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Ewuro4:
Hahaha you're def from my generation

My dad raise local hens, we couldn't kill any of them through our stay coz they already named them all like pets.

Esp when on Vacation when I'm supposed to sleep in , all they wanna do is go sightseeing or buggy jumping every single day. What has that gotta do with my overtired body

Like Aunty bebe2 said, that's the joy (abi drama) of being a born and raised abroad. Like my people say, won ko nironu kobo

How many times will my kid come bothering my peace over trivial tooth fairy money when I'm busy thinking about serious stuff?

Lol @ tooth fairly money

Then am a bad mum becos I forgot to exchange the tooth for a coin.

dats the joy of being young and living in a western country,

everything excites them,

when my daughter was baby, we cudnt stay out for 5mins without someone

saying ''awwwww, aint she cute? wats her name'' ects.

visited naija, only pple dat knew she wasn't based in naija seemed to fuss over her,

others just ignored and gave her a straight face. she kept saying they dont like me, they are mean

my point is naija pple mind full, them no get time for little things in life, na how them go take hammer dem

them dey think off.

chei

see naija pikins

God do something about nigeria naaaaaahhhhhh

Hello NL Family, long time no see/chat/post/read

am hoping the americanas here can help me.

am visiting the united states for two weeks on monday the 17th,

the plan is to spend a week in LA, 2 nights in maryland and 2 nights in ATLANTA georgia.

problem now is, i need to shop, especially men and kids clothes (not for sale)

just need to know which cities and stores wud be cheaper.

tnks for any input

Twaci:
Babe no vex, e don happen, e don happen....

We can do nothing for now but to congratulate

abi oooo

Twaci:
A simple ceremony, i like that and the fact that her face is as radiant as the sun should be a slap to her haters' faces. Congratulations dearie!

Dont still get why she had to kiss her granny's mouth though....hug don finish?

CC: lalasticlala

pls help me ask tontoh when she remember say she get grand mama,

them no fit dress the woman wen visitors and cameras are coming to the house, the room looks smoked in,

abeg this babe no try, no be by swallow the woman lips

FastShipping:
He was begging me not to open a thread. He told me his kids are very young and no other way to feed them. He said if I out him here, he wouldn't bother to come back here because his life would be finished. I still have our BB conversation saved for future references.

Hajj is my witness because Hajj was party to it too.

so if u caught him in armed robbery, and he begs u to keep quiet becos his kids needs to eat,

will u adhere to his plea?

am never contracting anything to a nairalander then, becos with someone like me with a very limited
budget, a stunt like that could ruin me for years.

MRBrownJ:
IMHO kissing/lusting for someone or having any intimate physical contact whatsoever (holding hands etc) is also cheating

Holding hands?, Chei, may God forgive us

Jesus ss,

All this school trip wahala dey fear me ooo

Blacks and water no be friends atall

God bless the United Kingdom

Too much grammar

Someone pls pm him and show him the basics.

Haba, d guy is desperate.

Country hard oo

i must confess, this girl has become very beautiful.

as a baby , she wasnt very pretty

armyofone:
that's the spirit you learn to play alone
Take time to play...i mean visit those theme parks.

f

I sure will.

Am no gud on my own, a frd was suppose to come wit me but she backed out becos of ticket prices.

So if u see a beautiful sexy very young lady walking around looking bored pls Holland at her

elohorayodele:
U
what is ur rate today?

345.

Dollyak:
Aww.. make sure you enjoy yourself. You might find yourself bored alone at home. So I will advise you set aside some money to travel around.

yess ooooo

enuf money to entertain mysef,

dont want to be liability

and am visiting 4 states in 2wks

Blackett:
[color=#150000]And your mother thought you to reason with your ass and not your brain?

Unbelievable that you have a big head with noodles replacing what should have been your brain. Inbred _retard.[/color]

I don't expect any less from u, u be born throway pikin.

Keep pretending, u want pple to believe ur are disgusted with dat pic abi? Ok keep up the act.
The scars on ur ass- are the evidence.

Dem shout who open pot, tortise say no be him chop the meat,

Na guilty conscience dey worry.

Just desist frm the act.

Am out

pappilo:
The poster is extremly daft for the racism bit. I read that and didnt bother to read the rest.

How can a[b][/b] slowpoke [b][/b]spend a couple of days in a state and say racism is exaggerated? Go and tell that to all the minorities living in section 8 concrete jungles, the young black men who are never given a chance as they are criminalized from ages as early as 12 for smoking weed(Obama smoked weed too) and young black men who are gunned down for no obvious reason (Walter Scott, Oscar Grant, John Crawford III, Sean Bell e.t.c.).

A country where a high profile individual running for the Republican party presidential nomination can openly call all Mexicans in the US rapists.

Please do not trivialise the real sufferings of millions of people in the US just because you managed to secure a visa for a whirlwind 10 day visit.

Must u abuse him?

Wats wrong with our pple naaaa

pbs4real:
Luk @ this FRUMP! are u older than me In as much as i hate to sound verbose. .ur stupidity is alarming *no offence

Offence taken.

No matured man will come out and call someone they ve neve met stupid-.

So u remain a child , until u grow and learn how to address strangers.

Come Aug 17th , I will see all with my two eyes,

And see my cousins after 18yrs of separation.

Looking forward to it

pbs4real:
shey u self no see say u dey xpose ur stùpidity

U r d stu.pid one. D fact dat I oppose ur ideas don't make me stupiid.

I can not tolerate insults frm kids dat are young enuf to be my offspring all in the name of social media.

Hmm, A Ban awaits all posters on this thread.

Una trust seun na

remember007:
this isn't right morally, but its their culture so lets let them be...... waiting for the day a girl will touch me indecently wit lez intentions, I will use my heel tip on her head

No, u will gently say don't EVERY try dat again am straight.

U no need to shed blood

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Ewu.

Does everyone live on the street close to lasu? Are the people living close to lasu all nairalanders?

What have YOU done about the "dead/dying man close to lasu or there about"?

You don't have to reason with your anus to make a _stupid point.[/color]

Chisos, me ewu??

Na ur mother be ewu?

As she no fit train u proper, before she inflict ur rude Ass- on unsuspecting pple.

Idiotic cow.

see all of them dey shout

bloody hypocrites,

there is a dead/dying man on the street close to lasu or there about,

u are all walking by,

is this more gross?

hmmmm,

so na the pikin wey dem rape, dem still scatter her leg between two men,

all becos of giving her ride.

naija i hail thee ooooo

silversonuc:
u dey mind am? En nva jam serious men on d street, buh wait ooooo wetin concern u sef

same thing wey concern u

Stephanie75:
[b][/b] He meant AGIP

R.I.P 2 d dead.

okkkk

makes more sense

astrodome:
There is nothing irresponsible about having 4 kids, given my income.

of course not,

i have 4.

the person i quoted was asking if its allowed?

i said, yes

presentley:
bebe2, please educate me. What if it were 4 kids? Is it not allowed or what?

20kids sef is allowed,

but ready to carry the financial burden on ur own.

where the fuc:k is high jeep on sapele rd ??

RIP to the dead oo, too much bad news

Harbigail:
Well, i tink it's all about luck.i met ma man via fb,started wit a simple helo,hi.messages,n den calls.(even talked 2his family n frnds even b4 seeing dem)we continued 2chat 4 a ova a year b4 we finally decided 2hook up.i realy cnt tel u in details,story 4 anoda day...it's 4yrs nw n we stil growing strong. (to tink dat it i neva liked anytin abt online datin).i guess God jst gave me a comforter 4 d yrs i suffered in d hands of others n am grateful.

babe plsssss, tell me he is now ur fiance,

four year don tey oo