one another.
We are so occupied with bickering and imposing ourselves that those who can make a difference just walk away most times.

The Chinese can seize Nigerian opportunities without being affected by our infighting because 1. they have ready cash 2. their experience of building from ground up given a history (60's, 70's 80's) of draughts and crippling hunger.

We might not have ready cash, but like the Chinese a few decades ago, we have each other.

Can we all please open our eyes to the rough gem we can polish into a daimond?

If you support the Niger Delta militants, give your reasons.

If you are a militant, answer ya papa name and tell us why (provide picture).

https://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0918/csmimg/ODELTAFORCES_P1.jpg

Jesus! Is all this about gala research?

bombay:
It is in our nature.

Are you saying strife and the need to impose ourselves on others with heaps of verbal abuse is genetic? Dis na anoda "gala research" o!

manny4life:
Imagine how sorry you sound, America, the world's largest nuclear arsenal, grumbling? You need a reality check. Besides, what is the comparative advantage of Russia and China development in Africa as compared to that of Americans? little or none, period. Russia, very well known for their outdated technology, and China known for their communism.

While its a great idea, I believe this project is a perfect recipe for disaster. I totally agree with MUZBO, Americans are more reluctant to give nuclear energy to Nigeria because of certain criteria's Nigeria as a country hasn't met. I would encourage our government to begin with the basics of less harmful infrastructural developments. NUCLEAR ENERGY is for advanced emerging nations.

What is an "advanced emerging nation"? There is no such classification. Last time, I checked, Nigeria was classed as an emerging nation.
Are you talking about this country or one you're creating?
"Nigeria is classified as an emerging market, and is rapidly approaching middle income status[citation needed], with its abundant supply of resources, well-developed financial, legal, communications, transport sectors and stock exchange (the Nigerian Stock Exchange), which is the second largest in Africa. Nigeria is ranked 37th in the world in terms of GDP (PPP) as of 2007." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria

Every nation has its problems and so does Nigeria; our problems should not stop us getting nuclear reactors for power generation. We complain that we are not developed, but how do you get developed without trying. How can we develop by throwing our hands in the air and crying to mummy, "oh, its too complicated!!"