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truthsayer009:
He Voted.

Trust David, he'd have shoved it all in our faces if he was at any poll unit.

truthsayer009:
He Voted.

He didn't, he is in SA.

It is good , I mean really good to thank God... But politicians won't be this religious if they were getting nothing extra and just serving the people.
People only join politics for it's benefits and unlawful acquisition of resources.

Corruption starts with you.

Hahahah 2face is such a funny dude.... His replies are so funny.... "which forefathers money? So think am"

The joke was an expensive one anyways, but we all know 2face is a man of honor... Love him so much.

So after so much noise everywhere, Davido didn't vote?
Who should be the first person casting vote in his LG if not him? Kaaaaaai!!!!

gbosaa:
...Reading without comprehension??...before people like you joined Nairaland with your annoying and off topic comment??

You are silly to throw such shades. First you opened the thread expecting the worst! Isnt that a sick and paranoid mind you have..

What’s your purpose of coming to this thread?
To check if people like the one you described posted off topic and annoyingly?

Are you a man with Gynecomastia? Are you planning on surgically ridding your breast of excess fatty tissues? Are you in the medical profession?

If you don’t fit into any of the above and only brought your paranoid unintelligent brain just to read negative comments then shame on you.
You ended up not contributing anything meaningful to the thread except to derail and moan about Nairaland. Not even a message to motivate either the op or any medic out there to keep doing his best.

Shame on you again.

I ain't going to read that epistle, never! You get time! Pffffffff!!!!

gbosaa:
I did not mock anyone and my comment was focused to the issued being addressed. Paranoid sicko like you only came for negative posts. What is wrong with you?

When you read without comprehension this is the result, read my post, I never said you did? Only responded to your intentions which you confessed yourself and I'll not join you to derail this thread.


The paranoid sicko is you not me!

worriedguy:
are you serious?? Explain more

If you are still a virgin, don't let her post mislead you as it is bull crap!

gbosaa:
Check those viewing, you’d think Nigeria was smashing Argentina in the Fifa men’s World Cup.
I was gonna type nonsense and mention bobrisky but seeing the seriousness of the thread, I felt compassion for those going through this.

I hope their issues are resolved and their confidences restored.

I was actually expecting foolish replies like what you would have posted, so I was already disappointed before reading the comments until I did. Nairaland used to be an helpful and educative forum before people like you joined to mock people going through stuff with your annoying and off topic comments.

Jakumo:
Had the surgery myself many moons ago. Best money I ever spent till date. I remember showing off at the beach, free from the stigma, after that surgery. I had been pumping iron HARD, for a good while before the surgery, in a futile bid to burn off that nasty fat tissue, but it was only when the surgery was done that I was finally free from the condition.

The cuts were made right on the nipple, so that there are no scars after the procedure. The surgeon commented on the unusually large quantity of blood that gushed out while he worked, but that was likely due to the muscle mass I created in the weight room, which is richly supplied with blood vessels.

Do not listen to those who tell you to try testosterone. There are major deadly health risks associated with ALL hormonal treatments, so once again, your ONLY option is surgery, and that will solve the matter for LIFE. Choose your surgeon with EXTREME care, if you live in Nigeria, so that you don't wind up in the hands of Baba Mukaila Eleran for this delicate job, which, if handled incorrectly, could cause nerve damage, and leave you with numb patches on your skin.

Baba Mukaila Eleran really

demolinka:
Small time Dem go dey serve small chops for dia

#votenotfight

Hahaha

She loves native wears unlike me

Iceking1:
I don't have hiv, am 24 now this is the first time ever am having an unprotected sex i was high on achohol, it happened so fast, i have had sex with more than 400+ prostitutes excluding normal babes, sometimes i have sex with more than 4-5 prostitutes in a single evening and i will still masturbate twice before sleeping in the night , exclusive normal babes but today is the first day and first time am having an unprotected sex

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! that girl should better go for a test!!!! Oh boy! May God make my kids keep themselves till marriage, this generation is getting really really scary!

TruthMustBeTold:
Make dem no implement am o...na die be that oo

Lol I think it is an error on Google's site.

yomi961:
any body that falls for this is an educated illiterate.

Don't be too fast to spill insults, wait till few days let's see if it gets implemented or not... Could some kind of error too.

ViaFast:
I Was Just Charged 184 Naira per dollar for Foreign Transaction .... i checked the rate and saw this ..

is this an error or what Buhari Promised 1 Dollar = 1 Naira ... check picture below

cc; lalasticlala

What site did you make this transaction? Please reply as soon as possible...

This is what happens when you marry your crush, especially one that rejected you several times....#NeverGiveUp

Happy birthday Susu... Love them both.

Electdbahdguy:
THAT WAS HOW I HELPED THIS GIRL WITH 20K TO PAY BACK AFTER.

SHE COME BLOCK ME IN LESS THAN 20MINS OF RECEIVING FUNDS.

I STILL HAVE THE MOFA NUMBER.

I EVEN CURSED THIS B. YET NOTHING HAPPENED.

I WENT AS FAR AS TAKING HER NUMBER TO THE VILLAGE. YET NOTHING.

I DON FORGET WETIN I USE SAVE HER NO FOR HERE, OTHERWISE I FOR POST THE B NUMBER.

GADDAMMIT!!!! IM STILL PAINED!!!!!

..not necessary

Naughtysite:
Just the tank stand and the rubber tank on top should be worth N200,000.

The total construction work you are seeing there if it has a borehole and sumo pump should worth a minimum of One million naira.

But I think that is a donation from another body.

That is not even a standard and good looking toilet, looks like some local toilets. How can he commission a toilet of very low standard like this? And just look at the ground, obviously not tarred. Give this toilet just few months and it will be an obnoxious sight.

I can't believe Desmond actually discerned this as an achievement, I'd be ashamed to stand in that group not to talk more of having pics being taken.

For the teeth, wearing a brace would fix that perfectly, about the lips there is really no difference. I used to have light chocolate lips as a teenager, now my lips are so pinky.....maybe because, ever since I stopped wearing lipstick, I lick my lips often... I guess.


Talking about cute footballers, I really don't see him as cute cute... I usually crush on cute footballers, but Ronaldo has never crushed my list, the only one crusher I had back then was Theo Walcott...my crushing days are so over!

Look at the pics closely, same woman and same wedding... Bloggers are terrible liars!

I don't believe this! Laura owns a boutique, she only wears these dresses to market her boutique and sell them afterwards...those clothes ain't really hers. It's just the same thing as selling shoes, taking pics with every pair of shoes you purchased for sale, making people believe it is yours meanwhile you just dey borrow pose, these boutique owners do that a lot.... Celebrities and fake life styles.

Young forever

Interesting ...some prisoners were being conveyed to an unknown location today on my way home from work... Felt a bit bad for them, especially as at how they were all looking out to the freedom they once had, but unfortunately took it for granted. Anyways, they called on me through the burgulary windows begging for alms, I immediately increased my steps pretending not to be aware of what is going on... later on I thought, what on earth would they need money for?

How possible is it to visit space? I'd really love to explore God's amazing work....such Wisdom and Creativity that no one has ever acquired, too Perfect.


The only time I can doubt the existence of God, is when a scientist creates a planet on his or her own and also creates a human being from something natural and breathes life into that human being, then I can respect atheists otherwise I'll always see them as Big Fool's.

I just want to move out of the country instead

Chiziwiz123:
Not you

op chat him up

To be honest ... I stopped wearing trousers a while ago including jewelry but recently I discovered God is not against any of these, what matters most is for you to dress decently in a way that people can see Christ in you.
While thinking about this, I saw two obviously married women walked past me, one was putting on a very tight leggings that gave her back shape a disgusting sight and one that men wouldn't get their eyes off not because they find her attractive as it seemed like she was walking naked.
Dress decently, don't wear leggings without a long top... Jeans are okay, don't wear those crazy cuts, wear something simple and modest... Simplicity is class.

9k comments.... Shit!

stupidity:
This smally is giving me green light and wants to come over to say HI base on the Val. But her profile on WhatsApp only has one pic and she nor wan upload another pic and I don’t want to ask if her leg is straight or not. Don’t want to sound rude to her.


The leg is one kind. Looks suspicious and na today she be wan come greet me. Y’all should help me, is this a normal pose abi her legs get problem??

The gate looks bent.... Photo shop maybe.... But she definitely got straight legs and may God deliver you from fornication.