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I used this medium to pray and wish all aspiring migrants well. May God grant u ur heart desire.

N wen u enter, ur priority shud be getting legalised .

Once u get ur papers ur problems are half solved.

01mcfadden: Bartender,pls give this man a crate of gulder.
You said my mind!
#Jamming hands together for you!

Hahaha ,
I beg make am white wine.
I be woman

Toks2008: This is why if i ever join politics,i would rather prefer to work my way up by setting standards that people can always make refrence to.

I really dont like the bull dozzer factor of these celebrities but Nugeria will always be Nigeria where elephants can fly.

Tnk u o jare, I agree anyone can go in to politics but u have to at least give us tester of wat u can do before u enter office. He has the position and influence to do so.

What a joke!

So all celebrity now heading to politics.

What has this man done for this country since he has been in the public eye?

Now e wan come chop money.
Gd luck to him,

National cake, its free for all

jaytime: Check ur mail

Why always mail.

U have the specification , just give the quote.

Am also at the ceiling stage, I can then use his to calculate mine without bothering u.

I can then decide if its worth calling or emailing you.

majekdom2: I LAFFF .... you gotta a degree ? just asking... if yes , so you can wash toilet for a white man after all the shakara u use dem big boys do ? Ok , I really dont know you .... you wish to be a government liability ? we need to change our thinking really and understand one needs to be a blessing to others and not liabilities..... because I dont see you bless others when you its the government that feeds you abroad.

Why have u gone personal nahhhhhh,

It's a discussion, state ur own point.
I talk wetin I know u dey argue, do u want to dispute wat I said? Am I lying?

And for ur question, Capital Yesssss. I can wash all the toilet on this planet to feed my kids. And yes, I do have a diploma frm nigeria and a degree from Manchester metropolitan.

ibe003: this safarigirl is woman she don't know any thing, I don't even know why she is here this page suppose to be for men, people like am are ready to open yash for mad man abroad just to make money,

Chisosssss

O boy? Who do you like this

justwise: [/b]

Loads of garbage, where did you people get this mind set from?

Hahaha

Funny bunch

majekdom2: is that want you think ? even as a minority ? as a legal entrant in the developed countries , you gotta be skilled for you to get a job.

I dont know where u are,

But where I am u can get jobs wit in house training.

cleaning jobs , kitchen assistant, domestic , care etc dont need any type of qualifications. Be able to read and write annnnnndddd if u cant u will get adult education free.

My frd is now a year1 student nurse in university of Canterbury abi na Canterbury. University.

As at this time 3yrs ago she was a class 3 drop out.

If all fails u become govt property, they will give u enuf money to look after yourself and ur children.

krystal101: Heart breaking! Hhhahahahahaha. Imagine when u're hungry expecting something no matter how small. I don't for get to collect my son's pack & the infants own oooooo.
Same thing happen the 1st time I entered aero, thank God we had cash, see my sis ordering for herself & children. Me sef follow. B4 they disgrace some1

Can u imagine?
I have learnt my lesson.

Next time I go first enter shop buy enuf
Dem can never chop my money again

krystal101: Its not about 3course. Fly with Dana & see the diff, there's water, sweet, apple(sometimes)juice in a small pack, cake or sandwich I can't rmbr some. Aero is worse u get nothing to think arik is more exp than Dana

Ok. How about me dat took easy jet flight from Manchester to Munich, and they were selling d snacks and drink.

I spent £18 for my 4kids in dat flight. But on our way back, I bought enuf frm the supermarket so wen them dey roll their trolley come me too open my suitcase start to divide food give my children

esteltiarra: Registered today and came with this nollywood script, l don't believe it......

Its possible its real.

Most regular posters will never post family problems on here.

They wud rather open a new moniker.

Is this a comedy?
I just cant stop laughing

Poor boy

I fear that man will never appreciate this child,
He has shown enough hatred for the boy.

Op u need to step up and play a fatherly role in his life.

One more thing, just make the boy known to the mans family, so when he dies he can just go and inherit his properties. Am so hoping he is his first son

Another crying thread,

The last one exhausted me emotionally.

Cant take it

ifyalways: I might not get you very well but there is a huge difference between expressing oneself and talking back rudely.

Anyways, to each his/her own, it's all good.

Yeah , u r right.

But trying to express or explain ones self cud be misconstrued as talk back.

Like wen I was younger, my elder btother will say its discipline. He wants to beat me and am trying to explain why I did wat I did but all he will keep saying "just shut up and give me ur hand . Ohhh u r arguing with me? Are we mates? Bla Bla bla bla "

ifyalways: Kids talking back at parents rudely? That's the height of failed parenting IMO.

I guess smoking a joint would help, lol, as most parents that get to that levels with their kids are junkies anyways.

Not my levels oo.

No be sooo oh

Kids like to express themselves.
Parents aint always right.

My 8yr is one of those kids that wont let issues die until they are resolved.

I used to think he was rude but now am used to his personality.

So I often say, u will have ur turn, just let me finish.

And dat helps but it takes time to deal with little incidents dat a quick slap wud have sorted but his happier dat way.

My best friends mum is urhobo, frm our frequent discussion I have come to learn dat its d women dat looks after the financial asprct of the home in their marriage.

* Lost the point I was trying to make*
Damn u fever

Okro soup,

Made by my husband.

I dnt like okro but am too sick to cook so I gat to eat it

adeitoro: Why are others sweat-running and chasing him?
He did not think of getting one for them? :/

#justanobservation

mehhhnnnn

pple funny

Sanchez01: Lol... You sure have a point and I must confess that your points are well placed. However, I must point out to you that I have always wanted to practice objective journalism which seems to be a mirage in our beloved country. I rounded off my first degree in June. I guess you understand that the financial aspect is not there yet. The argument here is not whether the West is not better than Nigeria; but that running to the West should not be the last resort, particularly when such persons have little or no educational background cum skills to help them scale through.
Goodnight

even without degree,

just be able to read and write.

u go still see ur level work.

there is a standard of living, if ur job doesnt earn u dat, the govt will top it up.

look for oyinbo to give belle, simple

you know ur background better than anyone here

so, if ur mind tell u say things are not going to get better at home, jeje sit down for germany dey look for stay.

Sanchez01: Bless you! Exactly what I have been insinuating. You have nothing to offer, yet you believe going abroad would increase your chances of becoming a better person. It's a backward mentality, if you ask me.

see my brother, its not like that,

no one wants to leave their home and settle outside.

maybe u r financially stable so a job with UN is not a big deal but for others like
you, that could be the ticket out of absolute porverty.

if u and those around u are comfortable, have u ever sat down and wondered about those young children
you see under the bridge? or those old pple u see looking hungry or that disabled person being wheeled about
looking for money?

you may have be desensitised to these issues but for pple who visit nigeria, these are raw experiences because you
tend to forget after awhile how things are in naija until u get home again.

personally, i cant take it. it breaks my heart.
imagine living in a country for 10yrs without seeing a single mad person, then u land in your country and there it is in front of you,
a brother wit matted hair, filthy torn clothes, eating out of the gutters. from there on my mind don spoil.

thats somebody's son or brother or even a father, they havent committed any crime, its sheer badluck dat they have mental illness and nobody seem to care. its beyond me dat pple can see dat everyday and still think its ok , and hail politicians who are clearly embezzling the money meant for the vulnerable in the society.

the west is not heaven but i bet its close.

just one example,
i was very ill last night, severe stomach, at about 3am i couldnt bear it any so i called an ambulance.
within minutes a motor bike came with paramedics and started taking my blood pressure etc in our living room, few minutes later an ambulance came, the motor bike guys handed over and left and the ambulance took me to the hospital.

then i compare that wit my experience in nigeria when my nephews were sick, and u wonder if na God really create all humans.

the morale of the story is, dnt knock it till u ve tried it.

it may not suit u but for me and many others, the west is home for now.

gd night

chei, see country!

may God grant everyone their heart desire.

victory: well I dont encourage retirement home pickins should take care of old mama and old papa who cared for them b4 cheers www.moneyjobs24.com

So u r saying,

Ur parents and ur spouses parents going to live with you, right?

Story story
Once upon a time .........

Hmmmm wat a jungle

Phema: Chei! That ogbono soup is calling me name

Hahaha

Especially wen its hot

Some pple sha, how many minutes flight be dis wey u dey expect a 3 course meal?

Is this where I call home?

and u say ur wife neva still ask u the matta??

no worry she don put am for cooler,

the day wey she go ready for the explanation eh

u go hear am

CHOI

na two tinz

either hunger really dey naija or love is really blind.

chose one