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Depot:
Am surprised to see this post here, a friend of mine that sells cream in Onitsha introduced me to this MCKOLL Herbal cream, after i have used many expensive creams that failed me. This is my 2nd week of using the cream, i will testify that the difference is very clear. I base in lagos, i searched for the cream all over lagos, even in Idumota the city of drugs and creams, but it was no where to be found. I now instructed the guy to send it to me through waybill, which he did. The cream is locally manufactured in Imo state, but its very powerful. Am willing to help any body in south west or any other part of Nigeria that needs the local wonder cream. Hit me up on Whatsapp on 08037780649. I work at Marina, u can always meet me at the CMS Cathedral church to pick it, my office is very close to the church. Its just 2k, waybill cost inclusive. Thanks. This is a must have for every guy, even if you dont have pumps, u can equally use it as after shave. PREVENTION THEY SAY IS BETTER THAN CURE.

U didn't answer any of the questions on the quote.

Where is the before and after pic of ur keloid or just the after.

tete7000:
So in essence it was just practically a punishment disguised as tradition?

Yes. Next time di d right thing.

Best tradition ever,

If u can put someone's daughter in ur house , impregnate her, and put her thru labour without paying her dowry then u are obviously looking for trouble.

The family are quiet nice, he wud ave been asked to share a room with the corpse for a night then he wud appreciate the importance of legally marrying a woman.

Naija things

klax:
Pls never bother yourself replying him ok. The truth is anyone supporting these goats means himself must have done ut before or has attempted it or still planning to attempt it that is it. We are saying what they did was wrong and it is a punishable offence. It's only a thief that will try to defend thief because if anyone know the sort of agony the lady is subjected to being raped no one will come here and try to be dodgy in his statement.

Anyway though I have no sister but I don't pray such even for my enemy talkless my sister anyone try such with my sister you are simply a gonner police station will be too far to settle it. That person name na *sorry*

I have noted some guys name down here after reading so many comments I sensed we are having so rapist or a potential rapist or a career rapist in NL I have noted them down right now thank God for this opportunity their fruit is showing them right now nice one* NOTED*

It's so frustrating.

And these are the kind of pple we have as neighbours and friends.
God help us

Cute baby

He shud hold on tight oooo

If dem ever separate, he will never see dat child again.

vilight:
for some reason, d pics luk weird almst photoshopd

It is photoshoped.

How else can u practically cut them things so neatly.
Lol

Chiefpriest1:
Wow! This lady really ruled the airwaves in those days.

Apart from her, Dolly Nnachukwu was another good actress in the early days of nollywood.

Four kids? Hmm! The babe try sha. Not easy to remain trim after one sef

Yes o, dolly now lives in London . She too ran away

Hahahaha

She don run,

Later u go hear I love nigeria.

Love it from afar jare

The place get as e be

Insidous:
What if they were dating, it still doesn't give him and his friends the right to rape her. FYI, rape is sexual intercourse without consent.

Simple!
I beg educate him.

powerfulsettingz:
Don't be rude pls, I understand u ladies get boiled up to any case of rape, but the guy might just be right, why would she visit sm1 u rejected to date every day, majorly early in the morning, I smell lies in her story, its not pure rape, am sure she's always going there to have konji, but I guess this time the frnds wanted a share, which made her vex.

My brother, first u need to know the meaning of rape before u come to conclusion.

Let's assume she planned for a foursome at 9.30 am dat morning , but just before the act she said NO.

And the boys continued, It's still Rape.

give it two years, it will be worse than it was

before the rehabilitation

sexylogan:
Badt babe

How far, de guy sabi kpanshi?

I no too look am o,

Na my oga dey show me, complaining how useless our politicians are.

For my mind, na make I see the governor pri-ck and the babe face I dey

sexylogan:
We are waiting for Zamfara sextape part 2

Cc Ishilove

#FTC so I gotta modify this

I'm dedicating this to;

1. President Muh'd Buhari and his very able VP Osibanjo

May your first 4 years of leadership usher Nigeria into an Unprecedented era of Peace and Prosperity

2. All workers who are being owed salaries

#God punish all the greedy Governor's (de Thunder wey go fire una nyash still dey do press-up

God bless Naija

Me I don watch am,

hardisha81:
jobless in d highest peak...

haba if u wan quote the guy just qoute the original naa

sorry i had to laugh.

if dem no ban this person, deleting my acct.

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Another naija virgin story

Petrol station burn, pple wan use bucket of
water quench am

KingEbukasBlog:
This is a fake account created by the op , tweets by op ... .... dont be gullible Nigerians !

Tnk I jare. I knew it.

Am not daft desperate for toke's to believe dat rubbish.

Home looks bland

Abi dat no be d house we e buy for gazillions of dollars??

erico2k2:
guy dem tax you reach %40 in the UK?? una get mouth shaa

haba, no be mouth oo,

i beg google tax rate for over 40k earners.

Higher rate 40% £31,786 to £150,000

People with the standard Personal Allowance start paying this rate on income over £42,385
Additional rate 45% Over £150,000

blueseacats:
Guy, its a wise choice u are about to make, but i must warn u , its not gonna be a walk in the park am a returnee too, and av not been finding it easy at all, the worse is that i akways have to tell people why i left the land of plenty to the land of nothing, some dont bother asking, but when they see my blue passport the next tin they say is old boy them do u frm village .Especially wen u av student loans to pay and they dont know what u doin with ur money. But at the end i believe i will be better off than my friends who stayed back in the states. Again if u are the high maintenace type stay where u are abeg, because sometime i enjoy staying without light just like every other nigerian, n i take public transport.[/b] But again in years to come ur mates will regret not followinh your way[b].

Story.

blueseacats:
Guy, its a wise choice u are about to make, but i must warn u , its not gonna be a walk in the park am a returnee too, and av not been finding it easy at all, the worse is that i akways have to tell people why i left the land of plenty to the land of nothing, some dont bother asking, but when they see my blue passport the next tin they say is old boy them do u frm village .Especially wen u av student loans to pay and they dont know what u doin with ur money. But at the end i believe i will be better off than my friends who stayed back in the states. Again if u are the high maintenace type stay where u are abeg, because sometime i enjoy staying without light just like every other nigerian, n i take public transport.[/b] But again in years to come ur mates will regret not followinh your way[b].

Sto

yemstok:
Bros! monkey dey work baboon dey chop income over there is better o.

No mind d quy, make come uk come see monkey dey work bamboo dey.

If e see , 40% tax e go run na

Experience will teach u

Hope no be all this big mouths wey dey nairaland dey deceive u ooo

Na mouth them dey ooo.

I dey go naija every year, but I will never subject my sef and kids to that standard of livING.

Dats my opinion.

rawpadgin:
we don't use earrings neither do will apply makeover

I attend mfm manchester. Most of them use ear rings and make up.

Cutehector:
Tufiakwa... This is marriage... I can't.. What will the kids say? Dat thr mum smokes? They will probably learn from her... She ought to stop it if we eventually get married. Cuz d day I smell cigarette puff 3 metres around her, beatin!


I dnt even smoke sef so why will I marry a lady dat smokes? Injuring her own organs.. If she eventually falls sick, am nad gona use my earned money to pay her hospital bills

Hmm story, until u enter Europe, and meet oyinbo then anything is allowed and acceptable.

Rubbish,

Ain't there better topics to bring on fp?

the uk has started acting crazy with visa application again,

dats why they are desperate to leave the EU, yeye pple.

how can they refuse u appeal or review??

i beg just get a lawyer, to fight the case.

dats the only pple to listen to.

hope ur baby gets better soon, x

HAH:
Why should I put my hard earned money and give someone called a pharmacy 60% of it ?

Absolutely ridiculous

Kai nigeria is unsafe.

I don't care wat u say, pls folks in diaspora stay where u are oo

Ewuro4:
But damn that cut is deep.

Ahhhhh

U Don put d song for my head now,
# first cut is the deepest baby ...........#